[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[Green Tribe]

Don't spoil the mood -

still on a natural high after reformed Pink Floyd. Saw FIVE SECONDS of Roger Glover(Rock God)/Deep Purple from Toronto, BBC showed Pet Sh*t Boys instead after promising to show them - pah.

Not perving over Shakira - but she has a great voice yet tends to try and bellow out the notes - no need, her voice is strong enough.
Boy, did she look amazing. ;) They only showed her singing her biggest hit.

Peace and love everybody - even Der Fuehrer Peadar and KT.

Wait a minute, wait a minute - you went to see gayboy Cruise instead of all that great music? KT? what the hell's wrong with ya???? :D LOL

I was being nice to my flatmate, i did not really want to go to the cinema :mad: no-one else could go so i said i would :rolleyes: would rather have watched concert

[Green Tribe]

was bar crawling about ashton lane, glasgow tonight, not much totty to be reported :rolleyes:

[Peadar]

Josh Stone is very pretty...

On the subject of Live8 Totty.
Joss Stone
Dido
Miss Dynamite
Madonna looked well for her age.
The bird from Scissor Sister has a pretty face.
Fern did the whole back stage thing well.
Beyonce was in Philly and looked amazing.

[Peadar]

Big Brother haters can look away now.
Didn't see it last night because I was watching Car Nation on BBC Two but according to the papers, there was some serious totty action last night.
Anyone see it?
Orlaith is some slapper!
Keep it up girl. :D

[Babysis]

Big Brother haters can look away now.
Didn't see it last night because I was watching Car Nation on BBC Two but according to the papers, there was some serious totty action last night.
Anyone see it?
Orlaith is some slapper!
Keep it up girl. :D

I wathced it. any one who is "breast man" :rolleyes: :rolleyes: will have enjoyed it. Makosi and Orlaith were both naked in the pool. Anthony got it on with both of them ;)

He asked orlaith of he could feel hers, and she told him him could suck em instead. she has no shame. Despite that anthony kept going back to Makosi who went even further :rolleyes: Looks like she will do anything to win - but no one likes hers

[paul_oshea]

seriouslly.

waht about their mammys???

at the end of the day people have to be brought up a certain way. does that orlaith one consider herlsef one of ours??? i hope not!!! though i always thought that name was irish!!

[hamish]

Big Brother haters can look away now.
Didn't see it last night because I was watching Car Nation on BBC Two but according to the papers, there was some serious totty action last night.
Anyone see it?
Orlaith is some slapper!
Keep it up girl. :D

I'm gonna get killed for saying this but I discovered last night that my niece has joined Footie. She's nineteen and is considered totty material by young lads in her age group- to me she's just my niece.

She's also one of the dirtiest footballers you've ever could see - think of Gentile/Dermot Keely/Peter Storey/Lucas Neil/Robbie Savage etc rolled into one. :eek: I'm not kidding.

[paul_oshea]

ah hamish, ive been waiting for this day. get her on the aul totty, she wil be telling her mammy about her dirty old unlce hamish!!!! :eek: :eek:

[Babysis]

[QUOTE]seriouslly.

waht about their mammys???

at the end of the day people have to be brought up a certain way.

What people do in their own personal life is fine, but you have to be a certain type of person to go on a show like that anyway, let alone get your tits out and shag someone live on TV. :rolleyes: :eek:


does that orlaith one consider herlsef one of ours??? i hope not!!! though i always thought that name was irish!!

she is from belfast

[Peadar]

She's also one of the dirtiest footballers you've ever could see

Sounds like a chip off the old Chopper Hamish block, so then. :D

[hamish]

Sounds like a chip off the old Chopper Hamish block, so then. :D

:D

Nah, I'm a laid back guy - literally and metaphorically. :D

She's very pretty but dangerous. About ten years ago we were just tipping a football around the back lawn and she gave me a seven inch gash down my right leg with a kick, laughed and said "Ah, it's only a scratch."

I'm used to your slags and TBH enjoy them but PLEASE don't cross her - I'm only thinking of your health LOL. :D

[hamish]

ah hamish, ive been waiting for this day. get her on the aul totty, she wil be telling her mammy about her dirty old unlce hamish!!!! :eek: :eek:

Her mammy's my sister ya plonker, my niece knows what I'm like - she lives next door.

I'm not a dirty old man - Jesus, what will you be like when/if you reach my age????

They'll have to shut down every public park in the UK LOL :D

Anyway, talk to youse later - off for my afternoon nap, to paraphrase Richard Ashcroft , "The drugs do work" :D

[Gerrit]

He asked orlaith of he could feel hers, and she told him him could suck em instead.

:eek: Why does this never happen when I go to a public pool ?


