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hamish
14/02/2006, 1:40 AM
Given the Irons fine win, earlier tonight, against Birmingham I think it's time to bring back The Hammerettes.:D
http://www.hammerettes.com/meet_girls/claire.html
http://www.hammerettes.com/meet_girls/Erin.html
Erin go bra LOL:D
http://www.hammerettes.com/meet_girls/roxy.html
http://www.hammerettes.com/meet_girls/lucy.html
http://www.hammerettes.com/meet_girls/larrisa.html
http://www.hammerettes.com/meet_girls/tanya.html
Hey, atfconline, how about starting up an Athlone version?
The Townettes??;)
heh heh
atfconline
14/02/2006, 2:00 AM
Well now that you mention it, I was talking to someone tonight at the AGM about how to improve the programme......
You can be involved in the selection process once you promise to stay away from the sheep/attractive cousins.
hamish
14/02/2006, 2:04 AM
Well now that you mention it, I was talking to someone tonight at the AGM about how to improve the programme......
You can be involved in the selection process once you promise to stay away from the sheep/attractive cousins.
Aj Jesus, now you as well on about the sheep/cousin thing??:eek:
No kidding, I had once thought about a page in the programme with a nice lass in an Athlone Town jersey (only;) ) but guessed it might be a bit un-PC.
Glad to help with the selection process - I'll get strangeirish to lend me his infamous casting couch.
FFS - we're giving sligoman too much ammunition here, Ray.:eek:
Magicme
14/02/2006, 7:58 AM
Jaysus Ray u really are a lychnobite!
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 2:17 PM
Kildare County had a similar idea and trying to keep with the thoroughbred theme, the only one to show up for the photo shoot was this yoke. Refused to go nude, but then settled for a topless shot. Kind of like Elvis really, we were only allowed to shoot from the waist up.:D Some say she lost her ass on the horses.
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 9:24 PM
Oh my Jaysus, where's sligoman!!!!!!:D I think she's lovely. Grand young lass, begorrah.
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 9:27 PM
'HAMISH, bit 'o help for the bit 'o red:D
atfconline
14/02/2006, 9:28 PM
FFS - we're giving sligoman too much ammunition here, Ray.:eek:
Check out the 'Aine from Sligo (http://foot.ie/showthread.php?t=33656)' thread in the Sligo forum Hamish, all the ammunition you need to take care of sligoman! ;)
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 9:40 PM
Ammo (http://www.sligozone.net/AineChambers/index.html) for 'hamish and plenty to spare!!!
hamish
14/02/2006, 9:48 PM
Ammo (http://www.sligozone.net/AineChambers/index.html) for 'hamish and plenty to spare!!!
atfconline, strangeirish - is that the same lady in that other thread??
Magicme - what's a "lynchnobite"???
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 9:51 PM
atfconline, strangeirish - is that the same lady in that other thread??
Magicme - what's a "lynchnobite"???
'Tis, to be sure.
atfconline
14/02/2006, 9:56 PM
atfconline, strangeirish - is that the same lady in that other thread??
Magicme - what's a "lynchnobite"???
One who labors at night and sleeps in the day.
hamish
14/02/2006, 9:58 PM
Specially for strangeirish - I think these are what really floats yer boat.:D
Don't get too excited now.
http://www.oldemillhouse.com/catalog/images/countrycasuallongsofarealforweb.jpg
http://www.shopfourseasonsfurniture.com/640%20Sofa%20Medium%20Web%20view.jpg
http://www.somethingsunique.com/warehousepics/roma%20sofa%202.5s.jpg
Here are a some "accessories" to go with the above
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/3.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/6.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/10.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/5.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/7.htm
Add in mechanics jokes there.:D
My work is done for today.:)
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 9:59 PM
One who labors at night and sleeps in the day.
In other words 'hamish, you are a hooker.:D :p
hamish
14/02/2006, 10:11 PM
In other words 'hamish, you are a hooker.
Jeez, I've been called things in the past but now..............a certain type of fishing boat????
