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hamish
30/11/2005, 9:23 PM
Now, you're highness, hope that flu is getting better.,,,,,,,we missed ya.
Sligoman was inconsolable, he was.:D
Entering "tasteful nude men" in Google just for you. (Feel rather uncomfortable doing this though:mad: Things I have to do for women.
Cough, spit, yuk........yeh can click on 'em yourself.:mad:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=430a4390db749
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 9:26 PM
Sir Hame hailed from Beeslow
whom everyone seemed to know
He was groped in the shop
He begged the young lady to stop
And instead bought a sheep to go......
:D
I'm really sh!te at writing these :o
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 9:29 PM
Yes...what now madame...:rolleyes: ;)
well.......pass the honey and lemon hot drink :o
strangeirish
30/11/2005, 9:29 PM
Sir Hame hailed from Beeslow
whom everyone seemed to know
He was groped in the shop
He begged the young lady to stop
And instead bought a sheep to go......
:D
....low?:D
Sir Hame hailed from Beeslow
whom everyone seemed to know
He was groped in the shop
He begged the young lady to stop
And instead bought a sheep to go......
I'm really sh!te at writing these :o
Professor Hamish might have something to say about the way the lines scan and tell you to do the same as dfx ;) :D
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 9:30 PM
Now, you're highness, hope that flu is getting better.,,,,,,,we missed ya.
Sligoman was inconsolable, he was.:D
Entering "tasteful nude men" in Google just for you. (Feel rather uncomfortable doing this though Things I have to do for women.
Cough, spit, yuk........yeh can click on 'em yourself.:mad:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/pic.php?pic_id=430a4390db749
cheers hamish, congrats on your prize, that was brill. any pics?? thanks also for the santa's helpers pic earlier, brill!!!!
All in Totty we like dfx
A real man, hetero and no specs,
He tempts many girls
With champagne and pearls,
To join him in bouts of group sex.
I thought nobody else knew about those evenings......:o ;) ;)
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 9:32 PM
....low?:D
heh heh, aye! :D
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 9:33 PM
Professor Hamish might have something to say about the way the lines scan and tell you to do the same as dfx ;) :D
i know i am sh!te at it :D what did he tell dfx?
hamish
30/11/2005, 9:33 PM
:eek: I knew I'd end up talking to myself
Thanks for the PM aidoB/aidoM. and the kind wishes.........sorry not convinced.:p You're one and the same.
We're putting up the decos at the moment:D ........Jaysus, TOMORROW is 1st December. That lovely warm Christmassy feeling is percolating every pore of me auld corpus.
http://www.tweety.dk/desktop_girls/images/Britney_Spears_(Christmas)_12601101710PM847_jpg.jp g
http://www.tweety.dk/desktop_girls/images/Brooke_Burke_1_jpg.jpg
http://www.tweety.dk/desktop_girls/images/Caprice_Bourret-1_jpg.jpg
Old Hamish's little helpers
http://community.webshots.com/photo/255274390/255279524pUuYyA
http://community.webshots.com/photo/255274390/255282258sXAgLW
well.......pass the honey and lemon hot drink
I've used them all, m'lady.....:eek:
You can share mine though....;) :cool:
i know i am sh!te at it :D what did he tell dfx?
See Post 5636 above
Sorry but I don't know how to put 2 qoutes in one post :confused: (help welcomed on this)
Thanks for the PM aidoB/aidoM. and the kind wishes.........sorry not convinced.:p You're one and the same.
He's over with the wolves :eek: and I'm up in the BIG shhmoke :)
strangeirish
30/11/2005, 9:47 PM
AidoM
When you post a reply as normal and use a quote like you normally do, stay on the same page an scroll down until you find the next quote you want to use. Copy and paste that into your original reply, highlight it and then just hit the button that looks like a quote from a comic on the top of the reply page.
Ah jays, I think I confused meself on that one. Maybe it will help you.
When you post a reply as normal and use a quote like you normally do, stay on the same page an scroll down until you find the next quote you want to use. Copy and paste that into your original reply, highlight it and then just hit the button that looks like a quote from a comic on the top of the reply page.
Thanks a mill strangeirish :D :cool:
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 9:50 PM
See Post 5636 above
Sorry but I don't know how to put 2 qoutes in one post :confused: (help welcomed on this)
he said he was going to cane strangeirish's arse, not dfx.....:D
hamish
30/11/2005, 9:53 PM
Sir Hame hailed from Beeslow
whom everyone seemed to know
He was groped in the shop
He begged the young lady to stop
And instead bought a sheep to go......
