View Full Version : The say anything, what's on your mind thread
First
24/08/2009, 11:05 AM
Sh!te. I lost a fiver last night while up in Sligo while paying attention to another bored and utterly unsatisfied housewife.;)
Was she bored and utterly unsatisfied prior to your attention or after.
First
24/08/2009, 11:05 AM
Stupid bloody keys, Im being all good getting up early to go and plan stuff and I cant find the bloody keys to get into the school.
Argghhhhh
Break a window
micls
24/08/2009, 11:06 AM
Break a window
It's on the second floor or a business park, the doors are fairly hefty and the only windows to break are two tiny ones that I wouldn't fit through....
First
24/08/2009, 11:11 AM
It's on the second floor or a business park, the doors are fairly hefty and the only windows to break are two tiny ones that I wouldn't fit through....
Can anyone else help here , I am all out of ideas
Hairy Bowsie
24/08/2009, 11:20 AM
Rob a digger from a nearby building site and break part of the wall. I hear the bit of wall near an ATM is easiesy to break. Oh and let me know when you're doing it.
brianw82
24/08/2009, 11:36 AM
Throw water at the door. The veneer might peel a bit.
Mayo Red
24/08/2009, 11:55 AM
Throw water at the door. The veneer might peel a bit.
No need, it's probably pi$$ing rain anyways!!
Bluebeard
24/08/2009, 12:00 PM
Was she bored and utterly unsatisfied prior to your attention or after.
From what I recall, during. I however had 45 of the best seconds of my life!
I however had 45 of the best seconds of my life!
Bloody show-off!! :p
Wolfie
25/08/2009, 1:27 PM
Very Happy Birthday to foot.ie poster "2leggedtackle" who is 107 today!!
brianw82
25/08/2009, 2:07 PM
Very Happy Birthday to foot.ie poster "2leggedtackle" who is 107 today!!
Happy Birthday, Paul!
Very Happy Birthday to foot.ie poster "2leggedtackle" who is 107 today!!
You should see him playing football , he is slow even for a 107 year old.
Umberside
25/08/2009, 2:47 PM
You should see him playing football , he is slow even for a 107 year old.
He'd be a good goalkeeper :)
tiktok
25/08/2009, 8:52 PM
The rose of Tralee is awful.
Not helped by the fact that my mom keeps telling me I'm the bulb off Ray D'Arcy.
Bluebeard
25/08/2009, 8:59 PM
The rose of Tralee is awful.
Not helped by the fact that my mom keeps telling me I'm the bulb off Ray D'Arcy.
Hmm. Well she should know.
Or at least have it down to fifteen or twenty suspects...
Umberside
25/08/2009, 9:01 PM
The rose of Tralee is awful.
Not helped by the fact that my mom keeps telling me I'm the bulb off Ray D'Arcy.
Even for a Corkman I've never heard that expression.
Magicme
26/08/2009, 10:23 AM
My mum's cousin's daughter is the New York Rose! Havent seen it myself coz am in UK. Brighton is fun! Sunburn and stony beaches.
The rose of Tralee is awful.
Not helped by the fact that my mom keeps telling me I'm the bulb off Ray D'Arcy.
shut it D'Arcy:p
Umberside
26/08/2009, 4:06 PM
Why are there so many Stus here? There's Aberdonian Stu, pineapple stu, and SkStu to name a few...
Bluebeard
26/08/2009, 4:18 PM
Why are there so many Stus here? There's Aberdonian Stu, pineapple stu, and SkStu to name a few...
It's because they were rubbish at football from before birth, and consequently, when their respective football following parents were trying to name them, they thought of the one position that they passably fill on match day.
John83
26/08/2009, 4:25 PM
Why are there so many Stus here? There's Aberdonian Stu, pineapple stu, and SkStu to name a few...
Foot.ie likes to provide a representative selection of the cuisine offered around the country.
passinginterest
26/08/2009, 6:22 PM
I don't recommend falling knee first onto an opponents studs, third night in a row with my knee on ice after hobbling around for the day :(
The rose of Tralee is awful.
Not helped by the fact that my mom keeps telling me I'm the bulb off Ray D'Arcy.
Now that you mention it......
Umberside
26/08/2009, 6:37 PM
I don't recommend falling knee first onto an opponents studs, third night in a row with my knee on ice after hobbling around for the day :(
Hope you make a full recovery ;)
I don't recommend falling knee first onto an opponents studs, third night in a row with my knee on ice after hobbling around for the day :(
Falling on an opponents studs once , clumsy , twice , unlucky , trice , you should check your inner ears you may have a balance problem:)
sligoman
27/08/2009, 12:07 AM
Falling on your own ankle isn't great either, ow:(.
redtildead
27/08/2009, 12:59 AM
Jumping off a car and breaking your leg is also painful (made more annoying by the fact that i was one day away from full recovery from an operation on cruciate ligament) but twas worth it for the morphene:)
good times..
brianw82
27/08/2009, 8:50 AM
Eduardo is a pr**k
Pauro 76
27/08/2009, 11:29 AM
What happened to The Soccer Store in Georges Street, Dublin? Seems to have closed down...
