The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[Magicme]

What happened to our Funtimes that were supposedly today?

oooops....

[Eminence Grise]

They'll be a BATch of those sorta jokes coming along I'd say...

That's because people on this site have a wicket sense of humour. Don't know why: it stumps me! Still, as long as they include a few petit fours, we'll all be happy!

[SkStu]

all these puns are making me googly.

[theworm2345]

oooops....
Had a "subliminal" comeback for this (inspired by a certain Burnley fan's indiscretion), but it may be a bit over the top for foot.ie :o

[Magicme]

Had a "subliminal" comeback for this (inspired by a certain Burnley fan's indiscretion), but it may be a bit over the top for foot.ie :o

PM me.

[Schumi]

all these puns are making me googly.

Lots of them are wrong 'uns.

[SkStu]

Lots of them are wrong 'uns.

howzat?

[thischarmingman]

Let's hope no-one pays the 'penalty' for these ridiculous puns- that should be our main 'goal' before we get ourselves into a 'corner.'



Wait a minute...

[sligoman]

Tomorrow it's back...COME ON ROVERS!

[brendy_éire]

Really looking forward to this now.
And we even have our Beloved Leader, Mr John Delaney, paying a wee visit to the social club before the match. :D

[bennocelt]

Really looking forward to this now.
And we even have our Beloved Leader, Mr John Delaney, paying a wee visit to the social club before the match. :D

Deck him? Please:)

[Magicme]

I dont do the old sleep lark very well recently and last night was particularly bad, was after 3 when got to snooze off and had a nitemare at about 4.30 and couldnt get back to sleep til after 5. Unfortunately had to do an early school run (youngest was heading to Cork to sing in some choir comp) and collect my dad off airport bus so was up from just after 7 so only a few hours of shut eye was had. Now I am absolutely shattered and feel like I could fall asleep standing up, but I cant go to bed as I have to collect said youngest off bus from Cork at about 3.30 in the morn. So if I am not on here or facebook tomorrow, dont panic, I am not dead, I am just sleeping.

[Magicme]

I looked HOT tonight. Dam him anyways, Tallaghfornia Rovers git.

[theworm2345]

I looked HOT tonight. Dam him anyways, Tallaghfornia Rovers git.
Got any pics? :p

[Magicme]

I do.

[horton]

Woke up this morning to find I got this email:

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

This is to notify you that approval had been given to the release of your fund (In sum of US$5Million) which is now in our custody. Meanwhile, after due vetting and evaluation of your file that was sent to this Bank by the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES (E.C.O. W.A.S) in conjunction with the MINISTRY OF FINANCE, this Bank has an instruction to see to the immediate release of the sum of (US$5Million) of your claim that has been withheld since it was transferred into your Bank Account from their Domiciliary Account with this Bank.

Your (US$5Million) will reflect in your designated bank account within five Bank working days.

Finally, you are advice to re-confirm these to us, your Name, contact address, Occupation, Telephone and Fax Number for easy communication.

Thanks.

PAUL BROWN
Head, Assigned payment officer
National Investigation Commission
Abuja branch
Email:paulbrown011@hotmail.com




Disclaimer:
We advise that you stop further communication with any correspondence from anywhere concerning your fund, as this Bank will not be liable to any misrepresentation.

Now, how do ye's think I spend my new found wealth?!

[SkStu]

I say scam - the :p is a giveaway.

[Wolfie]

Well, my virtual compadre's - I've had an eventful couple of weeks.

I am now the proud parent of 3 boys. My wife recently gave birth to twin boys. Absolutely delighted.

After much deliberation, we have decided to not use the foot.ie endorsed naming combo of "Romulus and Remus".

[Mr A]

Boooooooooooooooo!

[Wolfie]

Boooooooooooooooo!

Afraid so. We took the safer option of "Hercules and Zeus".

[Mr A]

Nice.

In that case, heartiest congratulations.

Hopefully neither one is ginger.

[stann]

I am now the proud parent of 3 boys. My wife recently gave birth to twin boys. Absolutely delighted.
After much deliberation, we have decided to not use the foot.ie endorsed naming combo of "Romulus and Remus".
Bitey and Fang?! It must be, then, surely?! :crossed:

Afraid so. We took the safer option of "Hercules and Zeus".
Aaaahhh!

Congrats Wolfie and Mrs Wolf, delighted for ye! :smile:

[tetsujin1979]

Well, my virtual compadre's - I've had an eventful couple of weeks.

I am now the proud parent of 3 boys. My wife recently gave birth to twin boys. Absolutely delighted.

After much deliberation, we have decided to not use the foot.ie endorsed naming combo of "Romulus and Remus".
Congratulations Wolfie, and to Mrs Wolfie
If it's anyway possible, could you raise them both to play in defence, and kick with their left foot??

[Wolfie]

Many thanks, folks.

Rest assured, all of my 3 children will be raised to love the game of football that only allows the use of 2 limbs and will be encouraged to kick with both feet.

Secondly, rest easy - Mr A - I can confirm that the Wolfie houshold is indeed a Ginger free zone.

[Mr A]

Phew.

Because ginger kids called Zeus and Hercules would get flipping battered at school.

[The Fly]

Afraid so. We took the safer option of "Hercules and Zeus".

Hercules might get a bit confused if his brother is also his father.

[pineapple stu]

Would you not have named one Oedipus? Or is that just tempting fate?

[thischarmingman]

Would you not have named one Oedipus? Or is that just tempting fate?

