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[Green Tribe]

crushed nuts! :D :D :D

[Green Tribe]

Try not to dream about Ian Dowie now! Dowie and Underwear in the same thread, doesn't make for pleasant thoughts does it?!!? :D

big minger, hope i don't, i will be traumatised :eek: :mad: :D

[Green Tribe]

605 guests, 95 viewing off topic :eek:

[paul_oshea]

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Originally Posted by paul_oshea
ah keep thinking sir_hamish

is that true about sperm count? someone told me that before. also told me you get stringy balls from string jocks.LOL

so i didnt know whether he was taking the mick, no pun intended


balls on the brain tonight you lot!
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ya looks like you have too"!!!!

[hamish]

I know I'm a bit :D slow but I still cannot figure out the roscommon sir william bit - I'm sure it's a slag of some sort.
By the way, ignore my comments about Ian Dowie. Please.............PLEASE! :o

[paul_oshea]

sir william i.e. sirhamish. braveheart so i called ye sir williams :rolleyes: on my part.

the roscommon joke was you are on the border but probably the bad side, so i said because we are on the theme of sheep, dont go stealing any sheep from roscommon, because roscommon people are the sheep stealers, though it apperas we have been surpassed by the sheep shaggers aka o'domhnaill county

[Green Tribe]

ya looks like you have too"!!!!

:mad: :D moi?!?!? :D

[Green Tribe]

I know I'm a bit :D slow but I still cannot figure out the roscommon sir william bit - I'm sure it's a slag of some sort.
By the way, ignore my comments about Ian Dowie. Please.............PLEASE! :o

Hamish, if Dowie was a sheep, you definitely have him wouldn't you? :D Maaahhhhh!!

[hamish]

sir william i.e. sirhamish. braveheart so i called ye sir williams :rolleyes: on my part.

the roscommon joke was you are on the border but probably the bad side, so i said because we are on the theme of sheep, dont go stealing any sheep from roscommon, because roscommon people are the sheep stealers, though it apperas we have been surpassed by the sheep shaggers aka o'domhnaill county
Galway sheep are nicer than Roscommon sheep SO THERE!!!
Thanks for explaining sir william/braveheart bit - I'll stick with sirhamish though.

[paul_oshea]

between the norwegian one and this there is a constant flow of replys every 30 seconds, you hop out of one and into another there is a new reply. i wonder will we get banned for monopolising the threads?

for anyone reading this tomorrow, yes i do have a life i dont normally stay up till 1:30 being a :eek:

i cant however speak for KT as she seems to be on here the whole time :rolleyes: :p :D she is in that case a :eek:

[paul_oshea]

Hamish, if Dowie was a sheep, you definitely have him wouldn't you? Maaahhhhh!!
LOL maaaah :D

[Green Tribe]

Galway sheep are nicer than Roscommon sheep SO THERE!!!
Thanks for explaining sir william/braveheart bit - I'll stick with sirhamish though.

i've heard the donegal sheep are more accomodating.

[Green Tribe]

between the norwegian one and this there is a constant flow of replys every 30 seconds, you hop out of one and into another there is a new reply. i wonder will we get banned for monopolising the threads?

for anyone reading this tomorrow, yes i do have a life i dont normally stay up till 1:30 being a :eek:

i cant however speak for KT as she seems to be on here the whole time she is in that case a :eek:

GTF! :D I was meant to be in bed early tonight, just got caught slagging you lot, it's all your fault!!! I leave my computer logged in most of the time even when i am out :o

[paul_oshea]

I leave my computer logged in most of the time even when i am out

ah that explains it, and you have a program that manipulates your thinking and enters in buttons on your keyboard.

[Green Tribe]

ah that explains it, and you have a program that manipulates your thinking and enters in buttons on your keyboard.

:D :D KMA! :D

[hamish]

[QUOTE=kerr's tribe]GTF! :D I was meant to be in bed early tonight

Really?
What time ya getting up to go home??
Sir Hamish strikes back!! Yessssssssssssssss :p
For what's it's worth I hate sheep and goats - dirty smelly things!