DmanDmythDledge
27/08/2009, 12:22 PM
What happened to The Soccer Store in Georges Street, Dublin? Seems to have closed down...
Closed a good while ago. Shame, was a great store for all the random stuff that nowhere else had.
Pauro 76
27/08/2009, 12:55 PM
Closed a good while ago. Shame, was a great store for all the random stuff that nowhere else had.
In Dublin for the first time in ages, had a bit of time to kill and was hoping to drop in. Real shame that. They did have some rare oddities in there and the odd LoI kit too. Sad to see it go.
sligoman
27/08/2009, 1:22 PM
Can't believe the FAI online shop sells the England jersey & some Premiership jersies:o.
The Betting Man
27/08/2009, 2:29 PM
What happened to The Soccer Store in Georges Street, Dublin? Seems to have closed down...
It is now a pound shop
DeLorean
27/08/2009, 2:34 PM
It is now a pound shop
I thought you were replying to Sligoman's post first, would have been kind of funny!!
Da Real Rover
27/08/2009, 3:41 PM
Closed a good while ago. Shame, was a great store for all the random stuff that nowhere else had.
I loved that store. :(
That arcade across from it is like a street cut right out of galway.
superfrank
27/08/2009, 3:43 PM
Can't believe the FAI online shop sells the England jersey & some Premiership jersies:o.
FAI = Umbro's bitch
Keen2win
27/08/2009, 8:54 PM
Just after finding my wallet that I've been looking for today!
Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Played the first time with the orthotics in tonight, they're just brilliant!
Made some difference too! I'm mediocre now again, woohoo! :D
DmanDmythDledge
27/08/2009, 9:01 PM
Just after finding my wallet that I've been looking for today!
Phewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hate the feeling when you lose your wallet, it's happened to me twice.
First time was after an (sober) away trip to Sligo. Was convinced it was in the car of the person who I got the lift off but he checked and it wasn't there. His girlfriend then found the wallet a number of days later (maybe a week, can't remember) while cleaning his car.
Second time was earlier this year when I was in Galway for the weekend. Got ridiculously smashed on the Saturday night and most of the end of the night was a complete blackout. Vaguely remembered taking my phone and keys out of my jeans pocket before getting into bed. Woke up (still drunk) and there was no wallet (I presumed I had done the same with wallet). So checked my jeans by pressing down on the pockets but felt nothing. Rang phone (it was on silent but still should have heard vibration) and put my head into my bag but heard nothing. Went back to place where I was the night before but nothing had been handed in. Told my Mam I got robbed as I thought that would be better than saying I was ****ing hammered and don't know what happended to it. Randomly decided to ring the phone on the Sunday evening when I was back in Dublin to see what ****er had found it on the side of the street. My back was on my bed (I'd just gotten back home from the train station) and I heard a noise from it. Opened it and the noise got louder. Checked my jeans pocket and there the ****ing thing was.
brendy_éire
28/08/2009, 11:30 AM
I'm apprehensive about Bray tonight.
Did you know that, statistically, the Carlise Grounds is the coldest place on Earth.
Bluebeard
28/08/2009, 11:36 AM
I'm apprehensive about Bray tonight.
Did you know that, statistically, the Carlise Grounds is the coldest place on Earth.
Apparently, when there is no crowd to warm it, it has the same average temperature as one of the moons of Saturn.
And when they were playing Dublin City, slightly less of an atmosphere...
Rovers1
28/08/2009, 11:40 AM
Falling on your own ankle isn't great either, ow:(.
I love falling on other people's ankles though..
Oh yeah!;)
Sheridan
28/08/2009, 12:09 PM
If the cover of the current RTÉ Guide doesn't make you want to stab someone (preferably a rubber-faced gimp called Tubridy) then you're not fully human.
http://dynimg.rte.ie/00028a2b0cdr.jpg
gustavo
28/08/2009, 12:20 PM
I have to admit I am feeling pretty stabby right now so I pass the human test
Umberside
28/08/2009, 12:30 PM
Is 'Rock Me Amadeus' by Falco a load of crap or a masterpiece?
micls
28/08/2009, 12:31 PM
I really should be planning...
Wolfie
28/08/2009, 12:40 PM
If the cover of the current RTÉ Guide doesn't make you want to stab someone (preferably a rubber-faced gimp called Tubridy) then you're not fully human.
http://dynimg.rte.ie/00028a2b0cdr.jpg
Do RTE and indeed Tubridy himself realise its not 1964?
First
28/08/2009, 12:45 PM
Is 'Rock Me Amadeus' by Falco a load of crap or a masterpiece?
A masterpiece of crap
Umberside
28/08/2009, 12:48 PM
A masterpiece of crap
Love the intro but the rest of the song is awful :(
Magicme
28/08/2009, 2:20 PM
Its now stuck in my fecking head. *Kicks 10 colours outta Umberside*
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