View Full Version : The say anything, what's on your mind thread
tetsujin1979
07/02/2012, 11:14 PM
had to read that a few times before I understood it
basically, get someone you know (but your other half doesn't, or at least doesn't have their number) to text the missus's phone. Read the message before she does, then feign anger and storm out. Finally, when the day in question has passed, come back and forgive them for something they haven't done?
I'm sure there's a flaw there I'm not seeing...
theworm2345
08/02/2012, 1:32 AM
had to read that a few times before I understood it
basically, get someone you know (but your other half doesn't, or at least doesn't have their number) to text the missus's phone. Read the message before she does, then feign anger and storm out. Finally, when the day in question has passed, come back and forgive them for something they haven't done?
I'm sure there's a flaw there I'm not seeing...
Yes the phrasing may be a bit off as I was trying to recall their whole plan as I typed, but yes you have the gist of it (though obviously forgive should be in quotes)...a foolproof plan to get out of Valentine's Day with no negative repercussions to yourself. Oh yes and I should note that I believe in theory it could work with either gender, though the two people discussing it were men.
Or I suppose you could actually plan out something nice and pay upwards of a hundred dollars (or Euros) for a day created by Hallmark and the candy companies.
Oh yes, and some advice for those of you not burdened by relationships on Valentine's Day, aside from being an Irishman in America on St. Patrick's Day (which makes shooting fish in a barrel look like open heart surgery) going to a bar on Valentine's Day is the closest thing to prostitution to being a sure thing.
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horton
08/02/2012, 3:10 PM
Anybody heres O/H drive a blue mini?
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Magicme
12/02/2012, 12:37 AM
Head or heart. Feck I hate decisions.:-(
Acornvilla
12/02/2012, 3:51 AM
Head or heart. Feck I hate decisions.:-(
My advice would be make the right one
BonnieShels
12/02/2012, 10:14 AM
Head or heart. Feck I hate decisions.:-(
Act like an ass for a week and let him do it.
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Magicme
12/02/2012, 11:03 PM
Followed my heart. God help me.
BonnieShels
13/02/2012, 9:43 PM
Followed my heart. God help me.
You turned left so?
Eminence Grise
13/02/2012, 11:21 PM
Head or heart. Feck I hate decisions.:-(
Most guys I know wouldn't have picked heart...
Juvenile thoughts aside, I wish you well with it!:crossed:
theworm2345
14/02/2012, 12:27 AM
Most guys I know wouldn't have picked heart...
Juvenile thoughts aside, I wish you well with it!:crossed:
You are so immature. I do however agree deciding that when making a decision with their head or their heart most men think with their head...unfortunately its usually the wrong head. :o
Magicme
14/02/2012, 3:38 AM
Tis great to be female!
nigel-harps1954
14/02/2012, 3:42 AM
Think? What in the hell is that?
BonnieShels
14/02/2012, 8:32 AM
Think? What in the hell is that?
Was this the moment of clarity and realisation?
nigel-harps1954
14/02/2012, 2:34 PM
Was this the moment of clarity and realisation?
More a moment of sheer and utter confusion.
I find that the whole 'men think with their penis' line is WAY off the mark. Men don't think at all of course. Least I don't...less thinking, more doing.
Spudulika
14/02/2012, 3:21 PM
Out getting a few bits and bobs for dinner (delayed leaving until midnight so have to cook dinner as ordered) and lots of females out in force, dolled up and all smiling. Now anyone who's been to Russia and especially Moscow will know the locals don't do smiles, or facial expressions. But either lots of women got lucky, are getting lucky, or are going to have a girly night (hate those 2 words). Have to say it was one of the nicest days I've had this year so far, outside of Ireland.
BonnieShels
14/02/2012, 3:48 PM
More a moment of sheer and utter confusion.
I find that the whole 'men think with their penis' line is WAY off the mark. Men don't think at all of course. Least I don't...less thinking, more doing.
Less thinking. More sexy rumpus.
5 years membership on foot.ie mb this month. Never thought id make it past 5 weeks to be honest.
the milky bars are on me.
Spudulika
16/02/2012, 6:31 AM
Thanks SkStu, you've just made me smile remembering the Alan Partridge sketch with the former Milky Bar Kid (played by Simon Pegg). A whole new image to deal with today!
BonnieShels
16/02/2012, 9:06 AM
5 years membership on foot.ie mb this month. Never thought id make it past 5 weeks to be honest.
the milky bars are on me.
