[NSFW] Celeb Totty (DON'T QUOTE PICS)

[sligoman]

Don't get my holiday's til Friday:o(half day though:))

[De Town]

Enjoy the holidays de Town.:D
oh i will;) :cool:

[hamish]

Don't get my holiday's til Friday(half day though:))

Hope you've the decos up by then:p :D

Messing aside, have a good holiday SM - hope Santy brings you that new Sligo Rovers kit you've been wanting.

[sligoman]

Hope you've the decos up by then:p :D

Messing aside, have a good holiday SM - hope Santy brings you that new Sligo Rovers kit you've been wanting.No, I'm waiting to see if they bring a new one out for next season first;).

Tell Bubbles I said merry Christmas too, I'll be waiting under her tree Christmas morning, lol.

[dfx-]

Ah I got mine last wednesday from College, its great

:mad: :p

My third year has finished in college yesterday....can't put up the decorations on account of end-of-year exams in January you see...;)

[cheifo]

Do yourself a favour and check out Lucy Pinders official site,think its www.lucypinder.info or something with paticular reference to galleries 13&14 with her blond mate.

I love being a boy.:D

[sligoman]

No no, I do have something you might be able to help me out with actually! How much of those stats/press packs did you hold on to? I'm trying to build up an archive of results and player appearances going back through the years.
Sending PM Ray:)Now see Hamish, I got you a job!;):D.

[hamish]

Now see Hamish, I got you a job!

LOL - only will take a few minutes Sligoman.............wonder should I do PR for Rovers:eek: .............think of the damage I could do.:D An Athlone Town fifth column if you will.

See dee eff ecks has joined us and cheifo has loaded that fine Lucy Pinder bird on us.

I notice a lot more are becoming citizens of Tottyland lately and many are sneeking a peek without posting.

AND you're missus:p is back also.......did you see her excuses about that Taiwan friend. I'd say Queen Juliana has spent the week in the blacksmiths forging an extra-strong set of manacles to enslave that new man in her life.
I hope she leaves him enough food to keep himself alive over the Christmas when she goes home on holidays. LOL

(Hope she sees that)

[sligoman]

So Hamish, good win for your West Ham today ha?:confused:.

:p.

EDIT: Just remembered that Newcastle are Bubbles team which makes it even worse for you Ham,lol

[hamish]

So Hamish, good win for your West Ham today ha?:confused:.



EDIT: Just remembered that Newcastle are Bubbles team which makes it even worse for you Ham,lol

Yeah fcuk it.....The Irons are a b@stards to follow - always were. They get your confidence up then...wham.......slip up again. What makes it more irritating is that they were the better side on the day.:mad:
Bubbles team won, brother in law's team won (Man. City) and Shakedown's team won (Liverpool) - everyone's except mine.

Luckily Bubbles was at a works Christmas party and wasn't around to take the p!ss - no doubt she'll remember tomorrow.:rolleyes:

Y'know if I supported Barcelona - they'd probably lose too.

[sligoman]

and Shakedown's team won (Liverpool) - everyone's except mine.No no Hamish, Pool lost today;). That right dfx?:confused:, lol.

[Maz]

Michael Ferrante (http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4451/michaelferrante13mk.jpg)

Dallas Sartz (http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6663/dallassartz14at.jpg)

Santa 1 (http://rjr10036.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/58.jpg)

Santa 2 (http://rjr10036.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/photosanta.jpg)

Kristoff Zammitt (http://www.jurgita.com/images_new/models/M/portfolio-picture/w448xh478/Kristoff-Zammit-21471-6.jpg)

[hamish]

No no Hamish, Pool lost today;). That right dfx? lol.

TBF - I thought they were robbed with that late goal disallowed. They pratiically lived in Sao Paul's half and missed a fair few chances.

Jsysus, the Shakedown nearly put his foot through the telly, the language of him.:eek: :D

BTW Sligoman, heard the proposed name for Liverpool's (when it's built) stadium

Not so much Nou Camp as

Nou Calm Down, Calm Down

Geddit???

[strangeirish]

Nice cap!!!!

[hamish]

Nice cap!!!!

