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Gerrit
21/12/2005, 9:16 PM
Well, being pervert equals being healthy ! We're just slaves of our testosteron :D Don't blame us men, ladies, blame our hormones! (an excuse you use yourselves once a month ;))
Anyways, who knows the French lolita Alizée ? She was 17 when she scored her first hit (titled "Moi... Lolita") and since being no longer underaged she's been systematically revealing more and more of herself, not limited to purely vocal features :D She sings in French so some may not understand the lyrics, but that just means less distraction from her body !
http://students.washington.edu/yoroj/images/ladies/alizee.gif
http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/20040729_alizee02.jpg
http://www.tereveni.org.ua/mkportal/img/alizee.jpg
http://music.realify.com/images/alizee.jpg
and one in bikini:
http://www.fotos.org/galeria/data/502/medium/3alizee.jpg
Most educative PM I will ever have received on a forum that was :D
The girl from Sligo does A and OWC... How far is Sligo from Belfast? :D
Her rates looks a little out of my budget range :o
sligoman
21/12/2005, 10:15 PM
How far is Sligo from Belfast? :DTwo and a half hours drive or so, I can show you around if ya want?:rolleyes: :D.
Gerrit
21/12/2005, 10:25 PM
Her rates looks a little out of my budget range :o
But what other woman will be willing to do all those things without paying her? ;)
I just hope that the girl does OWO first... Imagine she does A first and then performs OWO, that can't be healthy :D
hamish
21/12/2005, 10:26 PM
Two and a half hours drive or so, I can show you around if ya want?
Ah, so you know her address, Sligoman.:eek: :p :D
sligoman
21/12/2005, 10:27 PM
Ah, so you know her address, Sligoman.:eek:Of course, sure I'm her pimp, I mean er, no I dont think I do;) :D.
Gerrit
21/12/2005, 10:29 PM
Just to know, but isn't prostitution (be it in a brothel or at the customer's house) illegal on this island?
By the way, here's an escort lady from Donegal: http://www.chatjungle.com/petsgallery2_files/image012.jpg :D
sligoman
21/12/2005, 10:30 PM
By the way, here's an escort lady from Donegal: http://www.chatjungle.com/petsgallery2_files/image012.jpg :DHaha Gerrit, nice one!:D :D.
hamish
21/12/2005, 10:46 PM
Just to know, but isn't prostitution (be it in a brothel or at the customer's house) illegal on this island?
By the way, here's an escort lady from Donegal: http://www.chatjungle.com/petsgallery2_files/image012.jpg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, she looks familiar.
Ah yes, it's the high heel shoes.:D
http://www.moredesktop.com/Bikinis-Swimsuits-Lingeries/Sexy/bikini46.jpg
http://www.onestopglamshop.com/members/964187/uploaded/sexy_ladies_in_bikinis_shot5.jpg
:D
sligoman
21/12/2005, 10:48 PM
Anyway, it's ok to talk about it here so erm, Hamish seriously, your cousin?:eek: :p. Was HE/she totty?:D.
hamish
21/12/2005, 10:58 PM
Anyway, it's ok to talk about it here so erm, Hamish seriously, your cousin?:eek: :p. Was HE/she totty?
Whaa????:confused:
http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/nyapparel.safeshopper.com/images/bm131xgn.jpg
Green Tribe
22/12/2005, 12:09 AM
bye totty people off home now til tuesday, actually will be in fermanagh sligoman, but only for 2 days, so i think you're safe! ;)
heading off to my brother's in down after that to meet up with the rest of the tribe!
take care all, have a good one, don't miss me too much!!!! :D
Love
Julie
hamish
22/12/2005, 1:13 AM
bye totty people off home now til tuesday, actually will be in fermanagh sligoman, but only for 2 days, so i think you're safe!
heading off to my brother's in down after that to meet up with the rest of the tribe!
take care all, have a good one, don't miss me too much!!!!
Love
Julie
You're heading back as soon as Tuesday??? Jaysus, that's a short holiday Queen Julie??
Good God, you're a hard working lady so fair play to you.
Happy Christmas, on behalf of all (especially Sligoman) your loyal subjects, if they don't mind me speaking on their behalf.:D
Psssst. Hey strangerish, sligoman, dfx, Anto, DR, Gerrit, aidoB/aidoM, BGR, Pauro and everyone else - our queen is gone for a while. She won't know what we're up to - so, let's cut loose and really start acting the b@llix.:D
strangeirish
22/12/2005, 1:42 PM
Psssst. Hey strangerish, sligoman, dfx, Anto, DR, Gerrit, aidoB/aidoM, BGR, Pauro and everyone else - our queen is gone for a while. She won't know what we're up to - so, let's cut loose and really start acting the b@llix.
I'm all about that. I heard she has a new flame and low and behold, look what I found. A lovely photo of the two of them. Aren't they cute.......:D......I wonder which one is the queen???............LMAO....I crack meself up sometimes.
Pauro 76
22/12/2005, 4:08 PM
I think she started to become a Diva after she got married.
Dont they all Sirhamish, dont they all? :(
sligoman
22/12/2005, 6:16 PM
I made a special sign (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Hamish+loves+Sheep.&l2=d+f+x-+is+a+sham.&l3=De+Town+stinks%21&l4=Anto+loves+himself.) for ye!:D:p.
strangeirish
22/12/2005, 6:47 PM
I made a special sign (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Hamish+loves+Sheep.&l2=d+f+x-+is+a+sham.&l3=De+Town+stinks%21&l4=Anto+loves+himself.) for ye.
That's just too funny...............:D :D...... ROFLMAO
Gerrit
22/12/2005, 6:52 PM
Whaa????
http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/nyapparel.safeshopper.com/images/bm131xgn.jpg
Is that your cousin? :eek: We have to meet, SirHamish, and if you really insist you may bring your cousin :D
As for the escort sheep in Donegal: I did hear a story that there's some lad in Cavan or Donegal who asks money to people that use his sheep for bestiality purposes :eek:
sligoman
22/12/2005, 6:58 PM
As for the escort sheep in Donegal: I did hear a story that there's some lad in Cavan or Donegal who asks money to people that use his sheep for bestiality purposes :eek:Don't be telling Hamish that, he's probably googling it now hoping to make an appointment with this fella's animals:D :p.
Gerrit
22/12/2005, 6:58 PM
Talking of Totty... I am not into R&B and hiphop at all, but that girl from the Black Eyed Peas is terribly hot :D Man, I't get on her 'humps' immediately, and those legs are just hypnotising and a magnet to the eyes :eek:
I've heard she's lesbian though :( (please tell me it's just a rumour)
Psssst. Hey strangerish, sligoman, dfx, Anto, DR, Gerrit, aidoB/aidoM, BGR, Pauro and everyone else - our queen is gone for a while. She won't know what we're up to - so, let's cut loose and really start acting the b@llix.:D
*thinks of the possibilities*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=GT......%3A&l2=Freddie+Michalak&l3=is&l4=very+gay+indeed.);)
hamish
22/12/2005, 7:10 PM
Is that your cousin? :eek: We have to meet, SirHamish, and if you really insist you may bring your cousin :D
As for the escort sheep in Donegal: I did hear a story that there's some lad in Cavan or Donegal who asks money to people that use his sheep for bestiality purposes :eek:
LOL - no that's not her - if it was I'd be her agent and make money out of her. I'll have a look and load it later Gerrit. It's somewhere in dfx's file.
hamish
22/12/2005, 7:15 PM
I made a special sign (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Hamish+loves+Sheep.&l2=d+f+x-+is+a+sham.&l3=De+Town+stinks%21&l4=Anto+loves+himself.) for ye!
Nah sligoman, "loves" is a bit strong. I'd rather put it that we're just good friends.LOL
Great sign though.
Did you see dfx's version? - good job Queeny's on holiday - she'll kill him.
Oh, nearly forgot, I bought "Pc's for Dummies" by Dan Gookin today.:eek: Soon as I learn how to do that thing above, you guys are toast. heh heh:p :D
sligoman
22/12/2005, 8:42 PM
Did you see dfx's version? - good job Queeny's on holiday - she'll kill him.Yep, quality. I'm gonna make a few more signs for GT soon:D.
Oh, nearly forgot, I bought "Pc's for Dummies" by Dan Gookin today. Soon as I learn how to do that thing above, you guys are toast. heh heh:pAnd when you find out how easy it actually is to do a sign, you'll be toast:p.
hamish
22/12/2005, 9:22 PM
Yep, quality. I'm gonna make a few more signs for GT soon
And when you find out how easy it actually is to do a sign, you'll be toast:p.
Toast eh??? As long as I can get some nice lady to smather me with hot butter - and then, of course, she'd have the lick every bit off. LOL:D
http://www.microkitten.com/model.asp?id=18&model=carolina
http://www.microkitten.com/model.asp?id=23&model=evelyn
strangeirish
22/12/2005, 9:56 PM
Attention Ladies (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=The+totty+posse+is&l2=looking+for+you.&l3=Smile+for+the+&l4=Strange+one%21):D
AidoM
22/12/2005, 11:00 PM
Attention Ladies (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=The+totty+posse+is&l2=looking+for+you.&l3=Smile+for+the+&l4=Strange+one%21)
Oh sh*t the PC for Dummies has been put to immediate use :eek: and now nobody will be safe :eek: :)
AidoM
22/12/2005, 11:07 PM
I'm not sure if this is the correct thread to post this on but I think GT could look on this as male totty ;) or she might think it was Hamish preparing for his New Year's Eve Party :eek: :confused:
www.busybus.co.uk/design/xmas_santa.swf
I hope the link comes up so that you can get it or that somebody can fix it for others. *makes a note to seek PC for Dummies as Christmas present*
De Town
23/12/2005, 11:58 AM
I made a special sign (http://atom.smasher.org/pack/?l1=Hamish+loves+Sheep.&l2=d+f+x-+is+a+sham.&l3=De+Town+stinks%21&l4=Anto+loves+himself.) for ye!.
:mad: :mad: :mad:
Gerrit
23/12/2005, 6:49 PM
Hamish and sheep !? :eek: I am shocked... Anyway, I am open-minded enough, so here's a totty for you:
http://www.icelandicsheep.com/SheepMasterListPics/STS%20501E.jpg
:cool:
De Town
23/12/2005, 8:00 PM
oooops forgot about de Town...........sorry de Town.......no offence meant.:o
Wish I was as mature as de Town when I was his age.
me.......mature........:confused: :D
sligoman
23/12/2005, 10:55 PM
Speaking of Totty, I went to Enniskillen(Co. Fermanagh) today and now I know why GT loves it there so much:D. Some of the women, quality totty altogether!:cool:.
hamish
24/12/2005, 12:31 AM
Speaking of Totty, I went to Enniskillen(Co. Fermanagh) today and now I know why GT loves it there so much Some of the women, quality totty altogether!
Enniskillen totty eh??
Why, was that Sligo bird too busy???:p :D
Happy Christmas Sligoman.:D
hamish
24/12/2005, 12:35 AM
Hamish and sheep !? I am shocked... Anyway, I am open-minded enough, so here's a totty for you:
http://www.icelandicsheep.com/SheepMasterListPics/STS%20501E.jpg
Ah Jaysus, even Gerrit is slagging me about sheep now. :eek:
and I blame the usual suspects for putting him up to it.
