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AidoM
04/12/2005, 8:11 PM
LOL

Great idea aidoM/aidoB......post the same post twice to EAT UP the postings so we reach 6000 quicker.

Why didn't I think of that.

Don't delete it now

Every little extra helps......to spoil Queen Julie's ambitions. LMAO

Many at the party??? and what did they think when they saw you.......the doubled named man.

I think I did something wrong earlier for which I apologise if I offended anyone :o (but I don't think it was as bad as Hamish's post that I Heard about on Friday night, naughty Hamish!!!!)

Because of the head yesterday it was a pity that Aidob wasn't there;)

Green Tribe
04/12/2005, 8:51 PM
Internet connection was down ................

hope that was all:eek:

:eek: cheeky get! :D Did Raptor behave?? hee hee

sligoman
04/12/2005, 9:13 PM
I think I did something wrong earlier for which I apologise if I offended anyone :o (but I don't think it was as bad as Hamish's post that I Heard about on Friday night, naughty Hamish!!!!No, you didn't do anything. One of your posts was deleted cos you had posted the same thing twice, that's all!

AidoM
04/12/2005, 9:31 PM
No, you didn't do anything. One of your posts was deleted cos you had posted the same thing twice, that's all!

PHEW :o :rolleyes: :D

AidoM
04/12/2005, 9:32 PM
:eek: cheeky get! :D Did Raptor behave?? hee hee

He hadn't got eyes for anyone but you ........... ;)

sligoman
04/12/2005, 9:35 PM
He hadn't got eyes for anyone but you ........... ;)Well she wasn't there so whoever the person he was looking at is the one he really has eyes for;) :p.

Green Tribe
04/12/2005, 9:43 PM
He hadn't got eyes for anyone but you ...........

:D


sligoman
Well she wasn't there so whoever the person he was looking at is the one he really has eyes for

:mad: OI! Behave! :D

dfx-
04/12/2005, 10:12 PM
Hey dudes, Queen Juliana went out on the p!ss on Friday night and we haven't heard from her since.Get yer ass in here Sister Katie........I can't be doing all the heavy lifting.

And BTW if yeh shifted on the rebound, toss him out of the bed and start posting. We have work to do.

Oh, I said "out" not "off". LOL

:D :D :p

Green Tribe
04/12/2005, 10:18 PM
:D :p

getting cheekier in his old age, isn't he??? :D

sligoman
04/12/2005, 10:20 PM
getting cheekier in his old age, isn't he??? :DNo, you're just getting crankier;) :p.

Green Tribe
04/12/2005, 10:54 PM
No, you're just getting crankier .

now, now, don't make me come over there and spank you...:eek: :D :p

dfx-
04/12/2005, 10:57 PM
now, now, don't make me come over there and spank you...

Oooooh, can I watch?;) :cool: :eek:

Green Tribe
04/12/2005, 11:10 PM
Oooooh, can I watch?

Heh heh......:D :eek: :p

sligoman
04/12/2005, 11:26 PM
don't make me come over there and spank you...:eek: :DOh god, please dont. I'd be sick! :p.

sligoman
04/12/2005, 11:27 PM
Oooooh, can I watch?;)Pervert!:mad: :p.

dfx-
04/12/2005, 11:40 PM
Pervert!

Never!:p

Ermmmm....:o ....it would merely as an independent observer to make sure that GT inflicts a suitable amount of punishment.....and to hold your sick bucket of course....;)

sligoman
04/12/2005, 11:43 PM
Ermmmm....:o ....it would merely as an independent observer to make sure that GT inflicts a suitable amount of punishment.....and to hold your sick bucket of course....;)Hehe, nice cover up, sir:D.

