The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[tetsujin1979]

Dear Penthouse Forum, I used to think all these letters were made up....

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Real life is stranger than fiction.

[The Fly]

Conor McGregor is now a two weight UFC world champion.

As it used to go in mortal kombat....Flawless Victory!

[osarusan]

It's been a while since I posted one of these, but today's news headline from Japan:


Serial foot licker apprehended in Kyoto.

[Real ale Madrid]

This Mannequin Challenge is annoying the sh1t out of me.

[nigel-harps1954]

This Mannequin Challenge is annoying the sh1t out of me.

I've only seen one of them, a drive-by shooting. It was painfully silly looking.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?

Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.

We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.

Never been so angry in my entire life.

Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.

[Charlie Darwin]

What.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I guess you had to be there.

[Charlie Darwin]

Somehow I think that would have been equally confusing.

[nigel-harps1954]

In more normal news, my other half upgraded her car today and now I want to do so too but can't afford to at the minute. Disaster.

[Eminence Grise]

Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?

Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.

We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.

Never been so angry in my entire life.

Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.

So there I was leaving Madison Square after a Knicks game and this Irish guy...

Nah. Too easy.;)

[SkStu]

TIL people over 6'2" are all contrary as f*ck. ;)

[dahamsta]

In more normal news, my other half upgraded her car today and now I want to do so too but can't afford to at the minute. Disaster.

Take hers. That'll learn her!

[nigel-harps1954]

Take hers. That'll learn her!

I did last night actually in the end, only about half an hour after posting here about it. Got a bollocking for taking it to the shop. It's a great chance to use the "what's yours is mine" line.

[BonnieShels]

Did I ever tell the story about when myself and a friend were leaving Madison Square Garden after a Knicks game and I almost got killed over a burp?

Myself and my friend were walking right behind a 7 ft. tall white guy with long, jet black hair and his black girlfriend and my friend loudly burped.

We get to walking ahead of the couple and all the while they are threatening us and (he's) stepping on my heels.

Never been so angry in my entire life.

Now take into account I am 6 ft. 3 and this dude was almost a foot taller than me. And we were in a corridor packed with hundreds of people. And I am already claustrophobic.

And this piece of information is relevant because...?

[SkStu]

This gave me a laugh :)

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[BonnieShels]

This though...

http://i.imgur.com/XBIDvHw.jpg

[nigel-harps1954]

https://megblurt.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/exc.gif

[SkStu]

Merry Chirstmas everyone! I wont be on here too much over the next little while so wanted to get my wishes in a bit early! Thanks to all the loopers, curmudgeons, amateur comedians and stattos that make this place such a fantastic head-f*ck. :)

[SkStu]

One of my fellow Irish immigrants here in Regina got arrested for armed robbery last night. At 1am drove his truck in through the door armed with a gun and wasn't able to get in, drove off and was arrested a short time later where he assaulted a few cops. Played football with him. Loose cannon. Irish community here is shocked but not surprised. Crazy sh!t really.

[BonnieShels]

One of my fellow Irish immigrants here in Regina got arrested for armed robbery last night. At 1am drove his truck in through the door armed with a gun and wasn't able to get in, drove off and was arrested a short time later where he assaulted a few cops. Played football with him. Loose cannon. Irish community here is shocked but not surprised. Crazy sh!t really.

He drove into a Scotiabank and thought he would get into the vault? Crazelord!

[SkStu]

I reckon he was off his tits on something. Had to have been but he has always come across as completely unhinged...

[KrisLetang]

Money would have been marked anyway no? Also all the cameras everywhere. Stupid idea. On NYE these two guys robbed a jewelry store outside of times sq. The one guy is on the cover of the Post two days later looking right into the camera as he walks in. Now they think he was someone who worked at the safe company.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I had a friend like that once. He stabbed me with an ornamental knife/dagger while we were living in a hostel. It wasn't deliberate though.

[Eminence Grise]

Goodness me! Well of course it had to have been. I can't think what kind of provocation you'd give that would make somebody want to stab you.

[tetsujin1979]

I had a friend like that once. He stabbed me with an ornamental knife/dagger while we were living in a hostel. It wasn't deliberate though.

you need better friends.

[KrisLetang]

A dagger? I told you to quit hanging out with Moriarty in the 1800s. Next thing you know someone will swing a mace at you.

[BonnieShels]

A dagger? I told you to quit hanging out with Moriarty in the 1800s. Next thing you know someone will swing a mace at you.

It's TOWK. Mace being sprayed at him is more likely.

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Macey being sprayed at him would be something I'd pay to see.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I almost sliced my thumb off trying to open a can of tuna with a knife after the tab broke.

[SkStu]

Your amount of knife related incidents are through the roof.

[SkStu]

I came here to say i am beginning to feel bad for TOWK. I think back to how he must have felt before he signed up to foot.ie...the innocent optimism that must have taken over every fibre of his nervous system and the childlike belief that his opinions mattered and could make a difference...

"I cant wait to get to know Tets (i wonder if i should call him that straight away?) better and help him out with his stats"

"I know i dont see eye to eye with him on some stuff but, you know, i can see me and Danny getting on really well eventually"

"I just know that me and Charlie will be BFFs - i just know it!"

"this Delorean is a real up and comer - but i really want to challenge some of his thoughts on Robbie Keane"

"Flippin hell, SkStu is fierce funny and sound and very insightful - i hope he likes me!"

"I see a lot of myself in Stutts"

"Here's to new beginnings!"
*click*

[DeLorean]

Hahaha ;)

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Your amount of knife related incidents are through the roof.

Just unlucky in general. I almost lost a tooth biting a shell I mistook for a pistachio recently as well.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I am feeling so blue right now, so blue.

[nigel-harps1954]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY

[OwlsFan]

I am feeling so blue right now, so blue.

Why is that, then ?

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

I was very drunk when I posted that.

British monarch references painted over on street signs in Cork

https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/british-monarch-references-painted-over-on-street-signs-in-cork-775233.html

I will say this. The British gave us fabulous architecture, particularly in Limerick, which we seem hellbent on destroying for some reason.

I also love the old postboxes.

[KrisLetang]

What do you guys think about the Gluten Free craze? Any of you Gluten Free?

[nigel-harps1954]

What do you guys think about the Gluten Free craze? Any of you Gluten Free?

I don't believe there's any such thing as 'gluten intolerance'. You're either coeliac or you're just an ar$ehole.

[SkStu]

My tribute song to gluten intolerance

Eating bread in the afternoon with a coeliac up in my bedroom (eating bread!)
I get up to eat some cake
When I come back to bed the coeliacs taken a taste

Oh the coeliac is breaking my heart
She's shaking my confidence daily
Oh you coeliac I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to try some
Just try some

Jubilation!
She eats wheat again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing

Jubilation!
She eats wheat again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

A lad I went to school with is on the next episode of First Dates, so I can confirm it is the biggest attention seekers in society who apply to be on that show. He's the kind of guy who would jump off a roof to get attention from people and go to a music festival wearing a mankini.

Anyways, did anyone notice how every lad on the last episode had an Irish accent, and virtually every girl on the show had a full-blown American accent?

I'm not talking about an affectation here. I'm literally talking full on.

The Lithuanian woman was the only female on the show who didn't affect an accent.

I have been all over the world and can confirm Irish people are the only ones who do this.

It's beyond embarrassing...

[bennocelt]

Dont know, in London there a lot of funny accents, from mockneys to other end of the spectrum....a la made in chelsea ear crunching accent

[OwlsFan]

Was driving behind a battered 02 van this am with a sticker on the back window. No, not "Baby on Board" ! God, that one irritates me. It's as if we're all driving dangerously and we see this sticker and we all immediately drop our speed by 100 kph and bow to the people in front of us because they have a baby. My Shamrock Rovers and Sheffield Wednesday stickers are probably equally irritating to others. No, this sticker read "I survived the Scrappage Scheme". I thought that was really nice and felt like giving the van a hug. After all, many people do get attached to their automobiles. When my wife sold her first car she ran after it to say goodbye :) I do occasionally think what ever happened to such and such car I had so hats off to the driver and his van. Alas, he'll struggle soon to find an insurance company which will insure him (p.s. one of his tail lights wasn't working as well).

[DeLorean]

Was driving behind a battered 02 van this am with a sticker on the back window. No, not "Baby on Board" ! God, that one irritates me. It's as if we're all driving dangerously and we see this sticker and we all immediately drop our speed by 100 kph and bow to the people in front of us because they have a baby.

The ones that irritate me most are the 'I'm pro life' ones.

[Charlie Darwin]

The ones that irritate me most are the 'I'm pro life' ones.
On a road is probably the only place where everyone could agree on pro-life being a good idea.

[DeLorean]

That's true, I don't think that's the message though on the ones I've seen.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

The ones that irritate me most are the 'I'm pro life' ones.

That was you tailgating me?

[DeLorean]

A lad I went to school with is on the next episode of First Dates, so I can confirm it is the biggest attention seekers in society who apply to be on that show. He's the kind of guy who would jump off a roof to get attention from people and go to a music festival wearing a mankini.

So which one were you, I mean, which one was it? The army dude from Longford or the poor Glencar Waterfall fella?

[SkStu]

Wow, just realized this month marks my 10 year anniversary on here. I was nearly released for bad behaviour a few times but hung in there.