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[dancinpants]

Hey dfx, that was a wonderful "ode to Valentia". Nice dig at camoranesi and Blasi in there ;) But Mr Camoranesi's ratios are much better than the great Valentia. He has also been Xpert11 Captain more times than Valentia.

Points to Game percentage is

122.58% Camoranesi
93.75% Valentia

Xpert11 Appearances % (Captain %)

90.32% Camoranesi (Captain 67.85%)
65.17% Valentia (Captain 21.8%)

While Valentia is a great talent, theres only one Camoranesi ;)

[dfx-]

But who is still only 25 and the other already 30? ;)

I'm not having a dig, I'm saying that despite how good they are and who knows the amount of times Blasi has scored against us, I'd still have him instead.

I also said that even within our squad, Davidsson is our top scorer and then Maynooth and Boyle most assists, but for actual productivity and consistency over four seasons, he's always there when it matters.:p

[sligoman]

Anyone else fed up of dirty tricks facility? Think I should not allow them anymore?

[dancinpants]

Anyone else fed up of dirty tricks facility? Think I should not allow them anymore?

There seems to be alot more of it recently. Its up to you though sligoman. Can't say I'd miss it TBH - never used it.

Indeed you are correct about the age thing dfx. I'm going to have to seriously consider selling Camoranesi in a season or two if I want to recoup any decent money from him.

[DmanDmythDledge]

Anyone else fed up of dirty tricks facility? Think I should not allow them anymore?
They don't really do much imo. Even if it doesn't tell you who it was you always know it's your next opponent. I'd be in favour of getting rid of them.

[dancinpants]

Landenstown Forest - Loftys lazy 11 2 - 4
Patsys Fags - Pants AFC 2 - 2
UCD AFC - Ballymote Celtic XI 1 - 0
Burton Albion FC - Galway United 2 - 1
Lee FC - Sligo Rovers F.C. 2 - 2
Flynnys knees - Franchise City FC 7 - 0
Cobh Ramblers F.C - Provisional SRFC 0 - 4

Now I'm p!ssed :mad: . I had two matches today, both matches I was leading 2-0, both matches the equaliser came deep into injury time. Its a fcukin fix I tell ya!!!

Only a point in it now :(

[lofty9]

We are flying !!

Forget your Cameronesi and Valentia, there's new kids in town - Patrick Ullander defender 12 goals - 4 assists, and Zach Milbourne 11 goals 7 assists....

Just need a better keeper now and we'll have a very very good side.

[dancinpants]

We are flying !!

Forget your Cameronesi and Valentia, there's new kids in town - Patrick Ullander defender 12 goals - 4 assists, and Zach Milbourne 11 goals 7 assists....

Just need a better keeper now and we'll have a very very good side.

You're away to Pants next Tuesday..."Well hello there favourite opponent!!" :D

:o Just poxed myself didn't I?

[dfx-]

Excellent set of results:cool:

Forest lose at home, Pants draw from the lead, Fags draw and now have one fit striker and a suspension for their trip to us next week, Sligs draw and meanwhile we win 4-0.

With Valentia marked and all, he scores after 11 minutes...whilst Davidsson does the late damage [phew, I put a lot of pressure on him there tonight :D ]

[lofty9]

You're away to Pants next Tuesday..."Well hello there favourite opponent!!" :D

:o Just poxed myself didn't I?

Hope so!! Ya bloody jinx!:p

[sligoman]

Sligs draw and meanwhile we win 4-0.Good result for us given the away factor and opposition. Terrible result for ye though, only scoring 4 against 2nd bottom. Tough times for shams!:eek:

[dfx-]

I know and still only 0-1 after 80 minutes...I'll have to take back their win bonus:mad:

[Bluebeard]

Reasonable result for us tonight - biggest win of the season in the league. I cannot believe that we were below Franchise City when I took over. Thanks to Dman and Sligoman for ensuring that we have crept up to 10th. If we can keep up this form, we might make the top half. I suspect that it might be a different matter when we start playing the top five next week. Still 13 points and 12 goals in 5 games is decent for a team that had 4 points from 10 or 12 games.

Bring on the Provos!

[dfx-]

Flynny's Knees have beaten us 4-0 at home last season...you'll do well against the top five and probably us:o


Even if it doesn't tell you who it was you always know it's your next opponent.

Not for me...eh, sligoman?:p

[sligoman]

Not for me...eh, sligoman?:p:confused: What are you on about now?;)

Flynnys Knees have always been a good opposition for me, usually worth a few points to me. Hope that doesn't stop soon...