sligoman
04/12/2005, 11:46 PM
Oh I don't know about that....maybe there is a reason for the term 'Silageman' afterall:p:mad:, feck off ya smelly Dub!;)

dfx-
04/12/2005, 11:49 PM
:p

That post is there so long, I thought you just agreed with me sir.....:p ;)

sligoman
04/12/2005, 11:52 PM
That post is there so long, I thought you just agreed with me sir.....:p ;)I saw it the other night but forgot to come back to it:o

dfx-
05/12/2005, 12:19 AM
A likely story... :p

Just to keep up the totty quotient to keep Maz from incessantly moaning..:rolleyes: :p (http://web.ukonline.co.uk/jebsplace/Celebs/Yasmin/yasmine24.jpg)

hamish
05/12/2005, 1:20 AM
Nice one dfx

Queen Juliana has an unfortunate new bloke in her aim zone

He might need:

http://www.samaritans.org.uk/

http://www.glasgay.co.uk/
Well, he might want to meet her "friends" or go to a gig????;)

Then she might ask him to take part in her favourite past-time

http://www.eros-la.com/articles/2005-03-29/julie_simone0329/ (snigger)




Now tottytime........


my turn


http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=1077&=05cfd1178d8288a2274f34809bf1b616
Love the way she cocks that ass to her left. Can't you just just hear those tight leather trousers creaking as she moves. (low lecherous, groan, a la Podge and Rodge) ooooooooooooooooooo Jaysus

http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=1753&=123feeedebdcfca9c47307521e3fa15d

http://www.celeblinks.net/?img_id=1579&=89151fac8d7d126e4b9eebc9a13c48d8

Green Tribe
05/12/2005, 12:22 PM
hamish, the cheek! :mad: :D

Maz
05/12/2005, 1:26 PM
A likely story... :p

Just to keep up the totty quotient to keep Maz from incessantly moaning..:rolleyes: :p (http://web.ukonline.co.uk/jebsplace/Celebs/Yasmin/yasmine24.jpg)
I'll find something to moan about, if only to annoy you dfx...

strangeirish
05/12/2005, 2:52 PM
Some college cheerleader (http://jacksonville.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?userphoto=0&image=11323353&thispage=1) totty.

Some nice looking wans in the album, but some fugly wans were seen that would even make Stevie Wonder flinch!!! i.e. (http://jacksonville.mycapture.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?userphoto=0&image=11323537&thispage=2) Wow!

SaucyJack
05/12/2005, 6:15 PM
Pretty tame, but that Alizee is cute

http://www.campusbreak.com/?x=moviewatch&media=alizeelaislabonita

hamish
05/12/2005, 6:56 PM
Pretty tame, but that Alizee is cute

http://www.campusbreak.com/?x=moviewatch&media=alizeelaislabonita


Nice one Saucy Jack...verrrrrrrry cute..........love the way she wiggles that ass. (Old Hamish smacking lips with leathery tongue.....slobber)

http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/jkttx

http://www.totalsupercuties.com/tour1.php?path=36&PHPSESSID=e377d0c2a496d9ba626c5ef3e79b46e9


(slobber, slurp, smacking lips, leer):D


http://www.corsasport.co.uk/carimages/934/3arses01.jpg

http://www.bridal.petticoatdreams.co.uk/bridal%20lingerie,%20an%20overbust%20Corset.jpg

http://www.aquarellelingerie.com/Lilly/CappriccioSout8416bis.jpg

http://webfantasy.info/Lingerie/Images/blue_bra_panties.jpg


groan, slobber etc:D

SaucyJack
05/12/2005, 7:12 PM
Nice one Saucy Jack...verrrrrrrry cute..........love the way she wiggles that ass. (Old Hamish smacking lips with leathery tongue.....slobber)

http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/jkttx

http://www.totalsupercuties.com/tour1.php?path=36&PHPSESSID=e377d0c2a496d9ba626c5ef3e79b46e9


(slobber, slurp, smacking lips, leer):D


http://www.corsasport.co.uk/carimages/934/3arses01.jpg

http://www.bridal.petticoatdreams.co.uk/bridal%20lingerie,%20an%20overbust%20Corset.jpg

http://www.aquarellelingerie.com/Lilly/CappriccioSout8416bis.jpg

http://webfantasy.info/Lingerie/Images/blue_bra_panties.jpg


groan, slobber etc:D



...exactly why I posted it....that wiggling is hypnotic.

