[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[hamish]

You get around, don't you hamish...???! :eek: :D

That the gene mixture, you pup :p

Julie Etchingham has shortish hair and is a real blonde and is NOTHING like the Yanks - have you seen Fox News lately - check out Laurie Dhue - now that's US newsreader totty.

I'm kinda disappointed that no noticed my reply to your post last night called me a lazy f,,,,er. :o

[Green Tribe]

Explaining myself???? :confused: :confused:

Feeling not great today but sister is bringing me on a rampage through LIDL shortly. Sad, very very sad I know. :o


I am slightly demented but have no interest in sheep. Know who'll reply to that. :D

oh, get some nuremberg sausages hamish from LIDL, they're lovely. He's not on the sheep viagra anymore Babysis.... :D ask your sister about the boxty hamish

[Green Tribe]

That the gene mixture, you pup :p

Julie Etchingham has shortish hair and is a real blonde and is NOTHING like the Yanks - have you seen Fox News lately - check out Laurie Dhue - now that's US newsreader totty.

I'm kinda disappointed that no noticed my reply to your post last night called me a lazy f,,,,er. :o

what was it, go on tell me or else!

[hamish]

Hamish,i love a good rampage,it's a pity i can't go with you

Just a euphemism for a shopping crawl around LIDL - I'm legendary there for the huge load of shopping I get - some of the girls on check out are convinced I have at least one wife and a loads of kids. Ha ha LOL :D

[hamish]

what was it, go on tell me or else!

Page 140, post 2790.

Sad fact is - some of it is true and it's nearly July. :o

Anyway, need a shower and off to LIDL. Got up early today (4.35pm) but still a little behind schedule.


Toodle Pip - talk to y'all later.

[Green Tribe]

[QUOTE=kerr's tribe]Miss me?

NO



Enjoy your lie-in Hame, lazy F*£%£r!!!

Thanks for reminding me - must take down Christmas decorations. ;)

:confused: emphasising your laziness just?

[hamish]

[QUOTE=sirhamish]

:confused: emphasising your laziness just?

No - the decos are in the front living room and middle kitchen. Usually they are boxed and put in my sister's attic next door. Problem is, I'm in the process of raising the roof to include a bigger attic and a dormer room so the place is all a mess.

Am organisiing builders at the mo. but you know the probs with builders.

To make matters worse there's a little leak in sister's attic so have boxes of decos stuck here. In fact, there are decos hanging from the ceiling in middle kitchen. LOL :D

The front room, hall, back kitchen, bathroom, toilet and my bedroom are spotless. Just wait till I get the house done - it'll be a class joint.

The annoying thing is I have the finance organised etc. If I was even 50% more mobile I'd have the job completed now - so frustrating 'cos I'm basically an impatient person when I want to do something.

[Anto McC]

[QUOTE=kerr's tribe]

No - the decos are in the front living room and middle kitchen. Usually they are boxed and put in my sister's attic next door. Problem is, I'm in the process of raising the roof to include a bigger attic and a dormer room so the place is all a mess.

Am organisiing builders at the mo. but you know the probs with builders.

To make matters worse there's a little leak in sister's attic so have boxes of decos stuck here. In fact, there are decos hanging from the ceiling in middle kitchen. LOL :D

The front room, hall, back kitchen, bathroom, toilet and my bedroom are spotless. Just wait till I get the house done - it'll be a class joint.

have you got a room for when i visit :D

[hamish]

[QUOTE=sirhamish]

have you got a room for when i visit :D

When the house is done - I'll have THREE spare rooms including the dormer.

You're welcome but only of you bring a spare totty for me.

Byeeeeeeeeeee off to LIDL

[hamish]

Just back from LIDL - had to get a Taxi - sister too busy watching soaps. I stepped into the taxi at 8.50pm and, after LIDL and two other stops, arrived home at 9.40pm. Guess what it cost me???

Have even had time to give my bitch Bunty a run round the back lawn. She's very affectionate, p!$$es in about ten spots to mark her territory and I have her trained to $h!te in the outside field so I won't step on anything. I'm worried she might get pregnant as she hasn't been discombobulated. She loves being fed doggy biscuits out of my hand too and is now asleep in her kennel. She's eleven years old but very fit for her age.

By the way, I also have a lovely little Jack Russell terrier called Bunty. LOL :D

[Anto McC]

Did you buy me anything nice Hamish

[hamish]

Did you buy me anything nice Hamish

er.........No. Taxi cost me 8 euro for nearly an hour.

[Anto McC]

Is that all,You certainly had the funds to buy me something nice,the meter must have been broke :D

[hamish]

Is that all,You certainly had the funds to buy me something nice,the meter must have been broke :D

I'm good buddies with the cab company owner and most drivers - TBF I gave the driver a 4 euro tip - he carried all 10 shopping bags into the back kitchen, Sound of him, wasn't it. This was before the tip BTW.

Know what we've had no Marlyn Monroe on totty??

What could I have bought ya????