[paul_oshea]

KT's motto sirhamish is, if im not in bed by 10, then ill come home and go to sleep
did ye not know that?

[Green Tribe]

:D :D :D Have to be up at 0800 :mad: better sleep now..... god help people reading this tomorrow, sorry it went off-topic !!! we were not drunk even though we sound it!

[paul_oshea]

what does KMA mean?

it was a thing i used in my last project at work but i dont somehow thing thats it.

[Green Tribe]

KT's motto sirhamish is, if im not in bed by 10, then ill come home and go to sleep
did ye not know that?

huh??? :confused:

[paul_oshea]

please tell me ye get that?

if you are not in bed by 10, then you go home and go to sleep. is that not obvious???

[hamish]

please tell me ye get that?

if you are not in bed by 10, then you go home and go to sleep. is that not obvious???
Sure is from here Paul O'Shea. Sure is from here!

[Green Tribe]

please tell me ye get that?

if you are not in bed by 10, then you go home and go to sleep. is that not obvious???

:D har har!!

Kiss My Arse did ya get that!? :D

[hamish]

:D har har!!

Kiss My Arse did ya get that!? :D
Are you giving Paul O'Shea some class of invitation??? :D :D

[Green Tribe]

Are you giving Paul O'Shea some class of invitation??? :D :D

:eek: nah, he's into sheep as well so......

[hamish]

Tarja Turunen is soooooooooooooooo yesterday. Step forward Angelina Jolie.........yessssssssssssssssss.
http://angelina.so-rocks.com/
:D

[Peadar]

Did anyone see that drama on BBC last night about Indian people in London and this woman who was making a film on her friends?
That one making the film was stunning!
Laila something I think her name is.
Anyone shed some light on this for me?


*Edit* I found it.
The programme was called, "Life Isn't All Ha Ha Hee Hee" (http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/hahaheehee/) and Laila Rouass (http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/hahaheehee/laila_rouass.shtml) is the totty in question.

Seems she was in Footballers Wives (http://www.footballerswives.tv/characters/chars_ag.html) too.

Might have to start watching that.

Here is a very very hot picture (http://www.celebwelove.com/cgi-bin/create/bigimage.pl?name=Laila_Rouass&imgname=laila_rouass3.jpg&type=imageonly).

[paul_oshea]

indian as a whole ( women i mean ) are the fitest i think, they really are. and they can cook and clean, cook some really tasty stuff too.

laila patel.

[Peadar]

laila patel.


You're just toooooo funny, Paul! :rolleyes: :D

[Eire06]

Orlando Bloom is an absolute hottie...
Only fella that can get away with having long hair and still look fit...

Loved him as a blonde in the lord of the rings! or was that just the ears?? :rolleyes:

[Babysis]

Orlando Bloom is an absolute hottie...
Only fella that can get away with having long hair and still look fit...

Loved him as a blonde in the lord of the rings! or was that just the ears?? :rolleyes:

I know exactly what you mean. there was something about him the Lord of the Rings, he was hot!! Love Pirates of the Caribbean - Johnny Depp - You gotta love him :D

[Pauro 76]

indian as a whole ( women i mean ) are the fitest i think, they really are. and they can cook and clean, cook some really tasty stuff too.

laila patel.

Can I just say after going out with an Indian girl a while back for a matter of well.. days, im now converted! they're beautiful and amazing!

[paul_oshea]

after going out with an Indian girl a while back for a matter of well.. days, i

i take it you didnt break it off then!! ;)

[Peadar]

i take it you didnt break it off then!! ;)

Her Vaththalkozhambu was too hot for him. :D

[Eire06]

I know exactly what you mean. there was something about him the Lord of the Rings, he was hot!! Love Pirates of the Caribbean - Johnny Depp - You gotta love him :D

Johnny Depp is nice in the pirates of the Caribbean alright..