That term was directed at atfconline by Magicme, O Strange One, not me so you're, in fact, calling Ray a hooker.:eek:
Ray, I wouldn't take that lying down if I was you.:D
O, strangeirish, see my previous post:p
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/8.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes2/9.htm
strangeirish
14/02/2006, 10:51 PM
Jeez, I've been called things in the past but now..............a certain type of fishing boat????
That term was directed at atfconline by Magicme, O Strange One, not me so you're, in fact, calling Ray a hooker.:eek:
Ray, I wouldn't take that lying down if I was you
O, strangeirish, see my previous post:p
Yes, but, but, but ,but you asked what it was and therefore I turned it around you see and then the dog ate me homework, like.
I did see your previous post and I am in the process of conducting an interview as we speak. Hopefully, we will have a new canidate tomorrow.:D
hamish
14/02/2006, 11:07 PM
Yes, but, but, but ,but you asked what it was and therefore I turned it around you see and then the dog ate me homework, like.
I did see your previous post and I am in the process of conducting an interview as we speak. Hopefully, we will have a new canidate tomorrow.
Here's your first interviewee:D
http://www.spiderwebart.com/enlarge.asp?image=102845b.jpg
strangeirish prepares to interview
http://www.dancewithshadows.com/media/images/casting-couch-india.jpg
http://media.santabanta.com/newsite/newsmaker/images/casting_couch.jpg
It's getting late, strangeirish improvises - the 2 in 1 interview
http://www.indiatarget.com/stills/slide_show/casting1.jpg
Missus, you're hired:D
http://www.frequencymagazine.com/templateimages/people/elizabethkelly/bikini_9.jpg
Might come in handy
http://www.sexyjobs.com/safetytips.asp
Magicme
15/02/2006, 8:32 AM
Well done Ray....have u been playing Balderdash??
Was not calling him a hooker....he just works most of the nite and sleeps during the day...he is a vampire!
Ray....the Manwhore....I wish!
aido_b
15/02/2006, 11:47 AM
Just thought I'd let ye know that I got to meet Gaby Roslin, grrrrrrr last week! oh yeah!
Peadar
15/02/2006, 1:24 PM
Just thought I'd let ye know that I got to meet Gaby Roslin, grrrrrrr last week! oh yeah!
What kind of meet?
Shake hands?
Cheeky wink?
Slap on the arse?
She's nowhere near as nice as Gaby Logan.
strangeirish
15/02/2006, 1:27 PM
Missus, you're hired:D
http://www.frequencymagazine.com/templateimages/people/elizabethkelly/bikini_9.jpg Oh yea. If she works a full day, she gets a raise...LOL
Might come in handy..I have this posted in my office, just in case:D
http://www.sexyjobs.com/safetytips.asp
:p ............
hamish
15/02/2006, 3:01 PM
We'll be expecting pictures of the new appointee, strangeirish.;)
Hopefully, she'll look like one of these.:D
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/brazil/5.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/bikini/7.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/babes1/3.htm
That'd make a nice office uniform, eh?:D
strangeirish
15/02/2006, 4:42 PM
Well, her she is. I do like the new uniform.....:D She is going over her employee handbook. Oh and she is 27 next month.
strangeirish
15/02/2006, 4:58 PM
Where the hell is sligoman?????? Aine glad yer from sligo now?:D :D
hamish
15/02/2006, 5:03 PM
Yep, that really was an exhausting interview
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/12/reality_sex_wideweb__430x249.jpg
No one can accuse strangeirish of neglecting his employees
http://i.ivillage.com/cosmopolitan/sex/articles/1105cozy_couch.jpg
Yep, it's hard work
http://ssm-clan.de/data/pics/123_Shy%20schnarch.jpg
Comments not required here:D
http://brianlobel.freeservers.com/Couch2%20copy.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/relationships/images/300/sex_sofa.jpg
strangeirish educates his bearded assistant how to conduct an interview.:p
http://www.alfieland.net/albums/20050220rapallo/photos/photo22.jpg
Now, enough messing by ol' Hamish - time for some totty
You'll like these strangeirish - loads to click on
http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.xoxocj.com/images/cj_couch2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.xoxocj.com/gallery.htm&h=395&w=595&sz=65&tbnid=Lyy2v4f2NxAqdM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=8&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcouch%2Bsex%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26 lr%3D%26sa%3DN
hamish
15/02/2006, 5:10 PM
Where the hell is sligoman?????? Aine glad yer from sligo now?