[Anto McC]

I'm good buddies with the cab company owner and most drivers - TBF I gave the driver a 4 euro tip - he carried all 10 shopping bags into the back kitchen, Sound of him, wasn't it. This was before the tip BTW.

Know what we've had no Marlyn Monroe on totty??

What could I have bought ya????

Not bad at all Hamish.

Marlyn Monroe is not my type of totty

[hamish]

http://www.marilyn-monroe.org.uk/

Click first phographs and check the pic of her leaning against a doorway. Phew.

Jesus, she'd be around 70 if she were alive today.

[Anto McC]

Heather Locklear (http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/heather_locklear_a.jpg)

Ciara (http://www.partyradiofm.de/Ciara%205.jpg)

Cameron Diaz (http://philippe.lourdez.free.fr/wallpaper/images/girl/girl_cameron_diaz009.jpg)

Denise Richards (http://www.celebrities.pl/denise_richards/denise3.jpg)

[Anto McC]

I don't understand what anyone sees in Marlyn Monroe :confused: She ain't that great

I'm going to bed Hamish,I'll talk to you tomorrow,try and get that list done if possible

[Green Tribe]

Just back from LIDL - had to get a Taxi - sister too busy watching soaps. I stepped into the taxi at 8.50pm and, after LIDL and two other stops, arrived home at 9.40pm. Guess what it cost me???

Have even had time to give my bitch Bunty a run round the back lawn. She's very affectionate, p!$$es in about ten spots to mark her territory and I have her trained to $h!te in the outside field so I won't step on anything. I'm worried she might get pregnant as she hasn't been discombobulated. She loves being fed doggy biscuits out of my hand too and is now asleep in her kennel. She's eleven years old but very fit for her age.

By the way, I also have a lovely little Jack Russell terrier called Bunty. LOL

Did this post make anyone else snigger or is it just my dirty mind......? :eek: :D :D Friday thanks God! Skiving day, no boss in :D Will try and post up totty if i can get on website tomorrow doesn't always give me access at work, think I've been found out....... :mad:

[hamish]

Did this post make anyone else snigger or is it just my dirty mind......? :eek: :D :D Friday thanks God! Skiving day, no boss in :D Will try and post up totty if i can get on website tomorrow doesn't always give me access at work, think I've been found out......

Welcome to the dirty mind club. :D

[Drumcondra Red]

hello, i see you've been battling with drumcondra red for the affections of babysis..........

Jaysus, hang on here a second, battling fot the affections???? We just had a civilised disscussion and all of a sudden we're in a hotel room together, actually, thats impressive! Well played Drumcondra Red!!! :D


The back is much better and there is no battle because i should win hands down :D

:D Funniest post of the year goes to... Anto, I won't be dragged into these petty arguements with you, I bigger then that!!! :p Although aparently you're still dragging me to the Glentoran away match :eek:

[Drumcondra Red]

Just to keep the totty alive, and I'm but sure if I mentioned her yet but ding-dong (http://www.loridorn.com/EvaMendez10.jpg) and just in case you missed it (http://www.cafzone.net/v2stuff/thumbs/httpvieuxgarsfreefrPagesimagespostduvendredi081320 04evamendezjpg.jpg)

She could come around when Kate Moss is out of town! :D

[Babysis]

[QUOTE=Drumcondra Red]Jaysus, hang on here a second, battling fot the affections???? We just had a civilised disscussion and all of a sudden we're in a hotel room together

I cant believe Im actually going to agree with you - it was just a civilised chat. Ive lost count now of the people Ive been linked to, all because I talk to them :rolleyes: :D

Eire06 and KT, finally there was a good few fit looking fellas on the tube today :D Friday night on Soho, brings them all out - woo hoo :D

[Peadar]

Friday night on Soho, brings them all out - woo hoo :D

How long are you living in London and you still don't know about the boys in Soho! :D

[Babysis]

How long are you living in London and you still don't know about the boys in Soho! :D

Funnilly enough there are a good few fit straight fellas down here too. To be fair soho is more of a place for blokes to check female totty - all the meedja types many of them are young fit rich girls, living off daddy's money :rolleyes: .

There are a good few suits, nice looking guys, so its not too bad for a single girl down here. ;)

[Drumcondra Red]

[QUOTE]

it was just a civilised chat. Ive lost count now of the people Ive been linked to, all because I talk to them :rolleyes: :D

Its ok, you've landed on your feet here!!! :D They're just jealous with what we've got going :p ;)

[Babysis]

[QUOTE=Babysis]

Its ok, you've landed on your feet here!!! :D They're just jealous with what we've got going :p ;)

Oh aye that must be it :rolleyes: :D

[Anto McC]

Just to keep the totty alive, and I'm but sure if I mentioned her yet but ding-dong (http://www.loridorn.com/EvaMendez10.jpg) and just in case you missed it (http://www.cafzone.net/v2stuff/thumbs/httpvieuxgarsfreefrPagesimagespostduvendredi081320 04evamendezjpg.jpg)

She could come around when Kate Moss is out of town! :D

Who's that Roy.