I'm really sh!te at writing these :o
That's very good your highness. Seriously.
Actually, I met that Polish bird in Supervalue last night and she remembered me thinking she had a twin. No kidding, she said "We were seperated at birth, I'm from Poland, the other from Ireland". Swear to God, I had to bite my tongue from replying that her mother must have had a very wide spread. Damn near let that comment slip out.:eek: LOL
Queen Julie and her.....eh...."friends"........getting all cuddly for Christmas.:p
http://community.webshots.com/photo/255274390/255276344WtFkyB
Wooooooopeeeeeeeee, here's my Christmas pressy coming right out of the sack.
http://www.dreamstime.com/sexyasianmrssanta-image364747
She can come down my chimney anyday. heh heh
http://www.encoreonstage.com/images/christmas/23575S_lg.gif
http://www.web-store.co.uk/lingerie2/assets/product_images/PL1018.jpg
http://www.wallpaperszone.com/resources/wp_previews/3381.jpg
http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/present_2004-12-22.jpg
he said he was going to cane strangeirish's arse, not dfx.....:
OK I got the name wrong :o but it was the caning I was talking about;)
The Professor hasn't corrected it yet so you might escape a caning from him
BTW How come your little light is never on when you are on line (at home) is this a privilage because you 're a mod or is it because you want to pounce for 6000:D
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 10:01 PM
OK I got the name wrong but it was the caning I was talking about
The Professor hasn't corrected it yet so you might escape a caning from him
BTW How come your little light is never on when you are on line (at home) is this a privilage because you 're a mod or is it because you want to pounce for 6000
But the Professor has said it was good :eek: ....Jaysus!
Hamish is a great teacher! :D
Sirhamish has his light off too. No main reason for light being off, I'll never get a special post number by the looks of things..... :(
Green Tribe
30/11/2005, 10:05 PM
That's very good your highness. Seriously.
Actually, I met that Polish bird in Supervalue last night and she remembered me thinking she had a twin. No kidding, she said "We were seperated at birth, I'm from Poland, the other from Ireland". Swear to God, I had to bite my tongue from replying that her mother must have had a very wide spread. Damn near let that comment slip out.:eek: LOL
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cheers hamish :D
you're a cheeky get, she would've chinned you if you'd said that to her...
Next time you're in the shop, say "Kocham Cie kochana" (ko-ham chay ko-hana) :D
AidoM
30/11/2005, 10:06 PM
But the Professor has said it was good :eek: ....Jaysus!
Hamish is a great teacher!
Sirhamish has his light off too. No main reason for light being off, I'll never get a special post number by the looks of things..... :(
AAAAAAAAAA wwww :(
hamish
30/11/2005, 10:42 PM
he said he was going to cane strangeirish's arse
Nah, he'd probably enjoy it, that strange one.:D
Now, some Swedish birds
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3009/anna14fc.jpg
This is a genuine Swedish soldier - army girls ROCK - see my posts a bit above
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3009/anna14fc.jpg
http://www.popgadget.net/images/lesseules.jpg
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/images/metrotv/02/fff_fall/models/lganden.jpg
http://www.jurgita.com/images_new/models/F/other/w422xh450/Maya-Lofgren-2790-3.jpg
Isn't this one cute??
http://www.swedishmodels.net/lelswe0201.htm
http://www.swedishmodels.net/ejswe0205.htm
hamish
30/11/2005, 10:57 PM
cheers hamish
you're a cheeky get, she would've chinned you if you'd said that to her...
Next time you're in the shop, say "Kocham Cie kochana" (ko-ham chay ko-hana)
NO WAY am I repeating that phrase.
It probably means something like, "Any chance of a good sh@g?" or "Give us a feel of yer t!ts". I know you Queen Julie, you're not tricking me with that one.:p :D
Click on all these.soemthing very "earth mother" about this Swedish bird. I like her, I do.
http://www.fotomodeller.net/aw01.htm
sligoman
30/11/2005, 11:25 PM
I'm really sh!te at writing these :oYeah, we noticed!:p.
sligoman
30/11/2005, 11:30 PM
Now, some Swedish birds
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3009/anna14fc.jpg
This is a genuine Swedish soldier - army girls ROCK - see my posts a bit above
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3009/anna14fc.jpg
http://www.popgadget.net/images/lesseules.jpg
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/images/metrotv/02/fff_fall/models/lganden.jpg
http://www.jurgita.com/images_new/models/F/other/w422xh450/Maya-Lofgren-2790-3.jpg
Isn't this one cute??
http://www.swedishmodels.net/lelswe0201.htm
http://www.swedishmodels.net/ejswe0205.htmIsn't it lucky Ireland are playing the Swedes in March:):cool:.