More quality from the Harem-meister.
You really do spoil us.
It's always Christmas in Tottyland with the bould strangeirish.:D

Happy Christmas, amigo.:D

Given all the hard work you'll be doing in the kitchen over the Christmas, baking and icing the cake, roasting and stuffing the turkey and all here's a nice romantic video for you

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/170-kitchen-love.htm

[strangeirish]

More quality from the Harem-meister.
You really do spoil us.
It's always Christmas in Tottyland with the bould strangeirish.:D

Happy Christmas, amigo.:D

Given all the hard work you'll be doing in the kitchen over the Christmas, baking and icing the cake, roasting and stuffing the turkey and all here's a nice romantic video for you

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/170-kitchen-love.htm

And a very happy Christmas to you and your family. The one in the video has a pretty hot ass! :D

[hamish]

You wanna hot asses? I givea you hot asses.:D

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_11.html


I meant to mention in my greeting your family too strangeirish but Happy Christmas to you and your harem doesn't quite sound right. So happy christmas to you and all belong to you. Hows that sound??

You will do some work in the kitchen now, won't you?? Don't leave all the slogging to the women. (That's bound to bring a smart assed reply)


Oh maaaaaan, have a gawk at these:eek:
http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_65.html

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_63.html

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_60.html

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_59.html

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_52.html

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass_36.html


Ah, it's Christmas, have them all

http://glam0ur.com/gals/hot_asses/hot_ass.html

With all those posteriors up close and personal, hope they're is no such such thing as a cyber-fart.lol

[strangeirish]

You will do some work in the kitchen now, won't you?? Don't leave all the slogging to the women. (That's bound to bring a smart assed reply)


Now that the work in the kitchen is done, time to relax. (http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/page.cgi/snow-job) :D

[Pauro 76]

how about babes in music? Saw the Subways supporting Stereophonics recently, their guitarist aint too shabby!

http://www.id-photo.co.uk/images/bands/The%20Subways.jpg

If your talking babes in music, Amy Lee from Evanesence, Charlotte from Ash and Cheryl from Girls Aloud get the vote!

[hamish]

how about babes in music? Saw the Subways supporting Stereophonics recently, their guitarist aint too shabby!

http://www.id-photo.co.uk/images/bands/The%20Subways.jpg

If your talking babes in music, Amy Lee from Evanesence, Charlotte from Ash and Cheryl from Girls Aloud get the vote!

Yeah Pauro - I posted another all girl band The Like a few posts back. Thems hot allright.

Don't forget Tarja Turunen, ex of Nightwish

http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tarjaturunen.com/images/promo/2005/TARJA_05_0121_lores.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tarjaturunen.com/fi/promo.html&h=500&w=375&sz=49&tbnid=Ve8c8__yb6kJ:&tbnh=127&tbnw=95&hl=en&start=20&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtarja%2Bturunen%2Bpictures%26svnum%3D 10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

[sligoman]

http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/170-kitchen-love.htmClass Hamish. Hot ass indeed SI:D.

[aido_b]

Yeah Pauro - I posted another all girl band The Like a few posts back. Thems hot allright.

Don't forget Tarja Turunen, ex of Nightwish

http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tarjaturunen.com/images/promo/2005/TARJA_05_0121_lores.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tarjaturunen.com/fi/promo.html&h=500&w=375&sz=49&tbnid=Ve8c8__yb6kJ:&tbnh=127&tbnw=95&hl=en&start=20&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtarja%2Bturunen%2Bpictures%26svnum%3D 10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Jaysus Hamish ... aido_b here! you're like a hot chick encyclopedia ya know that! good work!

[hamish]

Now that the work in the kitchen is done, time to relax. (http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/page.cgi/snow-job) :D

LOL - can you just imagine the scenario when the blokes (presumably) were making that snow scene??

Imagine some auld neighbours coming along and looking at it.:D

http://lookon.pl/data/media/6/Snow_Car_Sex.jpg

http://www.reddevel.com/blog/Snow-Sex.jpg

http://www.chinanews.cn/news/2005/2005-12-17/16003.html

[Dazzy]

http://lookon.pl/data/media/6/Snow_Car_Sex.jpg

That was one damn cold night! They would have to drive round town (very slowly) to offend some people! Maybe even pull up beside the odd church :eek:

[sligoman]

Lucky statue (http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/r/winonaryder/photos/winona-ryder-006.jpg):D.