Anyway, what else do you expect at Big Brother ?? Last weekend in Belfast a (drunk ?) girl asked me if I was one of the lads who participated :eek: :mad:

[Gerrit]

http://www.perfectpeople.net/picpage.php3/cpid=96254

I have thing about that Kimberley lass - lovely facial profile. Slurp. :D

That one on the bottom is :p



Ehm, Superfrank, the sites you mention seem to be

1) either password-protected
2) adult sites

When a site asks you to click "yes" to see a naked woman, know that your PC will suffer a huge virus/spyware attack if you do. Better keep the hormones down for the sake of your computer's health ;)

And never visit adult sites !! They are reputated for virusses with every page you open, let alone file downloads. I have a friend who sometimes dares to check the girls on the internet, and let's say he is a very loyal customer of the local PC doc :D

[superfrank]

That one on the bottom is :p



Ehm, Superfrank, the sites you mention seem to be

1) either password-protected
2) adult sites

When a site asks you to click "yes" to see a naked woman, know that your PC will suffer a huge virus/spyware attack if you do. Better keep the hormones down for the sake of your computer's health ;)

Are you trying to make me out to be a perv?? :mad:

I had no trouble with any of the sites.


And never visit adult sites !! They are reputated for virusses with every page you open, let alone file downloads. I have a friend who sometimes dares to check the girls on the internet, and let's say he is a very loyal customer of the local PC doc :D

Good one! I dont visit "adult" sites cos I dont own the computer. :o

[ccfcgirl]

Jennifer Ellison is something else,a pair of juggernauts to die for and there all her own too. ;) :)There was me thinking you booked Latvia/Lithuania for the soccer :D :D

[anto eile]

ok, same lass, different pic.

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.elmulticine.com/imagenes/noticias/pazvega.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.macthink.net/community/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D12458&h=210&w=221&sz=11&tbnid=N3TKL__wLOoJ:&tbnh=96&tbnw=102&hl=en&start=17&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpaz%2Bvega%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26l r%3D

How is she not class!!!! :)

still think her face looks very manly

[hamish]

Just watching Martha Kearney now on BBC 2 and she looks terrific. She seems to have her hair restyled and it makes her face look longer. She also seems to have got a bit of sunshine and looks at least 15 years younger. Quality totty no matter what the age.
Yum Yum. :D

Oh, Gerrit, did you see the Cure's live performance on Live 8?

http://www.kapturedforyou.com/July05/070305/kc070305k.jpg

[Peadar]

Is is just me or is Nigella Lawson (http://www.nigella.com/) a serious piece of woman!?

[Pauro 76]

Is is just me or is Nigella Lawson (http://www.nigella.com/) a serious piece of woman!?

gotta say have to agree with ya. saw her cooking show once, and Christ the innuendos she puts in are savage! she makes cooking sexy....

[Pat O' Banton]

Yeah but I'd be there relaxing in her stumptuous living room as she ate asparagus suggestively, listening to her making dubious chit chat, wonder if she'd like my leapord skin thong when I'd remember who her father was and what he looked like and begin to think that this is what she may look like in years to come :eek: http://www.fpf.ru/index.php?root_id=3&category_id=129
(sorry about the bizzare link but its the only one I could find with photo - may they confused him for one of their shotputters :eek: )

[hamish]

http://www.saviodsilva.net/02/1/2211/faces/1.htm

http://www.saviodsilva.net/02/1/2211/faces/23.htm

[hamish]

For Gerritt


http://www.saviodsilva.net/02/1/2211/faces/17.htm

[Gerrit]

Oh yeah, that looks good :cool: Where is she known from ?



@ Superfrank: I did not even suggest you were a pervert :) I just told: be aware with links in the adult atmosphere, many of them contain virusses. But if you're not using your own PC then, happy days I guess :D though I would go for kinkier stuff if I wouldn't have to care about virusses anyway ;)

[hamish]

Oh yeah, that looks good :cool: Where is she known from ?



@ Superfrank: I did not even suggest you were a pervert :) I just told: be aware with links in the adult atmosphere, many of them contain virusses. But if you're not using your own PC then, happy days I guess :D though I would go for kinkier stuff if I wouldn't have to care about virusses anyway ;)

I typed in "pretty models pictures" into the Google thingamajig and a site called Saviosilva came up.

[Dazzy]

I typed in "pretty models pictures" into the Google thingamajig and a site called Saviosilva came up.

I like that site :cool:

[hamish]

I like that site :cool:

Really classy photos aren't they - nice change from then usual siliconed wagons we get here. :D

[jorge]

Is is just me or is Nigella Lawson (http://www.nigella.com/) a serious piece of woman!?
I could'nt agree more.It's very frustrating :D .The PERFECT wife.

[hamish]

How about some rock chicks??

