The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[Bluebeard]

Stay away from me, you unhealthy lot.

And take loads of fluids orally in the meantime.

[Magicme]

I'm not unhealthy as such.....just confined to the sofa for 2 weeks. :-(

[SkStu]

F off u booger *****s.

http://www.sojones.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/The-Boogers.JPG

[osarusan]

I walked up Cruises street in Limerick today and three chuggers in a row took a look at me out of the corner of their eye and decided I wasn't the kind of person who would: a) suffer their pathetic sob stories, or b) have any money to give them.

Either way, nice.

[Dunny]

In the Crowne Plaza tonight for a bit to eat, GF goes "great place for a wedding wouldnt it?"

Ehhhh

[tetsujin1979]

In the Crowne Plaza tonight for a bit to eat, GF goes "great place for a wedding wouldnt it?"

Ehhhh
my mate's missus used to make a comment whenever a furniture ad came on the telly in the pub along the lines of "would you think about buying that, if you had a house"
now it's "when we buy a house, we should get that"

[Magicme]

In the Crowne Plaza tonight for a bit to eat, GF goes "great place for a wedding wouldnt it?"

Ehhhh

Do it do it do it.....my life is so dull I can live vicariously through you....or just turn up in my mons jersey and ruin your photos.:-D

[passinginterest]

Anyone see the Metro this morning? Our very own Mr A prominent in the lead story ;)

[pineapple stu]

Saw that. Dirty boy!

[Mr A]

Hmmm. This isn't going to be good is it?

[passinginterest]

Hmmm. This isn't going to be good is it?

To quote from said article:

Pauline Stone worked at a petrol forecourt in Ballyshannon, Co Donegal where she was subjected to constant inappropriate sexual remarks and physical contact at the hands of Mr A

[Magicme]

What's it about....dish the dirt boys! Have you a link to it?

[pineapple stu]

1710

Copy from the paper.

[Wolfie]

What sort of society do we have when a foot.ie stallwart can't even request that his relic gets rubbed??

All this fuss over a medal - Shocking.

[Schumi]

the... boss claimed 'rub of the relic' referred to a miraculous medal a staff member brought back from Lourdes, but the Tribunal rejected this, knowing it to be a 'colloquial reference to masturbation'.The funniest newspaper quote in ages. :)

[thischarmingman]

Quality.

[Bluebeard]

In light of this slight rebuff, Cool Dog has some advice for those with unrubbed relics.

http://memegenerator.net/Cool-Dog/ImageMacro/1411443/Cool-Dog-Jack-off-Its-her-loss.jpg

I also thought that excuse of "Steadying her" was choice too.

[Mr A]

Clearly a different Mr A.

I'm not nearly such a smooth talker.

[Dunny]

Anyone ele having problems with Youtube??

EDIT; Working now.

[Magicme]

Christmas cards written, some presents bought, figured out where 24 people are going to sleep in my parents house Christmas night and the boys have written their Christmas lists which include Jesus and Judas action figures, a banana sandwich, various weapons and a magic invisible exploding car. Ummm seems I'm not the only crazy in my house.

[MMVIII]

The absolute state of college. State of assignments too. State of *****s coming home at 4 in the morning tank drunk when I'm trying to get work done? How dare they.

[Lev Yashin]

The absolute state of college. State of assignments too. State of *****s coming home at 4 in the morning tank drunk when I'm trying to get work done? How dare they.

Wait...Students drinking?

SHOCKING!

[Magicme]

Sooo happy...who would have thought my ex hubby could still bring me joy. He gave me 2 amazing sons and now one of his dog's puppies! :-D. Can't wait to get it.

[juan]

First man flu of the winter season :(

[dfx-]

Nothing crazy about a banana sandwich, MM


First man flu of the winter season :(

Ouch, best stay indoors and stop it from spreading..take a few days off...

[Magicme]

6 frickin more years in this town. Somebody kill me now.

[osarusan]

First man flu of the winter season :(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE&feature=related

[GUFCghost]

Kaloka!

[Magicme]

My new baby is here! Cool dog has a rival for the title in the form of Ernie Watson.:-)

[tetsujin1979]

David Ginola to Northern Ireland's Colin Murray on being a foreign pundit on MOTD2 - "But you are foreign too!"

[Dunny]

Ernie Watson.:-)

Jaysus.

[Magicme]

He chose it himself. We wrote the 3 names we were considering on pieces of paper and put treats on them all and he ate off ernie and watson. Ernie is short for ernesto after che guevara and Watson is coz he will be my sidekick!

[SkStu]

congrats to MagicMe on her new baby.

[Magicme]

It really feels like a new baby on the house. It's lovely.

[BonnieShels]

Congratulations.
Kinda ruined my expletive ridden rant I had.

[Magicme]

Congratulations.
Kinda ruined my expletive ridden rant I had.

Eh? At me?

[juan]

Eh? At me?
At babies.

[horton]

Does this thread also double up for rants? Just been told to "F### off back to Ireland" by one of Englands brave police horseriders. Not my bloody fault I got caught up in the student protests, was merely trying to get home from town - because of the stupid road closures the buses were out of action. Would have loved to cuss him back, but try that with a copper and you'll only end up in cuffs. It was interesting to see that most of them had covered up their badge numbers- surely thats illegal? and didn't they rule out the use of kettling? Laughed when I heard people shouting at them "your jobs are being cut to".

Rant over.

[Stevo Da Gull]

I'm not a hater of the police, I am extremely grateful for a lot of what they do, but you probably shouldn't seriously ask whether or not they were doing something illegal. Police breaking the law is about as shocking as finding a dvd left in the dvd player.

[BonnieShels]

Eh? At me?


It was at FF. It always is. Sigh.

Was ready for another rant but this stopped me. Your baby has a mystical rant ceasing power! Evil. :P

I jest. Of course.

[BonnieShels]

Ah **** it. My brain is so close to exploding at those thick ***** in FF that I am absolutely gutted I won't be here on Saturday for the protests. If those refs go on strike in Ecosse I'll flip the ****ing lid. *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****! *****!

Aw! That's bass.

[SkStu]

I'm not a hater of the police, I am extremely grateful for a lot of what they do do do, da, da, da, but you probably shouldn't seriously ask whether or not they were doing something illegal. Police breaking the law is about as shocking as finding a dvd left in the dvd player.

fixed.

[passinginterest]

Email doing the rounds this morning;

What they forgot to publish is that TDs pay is to be cut by 50%,all Ministerial & Bankers Pensions are to be cancelled with immediate effect;Ministerial Transport will no longer be paid for by the State & all TDs & Bankers will be subject to a property tax of 45% of their real property,whether owned in their own name or that of their spouse..

Carlsberg don’t do political press releases,but……

[Bray-Z]

Barcelona aren't half bad.

[Magicme]

Gonna cry if can't get to Belfast to The Drums gig tonight. It was my birthday present from my sister and have been looking forward to it for ages.:-(

[tetsujin1979]

have tickets to the Two Door Cinema Club gig next week in Tripod, but I've been given a ticket to the Tron: Legacy premier (with Olivia Wilde rumoured to attend) on the same night.

What to do, what to do?

[Mr A]

I have no idea what either of those are, but I'm pretty sure you should burn stuff.

[Magicme]

Cue crying.:-(

[dfx-]

Curse of the weather?

Barcelona are aren't even three-quarters bad

[atfconline]

It's winter time!! :D