hamish
05/12/2005, 7:18 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1871_80538710

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1871_52127372

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1869_36692641

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1874_63122816
Oooooooooo I hope I'm on her good boys list this Christmas

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1871_40929267

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1874_66732197

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1874_67553580

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_50188762

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_46865440

hamish
05/12/2005, 7:25 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1874_28571837

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_58792989

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_93025081

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_58666924

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_58219485

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_48257635

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1870_45083641

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_47979725

hamish
05/12/2005, 7:33 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_72532356

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_629290

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1872_229839441

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1872_230103449

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1872_231878385

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1872_231691675

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_50401319

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_84125107

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1873_48236311

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/sirenssecrets_1875_61797737

hamish
05/12/2005, 10:03 PM
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B0007U47RU/ref=dp_image_0/103-2939672-0098217?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=1036592&s=apparel

Had a very shiny*****

http://elenalingerie.com/shopping/Briefs/malaguenalarge

and if you ever saw him
http://seductivemoments.co.uk/shop/index.php?osCsid=291140bc391c7fba11a672c722d5f185

You would even say it glows:eek:

http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Thongs&product%5Fid=51387

All of the other reindeers

http://www.milaslingerie.com/product_info.php/cPath/45/products_id/190

Used to call him fat and gay

http://www.milaslingerie.com/product_info.php/products_id/352

So he produced his****

http://www.aphrodisiauk.com/Catalogue/Christmas+lingerie+%2D+pick+of+the+best%21/item3044?startPos=

Put 'em in the family way

http://www.aphrodisiauk.com/Catalogue/Christmas+lingerie+%2D+pick+of+the+best%21/item3106?startPos=

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0972555544.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Santa came to say

http://hifever.net/1065108926160.jpg

Rudolph with your **** so bright

http://www.docsports.com/graphics/bd-342-bgc2005-monica-01.jpg

Won't you pull my **** tonight

http://www.docsports.com/graphics/bd-342-bgc2005-brandee-02.jpg

Then all the reindeers **** him

http://i.cnn.net/si/features/2001/swimsuit/gallery/shirley/shirley_1_lg.jpg

As they shouted out with glee

http://www.missionbeachgirlclothing.com/images/523_2005_04_09_mission_beach_girls_trisha_laura_ni kki_mission_beach_128-resize-mini.JPG

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

http://www.seattle-girls.com/images/pow.jpg

You'll GO DOWN in history

Green Tribe
05/12/2005, 10:18 PM
:eek: :D You're on form I see, Sir!

hamish
05/12/2005, 11:06 PM
I saw Mommy gobbling Santa Claus
http://jonny.uh-hosting.co.uk/images/daniela1.jpg
Underneath the tree last night.
http://s12.skins.be/pics/Kelly_Brook48-1024.jpg
She didn't see me creep
http://edrh.rhpl.richmondhill.on.ca/cemeteries/htcem/HT269.jpg
down the stairs to have a peep;:eek:
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/7656/ann3xa.jpg
She thought that I was tucked
http://www.defence.gov.au/news/navynews/editions/4703/IMAGES/16-cheerleaders.jpg
http://www.timguydesign.f2s.com/combistats/1.jpg
In my bedroom while she sucked.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.uptonlark.com/gallery/thumbs/1122499896_014.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.uptonlark.com/index.php%3Fs%3Dgallery%26p%3D1122499896&h=80&w=80&sz=3&tbnid=L51x4242uFIJ:&tbnh=70&tbnw=70&hl=en&start=437&prev=/images%3Fq%3DTotty%26start%3D420%26svnum%3D10%26hl %3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DRNWE,RNWE:2005-34,RNWE:en%26sa%3DN
Then, I saw Mommy humpin' Santa Claus
http://www.makeupbyjulie.com/images/Home/ELAINE%20SWIMSUIT%2072%20DPI%20PHOTO%20BY%20DAVID% 20NATIONS.jpg
'neath his beard WITH Snowy White;***
http://members.aol.com/cari426/myhomepage/swimsuit%20pic.jpg
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/swimsuit.jpg
If my Dad-dee had only seen
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/vera-dog-escaped.jpg
Mommy bonking Santa Claus last night
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/bird-on-bed.JPG