Is Fate his wife's name?

[Wolfie]

Hercules might get a bit confused if his brother is also his father.


Would you not have named one Oedipus? Or is that just tempting fate?


Is Fate his wife's name?


Oh dear. Damn Greek mythology. I forgot all of those feckers were all related to each other some way or another.

How'd I walk myself into that one????????

We'd best step away from the zany names thing, now. Sleep deprivation has reduced me to a disorientated, emotional wreck.

[the 12 th man]

Would you not have named one Oedipus? Or is that just tempting fate?


Way too complex..

[Wolfie]

I dont do the old sleep lark very well recently and last night was particularly bad, was after 3 when got to snooze off and had a nitemare at about 4.30 and couldnt get back to sleep til after 5. Unfortunately had to do an early school run (youngest was heading to Cork to sing in some choir comp) and collect my dad off airport bus so was up from just after 7 so only a few hours of shut eye was had. Now I am absolutely shattered and feel like I could fall asleep standing up, but I cant go to bed as I have to collect said youngest off bus from Cork at about 3.30 in the morn. So if I am not on here or facebook tomorrow, dont panic, I am not dead, I am just sleeping.

I've a bit of an insight into the whole sleep deprivation thing at the moment, Magicme.

Its a bloody nightmare (or technically not, in this case).

[Magicme]

Yeah its been driving me mad. It has gotten worse. Last night it was after 4 when got to sleep, woke with nightmare at 4.30ish and couldnt get back to sleep til near 6 and then had to get up at 7.30ish. Shattered now.

[horton]

The other day I got the usual BS nigerian scam email. Thought I'd reply to see if I could get a good yarn from them about the turmoils of some african regime and how I'm the only hope for this money and whatever. Numpties wouldn't even play ball. Just sent me an email asking for account names/numbers and mothers maiden name. I got the same email sent every few hours until I blocked it. I'm a bit disappointed, if your gonna try screw someone out of their bank details, have a little foreplay before ya get down to business!

Oh and I've noticed now any Youtube account is useless until you link it to a Google account. Why?! I know it'd only take a few minutes to make one, but if I have no need for one why can't I continue to use ye olde Hotmail.:mad:

[thischarmingman]

This thread (http://foot.ie/threads/127971-I-ve-lost-faith-in-Ireland.) is a great read.

[pineapple stu]

There's a poster called Vermicious Knid?! Excellent! We need to get them back posting.

[the 12 th man]

There's a poster called Vermicious Knid?! Excellent! We need to get them back posting.

But then you'd scare off Whangdoodle & Snozwanger?:D

[Wolfie]

But then you'd scare off Whangdoodle & Snozwanger?:D

I think my search for my sons names could be over. :D

[the 12 th man]

I think my search for my sons names could be over. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw_R9SS3kQ8

If you check from 1 minute onwards you might get a few more Wolfie.:)

[sean r]

say anything thats on my mind??? ok DRINK,FECK,ARSE,GIRLS!! good ol father jack!!

[Sullivinho]

Well, my virtual compadre's - I've had an eventful couple of weeks.

I am now the proud parent of 3 boys. My wife recently gave birth to twin boys. Absolutely delighted.

After much deliberation, we have decided to not use the foot.ie endorsed naming combo of "Romulus and Remus".

Congratulations Wolfie!

Names? Spare a thought for Dick Butkus, Lucious Pusey and co. (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/615829-50-sports-names-that-make-us-giggle)

[theworm2345]

Congratulations Wolfie!

Names? Spare a thought for Dick Butkus, Lucious Pusey and co. (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/615829-50-sports-names-that-make-us-giggle)
Dick Butkus would kick Thor, Hercules, or any other of the previous names mentioned ass...that guy is tough as nails.

[Magicme]

Im assuming you all knew that yesterday was "Steak and BJ" Day and all got yours?

[theworm2345]

Im assuming you all knew that yesterday was "Steak and BJ" Day and all got yours?
Foul woman, it figures you'd wait until 25 minutes after the day is over to tell us. Well the jokes on you, its only 8:17 here and, though I've eaten dinner, who really needs the steak part?

[Magicme]

Well go get ur desert then boy! :D

[Magicme]

Mr Eminence Griese, I am hoping you make me a rich lady today. Saw a horse with your name (great book btw) and lumped my hopes and dreams (more commonly known as a fiver) on ya at 20/1. G'wan ya good thing!

[Eminence Grise]

Mr Eminence Griese, I am hoping you make me a rich lady today. Saw a horse with your name (great book btw) and lumped my hopes and dreams (more commonly known as a fiver) on ya at 20/1. G'wan ya good thing!

What, Kevin? Strange name for a horse....

Hope he's a better runner than his namesake for your sake!!

[Magicme]

Ha ha, actually would have chosen a horse called Kevin coz my biggest ever win was on Hardy Eustace whom I chose coz of my ex bf whose name was Kevin Hardy and he was useless so it sounded like that. Was the first year he won and I collected about 200 quid for my 5euro bet. :D

[PartySaint]

Im assuming you all knew that yesterday was "Steak and BJ" Day and all got yours?

I'd say Roddy is loving Monaghan

[Magicme]

Am sure he is but not for that!!

So EG are you ready to run your fastest for me boy?

[Eminence Grise]

What time am I on, Magicme? Go easy on the whip, mind!

BTW, I thought it was Steak and BS day for Roddy... just like every day.