AidoM
30/11/2005, 11:31 PM
[QUOTE=sirhamish]That's very good your highness. Seriously.
Teacher's Pet:rolleyes: ;) :(
hamish
30/11/2005, 11:41 PM
[QUOTE=sirhamish]That's very good your highness. Seriously.
Teacher's Pet
Ahh, now me and Queen Julie are getting on very well these days. (Hope it doesn't encouarge her.she's too young for me LOL)
Have just sent an email to aidoB.......did you read it yet????
More Swedish birds.....found a "clean" site with rakes to chose from. And they're just everyday ladeeees.:D
http://www.fotomodeller.net/na202.htm
hamish
30/11/2005, 11:43 PM
Isn't it lucky Ireland are playing the Swedes in March
Saw that today. Prefer their ladies team TBH:D
Talking about Swedes................
http://www.fotomodeller.net/em.htm
Jaysus, this site will keep me going here for ages.:eek: :D
Just sprang to mind Sligoman. Y'know the way Eircom League clubs have to have a ladies section?? ATFC have Bealnamulla. Have Rovers got a ladees club or team attached??? Have you seem them? Would you coach them??
sligoman
30/11/2005, 11:45 PM
Saw that today. Prefer their ladies team TBH:DMe too, but think about the number of hot Swedish birds* coming over for the game:cool:.
*Meaning good looking women(smart arses;))
sligoman
30/11/2005, 11:47 PM
Just sprang to mind Sligoman. Y'know the way Eircom League clubs have to have a ladies section?? ATFC have Bealnamulla. Have Rovers got a ladees club or team attached??? Have you seem them? Would you coach them??No, we dont have a ladies team. Although, our men's team did play the Athlone ladies team as our last home game of the season this year;):p.
hamish
30/11/2005, 11:49 PM
Me too, but think about the number of hot Swedish birds* coming over for the game
*Meaning good looking women(smart arses
Sorry SM - added an edit to my above post. Any Sligo womens ELside/club??
Hey, hey, HEY -- are you criticising my above Swedish totty???:p :eek: :D
http://www.fotomodeller.net/lel0402.htm
http://www.fotomodeller.net/lel04.htm
hamish
30/11/2005, 11:51 PM
No, we dont have a ladies team. Although, our men's team did play the Athlone ladies team as our last home game of the season this year
Hey I saw that, wise ass.
I thought that EL teams HAD to have a ladies outfit/club/team(s) to qualify under all those new rules????? That's waht they told me in ATFC anyway??:confused: :confused:
This one's cute.doesn't look Swedish though.
http://www.fotomodeller.net/ss05.htm
sligoman
30/11/2005, 11:54 PM
I thought that EL teams HAD to have a ladies outfit/club/team(s) to qualify under all those new rules????? That's waht they told me in ATFC anyway??:confused: :confused: No, dont think so. See here (http://www.foot.ie/showthread.php?t=29867) for a list of EL teams with women's teams.
sligoman
30/11/2005, 11:57 PM
Hey, hey, HEY -- are you criticising my above Swedish totty???Why not at all Sir;). btw, Anto and I were arguing over some of your totty earlier today, Bubbles:o. I sent him the pics ya see:D
AidoM
30/11/2005, 11:58 PM
[QUOTE=AidoM]
Ahh, now me and Queen Julie are getting on very well these days. (Hope it doesn't encouarge her.she's too young for me LOL)
Have just sent an email to aidoB.......did you read it yet????
More Swedish birds.....found a "clean" site with rakes to chose from. And they're just everyday ladeeees.:D
http://www.fotomodeller.net/na202.htm
It ain't come to me :(
It's dancing with the wolves.
But if you want to PM me I'd be only too happy to reply :)
atfconline
30/11/2005, 11:59 PM
No, we dont have a ladies team. Although, our men's team did play the Athlone ladies team as our last home game of the season this year;):p.
And ye still couldn't beat them :rolleyes:
Anto McC
01/12/2005, 12:00 AM
Anto and I were arguing over some of your totty earlier today, Bubbles:o. I sent him the pics ya see
No arguements,if i want her,i'll have her :eek: :cool:
sligoman
01/12/2005, 12:03 AM
And ye still couldn't beat them :rolleyes:We didn't want to be too rough with the ladies ya see:D. Besides, we only needed a point so we decided not to embarass ye by trashing ye;).
hamish
01/12/2005, 12:06 AM
And ye still couldn't beat them :rolleyes:
HA HA ............T O U C H E.............RAY
Well done, moi san.:D
RFLMAO
sligoman
01/12/2005, 12:08 AM
No arguements,if i want her,i'll have her:cool:Like I said, I'm ready for a fight, just bring it on!:cool: :D.
hamish
01/12/2005, 12:09 AM
[QUOTE=sirhamish]
It ain't come to me
It's dancing with the wolves.