:D :D

( heh, heh, snigger)

***That figures
Snow White and her dwarves
Santy and his elves
They all have to be related, I guess

hamish
05/12/2005, 11:51 PM
Let It Snow!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/Girlfriend-extremely-short-dress.jpg
But I find you so delightful,
http://www.fatnfast.com/bird/girlfreind-on-bed.jpg
You ex-cite me down below:eek:
http://www.michelejaco.com/Michele%20Jaco%20Swimsuit%5B2%5D.JPG
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
http://www.cathyrankin.com/img/swim/_M6T0627.jpg
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
http://www.alisonheafner.biz/images/swimsuit.jpg
Your buttons are a-popping,
http://www.cathyrankin.com/gallery_swim.html
The lights are turned way down low,
http://www.w1k.com/entries/45500/45590oUws_w.jpg
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
http://www.nathanlyle.com/randy/sue-swimsuit.jpg
The fire is burning brightly,
http://boboblogger.mu.nu/archives/swimsuit.jpg
I pre-tend you're Keir-a Knightley,
http://www.downloads.ch/files/images/swimsuit.jpg
But as long as you touch me so.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://204eastsouth.com/models/swimsuit-2004/elizabeth-swimsuit-147.jpg&imgrefurl=http://204eastsouth.com/model-2004ss-elizabeth.htm&h=990&w=633&sz=82&tbnid=n4HfAbkq2E0J:&tbnh=148&tbnw=94&hl=en&start=61&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dswimsuit%26start%3D60%26svnum%3D10%26 hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DRNWE,RNWE:200 5-34,RNWE:en%26sa%3DN
It will grow, It will grow, It will grow
http://www.parkerproductions.com/models/Janine%20Swimsuit.jpg


:D

The Cathy Rankin site takes a while to load but she's worth it, whoever she is??)

hamish
06/12/2005, 12:38 AM
Special Christmas song for Queen Juliana:p
Especially when she attends the next Irish international

Version of.......
"Santa Claus" Is Coming To Town

You better watch out
http://www.thefa.com/NR/rdonlyres/6119A104-ADEC-40BE-84EA-C23A8757A659/48554/Birmingham_CarterCeleb_L.jpg.........WTF........in public???
You better not cry
http://www.stefany.it/catalog/images/DSCF9460_1.jpg
Better not pout
http://www.stefany.it/catalog/images/DSCF9470_1.jpg
I'm telling you why
http://www.jagware-posingsuits.com/New_Folder/Jagware%20Special%20Swimsuit.jpg
Mincing Morro's coming to town


He's making a list,
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10140000/10140828.jpg
And checking it twice;
http://static.abcaz.com/productimages/231/5250279/discount-2-door-womens-swimsuit.jpg
Gonna-know KT's naughty but nice.
http://www.modelelizabeth.com/swimsuit.jpg
Clint the poof is coming to town


He knows when KT's dreaming
http://www.evalillian.com/images/Goddess-Maternity-Swimsuit.jpg
With him she'd love to play
http://www.underthetop.co.uk/images/6203_big.jpg
But she'll end up frustrated
http://www.celebritytrendz.com/images/swimsuitsmodels/swimsuit1/d8.jpg
'Cos he's ab-sol-ute-ly gay

Oh! You better watch out!
http://www.johnnyolsen.com/images/women_pix/large_jpgs/theodora_swimsuit_lg.jpg
http://sunshinegirl.canoe.ca/TorontoSunshineImages/99junswim.jpg
You better not bawl.
http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/swimsuit.jpg
Better not pout, he's not that way at all
http://www.amandabeard.net/images/PhotoGallery/Modeling-other/SI/05_abeard_07%5B1%5D.jpg
Gay-boy Clint is coming to town.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.amandabeard.net/images/PhotoGallery/Modeling-other/SI/05_abeard_07%255B1%255D.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.amandabeard.net/Main%2520Pages/Multi-Media/SI-2005.htm&h=643&w=500&sz=98&tbnid=CCAJ5x2oWDYJ:&tbnh=135&tbnw=104&hl=en&start=310&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dswimsuit%26start%3D300%26svnum%3D10%2 6hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DRNWE,RNWE:20 05-34,RNWE:en%26sa%3DN