[Maz]

Fran Cosgrave never liked him before but after celeb love island...i wouldnt say no :p

Well saw him yesterday in Dublin, and eh yes he is so much better in person....I definately wouldnt say no! :p

[Eire06]

Well saw him yesterday in Dublin, and eh yes he is so much better in person....I definately wouldnt say no! :p
ya hes fit and he seems like a fairly nice fella too from what I saw on the show.. :D
Lovely body..

Went in to Galway city for lunch today and the amount of talent about was mad.. I was well impressed.. Galway is coming up in the world I tell ya ;)

[Drumcondra Red]

Who's that Roy.

Its Eva Mendes, Anto, top notch, wouldn't you say?

[Anto McC]

Very nice Roy,is she a singer/actress/what?

[Drumcondra Red]

Actress, she was in hitch and 2 fast 2 furious to name but two, way out of your league though!!! :p

[Anto McC]

Never seen either of those films,i'll leave her to you.

[Dazzy]

i just have to say, you should. she is top notch :D

[Drumcondra Red]

i just have to say, you should. she is top notch :D


Leaving it a bit close for your trip to Tolka Dazzy??? :D

[Anto McC]

So are you,you'd need to leave now to get there for kick-off

[Drumcondra Red]

So are you,you'd need to leave now to get there for kick-off

Yeah your right, cause I don't just live 2 minutes around the corner!!! :cool:

[Anto McC]

We'll all have the same struggle getting to Ballymadrough :D

[Dazzy]

Leaving it a bit close for your trip to Tolka Dazzy??? :D

:D

I would go but i just dont have the money, away trips mean alot of drinking and i cant stand the prices in Dublin. ill be honest the only away game i made it too this season was Finn harps and i didnt see much of the game only being 5ft away from the pitch.

so get back on topic and post more pictures if you want :D

[hamish]

http://www.perfectpeople.net/picpage.php3/cpid=96254

I have thing about that Kimberley lass - lovely facial profile. Slurp. :D

[Anto McC]

Heres Eva Mendes (http://www.celebs-sex-scenes.com/eva-mendes/eva-mendes-nude-007.jpg) again.

and keeping with the latino totty

Michelle Rodriguez (http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10103000/10103024.jpg)

Salma Hayek (http://movie-cast.com/salma.jpg)

[Dazzy]

Michelle Rodriguez anytway for always looking good while holding a gun ;)

[Green Tribe]

Heres Eva Mendes (http://www.celebs-sex-scenes.com/eva-mendes/eva-mendes-nude-007.jpg) again.

and keeping with the latino totty

Michelle Rodriguez (http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10103000/10103024.jpg)

Salma Hayek (http://movie-cast.com/salma.jpg)

Hmmm, latino men are pretty fit i think, but some of them are arrogant spoilt brats who love themselves........ :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mad:

[superfrank]

Alright, it's been awhile since I've been on.

How about some soap stars then?

Amy Nuttall (http://www.djmick.co.uk/gallery7/amy_nuttall_pictures.htm)
Nikki Sandreson (http://scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/nikki_sanderson/) :D

[hamish]

Any of you lot technically advanced enough to post a picture of Shakira at her performance today in Paris - Jeez I'm still scraping my tongue off the floor. :eek: :D

[CollegeTillIDie]

Any of you lot technically advanced enough to post a picture of Shakira at her performance today in Paris - Jeez I'm still scraping my tongue off the floor. :eek: :D

Is she the young lady from Cocainia? :D

[hamish]

Is she the young lady from Cocainia? :D

Ah don't be smart - can you download it?????????? :p

Josh Stone is very pretty, great voice but her backing band sounded like session musicians.

[Green Tribe]

i missed both unfortunately, was at cinema this evening watching war of the worlds, great film, but tyhpical speilberg and a typical hollywood happy ending :rolleyes: But god, tom cruise is still so fit, he was so fine in top gun , yum!

Shakira has an amazing voice also admire joss stone, pi$$ed off i missed them :mad: , not perving over them like some mind you........ :D Bon jjovi was fit looking too in the US.

[hamish]

i missed both unfortunately, was at cinema this evening watching war of the worlds, great film, but tyhpical speilberg and a typical hollywood happy ending But god, tom cruise is still so fit, he was so fine in top gun , yum!

Shakira has an amazing voice also admire joss stone, pi$$ed off i missed them not perving over them like some mind you... Bon jjovi was fit looking too in the US.


Don't spoil the mood - :(

still on a natural high after reformed Pink Floyd. Saw FIVE SECONDS of Roger Glover(Rock God)/Deep Purple from Toronto, BBC showed Pet Sh*t Boys instead after promising to show them - pah. :(

Not perving over Shakira - but she has a great voice yet tends to try and bellow out the notes - no need, her voice is strong enough.
Boy, did she look amazing. ;) They only showed her singing her biggest hit.

Peace and love everybody - even Der Fuehrer Peadar and KT. :D

Wait a minute, wait a minute - you went to see gayboy Cruise instead of all that great music? KT? what the hell's wrong with ya???? :D LOL