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Very sorry to read this, condolences Marty and Pauro. RIP.
tetsujin1979
11/01/2011, 3:14 PM
Have a bit of an ear infection at the moment. Was listening to the Pixies earlier, kept hearing "My Velouria" as "My De Lorean"
Might need to get this check out
Paddyfield
11/01/2011, 5:53 PM
There's no thread called 'Newcastle fan floors Stevengae player after today's match' so I'll just stick this here: http://yfrog.com/n27jxz
Big trouble ahead!
The player used to go out with the hooligan's missus.
Stevo Da Gull
11/01/2011, 8:28 PM
Condolences to Pauro, Martinho and all who were close.
RIP
Wolfie
12/01/2011, 12:35 PM
Have a bit of an ear infection at the moment. Was listening to the Pixies earlier, kept hearing "My Velouria" as "My De Lorean"
Might need to get this check out
If I was a hippy I'd be led to the conclusion that there must have been a lot of positive energy around the Pixies aura yesterday.
There's yourself with an ear infection listening to the Pixies and there was myself puchasing "Complete B Sides" by the Pixies. In the same day. Cosmic, maaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paddyfield
12/01/2011, 6:11 PM
Just when we got rid of "Bank Of Scotland Ireland" , we now have "Nationwide UK Ireland" advertising on the airwaves. The name of this bank is wrong on so many levels. http://www.nationwideuk.ie
Wolfie
13/01/2011, 12:49 PM
If you've some spare time, you should check out - Conjunctivitis.com
It really is a site for sore eyes, let me tell you.
dahamsta
13/01/2011, 2:29 PM
Just when we got rid of "Bank Of Scotland Ireland" , we now have "Nationwide UK Ireland" advertising on the airwaves. The name of this bank is wrong on so many levels. http://www.nationwideuk.ie
It is, but you can understand why they'd want to retain the UK part, with Irish money flooding out of the country to the UK and European banks.
The Fly
13/01/2011, 2:41 PM
What is the most thanked post on foot.ie?
pineapple stu
13/01/2011, 2:45 PM
It could have been that puppy post of Mr A's. But then the thanks got reset.
Bray-Z
13/01/2011, 3:02 PM
What is the most thanked post on foot.ie?
Good question!
The Fly
13/01/2011, 3:06 PM
Good question!
Thanks.
osarusan
13/01/2011, 3:24 PM
Dodge had a post which summed up the Limerick-FAI-Barcelona shambles, which was probably the most I've ever seen for one post.
http://foot.ie/threads/135488-What-the-FAI-thinks-of-progressive-clubs?p=1359806&viewfull=1#post1359806
He had a good one in the Barstooler facepalm thread about subbuteo buyers also.
EDIT: http://foot.ie/threads/144185-Barstool-facepalm?p=1426488&viewfull=1#post1426488
This one has more alright.
John83
13/01/2011, 3:34 PM
He had a good one in the Barstooler facepalm thread about subbuteo buyers also.
You mean this (http://foot.ie/threads/144185-Barstool-facepalm?p=1426488&viewfull=1#post1426488) one? Yeah, that's the most I've seen, barring maybe Mr A's or the puppy gets it post.
the 12 th man
13/01/2011, 3:52 PM
Having a bad day?
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are You OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
Of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.
thischarmingman
14/01/2011, 10:20 AM
Why are women queueing at check-outs ALWAYS surprised when asked to pay?
Have your bloody money ready, then I won't be late for work.
dahamsta
14/01/2011, 10:54 AM
It's the digging around for change that drives me demented...
Eminence Grise
14/01/2011, 12:27 PM
It's the digging around for change that drives me demented...
Which poses the question: if they always pay with the exact amount, how do they get change in the first place?
Just what goes on in a woman's handbag that means they never have to break a tenner?
the 12 th man
14/01/2011, 12:52 PM
Just what goes on in a woman's handbag that means they never have to break a tenner?
http://foot.ie/threads/1816-Jokes-(READ-FIRST-POST)?p=1406046&viewfull=1#post1406046
It's the digging around for change that drives me demented...
i thought that was the exclusive domain of old age pensioners :)
Just what goes on in a woman's handbag that means they never have to break a tenner?
i got lost in my fiancee's purse for 3 hours. It was mostly condoms, mints and random phone numbers. She said she was minding them for her friend. Fair enough.
thischarmingman
14/01/2011, 11:05 PM
Right, so a few days ago I dug out Football Manager 2009. Eight odd hours later and I've just completed my first season as City manager, winning the League Cup, the Setanta Cup, the league title, and the FAI Cup. It's the most successful season I've ever had.
And there's noone else around to share it with. Or to care.
I might go and wake my girlfriend.
Magicme
14/01/2011, 11:15 PM
Congrats!! Wow! Ok I dont really care. 2 glasses of wine made me magnimous. If I could spell it that is.
thischarmingman
15/01/2011, 12:36 AM
Just a little bit of recognition, that's all I want. No one will ever understand just what an amazing 8 hours I've had. It's going on my CV.
I am having a bit of a "There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and no-one was around to hear it" moment.
Magicme
15/01/2011, 1:39 AM
Did you see it?? Did ya?? Just gave you a standing ovation!
2 glasses of wine made me magnimous.
I think you can get an ointment for that.
