[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[De Town]

goodnight i am up at 06:30 :mad: :mad:
ah poor thing!! Get to bed ;) ;)

[Anto McC]

goodnight i am up at 06:30 :mad: :mad:

I'm usually up about that time myself...............Couldn't resist :D

seriously i'll get my coat

[Green Tribe]

Ah, I know where your coming from. One of my teachers is nicknamed "Saggy Sheila" for a reason ;)

poor woman!

:eek: :D

ok de town you have your 'material' now from superfrank to keep you 'occupied'... snigger :D

[De Town]

I'm usually up about that time myself...............Couldn't resist

seriously i'll get my coat
No dont get your coat, thats quality :cool:

ok de town you have your 'material' now from superfrank to keep you 'occupied'... snigger :D
:eek:

[Green Tribe]

ah poor thing!! Get to bed ;)

:mad: brat ! :D


I'm usually up about that time myself...............Couldn't resist

seriously i'll get my coat

dirty fecker!! :D very good

Night all, no sign of Sirhamish on the night, he must be prowling the streets of Athlone looking for some of Ewes..... :eek:

coat, taxi, helicopter........

[hamish]

Superfrank - will you tell that cheeky young thing that I do not prowl Athlone 'cos I don't live there and don't prowl anywhere. She won't listen to my pleas.

And I hate sheep - dirty, smelly, noisy things. :eek:

I'll think I'll hit the sack, too. Speaking about sacks................

Did you hear about the drunken circumcisor?
He got the sac. :D

[Metrostars]

show us a pic of who she was in the wonder queers, i cant remember her.

Winnie then:
http://tvphotogalleries.com/data/660/1wy011.jpg

Winnie now:
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/danica_mckellar/danica_McKellar_l1.jpg

[superfrank]

Superfrank - will you tell that cheeky young thing that I do not prowl Athlone 'cos I don't live there and don't prowl anywhere. She won't listen to my pleas.

And I hate sheep - dirty, smelly, noisy things. :eek: Ok, Kerr's Tribe if you're on leave sir hamish alone, he doesn't like being teased.

But sir hamish with such an in depth analogy of sheep, I think she might be on to something...... :D


I'll think I'll hit the sack, too. Speaking about sacks................

Did you hear about the drunken circumcisor?
He got the sac. :D
:mad:
Where did you hear that one??

Don't get me started with the bad jokes....... ;)

[De Town]

Don't get me started with the bad jokes....... ;)
ah go on superfrank, bang one out for us there :cool:

[Peadar]

ah go on superfrank, bang one out for us there :cool:


Wrong thread.
There's already a thread for bad jokes.
Please keep this thread very firmly focused on Totty.
Thank you much.

[De Town]

Wrong thread.
There's already a thread for bad jokes.
Please keep this thread very firmly focused on Totty.
Thank you much.
sorry Peader, you're right :(

[superfrank]

Sorry Peadar, will this (http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/jpeg/257/5040125.jpeg) do for the time being? :confused:

[Peadar]

will this do for the time being? :confused:

Since we're entering that time of year, why don't we feature women's tennis totty?

Here's a fine young girl for you superfrank and DE TOWN. ;)

Maria Sharapova (http://www.mariaworld.net/photos.htm)

[superfrank]

She's nice but here's a few just for you Peadar. Enjoy! ;)
Here (http://image.muzi.com/pfm_image/101417598667530.jpg) and here. (http://image.muzi.com/pfm_image/101417518102502.jpg)

[De Town]

Sorry Peadar, will this (http://www.zooweekly.co.uk/jpeg/257/5040125.jpeg) do for the time being? :confused:
Dunno if it will do for Peader but it will certainly do for me :cool:

Since we're entering that time of year, why don't we feature women's tennis totty?

Here's a fine young girl for you superfrank and DE TOWN. ;)

Maria Sharapova (http://www.mariaworld.net/photos.htm)
Fine YOUNG girl is right. She's only about 4 years older than me :)

[Peadar]

She's nice but here's a few just for you Peadar. Enjoy! ;)


I thought it was going to be Steffi Graf, her being an older woman and tennis totty and all that. ;)
She had some body!
Never missed Wimbledon during my foramtive years. :eek: :D

[superfrank]

Not into tennis but if I'm right Kim Clijsters and Martina Hingis are fine. :D

I think the Williams' look scary with all those muscles, especially the one with black hair. :eek:

[hamish]

Ok, Kerr's Tribe if you're on leave sir hamish alone, he doesn't like being teased.

But sir hamish with such an in depth analogy of sheep, I think she might be on to something...... :D



Where did you hear that one??

Don't get me started with the bad jokes....... ;)


Oh God, not you as well!! :eek:

I heard it from a friend of mine called Mork - he has millions of them and emails me every weeks with bizarre videos and jokes which he gets from here, there and everywhere.

Nice to see Kerrs Tribe getting a little scolding - she's very cruel to poor old Hamish, so she is, so she is. :p :D

Martina Hingus - sad to see her out of Tennis and her comeback recently came to nothing because of injury. She had such an exciting style of play and she's nice looking too.

[superfrank]

Nice to see Kerrs Tribe getting a little scolding - she's very cruel to poor old Hamish, so she is, so she is. :p :D
Funny that she hasnt shown her face on here today? :D

[hamish]

Funny that she hasnt shown her face on here today? :D

Don't worry - she'll be here at some stage with all guns plazing and I'm usually in the firing line.
I think she's a student or something so she's probably dodging lectures right now. Heh heh. :D

Ah, she's a good old skin, but don't tell her I said that. :D

[Green Tribe]

Don't worry - she'll be here at some stage with all guns plazing and I'm usually in the firing line.
I think she's a student or something so she's probably dodging lectures right now. Heh heh.