But if you want to PM me I'd be only too happy to reply
dancing with wolves what now????:confused:
I DID send you a PM.........I sent it to aidoB.........what's the difference????:D
This bird is aptly names Magdelena.:D
http://www.fotomodeller.net/mo01.htm
Click on 'em all.
hamish
01/12/2005, 12:15 AM
No arguements,if i want her,i'll have her
I'LL TELL, SO I WILL.:p
Bubbles has a track record in breaking hearts. I'd hate to hear yer screams, Anto.
When she went in to the pub to work this evening, the lads were well prepared. They were chanting "Wigan", "Wigan" as she went in the door and then, right on cue, Wigan scored. What timing.
She wasn't a very happy woman when she came home. She's gone to bed now........has a heavy cold.
http://www.fotomodeller.net/mm03.htm
Not great but she's not three bad either.
Just mentioned to Anto via PM.........anyone see that blonde reporter frpm Baghdad on CBS (Sky News channel 12.30am) this evening. Nice.
sligoman
01/12/2005, 12:18 AM
Just mentioned to Anto via PM.........anyone see that blonde reporter frpm Baghdad on CBS (Sky News channel 12.30am) this evening. Nice.No but did anyone see Kirsty Gallagher on Sky One tonight. Christ, she's hot!!!!:).
btw Hamish, answer yer fecking PM!:mad:.
AidoM
01/12/2005, 12:28 AM
[QUOTE=sirhamish][QUOTE=AidoM]
dancing with wolves what now????:confused:
I DID send you a PM.........I sent it to aidoB.........what's the difference
AidoB is in Wolverhampton:eek:
and honestly we are not the same:mad:
hamish
01/12/2005, 12:38 AM
[QUOTE=sirhamish][QUOTE=AidoM]
dancing with wolves what now????:confused:
I DID send you a PM.........I sent it to aidoB.........what's the difference
AidoB is in Wolverhampton:eek:
and honestly we are not the same:mad:
I know that aidoM/aidoB but it's great creac though. I mean, this is slagging central. BTW, when I sent you/him a PM a while back I asked ho0w areb things in Wolverhampton. THEN, YOU bring up Wolverhampton in your above post. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
AntoMc/Sligoman,,,,,,,,it's not that I don't appreciate your PMs but are ye both acting the b@ollocks or what?? I'm fcuking exhausted trying to keep up with those PMs. No sooner I've one read, then POP up comes another one.
Sorry if I come across as an awful kunt but slow down lads,please slow down.
Jaysus, I'm wrecked.
sligoman
01/12/2005, 12:42 AM
AntoMc/Sligoman,,,,,,,,it's not that I don't appreciate your PMs but are ye both acting the b@ollocks or what?? I'm fcuking exhausted trying to keep up with those PMs. No sooner I've one read, then POP up comes another one.Sorry!
Sorry if I come across as an awful kunt but slow down lads,please slow down.Hamish ya kunt ya:mad: :p
ANTO.if you want Bubbles that bad PM her and I'll pass on the PMs you sent me.Hey Bubbles, if yer reading this, Anto is a married man;)
Jaysus, I'm wrecked.Dont blame that on us now, slow down on yer totty for feck sake, hehe.
Anto McC
01/12/2005, 12:43 AM
edited
hamish
01/12/2005, 12:46 AM
Sorry!
Hamish ya kunt ya
Hey Bubbles, if yer reading this, Anto is a married man
Dont blame that on us now, slow down on yer totty for feck sake, hehe.
Haven't had a chance to post totty for at least a half an hour.
Yeah don't I know that.........heh heh
Two timing so-and-so:p :D
Like this one something really horny looking about her. Click away.
http://www.fotomodeller.net/ae01.htm
Anto McC
01/12/2005, 12:48 AM
Yeah don't I know that.........heh heh
Married :eek: will you stop :rolleyes:
I can make arrangements you know :cool:
hamish
01/12/2005, 12:52 AM
Married will you stop
I can make arrangements you know
I thought you wanted me to edit that out????
And now you post it yerself????
Sligoman, we've got Anto by the short and curleys so we haveLOL:D
http://www.fotomodeller.net/et09.htm
This one hasn't a great face but likes herself - clickety click away boysLOL
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