[Dazzy]

Lucky statue (http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/r/winonaryder/photos/winona-ryder-006.jpg):D.

And shortly after the picture was taken the statue was......am shoplifted!:eek:

[hamish]

..............snigger.................:p :D

Sligo's entry for the Miss Ireland competition.

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/Angel/irish-escort.html

[Green Tribe]

For anyone that might care (sligoman), I drew my rugby match in Sligo Grammar last Wednesday 19-19.

Our full back made 2 conversions that Jonny Wilkinson would be proud of, both on the touch line.

Only downer is that I have damaged ligaments in my left knee and am out of action for a good while.:(

Would you like me to work some physio on your ligaments...?:D :D

[strangeirish]

Would you like me to work some physio on your ligaments...?:D :D

Are ya pulling his leg or whah? :D

*Runs off to supress impure thought's*

Oh, and happy Christmas GT.

[hamish]

Would you like me to work some physio on your ligaments...?

Jaysus, even under age fellas are now in danger.:eek:

Will someone control that woman??:p :D

Happy Christmas, O Queen of all of us. Have a great Yuletide and Happy New Year.

[Green Tribe]

Are ya pulling his leg or whah? :D

*Runs off to supress impure thought's*

Oh, and happy Christmas GT.

happy christmas strangeirish across the atlantic! :D I'll be online til wednesday night, then i'll say my christmas farewells!

[Green Tribe]

Jaysus, even under age fellas are now in danger.

Will someone control that woman??:p

Happy Christmas, O Queen of all of us. Have a great Yuletide and Happy New Year.

ssshh hamish he doesn't like people talking about his age sshh! :eek:

happy christmas hamish, have a great time, i know u love xmas, so have fun... :D

[hamish]

ssshh hamish he doesn't like people talking about his age sshh!

happy christmas hamish, have a great time, i know u love xmas, so have fun...

You too dahling:eek:

oooops forgot about de Town...........sorry de Town.......no offence meant.:o
Wish I was as mature as de Town when I was his age.

[Green Tribe]

Must get the windows cleaned too... (http://oblogdozpl.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/pariswindowcleaningnaked2.jpg)
Fancy some red wine? (http://www.jeffbrewster.net/figleaf/jpgs/Gallery/nudes/Males/Brooks-wine.htm)
sssssshhh, don't wake him! (http://www.jeffbrewster.net/figleaf/jpgs/Gallery/nudes/Males/Bed.htm)
Imagine finding this under the tree on Christmas morn....wow (http://paris.typepad.com/ohlalaparis/2005/01/raul_olivo_lati.html) slobber, drool, slabber....:D

NICE!!!!!

[strangeirish]

Hey guys, tell me if this link (http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?userphoto=0&image=11391644&thispage=2) is working or not. If not, let me know what it says when you click on it.

Cheers,

Strangeirish

[hamish]

Hey guys, tell me if this link (http://photos.jacksonville.com/mycapture/enlarge.asp?userphoto=0&image=11391644&thispage=2) is working or not. If not, let me know what it says when you click on it.

Cheers,

Strangeirish

Same as before, I'm afraid.:(

Registration, username etc required.:D

No worries, amigo, you always come through in the end.:)

[Gerrit]

..............snigger.................

Sligo's entry for the Miss Ireland competition.

http://www.escort-ireland.com/488/Angel/irish-escort.html

That page is full of terms completely unknown by me: "facial", "deep throat" (that sounds nasty whatever it may be :eek: ), "GFE", "CIM", "A", "OWO", "hard sports".

This is very un-immigrant friendly. Think of poor non-native speakers (like me) who cannot even go to a brothel without needing a dictionary :confused: What do all those slang terms mean?!

I know what "watersports" are though, but it sounds too expensive :o

[strangeirish]

Same as before, I'm afraid.:(

Registration, username etc required.:D

No worries, amigo, you always come through in the end.

Ah well. Thanks anyway 'Hamish. Shame, some good totty in there this week :mad:

Have to go to plan B.

