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First
08/12/2009, 7:56 AM
Clever me leaving a 3000 word college essay due tomorrow to the last night. If I get to 2000 words I'll be delighted.

Well there is 23 that could have helped towards your cause.^^^^^^^
PartySaint
08/12/2009, 12:07 PM
Going to miss the first game of the season, Gutted:(
De Town
08/12/2009, 1:39 PM
Clever me leaving a 3000 word college essay due tomorrow to the last night. If I get to 2000 words I'll be delighted.

Got to 2201 words and called it a day. Wrecked now though! :(
oscar
08/12/2009, 2:43 PM
i hate painting
MMVIII
08/12/2009, 5:08 PM
Its too cold for a jumper and too warm for a jacket.
tiktok
08/12/2009, 6:41 PM
We need a red home jersey at cork city, it'll solve everything.
Magicme
09/12/2009, 7:50 PM
I would risk it for a biscuit.
oscar
09/12/2009, 11:26 PM
leona lewis is looking mighty fine lately
yum yum
tetsujin1979
10/12/2009, 12:01 AM
took me 7 years to get my first work-related article published. If all goes well, it could take less than 4 weeks to get my second one published.
sligoman
10/12/2009, 12:07 AM
Sander, Sander, Sander Van Doorn!
Acornvilla
10/12/2009, 8:10 AM
fcuk you gareth cronin..
Magicme
10/12/2009, 8:18 AM
took me 7 years to get my first work-related article published. If all goes well, it could take less than 4 weeks to get my second one published.

Well done sir!
pineapple stu
10/12/2009, 3:54 PM
Nothing beats going to Woodie's for a lump hammer.
oscar
10/12/2009, 9:27 PM
except having one at home already:D
Magicme
11/12/2009, 8:49 AM
Woodies...huh huh huh huh
pineapple stu
11/12/2009, 9:01 AM
except having one at home already:D
If you had one at home already, how would you experience the joy of going down to Woodie's to buy one?
Mr A
11/12/2009, 9:02 AM
A man can't have too many lump hammers.

Except maybe if he's in a small row boat or some such.
Magicme
11/12/2009, 10:07 AM
Im in the dark. Literally. Light bulb blown in office here. Now there's a teaser for you, how many Monaghan United staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
osarusan
11/12/2009, 11:40 AM
Don't know when this happened, but it is funny. (Newspaper ceased publishing 3 months ago)

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/weird/odd-news/football-fan-stuart-slann-tricked-into-driving-400-miles-for-sex-with-imaginary


A married Manchester United fan drove 400 miles to begin an affair with a girl he had met on Facebook, only to discover it had been a hoax set up by two rival Liverpool supporters.
brendy_éire
11/12/2009, 12:05 PM
I like my new desk location. I can see out the window. I can see the train station and a few parking spots where I can watch women attempt to park. Hours of fun.
Wolfie
11/12/2009, 1:14 PM
A man can't have too many lump hammers.

Except maybe if he's in a small row boat or some such.

I own a Lump hammer!! It reminds me of the gas time I invented a univerally accepted new mathematical equation.

To directly quote my fellow Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barrack Obama - "Lump Hammers are Legends".

Years ago, I smashed down an entire 12 foot wide concrete shed with just a trusty Lump hammer. I also own a ladder, but that's another story.

With the shed smashed apart, to my surprise I realised I had more to do.

The tricky part was, to use some technical builders jargon, "getting rid of the oul rubble". Now read on.....................


Wheelbarrows. They may not be as legendary as Lump Hammers but, in the modern parlance, they certainly RULE. Without question. They've a wheel and all. They are literally revolutionary.

Skips also govern to some capacity also. Particularly "Roll on" ones.

Now, my friends, combine all three -

"Lump Hammer + Wheelbarrow + Skip / Roll On = THRILLHOUSE".
Magicme
11/12/2009, 1:37 PM
You are all nuts.
danthesaint
11/12/2009, 1:43 PM
i have a bleedin hangover and have me xmas party from work tonight

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh h
Magicme
11/12/2009, 1:47 PM
Oh dear, how blonde am I? (retorical question before you all jump in) Am listening to the radio on my phone in the pocket of my jacket. Said phone is plugged in to be charged also.

The office phone rang, I jumped up and raced across the room to answer it and nearly killed myself as I tripped on charger wire while headphones tightened around my throat.

Go on, laugh at me ya feckers.
MysticMon
11/12/2009, 2:16 PM
Soooooooooooo dam tired, it so hateful not been able to sleep,3 nights in a row, really stressed!!! :mad:
Bluebeard
11/12/2009, 2:34 PM
Oh dear, how blonde am I? (retorical question before you all jump in) Am listening to the radio on my phone in the pocket of my jacket. Said phone is plugged in to be charged also.

The office phone rang, I jumped up and raced across the room to answer it and nearly killed myself as I tripped on charger wire while headphones tightened around my throat.

Go on, laugh at me ya feckers.

OK, but only 'cos you asked.

:D:D:D
thischarmingman
11/12/2009, 2:37 PM
i have a bleedin hangover and have me xmas party from work tonight


Christmas party tonight...6 free drinks and free food :)
Magicme
11/12/2009, 2:40 PM
Soooooooooooo dam tired, it so hateful not been able to sleep,3 nights in a row, really stressed!!! :mad:

The drinkin tonight will sort ya out!! :D
Mr A
11/12/2009, 3:08 PM
Kango Hammers. Now they are seriously the business.
Wolfie
11/12/2009, 3:16 PM
Kango Hammers. Now they are seriously the business.

"Kango Hammers - The ladies choice for Christmas".

There's a movie due out in 2010 - "Last Kango in Paris".

It stars a sh*t load of irate Irish football supporters, a Kango Hammer and Thierry Henry.
De Town
11/12/2009, 3:19 PM
You are all nuts.

Says herself. :eek:
oscar
11/12/2009, 4:02 PM
The drinkin tonight will sort ya out!! :D

that or a good seeing to:cool:
Magicme
12/12/2009, 7:48 PM
I got my Christmas Tree up today! Whooohooo. I love Christmas.
kingdom hoop
12/12/2009, 10:26 PM
Inspired by a moment of reflection on Paul Gogarty T.D., I came to ponder the quality of grace. Grace is perhaps one of the greatest qualities amongst humans: it is that ability we possess to approach a situation which, no matter how unjust or unappealing, we can treat in a pleasant manner and thereby avoid the distraction of embittered pettiness.

It is that quality that even if "up against it" we can see beyond the blinding obstacle in front of us to the clarity of graciousness. I believe that the potential to witness such clarity exists amongst us all. However, for some its appearance is like an unreliable lighthouse, merely blinking intermittently and seemingly without pattern; but for others it reliably shines light upon perilous rocks encountered on our dignified journeys.

What determines this acuity, this ability to see light and direction where there is little but darkness and hopelessness, such ability is sometimes natural, but also, to an extent, it can be fostered through an appreciation of our capabilities. So while sometimes our navigator's intuition guides us in the right direction; other times, we must fall back on that which we've learned - our very own architectural wonder, a beacon of moral steadiness constructed in a sea of angry tumult.

Overall, it's hoped that thought and our experience should inform us that little satisfaction is gained from a graceless approach to problems.
oscar
12/12/2009, 11:00 PM
that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:
stann
13/12/2009, 7:51 PM
Overall, it's hoped that thought and our experience should inform us that little satisfaction is gained from a graceless approach to problems.

I'm just impressed that in the middle of a rant in which he used the f-word twice, he also managed to remember the decorum of the 'Deputy' title! :D
Monkfish
13/12/2009, 8:49 PM
that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:

Try bit of of cod instead........:p
oscar
13/12/2009, 10:05 PM
try boiling your head
Mister Ed
14/12/2009, 6:59 AM
that monkfish annoys me so much:mad:

dont rise to his childish antics, i know axactly how you feel
Monkfish
14/12/2009, 9:10 AM
try boiling your head

You know it would be yummy. :)
Mister Ed
14/12/2009, 11:00 AM
You know it would be yummy. :)

see what i mean
osarusan
14/12/2009, 11:09 AM
Shut up Limerick people.
osarusan
14/12/2009, 11:15 AM
Sometimes nice things happen to nice people, and nobody deserves the treatment more than he who received it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8410946.stm


Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi of Italy is recovering in hospital after an assault left his face covered in blood following a rally in Milan.

He suffered two broken teeth, a minor nose fracture and cuts to his lip after being struck by a man wielding a souvenir model of the city's cathedral.
oscar
14/12/2009, 9:00 PM
dont rise to his childish antics, i know axactly how you feel

its too hard not to
First
15/12/2009, 9:15 AM
What are Niel Delamere's audience watching during his show Republic of Telly because from their laughter they can't be watching what I was watching last night



Also Ed Bryne , on Graham Norton last night , please get some new material.
Magicme
15/12/2009, 10:11 AM
My bank balance makes scary viewing. How can I be so broke with 2 weeks left to pay day? Could cry right now.
endabob1
15/12/2009, 11:53 AM
Also Ed Bryne , on Graham Norton last night , please get some new material.

I seen him do his "Ironic" gag almost 10 years apart, I used to really like him but he must be the laziest comedian alive.
Bluebeard
15/12/2009, 1:06 PM
Also Ed Bryne , on Graham Norton last night , please get some new material.

That is his newest material...
SkStu
15/12/2009, 1:30 PM
My bank balance makes scary viewing. How can I be so broke with 2 weeks left to pay day? Could cry right now.

combination of it being Christmas time and the weekends in the pub. It all adds up Ms. Me.
Magicme
15/12/2009, 4:17 PM
Yeah it sure as hell does. The sooner I win the lotto the better. Fed up of being broke.