I think he started his new job on Monday.
http://www.escort-ireland.com/610/Beatrix/irish-escort.html
or else he's pottering around with Beatrix (getting coat):D
Angel will be so jealous
http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/Angel/irish-escort.html
BTW strangeirish - read the message boards at the top of those escort pages - some funny stuff there.;)
hamish
15/02/2006, 5:35 PM
Hey strangeirish - copied and pasted this from one customer and am rdlmao at it
stole my underpants
warning!!!!!!dont go near an agency called c.ocksuckers of dublin run by a coke addict from canada. went in for a service and ended up leaving without my underpants, c.unts f.ucking stole them , good armani ones , my bird bought me three christmas`s ago . f.uck that////////
:D :D :D
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/denim2/2.htm
strangeirish's new secretary - hard at work
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/denim2/1.htm
strangeirish
15/02/2006, 6:01 PM
BTW strangeirish - read the message boards at the top of those escort pages - some funny stuff there.;)
THIS SCUM CLIENT ENTERED OUR AGENCY IN CORK, OFFERED THE LADY A SMALL PITTANCE, WHEN REFUSED THREATENED THE GIRL AND OUR AGENCY WITH THE GUARDS, THIS AGENCY WILL CERTAINLY NOT BE THREATENED BY ANYONE AS SMALL AS THIS PIECE OF ****, THIS THINGS NAME,ADDRESS AND VIDEO FOOTAGE HAVE BEEN PASSED ON TO OUR RELEVANT PEOPLE,READ CAREFULLY, YOU ARE BARRED FROM OUR PREMISES AND IN THE EVENT OF YOU BEEN ACCOMADATED BY ANOTHER AGENCY IT WILL RESULT IN ITS CLOSURE,
CORK BABES.
I think I've found sligoman:D :D
hamish
15/02/2006, 6:17 PM
I think I've found sligoman
LOL - I see the Sligo lads are horrified/bemused by this Aine lass - one claimed she even has a porn site:eek: Maybe that's why sligoman's gone to ground.:D
I couldn't find it anyway so I think they're messin'.
Did you see the Athlone report??:eek:
strangeirish
15/02/2006, 6:21 PM
Did you see the Athlone report??:eek:
Jaysus, our boy gets around, doesn't he?:D
hamish
15/02/2006, 6:34 PM
Jaysus, our boy gets around, doesn't he?
Maybe he's working late hours 'cos he's not been on for a while now.
I like this girl - great thighs
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/brazil2/3.htm
Now, where did I put it??:D
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/brazil2/6.htm
Whew!!
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/denim1/1.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/2/denim/5.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/3/girls/3.htm
Lovely face
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/3/girls/4.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/4/lingerie/5/3.htm
Now, enjoy the above with your afternoon coffee, strangeirish.:)
superfrank
16/02/2006, 9:37 AM
Well, her she is. I do like the new uniform.....:D She is going over her employee handbook. Oh and she is 27 next month.
Can I work with her?
strangeirish
16/02/2006, 1:15 PM
Can I work with her?
Sorry, she's in training at the moment.:D But here's one you can work with:D :D
superfrank
16/02/2006, 4:22 PM
Sorry, she's in training at the moment.:D But here's one you can work with:D :D
I wouldn't mind but by the looks of it all the Sligo fans will be after her now...
strangeirish
16/02/2006, 5:30 PM
I wouldn't mind but by the looks of it all the Sligo fans will be after her now...