Ah, she's a good old skin, but don't tell her I said that.

Bang bang! I'm here! finished uni for the summer, have been working all week , and will be doing so all summer! :mad: Need to earn some money for Germany next year... ;)

So annoyed though, I cannot access foot.ie at work, feckers must have barred forums or something :mad: . So I'm afraid you'll all have to miss my words of wisdom during the day :( 0630 rise every morning...aaaaaaahhh! I haven't made sheepy jokes for a while hamish so i haven't been too cruel to ya! Talking of tennis totty, that argentinian i posted twice a few pages back, hola! and i always fancied goran ivanisevic :o even though he is too lanky. Need a pic of the good man.

[hamish]

Superfrank - she's arrived. Hurry, I'm only leaving the bunker door open for a few minutes. Bring your tin hat. :D

[Green Tribe]

goran ivanisevic (http://www.terra.com/fox/especiales/bellasybellos2003/img/328x200/goran-ivanisevic.jpg)

:D

[Green Tribe]

Superfrank - she's arrived. Hurry, I'm only leaving the bunker door open for a few minutes. Bring your tin hat. :D

Heh hehe heh ehee heh :mad: :D

so much to read on foot.ie! :eek: i want to sleep, so tired! I'll not be abusing anyone tonight , too knackered........ :rolleyes:

[Anto McC]

goran ivanisevic (http://www.terra.com/fox/especiales/bellasybellos2003/img/328x200/goran-ivanisevic.jpg)


:D

I have to say that he's not my type,she is more my type (http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/angelina-jolie/lara-croft-angelina-jolie.jpg)

[Anto McC]

I'll not be abusing anyone tonight

Damn!!! out of luck again :D

[Green Tribe]

I have to say that he's not my type,she is more my type (http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/angelina-jolie/lara-croft-angelina-jolie.jpg)

she is not a tennis player so there!! :p :D


Damn!!! out of luck again

:eek: :D

[superfrank]

Is it safe now? :D

How was the shelter sir hamish? ;)

[Pauro 76]

Can i just add after watching last night's Big Brother.... (sad i know).. SAM!!!!!!! Wow....

[superfrank]

Was that one that kissed Makoshi?

[De Town]

Was that one that kissed Makoshi?
thats the one ;)

[Babysis]

Can i just add after watching last night's Big Brother.... (sad i know).. SAM!!!!!!! Wow....

But she has nothing about her. No fire, no personality nothing.

[paul_oshea]

no personality nothing.

i dont think thats what they are worried about somehow. totty meaning looks not personality.

[Babysis]

i dont think thats what they are worried about somehow. totty meaning looks not personality.

well for some it can mean both.

[Pauro 76]

Totty as in looks.... god bless her she hasnt a brain in her head and no persnality to speak of, but come on looks wise, she's amazing! Shallow eh? ;)

[paul_oshea]

well for some it can mean both.

yes true, but in this context we are only viewing pictures posted.

[Pauro 76]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_news.jsp?id=8

picture. That enough for ya? :)

[superfrank]

No I want to see the incident last night.

[Peadar]

No I want to see the incident last night.

Not a bad old snog.
You should try to watch it over the weekend because they're bound to show it again. ;)

[De Town]

Lads, is this (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/latest-pics/themed_galleries/speed_dating/index-page4.html) good enough for ye???

[fosterdollar]

Lads, is this (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/latest-pics/themed_galleries/speed_dating/index-page4.html) good enough for ye???
ehm... nope

[De Town]

ehm... nope
ah come on, what more can i do?

[hamish]

Is it safe now? :D

How was the shelter sir hamish? ;)

Nowwhere's safe with that one, superfrank. The bruises will heal in time! :D Notice she didn't dispute it when I said she was dodging lectures?

She's at work now so we can slag her all we like. :D

Looking for some totty - trying to remember some totty from the past. D'know who was nice in the 80s - she used to sing with Moving Hearts and she's occasionally on some RTE travel programme but I'll be fcuked if I can remember her name. Her firstb name was something like Fi/Chloe - something like that. She used to host a music programme with Dave Fannigan, Liam Mackey,
Another 80s and 90s top totty was Irish model Laura Bermingham - she writes for some Sunday paper now and still looks the business

[De Town]

Here's a Cork model called Jacqui

http:/www.jacquisportfolio.com/pics/ling/r...
dont you mean...

http:/www.jacquisportfolio.com/pics/ling/r...

[fosterdollar]

She looks like Denis Irwin FFS

[De Town]

She looks like Denis Irwin FFS
:D :D :D

[hamish]

dont you mean...

http:/www.jacquisportfolio.com/pics/ling/r...

Yeah, that's the one but your one won't come through either????????? I keep getting "this page cannot be displayed" thingy. How come the others are getting it???

[fosterdollar]

The photos remind me of that year (1997?) that Man United released pictures of the squad in 'old time' clobber. Irwin looked like such a spanner. With his brown ball. :rolleyes:

[fosterdollar]

Yeah, that's the one but your one won't come through either?????????
Start from the basic homepage and follow the links. You can tell it's Friday evening...

[hamish]

Start from the basic homepage and follow the links. You can tell it's Friday evening...

I got through to Jacqui's home page via Google when I typed in Irish Models but I can't link in via de Town's link??????????

I was actually trying to get a picture of Laura Birmingham. :confused:

Fcuk it, I give up. I'm too old to be loking at these pictures anyway. :mad: