The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[Magicme]

Sweet Jebus, that dentastix ad scared the poop outta me. Adam, any chance you can get rid of the dog with the dentures?

[dahamsta]

Eh? Whut?

[strangeirish]

Sweet Jebus, that dentastix ad scared the poop outta me. Adam, any chance you can get rid of the dog with the dentures?
She resigned...

[Magicme]

There was a scary ad on the top of the page a while ago. Creeped me out!

[tetsujin1979]

for anyone who thinks passive smoking is a myth, I have a pounding headache that would disagree with you

[horton]

Doing the rounds on facebook:
"This year we will experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 ....
NOW work this out.... Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and it will equal to......111
NOW THAT IS WIERD !!! Abso love this..!!!"

Does it look bad on me that simple math shocks some of my friends?

[John83]

Doing the rounds on facebook:
"This year we will experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 ....
NOW work this out.... Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and it will equal to......111
NOW THAT IS WIERD !!! Abso love this..!!!"

Does it look bad on me that simple math shocks some of my friends?
If I were born in, say, 1983, and turned 28 this year, 1983 + 28 = 2011. In a major shock, 83 + 28 = 111. So yes, your friends are retards.

[dahamsta]

Here's (http://blog.jgc.org/2011/01/more-1111-moronity.html) a statistical, scientific debunking of all of the 11 nonsense.

Please point your friends to John83's post. They're spastics.

[dahamsta]

There was a scary ad on the top of the page a while ago. Creeped me out!

There's a thread in support about dodgy banners, post it there next time. However I need a URL to block it, and I can't click the ads or I'll be accused of fraud.

No, this is not a way of getting you to click the ads, however I will point out that when you do click the ad to get the URL for me, you will cost them money for running a dodgy ad. Karma's a bitch. :)

[Magicme]

No way Jose am I clicking that ad, I do need to sleep and a dog with dentures is just a step too far into freak land. I had nitemares from Alice in wonderland from the cheshire cat.

Thanks though.

[horton]

Completely irrelevant but the idea of this scares me:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163

[Magicme]

I'm scared to click the link....

[Lim till i die]

In defence of wierd looking dogs everywhere I give you all Riley:

http://www.thedogfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/riley-the-smiling-dog.jpg

[osarusan]

Completely irrelevant but the idea of this scares me:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12225163

Great programme on BBC4 tonight about this and other studies on the brain and how it works.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00xln23

[SkStu]

In defence of wierd looking dogs everywhere I give you all Riley:

http://www.thedogfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/riley-the-smiling-dog.jpg

i posted Riley in the Cool Dog thread a while back. That dog likes to toke.

[redobit]

Had one of those hangovers today. The one that reminds you why you dont drink like a fish on a night out, like you did when you were a young fella.

[dahamsta]

Find a short / short+mixer you like and stick with it. Don't knock them back though, that's an idiots game unless you're prepared to take the hurt. Sip and savour it. Good whiskies are gorgeous, and the more expensive they are the more time you'll spend between drinks, so it doesn't work out /ridiculously/ more expensive. When you get a bit of a taste for them, try a Midleton Rare. You're welcome.

If you want to drink beer or mix, have a big lunch and a small dinner. Take Alka Seltzer before you go to bed - put a glass of water beside the bed, and AK on your pillow - and again first thing in the morning. Go back to bed, and if you still feel bad when you wake up- give it a little while to be sure - take another dose. No need to thank me.

[Magicme]

Or just man up and quit whinning like a pussy. A good hangover is a sign you had fun. I wish I had one today.

[tetsujin1979]

Had one of those hangovers today. The one that reminds you why you dont drink like a fish on a night out, like you did when you were a young fella.
I found that a massive plate of pasta before a night out kills most of the hangover, flip side is you can't really get hammered either. Force yourself to drink a large glass of water before you go to bed.

The day after you need some bananas to take the edge off, Lucozade sport (flat, not fizzy), and solpadeine or nurofen

no onions, fizzy drinks (especially coke), or anything that will dehydrate you further

[dahamsta]

Or just man up and quit whinning like a pussy. A good hangover is a sign you had fun. I wish I had one today.

Actually it's a sign that you were too stupid to follow a few simple rules, like hydrating. A hangover is a very simple chemical / biological reaction. Counteracting it is also very simple. Note the repeated use of the word "simple".

[Magicme]

Actually it's a sign that you were too stupid to follow a few simples rules, like hydrating. A hangover is a very simples chemical / biological reaction. Counteracting it is also very simples. Note the repeated use of the word "simples".

You sure you are a hamster and not a meerkat??

To be honest when I'm rolling into bed drinking water is usually the last thing on my mind! ;) :cool:

[Red Army]

People who use the word simples are retards.

[Magicme]

Agggh what a bad weekend. Had to cook family meal for mums birthday last nite so don't decide to go out til late, but then all my mates had made other plans or were working so had no one to go out. Text a few mates today to go see a band tonight and one of them was up for it. I got all dressed up and headed in. Sitting here an hour waiting on her like a spanner and she just text sayin she isn't coming in now. None of the usual lads I would drink with are here and only people I know are 2 exes. So fed up!

[redobit]

Agggh what a bad weekend. Had to cook family meal for mums birthday last nite so don't decide to go out til late, but then all my mates had made other plans or were working so had no one to go out. Text a few mates today to go see a band tonight and one of them was up for it. I got all dressed up and headed in. Sitting here an hour waiting on her like a spanner and she just text sayin she isn't coming in now. None of the usual lads I would drink with are here and only people I know are 2 exes. So fed up!


Or just man up and quit whinning like a pussy.

.....

[brendy_éire]

Actually it's a sign that you were too stupid to follow a few simple rules, like hydrating. A hangover is a very simple chemical / biological reaction. Counteracting it is also very simple. Note the repeated use of the word "simple".

Sometimes (after a particularly heavy night), it can't be avoided.
Personally, before sleeping, I always have something to eat and force myself to drink a 2L bottle of water. It won't stop it entirely, but it'll certainly make a difference.

[Mr A]

Agree with Brendy. If you drink too much and especially if you mix, you're going to suffer. But a late feed and especially a large quantity of water certainly make a huge difference.

And it's hard to beat the cure, although it can be hard to even contemplate when feeling like death.

[passinginterest]

There was something on the radio last week that some sort of study was done and by far the best hang over remedy was 2 aspirin and a cup of coffee. Sorry for the general vagueness but it was one of those morning radio programmes that I was half listening to on the way to work.

[Magicme]

.....

But since I am female and a pussy, am not so sure it applies.....

[Dunny]

Owned.

[Wolfie]

The old hangover remedies are still the best.

An old Wolfie clann tip is to negate the pain of a hangover headache by launching a whale harpoon into ones arm at point blank range.

Suddenly the focus of the pain is magically transferred to lesser areas of the body - like the arm.

[SkStu]

what happened to the betting forum? What did Mr A. say on October 5th that caused people to stop betting...???

[dahamsta]

That is bizarre. Explain yourself Mr A!

[Mr A]

Look, if people stopped posting on a forum every time I was wrong about something, there wouldn't be much of foot.ie left.

[redobit]

But since I am female and a pussy, am not so sure it applies.....

Sexist b*tch. ;)

[SkStu]

speaking of sexist biatches, Andy Gray just got sacked. WOOHOO!!

[Pauro 76]

speaking of sexist biatches, Andy Gray just got sacked. WOOHOO!!

Take a bow, son!

[tetsujin1979]

speaking of sexist biatches, Andy Gray just got sacked. WOOHOO!!
he'll be disappointed with that

[Mr A]

That is bizarre. Explain yourself Mr A!

Just noticed that you killed the Club members forum. Ha!

[The Fly]

speaking of sexist biatches, Andy Gray just got sacked. WOOHOO!!

His sacking is bloody ridiculous, and clearly an inside-job.

[SkStu]

Inside job? Looks like it. Bloody ridiculous? I dont think so. In fairness, comments like that and actions like the one to Charlotte Jackman would get any person in trouble in any company worth its salt.

[Wolfie]

Inside job? Looks like it. Bloody ridiculous? I dont think so. In fairness, comments like that and actions like the one to Charlotte Jackman would get any person in trouble in any company worth its salt.

News just in - SAXA have moved quickly to scotch any suggestion of sexism within their company.

[Magicme]

Am in a troublemaking mood. Good job the club agm is on tonight, think I will wind some people up.

[John83]

Am in a troublemaking mood. Good job the club agm is on tonight, think I will wind some people up.
I heard that was a bad idea. At least the Bohs fans seem to think it's practically a hanging offence. ;)

[horton]

You know your a nordie when your shocked that the place you previously used to get fuel is legal. I shouldn't name it but there's a "petrol station" in Donegal (a farm shed up a country lane with a few pumps inside it)that somehow was roughly 20c cheaper than the main forecourts on the main road near it. Considering the bulk of the price per litre is tax, how can they undersell by so much?!

[brendy_éire]

You know your a nordie when your shocked that the place you previously used to get fuel is legal. I shouldn't name it but there's a "petrol station" in Donegal (a farm shed up a country lane with a few pumps inside it)that somehow was roughly 20c cheaper than the main forecourts on the main road near it. Considering the bulk of the price per litre is tax, how can they undersell by so much?!

Where's that?

[horton]

Killea, I assume its still operating but I could be wrong.

[Mr A]

You know your a nordie when your shocked that the place you previously used to get fuel is legal. I shouldn't name it but there's a "petrol station" in Donegal (a farm shed up a country lane with a few pumps inside it)that somehow was roughly 20c cheaper than the main forecourts on the main road near it. Considering the bulk of the price per litre is tax, how can they undersell by so much?!


Where's that?

It's the big county to the west of Derry that doesn't have a Queen.

:)

[thischarmingman]

It's the big county to the west of Derry that doesn't have a Queen.

:)
...but that's not important right now.

[SkStu]

in 7 hours i head out of town for a compulsory Catholic marriage preparation retreat. It starts at 7.00pm tonight and doesnt finish until 3.30pm on Sunday. We get to sleep in individual dorms, lots of mass and a few auld prays and we get to talk about our sex lives with priests.

Fckin A.

[dahamsta]

I had to go to 2x 4 hour things in a primary schoolroom in Midleton, and I thought I had it bad.

It's the christenings I dread. I absolutely object to it, but if you want a good school in this country, within a reasonable distance...