Magicme
15/01/2011, 2:32 AM
No A, there is no cure or treatment. Am doomed to bad spelling.....for life. :(
2 glasses of wine made me magnimous. If I could spell it that is.
dont worry MagicMe, perfectly acceptable (and probably way more apt). ;)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Magnimous
It means big or fierce, it also is an accomplishment in a hearty manner, and over the top.
1.)"Wasn't that a redundant magnimous score??"
2.)"Last night was so crazy it was Magnimous, MagicMe was drunk on wine"
3.)That man is so magnimous, he's like a giant...run.
Magicme
15/01/2011, 2:54 AM
Love it. Your my favourite person on the planet now for putting me in the urban dictionary innit. X.:-D
tetsujin1979
15/01/2011, 11:52 AM
Just a little bit of recognition, that's all I want. No one will ever understand just what an amazing 8 hours I've had. It's going on my CV.
I am having a bit of a "There it is Homer, the cleverest thing you'll ever say and no-one was around to hear it" moment.
Take a screenshot, throw it up here
Red Army
15/01/2011, 2:25 PM
What's with all the ugly birds on Foleys take me out? I guess I shouldn't be surprised giving the fact that most Irish birds are fat and ugly.
Pauro 76
15/01/2011, 2:32 PM
Just wanted to say a thank you for thinking of myself and Martinho this week, been a very difficult time but Mum's in a better place and she'll be there with all of the clan.
Magicme
15/01/2011, 10:48 PM
Podge, you and Marty are true foot.iers whom everyone who ever gets to know you can have nothing but love and respect for so as you are going through one of the most difficult things imaginable, please know we are thinking of you and care for you. X
Bluebeard
15/01/2011, 11:13 PM
Podge, you and Marty are true foot.iers whom everyone who ever gets to know you can have nothing but love and respect for so as you are going through one of the most difficult things imaginable, please know we are thinking of you and care for you. X
I am inclined to think that a sizable percentage of us on here have met either one or the other of you, if not both: MM speaks for all of us who have.
Cuyahoga
16/01/2011, 6:20 PM
I'm delighted Munster lost today. They do me head in .
Paddyfield
16/01/2011, 9:38 PM
I wonder if they'll make a sequel to the Rogue Trader movie?
Sean Connery could play Sean Connor.
SkStu
16/01/2011, 10:35 PM
http://www.thisblogrules.com/2009/12/12-worlds-weirdest-stadiums.html
some cool ones here!
Dunny
16/01/2011, 11:48 PM
The Croation one is my favourite.
pineapple stu
17/01/2011, 8:48 AM
Cool link. The Faroes one isn't the national ground though; it's in Eidi. And I don't think there's a boat by the ground for games, though there is a lifebelt at the ground. Always makes you wonder about the accuracy of the rest of the article when the only bit I know about is wrong.
Wolfie
17/01/2011, 12:28 PM
What's with all the ugly birds on Foleys take me out? I guess I shouldn't be surprised giving the fact that most Irish birds are fat and ugly.
The plainness of them is unfortunate. Plainness - plus the picky and bitchy attitude - that's just irritating!!!
They should just be done with it and feed the rejected clowns to the lions at the end.
The Croation one is my favourite.
Cool link. The Faroes one isn't the national ground though; it's in Eidi. And I don't think there's a boat by the ground for games, though there is a lifebelt at the ground. Always makes you wonder about the accuracy of the rest of the article when the only bit I know about is wrong.
yeah, i like the Norwegian one most myself. Apparently it is no longer in use though and the team moved to a two up, two down bog standard stadium. Also, like the design of the South African one.... Irrespective, there are some cool photos!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1348006/Golden-Globes-2011-Has-Ricky-Gervais-written-Hollywood-ending.html
Gervais got slammed for being "too rude and offensive" in his hosting of the globes. Bull - these hollywood sorts need to get a sense of humour.
thischarmingman
17/01/2011, 7:32 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1348006/Golden-Globes-2011-Has-Ricky-Gervais-written-Hollywood-ending.html
Gervais got slammed for being "too rude and offensive" in his hosting of the globes. Bull - these hollywood sorts need to get a sense of humour.
You were reading the Daily Mail...?
*backs away
haha! it was sent on by my missus... honest!
tetsujin1979
17/01/2011, 10:23 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1348006/Golden-Globes-2011-Has-Ricky-Gervais-written-Hollywood-ending.html
Gervais got slammed for being "too rude and offensive" in his hosting of the globes. Bull - these hollywood sorts need to get a sense of humour.
I heard about his opening monologue, and checked it out online
Should have been slammed for not being remotely funny
Eminence Grise
17/01/2011, 10:33 PM
You were reading the Daily Mail...?
*backs away
Maybe he'd finished off the last roll of Cushelle... The Mail is an absorbing read, you know!
Paddyfield
18/01/2011, 9:03 PM
haha! it was sent on by my missus... honest!
SkStu has a missus?
Now you're really taking the pi$$
You think i moved to Saskatchewan on a fcking whim?!?!?!? :D
osarusan
18/01/2011, 9:31 PM
You think i moved to Saskatchewan on a fcking whim?!?!?!? :D
I'd always thought it was to avoid prosecution.
thischarmingman
18/01/2011, 9:40 PM
The joke about your stream freezing in the cold from the Big Fat Euro thread a year or two ago never fails to bring a smile to my face.
SkStu
18/01/2011, 11:18 PM
I'd always thought it was to avoid prosecution.
you're too smart for your own good Osa...
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