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BonnieShels
19/11/2016, 8:31 PM
I'll put county boundaries aside temporarily and stick up for Bonnie on Grimes. She would do impossible things, possibly.
Why thank you sir. We're cool... til the league starts.
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I don't know if that picture is a true representation of what Alison Brie looks like, but you would see more attractive girls in the average Irish nightclub.
That Sophie Turner chick.
Come on!
Go into any nightclub, walk down any high street, and you would see better looking redheads than that.
Where is this wonderful place you live? And is the catch that you live there and are possibly Ted Bundy?
Hannah John-Kamen (fell in love with her during an episode of Black Mirrors)
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/39800000/Hannah-John-Kamen-hannah-john-kamen-39869858-2000-3000.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/15/30/4f/15304f4f7bfcffae8e1b02d96dc31748.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/14/3b/ec/143bece3beb17d340f7a0265822b107d.jpg
BonnieShels
30/11/2016, 9:16 PM
Ah yes. She's in the second season of The Tunnel. Cracker. I have had many sleepless nights as a result of her.
Speaking of the The Tunnel...
Sigrid Bouaziz (played a French copper in it)
http://tvmazecdn.com/uploads/images/medium_portrait/19/47876.jpg
http://fr.web.img1.acsta.net/pictures/16/05/17/15/01/303606.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/480274788380721152/uHWDd3AY.jpeg
Those fupping lips...
BonnieShels
08/01/2017, 11:28 PM
In honour of my Community rewatch; remember when the world was a beautiful place:
http://media.gq.com/photos/5582d03c1177d66d68d59f6e/master/w_800/women-2011-08-community-girls-community-gillian-jacobs-alison-brie_628.jpg
Conor Cliffords mott, Charley Ellis
https://twitter.com/charlottedand91
SkStu
19/01/2017, 11:32 PM
Eugenie Bouchard is all kinds of gorgeous.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2375548/images/o-EUGENIE-BOUCHARD-facebook.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/22/article-2664972-1F058BF200000578-740_634x802.jpg
TheOneWhoKnocks
20/01/2017, 8:14 PM
The chick from House.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15600000/Lisa-Edelstein-the-girls-of-house-15642431-270-400.jpg
TheOneWhoKnocks
10/03/2017, 6:43 PM
Adrienne Barbeau
BonnieShels
20/03/2017, 8:41 PM
Nigel, you have one freaking job.
nigel-harps1954
20/03/2017, 10:02 PM
Where the god damn hell are the mods around here? TOWK...for shame.
On another note, new page alert.
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/alison-brie-at-the-little-hours-premiere-at-2017-sundance-film-festival-01-19-2017_1.jpg
BonnieShels
20/03/2017, 10:50 PM
Phew. I was getting worried there.
TheOneWhoKnocks
21/03/2017, 10:00 AM
Older women can be beautiful too.
Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, Celia Imrie, Imelda Staunton....
Even I have my limits though.
I wouldn't touch Judi Dench or Tilda Swinton with someone else's member.
Lionel Ritchie
21/03/2017, 12:34 PM
Older women can be beautiful too.
Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, Celia Imrie, Imelda Staunton....
Even I have my limits though.
I wouldn't touch Judi Dench or Tilda Swinton with someone else's member.
So to be clear -there are scenarios in which you'd touch someone elses member?
Eminence Grise
21/03/2017, 9:25 PM
Older women can be beautiful too.
Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, Celia Imrie, Imelda Staunton....
True. but since you seem to equate beauty with sex, I've only one word (http://www.dictionary.com/browse/gerontophilia?s=t) for you.
Even I have my limits though.
I feel like doing a Tets impression and giving you three days to show evidence of these limits. But I'm genuinely afraid of the results.
I wouldn't touch... Tilda Swinton with someone else's member.
In fairness, she's a good 30 years too young for you.;)
SkStu
22/03/2017, 12:22 AM
In tribute to the mature totty, I'd like to nominate Gina Gershon. She's 54, but 52 in this pic. She's so fit.
http://www.prettydesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/2014-Gina-Gershon-Hairstyles-–-Long-Curly-Hair.jpg
TheOneWhoKnocks
18/04/2017, 5:56 PM
Lisa McHugh.
http://www.theirishworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Lisa-McHugh-Close-up-pic.jpg
Ridey Scottish accent on her too.
Aye'd do that...
Also saw Michelle Monaghan on telly over the weekend. She's lovely and underrated in my opinion.
http://www.frenchtoastsunday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Michelle-Monaghan-05.jpg
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tuckerverse/images/a/a3/Michelle_Monaghan.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131008102050
TheOneWhoKnocks
18/04/2017, 6:13 PM
Speaking of gorgeous Scottish birds.
Natalie Robb (Emmerdale)
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/3a7ff6a66709486bac26ab25604fe258/london-uk-24th-may-2014-natalie-j-robb-arrives-at-the-british-soap-e16t11.jpg
nigel-harps1954
18/04/2017, 10:05 PM
Can't break tradition.
https://pmcwwd.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/alison-brie02.jpg
Eminence Grise
18/04/2017, 10:07 PM
Dahamsta - you know those ads for hot Russian and Arabian women (http://foot.ie/threads/221211-Certain-NSFW-ads?p=1915072&viewfull=1#post1915072)? Any chance you can make sure that some of the lads* on this page get to see them? I mean: Natalie Robb? There are puffins on the Outer Hebrides that are more attractive Scottish birds.
* Edit - apart from Nigel. He's doing OK.
CraftyToePoke
19/04/2017, 12:25 AM
Thats a couple of highly questionable contributions from TOWKeroo.
I think Bonnie has been guilty of far more egregious crimes on this thread to be honest...