RFLMAO:D

Oh, all right then.....just to stop her whining at me

http://ghobe.tripod.com/morrison.jpg

Need I really say any more???
Need I????????:D LOL

hamish
06/12/2005, 1:04 AM
Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jacqueline7.html
Was a jolly happy soul,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jacqueline38.html
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jacqueline22.html
Plus exhaust-pipe for his hole



Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/kristijana14.html
Made the lad-ees laugh and flirt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/libby25.html
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jeannette9.html
He'd melt in-to each skirt.



There must have been some magic
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/erin20.html
In the old knicks that they found.
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/irina15.html
For when they placed it on his hips
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/marcy7.html
His liathroid danced around.



His snowgirl read these lyrics
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/kim25.html
"They're gross 'n' full of bawd"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/nicki3.html
So he shagged her five times through the night
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/rachelle8.html
And she screamed, "Oh yesss, Oh Gawd"




An ice-cream he was offered
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/desiree2.html
"Are you fcukin' blind?"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/irene8.html
I've been licked and choked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/sherry1.html
Groped, felt and poked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/angelina5.html
"That's the last thing on my mind"



So, on down to the village,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/bernadette7.html
With his "broomstick" - for some tea,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/lori9.html
But a cop's quick think
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/mindy9.html
But him in the clink
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/linda21.html
For gross in-decency



They chased him through the streets of town
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/april24.html
Right to the local ho
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/tabitha18.html
But she made him melt when in her pelt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/kerryanne1.html
He said, "That's - a - low blow"



Poor Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/raquell1.html
Must have-been ten foot tall
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jessica12.html
But he will-have no children
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/ryan43.html
They made just one snow-ball


Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/clare12.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/natasha17.html
Look at Frosty go.

Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/dl27.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/marie2.html
O'er the hills of snow.

I think, in all fairness, I should post the original lyrics before I destroy your Christmassy feelings altogether and forever.

You'll see that I really haven't deviated from the original lyrics, now, have I?

http://www.webfitz.com/xmas/23xmas.html

Block G Raptor
06/12/2005, 9:18 AM
that Alizee is cute

Understatement of the week

Block G Raptor
06/12/2005, 9:48 AM
Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jacqueline7.html
Was a jolly happy soul,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jacqueline38.html
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jacqueline22.html
Plus exhaust-pipe for his hole



Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/kristijana14.html
Made the lad-ees laugh and flirt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/libby25.html
And were they surprised, when before their eyes,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jeannette9.html
He'd melt in-to each skirt.



There must have been some magic
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/erin20.html
In the old knicks that they found.
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/irina15.html
For when they placed it on his hips
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/marcy7.html
His liathroid danced around.



His snowgirl read these lyrics
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/kim25.html
"They're gross 'n' full of bawd"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/nicki3.html
So he shagged her five times through the night
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/rachelle8.html
And she screamed, "Oh yesss, Oh Gawd"




An ice-cream he was offered
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/desiree2.html
"Are you fcukin' blind?"
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/irene8.html
I've been licked and choked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/sherry1.html
Groped, felt and poked
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/angelina5.html
"That's the last thing on my mind"



So, on down to the village,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/bernadette7.html
With his "broomstick" - for some tea,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/lori9.html
But a cop's quick think
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/mindy9.html
But him in the clink
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/linda21.html
For gross in-decency



They chased him through the streets of town
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/april24.html
Right to the local ho
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/tabitha18.html
But she made him melt when in her pelt
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/kerryanne1.html
He said, "That's - a - low blow"



Poor Frosty the snowman
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/raquell1.html
Must have-been ten foot tall
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/jessica12.html
But he will-have no children
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/ryan43.html
They made just one snow-ball


Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/clare12.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/natasha17.html
Look at Frosty go.