[strangeirish]

I'll teach those jokers to mess with my totty. Whadya think Sirhamish?

[strangeirish]

Yeh, here we go. One for you, the rest for me!:D

[hamish]

That page is full of terms completely unknown by me: "facial", "deep throat" (that sounds nasty whatever it may be "GFE", "CIM", "A", "OWO", "hard sports".

This is very un-immigrant friendly. Think of poor non-native speakers (like me) who cannot even go to a brothel without needing a dictionary What do all those slang terms mean?!

I know what "watersports" are though, but it sounds too expensive

Sending you a list of explanations.............heh heh.:D

Bet you know what they mean. LOL:D

Professor Hamish:D

[Gerrit]

Honestly I don't know! I have an idea of what "deep throat" could mean, but I sincerely hope for the girl I have it wrong :eek:

[hamish]

Honestly I don't know! I have an idea of what "deep throat" could mean, but I sincerely hope for the girl I have it wrong

Don't worry, amigo, sent you two posts a few minutes ago with all you need to know.........much of it on what I learned when I was younger and........eh........."active" - although I didn't have a harem like strangeirish. LOL:D

http://www.domai.com/

Great posts BTW strangeirish - two fine ladies. You really do spoil us, y'know.:D

[hamish]

I hope the lady tottypersons miss out on the past few posts:eek: :o :D

http://www.domai.com/pics/big/oct2005/nicola-1937z.jpg

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1765/ruby-beach-wildlife-49

[strangeirish]

I hope the lady tottypersons miss out on the past few posts
http://www.domai.com/pics/big/oct2005/nicola-1937z.jpg


Dah burd der is a nice roide!
Ah yes, the Totty Posse strikes again Sirhamish......:D

[hamish]

Dah burd der is a nice roide!
Ah yes, the Totty Posse strikes again Sirhamish......:D

LOL - well she's either been rolling on the beach or farted a lot of muesli.

http://www.elena-w.de/

Some German bird and with music too.:D

Click on "gallery" - loads of nice Tuetonic Totty.

[Pauro 76]

Yeah Pauro - I posted another all girl band The Like a few posts back. Thems hot allright.

Don't forget Tarja Turunen, ex of Nightwish

http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tarjaturunen.com/images/promo/2005/TARJA_05_0121_lores.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tarjaturunen.com/fi/promo.html&h=500&w=375&sz=49&tbnid=Ve8c8__yb6kJ:&tbnh=127&tbnw=95&hl=en&start=20&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtarja%2Bturunen%2Bpictures%26svnum%3D 10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Nice!!!! Heard they sacked her as their singer. Are they insane?

[hamish]

Nice!!!! Heard they sacked her as their singer. Are they insane?

http://xoomer.virgilio.it/elvenpath/Downloads/wp_nightwish02.jpg

Good point Pauro. I think she started to become a Diva after she got married. Y'know, separate flights going to gigs 'n' all. Check this out - it's from their website

Dear Tarja,
It`s time to choose whether the story of Nightwish ends here or whether it will still continue an undetermined period of time. We`ve been working with this creation for 9 years and we are not ready to give up yet. Nightwish is a way of life, something to live for, and we`re certain we can`t let it go.

Equally certain is the fact that we cannot go on with you and Marcelo any longer. During the last year something sad happened, which I`ve been going over in my head every single day, morning and night. Your attitude and behavior don`t go with Nightwish anymore. There are characteristics I would never have believed to see in my old dear friend.
People who don`t talk with each other for a year do not belong in the same band.

We are involved in an industry where the business-side of things is a necessary evil and something to worry about all the time. We are also a band which has always done music from the heart, because of friendship and the music itself. The mental satisfaction should always be more important than money! Nightwish is a band, it`s an emotion.
To you, unfortunately, business, money, and things that have nothing to do with those emotions have become much more important. You feel that you have sacrificed yourself and your musical career for Nightwish, rather than thinking what it has given to you.
This attitude was clearly shown to me in the two things you said to me in an airplane in Toronto: ”I don`t need Nightwish anymore.” and ”Remember, Tuomas, that I could leave this band at any time, giving you only one day`s warning in advance”.
I can`t simply write any more songs for you to sing.

