View Full Version : The say anything, what's on your mind thread
tetsujin1979
09/08/2011, 2:39 PM
In fairness, widespread fire, riot and looting, the world financial markets teetering on the brink, Cher Lloyd at number 1, truly we live at the end time.
Not sure I remember anything about Swagger Jagger in the books of Nostradamus, I must have a read of them again
nigel-harps1954
09/08/2011, 2:40 PM
Christ, do I have to do it all myself..............[doing something about it]puts on tool belt[/doing something about it]
BonnieShels
09/08/2011, 2:40 PM
I'm leaving in 11min
In fairness, widespread fire, riot and looting, the world financial markets teetering on the brink, Cher Lloyd at number 1, truly we live at the end time.
2011 will have to be an hour long episode of Reeling in the Years
nigel-harps1954
09/08/2011, 3:49 PM
2011 will have to be an hour long episode of Reeling in the Years
funny I was thinking they'd need a whole series for 2011.
nigel-harps1954
09/08/2011, 3:59 PM
Whole load of football games called off over there now including England - Netherlands and Nigeria - Ghana which was being held in London too as well as a load of League Cup games. Crazy.
Hitman
09/08/2011, 6:53 PM
I could definitely get used to looking forward to cup finals rather than the winding-up orders which used to customary at this time of year.
horton
09/08/2011, 7:14 PM
My mates flat was torched in Tottenham, it's fecking mental how far its spread- Leeds, Bristol, London even Salfords been having issues. My flats pretty central in Manchester, and I'm home in Derry so i'm praying it doesn't get touched or i'm buggered. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets worse now, it's been revealed that the gun Mark Duggan had may not of been fired, I heard something that the bullet that lodged in the coppers radio was from a police gun?:confused: Brixton riots were nothing compared to this!
nigel-harps1954
09/08/2011, 11:21 PM
Seen that Ladbrokes was looted...whats the odds on that?
tetsujin1979
12/08/2011, 9:37 AM
last day in work, after nine years.
John83
12/08/2011, 10:38 AM
last day in work, after nine years.
I told you not to sleep with the boss's wife, but you didn't listen.
Wolfie
12/08/2011, 12:39 PM
I told you not to sleep with the boss's wife, but you didn't listen.
............and the boss is female!! Quite a liberal set up.
BonnieShels
13/08/2011, 11:42 PM
Grr. Argh. Bother.
Poor Student
14/08/2011, 4:00 AM
Neighbours partying loudly past 5:00am for the second weekend in a row and I'm a light sleeper.:angry2:
Magicme
15/08/2011, 11:21 AM
Ohhhh happy day....
BonnieShels
15/08/2011, 11:55 AM
What now? ;)
Half day today because my job is giving me a pain in the scrotum.
Magicme
15/08/2011, 12:17 PM
See thats where you're going wrong, I dont have a job or a scrotum so I am happy! :D
BonnieShels
15/08/2011, 12:20 PM
Yeah. So you'd recommend castration?
Magicme
15/08/2011, 12:26 PM
Dam right!
BonnieShels
15/08/2011, 12:32 PM
Well, if it worked on you it'll work for me.
BonnieShels
15/08/2011, 1:33 PM
Some times only QOTSA will do.
bluemovie
15/08/2011, 3:13 PM
This is my 666th post so:
"Your mother sucks c*cks in Hell" or something.
nigel-harps1954
15/08/2011, 3:25 PM
I quite enjoyed lying in bed until 2pm today.
BonnieShels
15/08/2011, 5:07 PM
I have cake.
BonnieShels
15/08/2011, 5:15 PM
Your lie is a cake.
Acornvilla
15/08/2011, 6:14 PM
hey, how yall doing?
nigel-harps1954
15/08/2011, 6:24 PM
I loooovvvveeee cake!
Stevo Da Gull
15/08/2011, 7:09 PM
Doing things without dutch courage can be tough. See beautiful woman you like - open mouth - fail to form coherent sentences - come across as a weirdo.
As for cake.. you can have it, but you can't eat it. Stupid saying.
http://jasonmock.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/the-cake-is-a-lie.png
horton
16/08/2011, 11:37 AM
Witnessed a bit of roadrage last night. Was at the petrol station last night and a taxi comes flying into the forecourt. Driver(Derry man) jumps out and thunders up to the Galway reg passat beside me. Gives the people in the car a load of abuse about cutting him up/bad driving etc. Was REALLY tempted to crack a joke at him about the lousy driving standards of some taxis from his own company but thought better of it. Definitely won't be risking using his company in future.
The Fly
17/08/2011, 5:20 PM
It's good to see that we've moved on from the handball incident.......;)
From today's Evening Herald:
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kh25eicj-iphoneaa.jpg
theworm2345
17/08/2011, 10:15 PM
Brilliant! They forgot ****, ****, and **** but I suppose they can't print that.
tetsujin1979
18/08/2011, 1:30 AM
it got a mention on MediaWatch on football365 today: http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/7107546/Mediawatch
Like The Murphy's...
Good to see the chaps at the Irish Metro don't hold grudges.
In their 'Birthdays' section this morning, the following is listed: 'Thierry Henry, cheat and footballer, 34.'
Let it go chaps, let it go.
As always, my response to this is "forgive Maradona for the Hand of God, and we'll talk"
nigel-harps1954
18/08/2011, 4:49 PM
I got the shampoo mixed up with the regular poo and now no-one wants to be my friend :(
theworm2345
18/08/2011, 6:32 PM
I got the shampoo mixed up with the regular poo and now no-one wants to be my friend :(
You sure its not because of your bad jokes?
Sullivinho
18/08/2011, 7:38 PM
I'm on a horse.
tetsujin1979
18/08/2011, 9:16 PM
I've never been so happy to not have Channel 5 in my life
BonnieShels
19/08/2011, 3:28 PM
PS3 fixed. This is a good day.
I got the shampoo mixed up with the regular poo and now no-one wants to be my friend :(
You sure its not because of your bad jokes?
dont you mean his sh!t jokes?
BonnieShels
21/08/2011, 3:31 PM
Cat just brought home the back half a mouse. She better not regurgitate the front half later. Bleugh.
sligoman
21/08/2011, 5:00 PM
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/167066_1595190327889_1479880289_31309097_1583362_n .jpg
nigel-harps1954
22/08/2011, 1:08 AM
You sure its not because of your bad jokes?
Oh do cheer up.
BonnieShels
22/08/2011, 6:03 PM
Missus doesn't want to go to her friends' wedding on Thursday. This is a super score!
BonnieShels
22/08/2011, 8:45 PM
I have now been informed that I am going to the wedding now.
Eminence Grise
22/08/2011, 9:09 PM
It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind, BS....
BonnieShels
22/08/2011, 10:20 PM
It surely is.
We now need a dress. Grr.
Eminence Grise
22/08/2011, 10:43 PM
Hey - great! You get a wedding and a day out shopping as a bonus.
No mention of shoes yet, but be prepared...:eek:
...then a bag...
...and a fascinator...:confused:
...all matching...naturellement...
...of course the really clued-in couples go colour co-ordinated...:sweat:
(So Mrs Grise informs me!)
We'll understand if you don't have time to post over the next few days!
BonnieShels
22/08/2011, 11:14 PM
No, all of those things have been mentioned. Lest we not forget about the hair! Now, a half day tomorrow should do it.
Christ wept.
Stevo Da Gull
23/08/2011, 12:59 AM
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Suck on that, bitches.. as Willie Shake'n'spear might say.
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