BonnieShels
19/04/2017, 8:40 PM
How very dare you.
Kingdom backed me up if I recall. TOWK is a crime.
dahamsta
20/04/2017, 8:37 AM
Dahamsta - you know those ads for hot Russian and Arabian women (http://foot.ie/threads/221211-Certain-NSFW-ads?p=1915072&viewfull=1#post1915072)? Any chance you can make sure that some of the lads* on this page get to see them? I mean: Natalie Robb? There are puffins on the Outer Hebrides that are more attractive Scottish birds.
* Edit - apart from Nigel. He's doing OK.
Send for the guide dog.
historynut
16/11/2017, 5:53 AM
Rachel Allen anyone ?
BonnieShels
16/11/2017, 9:11 PM
Rachel Allen anyone ?
no TOWK. Just no.
bennocelt
17/11/2017, 7:44 AM
the one with the strange accent? jesus no! welcome back TOWK
BonnieShels
17/11/2017, 1:13 PM
Nigel... you know what to do!
Real ale Madrid
17/11/2017, 2:38 PM
Yeah Nigel what gives?
nigel-harps1954
17/11/2017, 9:41 PM
You guys are so impatient.
Double Brie to make up for some of the torture we've had to endure on this thread of late.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/21911157_351301095320857_2585885704525447168_n.jpg
nigel-harps1954
17/11/2017, 9:42 PM
You know what...let's just double that up again. Cuteness overload and a cool-dog thread merge I hear them say.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/21577209_377938365974290_1509880991106203648_n.jpg
DeLorean
20/11/2017, 1:55 PM
Rachel Bilson
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K6wiafH_24E/T3NCkw6V1hI/AAAAAAAAJqQ/tE4Sf-NKhOw/s1600/Rachel+Bilson+Hot_7.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/X04tIgNrF1w/maxresdefault.jpg
BonnieShels
23/11/2017, 2:35 AM
You guys are so impatient.
Double Brie to make up for some of the torture we've had to endure on this thread of late.
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/21911157_351301095320857_2585885704525447168_n.jpg
Come on like...
nigel-harps1954
20/11/2018, 7:33 PM
Feel like this needs a bump after almost exactly a year of no action. This is terrible lads. What gives?
http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/photos/alison-brie/70th-primetime-emmy-awards-in-la/Alison-Brie:-2018-Emmy-Awards--11-662x993.jpg
nigel-harps1954
20/11/2018, 7:38 PM
Also, just throwing this out there, but Katherine Langford, who rose to prominence in 13 Reasons Why....
Yeah, I would. Most certainly would.
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/ff57aa95d5fb2256431af064483e5757
bennocelt
20/11/2018, 9:50 PM
Jesus Nigel, hows the off season treating you? :p
SkStu
05/12/2018, 12:36 PM
Lucy Boynton (24) off Bohemian Rhapsody - beauty.
https://media.wmagazine.com/photos/598a15a8f167d43cefb9d741/2:3/w_676/who3.jpg
nigel-harps1954
14/01/2019, 10:39 PM
Not realising we'd started a new page..
That's a paddlin'.
https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201906/rs_634x664-190106154811-alison-brie.jpg
OwlsFan
15/01/2019, 11:49 AM
Also, just throwing this out there, but Katherine Langford, who rose to prominence in 13 Reasons Why....
Yeah, I would. Most certainly would.
https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/ff57aa95d5fb2256431af064483e5757
Even if she supported Derry ?
nigel-harps1954
15/01/2019, 12:12 PM
There's a chance I could overlook her misfortune.
We all make poor life choices.
Michelle Mylett from Letterkenny (Canadian TV show)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/letterkenny/images/5/57/Letterkenny_day18-June-17Iden-Ford_264-729x1024.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181228222153
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5KB_q1xm6Wg/hqdefault.jpg
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PoisedSpanishAmericansaddlebred-size_restricted.gif
3.5 years since the last post here… well I know I’m probably a dinosaur but thought it would be good to dust it off for Ana Maria Markovic, Croatian footballer.
https://instagram.com/anamxrkovic?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY=
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/10/25/15/63831087-11352889-image-a-20_1666706805521.jpg
the 12 th man
13/12/2022, 4:46 PM
There's something about Croatian totty
https://focus.sundayworld.com/PEsNwvIQH0Slis5y54upP0ZLoK0=/960x720/smart/prod-mh-ireland/5eceb863-400a-46b4-851e-1f51d1fa48ba/a27ac165-056e-4a00-88a9-d8efe1c60bf1/Miss%20Croatia.jpg
seanfhear
13/12/2022, 7:01 PM
3.5 years since the last post here… well I know I’m probably a dinosaur but thought it would be good to dust it off for Ana Maria Markovic, Croatian footballer.
https://instagram.com/anamxrkovic?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY=
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/10/25/15/63831087-11352889-image-a-20_1666706805521.jpg
Is it a man or a woman ? ~ ~ Hard to know these days (wink )
SkStu
13/12/2022, 10:42 PM
She plays womens soccer...?
dahamsta
14/12/2022, 1:25 PM
They look like cartoon characters.
Eminence Grise
14/12/2022, 7:00 PM
There's something about Croatian totty
https://focus.sundayworld.com/PEsNwvIQH0Slis5y54upP0ZLoK0=/960x720/smart/prod-mh-ireland/5eceb863-400a-46b4-851e-1f51d1fa48ba/a27ac165-056e-4a00-88a9-d8efe1c60bf1/Miss%20Croatia.jpg
Never mind cartoons, Adam, I wanted to ask when was it foot.ie went 3D.
the 12 th man
14/12/2022, 7:22 PM
Going to guess filters?
the one i posted - included her IG account - she's a true beauty.
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