I passed the 3 year mark last month. I remember a time when I was more productive.
BonnieShels
16/02/2012, 11:36 AM
Right just back home after a job interview that went well for a job I don't want. Great.
pineapple stu
16/02/2012, 3:45 PM
How hard can it be to fail a job interview?! Just come armed with some random Mr A phrases and you'll be grand. I direct you to here (http://foot.ie/search.php?searchid=2360267&pp=) for some samples.
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
You guys have me down to a tee in fairness.
pineapple stu
16/02/2012, 5:40 PM
Hey, you won't get the job with answers like that, and that's all we're talking about here.
Try this (http://foot.ie/search.php?searchid=2360368).
John83
16/02/2012, 5:44 PM
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
At least you're consistent. Stop rubbing in that it's the off season.
nigel-harps1954
16/02/2012, 6:45 PM
In fairness, if you say something like that in a job interview they're likely to get scared and give you the job.
"What positive attributes do you think you would bring to the team?"
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
BonnieShels
16/02/2012, 8:57 PM
How hard can it be to fail a job interview?! Just come armed with some random Mr A phrases and you'll be grand. I direct you to here (http://foot.ie/search.php?searchid=2360267&pp=) for some samples.
Pretty hard Your natural inclination is to not look like a douche. And then you remember that that was the original plan.
pineapple stu
16/02/2012, 10:21 PM
"Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. "
At least you're consistent. Stop rubbing in that it's the off season.
Ah, just look up Mr A's ****ing posts on this thread.
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Magicme
18/02/2012, 10:37 PM
Can't believe its happened to me..........I have turned into someone who feels lost when her boyfriend isn't out. dam girls nite out.:-(
nigel-harps1954
19/02/2012, 1:20 AM
Can't believe its happened to me..........I have turned into someone who feels lost when her boyfriend isn't out. dam girls nite out.:-(
Jesus, funny I literally just got off the phone to my girlfriend, away in Galway for the weekend. She rings me whilst in the pub saying "Why aren't you here? Nights out aren't the same when you're not here."
I thought it was quite nice to say the least. Every woman needs a good man looking over her shoulder...yeno, fight off the bad guys and such.
Acornvilla
19/02/2012, 5:05 AM
Jesus, funny I literally just got off the phone to my girlfriend, away in Galway for the weekend. She rings me whilst in the pub saying "Why aren't you here? Nights out aren't the same when you're not here."
I thought it was quite nice to say the least. Every woman needs a good man looking over her shoulder...yeno, fight off the bad guys and such.
Haha I get the same a lot too, good to know I'm not the only one!
Magicme
19/02/2012, 4:22 PM
I have always been able to enjoy a nite out and not worry bout me fella but last nite was strange. Maybe it was coz I had been out earlier in the evening with the Mons players and just wanted a hug from my man. :-(
sligoman
19/02/2012, 4:40 PM
This thread has turned awful gay.
Magicme
19/02/2012, 4:54 PM
Ha ha and they say men who watch football are tough unfeeling gits!
BonnieShels
19/02/2012, 10:59 PM
This thread has turned awful gay.
If anything, it's the exact opposite of gay.
stann
20/02/2012, 12:46 PM
Yag??
BonnieShels
20/02/2012, 9:21 PM
Yag??
That's not really the opposite of gay. That's gay, backwards.
Indeed. I think the humorous intent might well have been based around exactly that erroroneous supposition.
http://www.nerve.com/files/archive/scanner/2008/04/23-end/homer_on_uruguay.gif
Eminence Grise
21/02/2012, 8:35 AM
That's gay, backwards.
Ah, so that's how it works...
BonnieShels
21/02/2012, 8:45 AM
Indeed. I think the humorous intent might well have been based around exactly that erroroneous supposition.
When I posted that last night I think my brain actually stepped out for a while. That was quite something alright.
BonnieShels
21/02/2012, 8:46 AM
Ah, so that's how it works...
It's a ring toss game.
Eminence Grise
21/02/2012, 2:16 PM
Ba-dum! Tush!
theworm2345
21/02/2012, 3:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30
Can't believe my account is still open here....having a good laugh reading through this thread!
Eminence Grise
23/02/2012, 7:10 AM
Viva voce exam in a little under two hours...
nigel-harps1954
23/02/2012, 1:08 PM
Cup of tea. Always wins.
BonnieShels
23/02/2012, 5:43 PM
Just about to have one. And then bed.
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