Thumpety thump thump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/dl27.html
Rumpety Pump Pump,
http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/marie2.html
O'er the hills of snow.

I think, in all fairness, I should post the original lyrics before I destroy your Christmassy feelings altogether and forever.

You'll see that I really haven't deviated from the original lyrics, now, have I?

http://www.webfitz.com/xmas/23xmas.html


Especially for you your hamishness
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001386.html

Green Tribe
06/12/2005, 11:09 AM
The future's bright (http://www.fai.ie/images/squad/Darren_Gibson_-_Man_Utd.jpg)for the Irish team, move over Clint, step forward Darren Gibson, swoon...
:D

Maz
06/12/2005, 2:33 PM
The future's bright (http://www.fai.ie/images/squad/Darren_Gibson_-_Man_Utd.jpg)for the Irish team, move over Clint, step forward Darren Gibson, swoon...
:D
Very nice indeed.

Have to say John O' Flynn (http://www.corkcityfc.ie/gallery/displayimage.php?album=146&pos=20) looked class throughout all his close ups on Sunday

But leave it all to this one! (http://www.corkcityfc.ie/gallery/displayimage.php?album=145&pos=3)

hamish
06/12/2005, 9:41 PM
The future's bright (http://www.fai.ie/images/squad/Darren_Gibson_-_Man_Utd.jpg)for the Irish team, move over Clint, step forward Darren Gibson, swoon...


Hah! See my little "poem" on gay-boy Clint has finally convinced.her

:p :D :D

Green Tribe
06/12/2005, 9:55 PM
Hah! See my little "poem" on gay-boy Clint has finally convinced.her

:p :D


:D That's what it was Sirhamish!

hamish
06/12/2005, 10:42 PM
That's what it was Sirhamish!

That a question? or agreement?

Another woman saved by old Hamish from a life of frustration, disappointment and loving a man still in the closet.

And this time I did it it over the internet with no personal or physical actvity (heh heh):p :D .:cool:

Green Tribe
06/12/2005, 10:56 PM
That a question? or agreement?

Another woman saved by old Hamish from a life of frustration, disappointment and loving a man still in the closet.

And this time I did it it over the internet with no personal or physical actvity (heh heh)

:D Superhamish, I was agreeing. I've got over Clint, but I'll still admire him as totty. :D

hamish
07/12/2005, 12:18 AM
Superhamish, I was agreeing. I've got over Clint, but I'll still admire him as totty.


Why thank you, your kind queeness!!

But how can you admire his "jiggley arse" when you know what he's using it for???:eek: :p
I mean, that's like hopping into a slightly used BMW ..........nice looking car but it's got no engine........useless.

What'd you think of my Frosty the Snowman ditty??:D

hamish
07/12/2005, 12:38 AM
Especially for you your hamishness
http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001386.html

Thanks BGR - saw that on a Christmas jokes site and there are loads of them.:)

hamish
07/12/2005, 9:35 AM
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT POSTS TO GO EVERYONE

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/erin42.html

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/erin46.html

http://www.malibustrings.com/competition/2005/eringal2.html

There's only one thing I can say about that nice totty:D

http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/animals/horseneigh.wav

Maz
07/12/2005, 10:31 AM
The controversial man himself (http://corkcityfc.ie/gallery/displayimage.php?album=146&pos=18)

Ah he's quite cute really (http://corkcityfc.ie/gallery/displayimage.php?album=30&pos=8)

hamish
07/12/2005, 12:02 PM
http://g0lem.net/images/babe-thongs.jpg

http://www.queenfashions.com/images/mens_boxers/472.jpg (Yuk)
For Maz and Queen Juliana


http://forums.atvconnection.com/i/GalleryImages/33340/SM_Jenny%20McCarthy%20in%20thongs%20rare.jpg
What was the name of that old song????
"Thongs for the mammaries".......dee dee, dee dee, deee, deeeee.:D
(honk honk)

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/bikini%20black%20leather%20thongs.jpg
Like that one


http://members.shaw.ca/chowder/thongs.jpg

http://www.bullz-eye.com/thong_gallery.htm

:cool: