[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[paul_oshea]

i wouldnt be looking there like some. :eek:

[Green Tribe]

i wouldnt be looking there like some. :eek:

:mad: I didn't notice until Gavinzac mentioned it on this thread a few pages back :p :p

[aido_b]

She is taken by Mel B, don't you watch Bo Selecta??!! :D :D


yeah that Mel B one is a right scary bstard!

[Colie]

I saw my future wife there.

Mark my words.

[paul_oshea]

colie i used to have that saying, alas it didnt work out!!

good man make sure you chase her up. and i dont mean a side alley!!!

[Green Tribe]

I saw my future wife there.

Mark my words.

We need pics for Totty Watch candidates Colie! :D Peadar's/Leon's (where is leon anyway?) rules, not mine...... :rolleyes: :D

[hamish]

Haven't nominated Totty for a while so........
Step forward Gabby Roslin :D and the ahem actress who's in Emmerdale and was in the old Birds Eye advert and was married to one the Gallaghers and Jim Kerr and Mick Jones Band member called Dan or something and sang with her own band - cant think of her name.
Aido b - can you help???

:D :D :D

[paul_oshea]

here did ye know that:

the skinny auld one, trishas mother, marlons mother in law and turners daugther ( i cant remember her name) was your one out of worsel gummich? :eek:

im almost not 100% sure just think about the resemblance

[paul_oshea]

on research i dont think its the same but they def look alike.

[hamish]

I still cant remember that ones name - think she was in Lethal Weapon 2 = playing a south African bird??

Aido b will know. :D :D

[paul_oshea]

patsy kensit. though you do know really.

[hamish]

THAT'S the name, POS. I just couldn't remember and was too lazy to scroll up to aido b's post to find out.No doubt, he'll be back with all guns blazing when he reads this lot. :D :D
By the way, check out my reply to the sham bit at liam88's thread = a veritable social history lesson, so it, so it is!!!! :D

[Green Tribe]

Are yous getting excited? The programme about Elvis as told by his wife and daughter is on tonight @ 2100 ITV. Now he was one seriously HOT bit of totty in his time. DId you know he wrote 'The wonder of you' for me.....? :o :D

[paul_oshea]

was elvis totty watch material??i htought he had a long chin and long face.

[hamish]

Are yous getting excited? The programme about Elvis as told by his wife and daughter is on tonight @ 2100 ITV. Now he was one seriously HOT bit of totty in his time. DId you know he wrote 'The wonder of you' for me.....? :o :D

Wrong dedication, Kerrs Tribe - it was "Dont be cruel" :D :p :D

[hamish]

Yesssssssssssss

Tractor Boys...0 Academy of Football...........1 :D :D

CSKA have just gone 2-1 up v Sporting.

[Green Tribe]

was elvis totty watch material??i htought he had a long chin and long face.

come on, those eyes and that sexy deep voice, how can ya resist? :D Yummy. Bet I get a slagging from Eire06 tomorrow for this.. :D


Wrong dedication, Kerrs Tribe - it was "Dont be cruel"

Ha ha!!

maybe he sang 'a fool such as i' for you!!!! ;) :D

[hamish]

come on, those eyes and that sexy deep voice, how can ya resist? :D Yummy. Bet I get a slagging from Eire06 tomorrow for this.. :D



Ha ha!!

maybe he sang 'a fool such as i' for you!!!! ;) :D

Touche KT

Nah, probably Jailhouse Rock. I have a story about jail to tell POS = you've just reminded me.

Tractor Boys 0 Academy of Football..1 Yessssssss

CSKA have scored a third WOW!!


Yesssssssss, Bobby Zamora has scored his second BEAUTY of a goal

Tractor Boys 0 Academy of Football.........2 :D

[Green Tribe]

Tissues............that Elvis prog is soooooo sad. I always imagined that was the case with Priscilla, her and and her parents are so nice, she is so sweet and loved him so much. But she knew she wouldn't have a life with him....then showed him singing 'You were always on my mind' to her... :( aaaah! He is tasty but i couldn't put up with his type of personality etc

[paul_oshea]

why what was his type of personality?


hamish ye numpty how can ye be up for west ham, the ipswich have loads of irish youth players.

[Green Tribe]

He was kinda possessive and expected a lady to have her place, by his side, do as he says, be pretty and quiet. He had a say in what she wore, make-up etc. And he was a moody bugger at times. But the worst was that he would always twist things, any debate, argument etc, even if he was wrong he had to be right....that is annoying, but sure all men do that anyway, always thinking they're right :rolleyes: :D

This was what Priscilla was talking about tonight, she is a lovely person. As her parents said, there are not many couples who come out of a divorce court holding hands.....their story would bring a tear to a glass eye.

Sh!t, I missed Desperate Housewives :mad:

[paul_oshea]

was she really?? her parents are always going to put her in a good light.

"He was kinda possessive and expected a lady to have her place"

fair play to him, ah no i thought he was a bit of a spoilt child more than anything, but arent all musicians prima donna's(sp)?

[hamish]

why what was his type of personality?


hamish ye numpty how can ye be up for west ham, the ipswich have loads of irish youth players.

Simple - I've been an Irons fan since early 60s. Could have a repeat of 1964 FA Cup Final if Preston NE get through.
Have a soft spot for Ipswich and Royle. Had a great time in Ipswich in 1999 (I think) - Suffolk folk were very friendly.

Hammers have/had Irish youngsters too.

In fact, when the likes of Manure etc were crying Irish players off international matches with "injuries" West Ham always released players and even left them off the team before international games - I think Corcoran was one example in the sixties - not too sure if that was his name. Will check!

Dont change teams 'cos of Irish involvement - would be supporting everyone if that was the case.

One important thing, Athlone Town come first, anyone else way down the line, painful but loyalty is loyalty.

[Green Tribe]

was she really?? her parents are always going to put her in a good light.

"He was kinda possessive and expected a lady to have her place"

fair play to him, ah no i thought he was a bit of a spoilt child more than anything, but arent all musicians prima donna's(sp)?

no, it was her talking together with her parents and on her own, also lisa-marie. She seemed to be genuinely honest about her relationship. She said at the end that she would continue to defend him and his legacy cos he deserved it....aah, tissues!!!! slabber, snort. :(

I mean, fame did not do their r'ship any favours but most famous people struggle to have a happy marriage. I liked her in the Naked Gun films, she was very good with Leslie Nielsen.

[Fair_play_boy]

I feel myself obliged to share the following information. Played a round of pitch and putt at Garryduff with a mate last Sunday. Over the 18 holes I could not help being distracted by the sight of loads of serious totty, and me being a happily married bloke. :eek:
My mate, who is still on the right side of the altar, has already made plans for another round next Sunday. :D

[aido_b]

Quick!

Celebrity Love Island, UTV now! Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos! phwoar! :D

[hamish]

Quick!

Celebrity Love Island, UTV now! Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos! phwoar! :D
Nah, prefer Gaby Roslin and Patsy Kensit!!! :D :D :D

[aido_b]

Nah, prefer Gaby Roslin and Patsy Kensit!!! :D :D :D

feck it ya can have em, just saw Rebecca Loos and Abi Titmuss in Bikinis! woooooooo! :D

[Gerrit]

Okay, now I really gotta now... Who the heck is that Abi Titmuss woman ?? She's on the frontpage of every gossipy magazine, but as I only read sports-related papers I still don't have a clue who she is...

She was on the frontpage of a magazine last week with title "A.T. opens wide"... OMG, that girl needs to shave really :eek: My appetite for breakfast was over...

[hamish]

I feel myself obliged to share the following information. Played a round of pitch and putt at Garryduff with a mate last Sunday. Over the 18 holes I could not help being distracted by the sight of loads of serious totty, and me being a happily married bloke. :eek:
My mate, who is still on the right side of the altar, has already made plans for another round next Sunday. :D

Fcuks sake, here's me auld and single and young whippersnapper Corky Boys, happily married, gawkin' at young wans - life's just not fair. Describe them in more detail fpb, ah go on??? :D

[hamish]

feck it ya can have em, just saw Rebecca Loos and Abi Titmuss in Bikinis! woooooooo! :D

Blast it aido b, I've been slaggin yeh all day and can't rise ya anymore. I give up! :eek:

Jesus Christ, I had a D in rise before I checked it. Whew!! D is beside s, hard to see it = fcuking blind I am. :o

[Green Tribe]

Quick!

Celebrity Love Island, UTV now! Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos! phwoar! :D

that is one seriously boring programme, boring farts they are.still cannot believe how diff abi is from her pics :eek:

[Green Tribe]

Blast it aido b, I've been slaggin yeh all day and can't rise ya anymore. I give up! :eek:

Jesus Christ, I had a D in rise before I checked it. Whew!! D is beside s, hard to see it = fcuking blind I am. :o

You've been riding aido all day :eek: , Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes :D

[aido_b]

that is one seriously boring programme, boring farts they are.still cannot believe how diff abi is from her pics :eek:

ah now ya still wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers! its a really crap programme though, turned over to scrubs instead! tis class!

[Green Tribe]

Okay, now I really gotta now... Who the heck is that Abi Titmuss woman ?? She's on the frontpage of every gossipy magazine, but as I only read sports-related papers I still don't have a clue who she is...

She was on the frontpage of a magazine last week with title "A.T. opens wide"... OMG, that girl needs to shave really :eek: My appetite for breakfast was over...

She was the former girlfriend of john leslie who was a tv presenter, but he got caught in a drug scandal or something, so lost his job etc. She used to be a nurse. So in all the publicity, she started going to the papers flashing her arse and all and telling how much she loves sex etc. so she became the new glamour model. Typical way to get famous these days, you know? That is roughly the story, corrections welcome,, what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can :eek: :D

[aido_b]

You've been riding aido all day :eek: , Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes :D

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[aido_b]

She was the former girlfriend of john leslie who was a tv presenter, but he got caught in a drug scandal or something, so lost his job etc. She used to be a nurse. So in all the publicity, she started going to the papers flashing her arse and all and telling how much she loves sex etc. so she became the new glamour model. Typical way to get famous these days, you know? That is roughly the story, corrections welcome,, what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can :eek: :D


dont forget she made a home porn video!

[hamish]

You've been riding aido all day :eek: , Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes :D

Jesus KT, I'm fcuking mortified by that **** up. What with sheep, goats, nurses , misprints etc - I'm in a hole and still digging. :o :o :eek:

[Green Tribe]

dont forget she made a home porn video!

No I didn't, that was not me, it was a look-a-like!!! :mad: :D

[Green Tribe]

Jesus KT, I'm fcuking mortified by that **** up. What with sheep, goats, nurses , misprints etc - I'm in a hole and still digging. :o :o :eek:

Don't worry, we know what you teachers are like!!! :D

[hamish]

No I didn't, that was not me, it was a look-a-like!!! :mad: :D

Whaaaaaaaaat the fcuk????????? :eek:

Edit - EX teacher KT and not too bad looking when in school. Honest. :D :p

[aido_b]

No I didn't, that was not me, it was a look-a-like!!! :mad: :D


:eek:

go on ya good thing!

[hamish]

Now look what we've done. Poor aido b is shellshocked!! :eek:

He shoulda stuck with Gaby Roslin. She;s mine now!! :D :D

[Green Tribe]

heh heh! :D Goody goody, eurovision is on tomorrow- the semi-final!

[Green Tribe]

OMG! I couldn't see the 1st picture, but the 2nd, so Village people. oh YMCA!!!!!! :eek: :D

[hamish]

The first one was nice but Glover's website must not allow it out of there. He had a hat like Badly Drawn Boy.
Village FCUKING People??? :eek:
Glover's no poof!! He doesn't look anything like Village People - more like a biker. I've scrapped it anyway since his beard is too bloody white.

I'm off to bed.

Nighty night - all Footiepersons! :D

[paul_oshea]

Christ, that's a sight for sore eyes

and a sight for sorea backsides!! tis great sifting through all this stuff.

[Peadar]

that is one seriously boring programme


Have you seen the Farm on Five?
It's the greatest load of rubbish ever created!
Some serious nobodies on it.

Of the blokes on Love Island, I recognise Lee Sharpe and I read that one of them is George Best's son, but who the funk are the others?

I always fancied Jayne Middlemiss but she looks wrecked on it.
Other than that, I only recognise Abi and Rebecca.
They're famous for who they've slept with.

There was a time when people were famous for their achievements.

[Éanna]

She was the former girlfriend of john leslie who was a tv presenter, but he got caught in a drug scandal or something, so lost his job etc. She used to be a nurse. So in all the publicity, she started going to the papers flashing her arse and all and telling how much she loves sex etc. so she became the new glamour model. Typical way to get famous these days, you know? That is roughly the story, corrections welcome,, what do u mean she needs to shave???? keep it clean Gerrit, if you can :eek: :D
She is such a total fool. Nothing worse than people who are famous for no good reason

[paul_oshea]

in fairness she epitomises and defines the word slapper but yet is still so popular, it is rather ridiculous.