You have said yourself that you are merely a ”guest musician” in Nightwish. Now that visit ends and we will continue Nightwish with a new female vocalist.
We`re sure this is an equally big relief to you as it is for us. We have all been feeling bad long enough.

You told us that no matter what, the next Nightwish album will be your last one. However, the rest of us want to continue as long as the fire burns. So there`s no sense in doing that next album with you, either.
The four of us have been going over this situation countless times and we have realized that this is the thing we want to do in life. It´s all we can do. In December 2004, in Germany, you said that you will never tour again for more than two weeks at a time. You also said that we can forget about U.S. and Australia because the fees and the sizes of venues are too small.

In interviews I`ve mentioned that if Tarja leaves, that would be the end of the band. I understand that people will think this way. Nightwish is, however, a scenery of my soul and I`m not ready to let go because of one person. A person who wants to focus her creativity to somewhere else, a person whose values don`t match mine.

We were never bothered by the fact that you didn`t participate in writing/arranging songs, you never in 9 years came to rehearse the songs with us before going to the studio. Not the fact that while on tour you always wanted to fly, separately from us with your husband. Not the fact that you are an undisputable front image of the band.
We accepted and felt ok about everything except greed, underestimating the fans, and breaking promises. It was agreed by the five of us that Nightwish would be the priority in everything that we do during 2004-2005. Still so many things were more important to you. The ultimate example being the already sold-out show in Oslo, which you wanted to cancel because you needed to rehearse for your solo concerts, meet frieds and go to the movies. Those were the words Marcelo used in an e-mail explaining the cancellation. This being just one example of so many. I couldn`t think of a worse way of being selfish and dismissing our fans.

Nightwish is a way of life and a job with many obligations. To each other and to the fans. With you we can`t take care of those duties anymore.

Deep within we don`t know which one of you drove us to this point. Somehow Marcelo has changed you from the lovely girl you were into a diva, who doesn`t think or act the way she used to. You are too sure of your irreplaceableness and status.

It`s obvious that you blame your stress and misery on us four. And you think we don`t respect or listen to you. Belive us; We have always had the uppermost respect towards you as a wonderful vocalist and as a friend. And very often during the past couple of years the plans were made according to your decisions only. You were always the only one who wanted more money from the shows.
This ”compensation and more money from everything” –attitude is the fact that we are most disappointed of!

We wish that from now on you will listen to your heart instead of Marcelo. Cultural differences combined with greed, opportunism and love is a dangerous combination. Do not wither yourself.

This decision is not something we are especially proud of but you gave us no choice. The gap between us is too wide. And the decision is made by us four unanimously. We are beyond the point where things could be settled by talking.

All the best for your life and career,

Tuomas

Emppu Jukka Marco

Ps. This is an open letter for everybody.


http://strefa.rockmetal.art.pl/ankieta/tarja7.jpg

http://www.trafo.no/media/immortelle/tarja_turunen_by_msfrost_large.jpg

http://segfault.distro.cl/nightwish.jpg

She's not a ravishing beauty or anything,Pauro, but she has that "bould" look on her face, kinda Nordic, ice-goddess look about her that I find a real turn on.:D

Here's her reply BTW from her website......third down in Latest News. 28th October.
http://www.tarjaturunen.com/en/news.html

[Gerrit]

Don't worry, amigo, sent you two posts a few minutes ago with all you need to know.........much of it on what I learned when I was younger and........eh........."active" - although I didn't have a harem like strangeirish. LOL

http://www.domai.com/

Great posts BTW strangeirish - two fine ladies. You really do spoil us, y'know.:D

Most educative PM I will ever have received on a forum that was :D

The girl from Sligo does A and OWC... How far is Sligo from Belfast? :D

[hamish]

Most educative PM I will ever have received on a forum that was

The girl from Sligo does A and OWC... How far is Sligo from Belfast?

Hope Green Tribe doesn't notice all that Gerrit - she already thinks I'm a dirty old man and pervert.:eek: :D

And all because I post pictures like these

http://www.suitsyouswimwear.com/images/bikini/116crystal5.jpg

http://www.suitsyouswimwear.com/images/bikini/111black5.jpg

:D