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Emy/Images/004.jpg

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Ashleigh/Images/003.jpg

[Dazzy]

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Ashleigh/Images/003.jpg

She can play my guitar anyday :D










I got my coat already ;)

And sirhamish i seen the rest of that site ;) Dirty boy :p

[hamish]

[QUOTE=Dazzy]She can play my guitar anyday :D



Yeah, her guitar licks are brilliant. Strikes the right chord with me.
Does she give "machine head"??? :D Getting coat.........

Gas isn't it? I just typed "maidens" in to Google and up it popped - the site I mean.

I hope it's not a mucky site like the Sylvia Saint one I got.

Peadar - can you advise - is this a safe site???

Seems no porn link.

[Dazzy]

[QUOTE=Dazzy]She can play my guitar anyday :D



Yeah, her guitar licks are brilliant. Strikes the right chord with me.
Does she give "machine head"??? :D Getting coat.........

Gas isn't it? I just typed "maidens" in to Google and up it popped - the site I mean.

I hope it's not a mucky site like the Sylvia Saint one I got.

Peadar - can you advise - is this a safe site???

Seems no porn link.

There is some topless girls on that site but hey most of the seductive ones are covered up slightly :D

[hamish]

[QUOTE=sirhamish]

There is some topless girls on that site but hey most of the seductive ones are covered up slightly :D

Whew - thank heavens for that. I posted a Sylvia Saint picture and she was covered in a lovely red dress showing a little leg and boobs. VERY TAME. However, when others clicked, her......er........naughtier poses popped up. Peadar told me that kinda thing happens with that kinda site. I see the red dress pic, while everyone else sees the mucky stuff.
that's why I was a little worried about rock maidens.

Here's more for those too lazy assed to go to the site:

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Shayna/Images/005.jpg

http://www.rockmaidens.com/Starla/Images/007.jpg

[Peadar]

Peadar - can you advise - is this a safe site???

I never click on any of your links, sirhamish.
Have to err on the side of caution in my job. ;)


Anyone seen Cat Deeley (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1184730,00.html) in the shampoo ad?
She looks amazing but it looks like the film was digitally enhanced.
She seems like a bit of a snob though.

[Babysis]

I never click on any of your links, sirhamish.
Have to err on the side of caution in my job. ;)


Anyone seen Cat Deeley (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1184730,00.html) in the shampoo ad?
She looks amazing but it looks like the film was digitally enhanced.
She seems like a bit of a snob though.

From what most celebrities say in interviews etc, Cat Deeley is meant to be really nice. Think thats scary one Kelly osbourne or someone hates her though :rolleyes:

[hamish]

I never click on any of your links, sirhamish.
Have to err on the side of caution in my job. ;)


Anyone seen Cat Deeley (http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1184730,00.html) in the shampoo ad?
She looks amazing but it looks like the film was digitally enhanced.
She seems like a bit of a snob though.

Seriously Corky Boy - I've checked with others and that site is harmless.

Trust me :eek: :D

and that other site saviosilva would be tame for The Irish Catholic.

[Anto McC]

The Totty thread has gone dead while i was off line,That's the last time i leave Hamish in charge :D

[hamish]

The Totty thread has gone dead while i was off line,That's the last time i leave Hamish in charge

LOL :D :D

Did you not see the metal totty? Especially for you too. Ian Gillan would approve. :p

[Anto McC]

LOL :D :D

Did you not see the metal totty? Especially for you too. Ian Gillan would approve. :p

I didn't see the metal totty,where is it Hamish

[hamish]

I didn't see the metal totty,where is it Hamish

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Also a few posts above that saviodsilva - nice looking girls there. ;)

[Anto McC]

The link wouldn't let me enter,Hamish but i clicked into the site and there are some very sexy and some very scary women :eek: on there

[Green Tribe]

The link wouldn't let me enter Hamish

:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :D

[Éanna]

:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :D
very good

[Anto McC]

:eek: :rolleyes: :eek: :D

Ive edited the post by adding an apostrophy(spelling?)

Cheeky b*tch :D

[hamish]

:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :D

What did D2 Red originally post????? :D

[Green Tribe]

Ive edited the post by adding an apostrophy(spelling?)

Cheeky b*tch :D

yeah, it's 'C-O-M-M-A' :D ;)

Eanna, someone else would have beat me to it, had to get my slagging in :D

Best regards,
Cheeky Bitch :D

[Anto McC]

yeah, it's 'C-O-M-M-A' :D ;)

Eanna, someone else would have beat me to it, had to get my slagging in :D

Best regards,
Cheeky Bitch :D

My mistake again :o

[Green Tribe]

What did D2 Red originally post????? :D

he said " The link did not let me enter Hamish but i clicked on the site......." :D he needed a comma or full stop etc LOL

[Anto McC]

I'd return that sense of humour to whoever you borrowed it from KT,it doesn't suit you.

[Green Tribe]

I'd return that sense of humour to whoever you borrowed it from KT,it doesn't suit you.

Ah now, don't be sulking there...... :D ;)