No hope for old Hamish.:D
Hurry now, not many shopping hours left........here's some nice Chtistmas
lingerie for the ladies in your lives.
http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/Christmas.asp
:D
Look at all these hotties! (http://www.dnamagazine.com.au/sms.htm)
[QUOTE=sligoman]
Look out GT ........ * knows GT is in Enniskillen******
He's either rolling out the red carpet:rolleyes: or stalking you :eek: :D
hamish
24/12/2005, 8:34 PM
[QUOTE=sligoman]
Look out GT ........ * knows GT is in Enniskillen******
He's either rolling out the red carpet or stalking you
Nah, aidoM/aidoB - he's home by now so Queen Julie won't be able to get her hands on him. Anyway, he's already occupied with a blonde bird from Sligo - see a few posts above. LOL:D
Happy Christmas to both of you??? aidoM/aidoB:D
sligoman
25/12/2005, 12:54 AM
he's already occupied with a blonde bird from SligoBubbles isn't from Sligo is she?:confused: ;) :p.
sligoman
25/12/2005, 1:32 AM
Today's Birthdays
Eire06, sirhamish, Superhoops (43)
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Ah Jaysus Hamish, why didn't ya tell us Christmas day was yer birthday? Happy B'day buddy, have a good one!;).
hamish
25/12/2005, 2:32 AM
Today's Birthdays
Eire06, sirhamish, Superhoops (43)
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Ah Jaysus Hamish, why didn't ya tell us Christmas day was yer birthday? Happy B'day buddy, have a good one!
It's Bubbles birthday today too, Sligoman but I presume she's let a month slip by without posting and has to register again. She's not listed anyway.
Hey, amigo, thanks for the good wishes. Really appreciate it. Looking forward to more good creac, slagging, quality totty and general fun in 2006.
Hope you have a great Christmas up there in Sligoland and I can sense that, with the Premiership season not too far away, it makes the Yuletide all the more enjoyable.:D
Oh, nearly forgot, did you put the decos up yet????LMAO:D
hamish
25/12/2005, 2:33 AM
Bubbles isn't from Sligo is she?
No she's not blonde, not from Sligo:eek: and not for sale. LOL but Touche all the same amigo,:D
I've just finished up doing a little last minute tidying and have demolished a flagon of real cool cider so i'm a little p!ssed. Ah, fcuk it, it's my birthday.
Happy Birthday Hamish :)
I suppose this is THE thread to post it on :D ;)
Best wishes to Bubbles also
..............*as Sligoman heads for Beeslow.....*
De Town
25/12/2005, 11:10 AM
happy birthday hamish and bubbles:)
and eire06;)
sligoman
25/12/2005, 11:17 AM
Lads ye all forgot to say Happy Birthday to the most important person(no it's not Hamish).......Jesus:p.
Anto McC
25/12/2005, 12:37 PM
Happy Birthday to Hamish,Bubbles and Jesus :)
hamish
25/12/2005, 2:21 PM
Jesus???
I searched the members section under "J" but I can't find him???
Seriously, aidiM/aidoB, Anto, de Town, Maz, Sligoman (names in alphabetical order - diplomatic Hamish) - a very Happy Happy Christmas and thank youse (sorry Sligoman) so much for your lovely thoughts.
It's no problem being 52 - it's my mental age I'm worried about. LOL
Oh, Maz - since you're the lady of the above bunch..........a big Christmas internet kissee for ya ....................mu-wah XXX
Now, Maz, look at my avator and think of a kissee from THAT.:eek:
(Maz is going YUK and furiously scrubbing her mouth with a combination of Flash, Dettol, scouring powder and Ajax as we speak)LOL
Now, an internet warning alert. Just had one of my best mates Whacky on the phone. Said he's joining Footie today or very soon - be afraid, be very, very afraid.:eek:
Whacky (Madden) - remember that name.
Hope youse all have a great day.
PS - sent Eire06 and Superhoops PMs earlier - Happy Totty Christmas to youse both amigos
Bubbles is 20 today BTW - she's just coming in to my house right now........eek
ccfcgirl
25/12/2005, 4:32 PM
Happy Birtday Hamish and Bubbles.....
hamish
25/12/2005, 4:54 PM
Happy Birtday Hamish and Bubbles.....
Thank you so much Corky Girl - hope you have a great Chyristmas and bring us lots more lovely football next season. Rico rocks.;) :D
Jesus???
Bubbles is 20 today BTW - she's just coming in to my house right now........eek
Expect Silageman to come (?) :confused: knocking :eek:
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