Matthew mcconaughey would be top of the Actors IMO...
very Sexy

[Pauro 76]

Her Vaththalkozhambu was too hot for him. :D

Vaththalkozhambu (Indian hot+sour sauce/soup).

according to a google search thats what it is! Amazing the things you dont know. oh and no it wasnt me who called it off, but hey ah well Indian girls kick ass....

[paul_oshea]

oh and no it wasnt me who called it off

vaaaat uv b dooiiiiiinn vit my daaatuuuuurrrr....broke it off!

[Peadar]

vaaaat uv b dooiiiiiinn vit my daaatuuuuurrrr....broke it off!


No, no, no!
Haven't you seen "Bend it like Beckham"?
The Indian girl gets the Irish guy and then he learns to play cricket.
Everyone is happy.

I've met quite a few people from Indian/Irish families out here actually.

[Babysis]

Johnny Depp is nice in the pirates of the Caribbean alright..

Matthew mcconaughey would be top of the Actors IMO...
very Sexy

mmm yum. His body is fantastic ;) the accent kinda grew on me :)

[Pauro 76]

[QUOTE=Peadar]No, no, no!
Haven't you seen "Bend it like Beckham"?
The Indian girl gets the Irish guy and then he learns to play cricket.
Everyone is happyQUOTE]

If only real life was like that!

[Eire06]

If only real life was like that!
Ya tell me about it a cute Irish boy!! If only :rolleyes:

[Pauro 76]

Back on topic, Laila Rouass, stunning, and yer one from Eastenders, (Poojah Shah?) is quite nice too. OK might get a few funny looks, but Amy Lee from Evanescence is gorgeous but Monica Bellucci!!!!!!!! cant believe no-one has mentioned her, (if you have sorry!)

[Green Tribe]

Ya tell me about it a cute Irish boy!! If only :rolleyes:

:D Orlando Bloom, blond hair no! :eek: He needs fattened up a bit, he seems a bit thin? Joseph fiennes is a nice actor. :D yum!

[Green Tribe]

[QUOTE=Peadar]Did anyone see that drama on BBC last night about Indian people in London and this woman who was making a film on her friends?




Seems she was in Footballers Wives (http://www.footballerswives.tv/characters/chars_ag.html) too.

Might have to start watching that.

i missed it but i have seen her in footballer's wives, it is on thursdays ITV at 2100 it is really good, you should watch it, but it helps if you watched last series as a LOT happened!

[paul_oshea]

i think she was in doctors for a while as well. she may have been in the highland
series as well


ITV at 2100 it is really good

aye some very good things in it alright.

[Peadar]

a LOT happened!

Like what?
I'm not a big fan of TV, to be honest.

[Green Tribe]

i missed the odd episode here and there but it was mainly that amber (laila) and tanya were fighting over amber's husband...just hilarious , it was a real ring of people it got quite confusing if u missed an episode. amber turned up with her footballer husband, conrad, who tanya ended up stealing and having an affair with, amber found out she went mad, tried various ways of getting at /rid of tanya. meantime, conrad was also at it with a gay footballer in the team!! :eek:

so tanya found out about him. now in this episode, tanya stole amber's baby, saying that hers died, but she swapped them and put fake tan on the baby!!! :eek: :D ok, enough boring you, u just have to watch it this thursday and laila is still in it!!

[paul_oshea]

laila is still in it

peadar, KT you wouldnt do much for pr for a program!!! :rolleyes: :D

the most important part, which i was alluding to and to get peadar ( and most men watching ) into it is she is into 3'somes etc.

[Peadar]

u just have to watch it this thursday

Ah sure I'm going out on Thursday.
Is it on any other day?


she is into 3'somes etc.

Thursday is cancelled, what time is it on? :D

[Green Tribe]

ha ha! i think it is on fridays ITV2 as well same time, but not 100% sure,if u have that.