LOL.....Here's a real one that I'll let you have, now that I'm done with her;)
hamish
16/02/2006, 7:13 PM
LOL.....Here's a real one that I'll let you have, now that I'm done with her;)
Re. the girl on the left, I find a teensy weensy bit of exposed hip a real turn on.:) = especially if the tummy is tanned.;)
strangeirish
16/02/2006, 7:35 PM
Re. the girl on the left, I find a teensy weensy bit of exposed hip a real turn on.:) = especially if the tummy is tanned.;)
The two girls are one in the same. Nice huh?
hamish
16/02/2006, 7:52 PM
The two girls are one in the same. Nice huh?
Sorry, I wasn't looking at the face(s) - yeh she has a pretty face too, now that you mention it.:) ;)
I notice Queen Julie did a few "hit and run" posts today - her home computer must still be fecked.
strangeirish
16/02/2006, 8:10 PM
I notice Queen Julie did a few "hit and run" posts today - her home computer must still be fecked.
Maybe I need to hire her, so she can get some extra moola to fix her computer. Either that or we scared her off altogther.:(
hamish
16/02/2006, 8:36 PM
Maybe I need to hire her, so she can get some extra moola to fix her computer. Either that or we scared her off altogther.:(
Now that's something I'd pay to see - Julie working in strangeirish's couch...sorry.....office.
What would her tasks be??;)
On second thoughts, don't answer that.LOL:D
superfrank
17/02/2006, 9:17 AM
The one on the right doesn't look too happy.
hamish
17/02/2006, 2:30 PM
The one on the right doesn't look too happy.
If you'd strangeirish pointing a camera at you would you be happy???:p :D :D
strangeirish
17/02/2006, 3:54 PM
The one on the right doesn't look too happy.
She didn't get hired:D
If you'd strangeirish pointing a camera at you would you be happy???
Whhhaaatttt?????:D
Now that's something I'd pay to see - Julie working in strangeirish's couch...sorry.....office.
What would her tasks be??
On second thoughts, don't answer that.LOL
Ok I won't,yet.:D
hamish
17/02/2006, 4:34 PM
Enough footie for now - time for some serious stuff.:)
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/1/asia2/1.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/3/hawaii/4.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/3/hawaii/6.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/3/hawaii/8.htm
sligoman
17/02/2006, 11:48 PM
Where the hell is sligoman?????? Aine glad yer from sligo now?:DIf you look at sligoman's location, you'll see he no longer lives in Sligo so that's why I aint been around. I'll only be on at weekends for the next few weeks at least:o.
Now, what's this Aine from Sligo stuff? It's been deleted so I can no longer see it:confused:.
Green Tribe
18/02/2006, 7:27 PM
Now that's something I'd pay to see - Julie working in strangeirish's couch...sorry.....office.
What would her tasks be??;)
On second thoughts, don't answer that.LOL:D
:eek:
excuse-moi?
me is here again, cannot scare me off that easily!
strangeirish
22/02/2006, 3:04 PM
More work stuff.....:D
hamish
23/02/2006, 9:00 PM
Just coming from your beer thread OSO, therefore some birds 'n' beer totty.
http://209.171.53.48/images/beer_girls/Mindy/bg_mindy_ho.gif
http://www.golfandbeer.com/images/girls/2005-05.jpg
http://www.counter-ads.net/graphic_elements/bud_girls.jpg
Ah, yesssssssss:D Heaven!!!
http://jankowski.bigwhoop.org/images/2005/09/beer-girls.jpg
Superhoops
23/02/2006, 11:35 PM
http://jankowski.bigwhoop.org/images/2005/09/beer-girls.jpg
Lovely jugs! :D
hamish
24/02/2006, 12:22 AM
Lovely jugs! :D
Heh heh:D
I bought 4 of those German jugs in LIDL a few months ago. Fecks sake, they're massive and heavy. I haven't drank anything out of them yet but they must be impossible to lift when full!!
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/6/thong1/7.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/6/thong2/2.htm
http://www.saviodsilva.org/mod/6/visitor/10.htm
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