[Bluebeard]

:confused: What are you on about now?;)

Flynnys Knees have always been a good opposition for me, usually worth a few points to me. Hope that doesn't stop soon...

I believe that you have just invited a major jinx on yourself.

Or at least I hope so.

[dfx-]

I might add though that other than that 4-0 win, the Knees only claimed maybe two draws in the other ten games...but maybe the tide is turning their way. We are better than mid-last season anyway..I think.

[DmanDmythDledge]

Gav why the fcuk did you have to log in?:D

[dfx-]

Ouch :p

[DmanDmythDledge]

I was looking forward to playing a team with a striker in defence, keeper in midfield and no sign of Johnston or Youghal.:mad:

[dfx-]

I know the feeling - it's happened to us already this season...Johnston, Crane, Youghal, Walsh, Carlos got a boost against us and got a 2-2 draw.

[sligoman]

Burton Albion FC 2-1 Ballymote Celtic XI
Provisional SRFC 5-0 Patsys Fags
Lee FC 2-3 Flynnys knees
Sligo Rovers F.C. 2-0 Cobh Ramblers F.C
Franchise City FC 2-4 UCD AFC
Loftys lazy 11 3-0 Galway United
Pants AFC 2-1 Landenstown Forest

I close to within 2 points of 4th spot, thank you Pants!:p

[dancinpants]

I close to within 2 points of 4th spot, thank you Pants!:p

Your welcome....despite yer opinion in the last press release.

... I kind of agree with it though :o

[sligoman]

Your welcome....despite yer opinion in the last press release.

... I kind of agree with it though :oKnew it would annoy you and since I'm always picking at shams I said I'd go for you for a change:D.

[dancinpants]

S'pose - us big teams are up there to be shot at ;)

[sligoman]

S'pose - us big teams are up there to be shot at ;)You wish!:rolleyes:

btw, I think I'm going to terminate the Eire Premiership league. Not enough interest really and a couple of people have dropped out since last season. That ok with the league members here?

[dancinpants]

You wish!:rolleyes:

btw, I think I'm going to terminate the Eire Premiership league. Not enough interest really and a couple of people have dropped out since last season. That ok with the league members here?


Aye ye might aswell. Wish there was a way to transfer players from our teams there to our teams in the main league. :(

[sligoman]

Aye ye might aswell. Wish there was a way to transfer players from our teams there to our teams in the main league. :(I'll have to retire as Champions then:p

If you wanna take it over though I'll appoint you? If not I'll kill it next time I log in.

[dancinpants]

If you wanna take it over though I'll appoint you? If not I'll kill it next time I log in.

Nah man, I wouldn't be fcuked with running it.

Is there no way to move players over though?

[DmanDmythDledge]

I was looking forward to playing a team with a striker in defence, keeper in midfield and no sign of Johnston or Youghal.
This still happened.:D

6/6 in the pools as well.:cool: If only you had more faith in yourself DP!:p

[dfx-]

I know it was a weakened 10 man Fags side, but nobody beats them 5-0 :cool:

That's a 6-0, 5-1, 0-4 and 5-0 in the last five games too

[DmanDmythDledge]

It's just like Dream Team:

Torin Donegan came home and found his girlfriend in bed with Per-Olof Carlsson. The two ex-mates now have a frosty relationship which has affected their form negatively.

[sligoman]

Looking forward to tomorrow, some very big games. Hoping to move to 4th place:o.

Best possible outcome for me is Rovers to win and Landenstown to draw and then I'll pass them out while still keeping ground on the Provo's;). Hope it happens!

[dfx-]

Pants v lofty
Forest v Provos
Patsys Fags v Sligo

Big games alright..

We've a poor record at the Canalside and there's a sniff of revenge I guess from the Tree Huggers - not looking forawrd to that...Best of course is a draw at the Pantywell, a first away win in Kildare and Blasi and Miller to recover and demolish the Sligs like the good ol' days. ;)

I'll settle for just a draw in Kildare though :D

[ollie]

I have my house in order for this game anyway..will prob get hammered again knowing my luck..

[sligoman]

I have my house in order for this game anyway..will prob get hammered again knowing my luck..Feck ya, was hoping you wouldn't log in and sort out yer team:(. I'll have to up my win bonus now so:o.

[ollie]

the funny thing is that i was logging on a couple of times a week and i thought the team wasn't tooo bad but the results just were not going for me.
Blazi is pushing on and his form has dropped big time so that hasn't helped either...looks like i will have to get another unreal striker out of somewhere..:(

[steno]

Pants v lofty
Forest v Provos
Patsys Fags v Sligo

Big games alright..

We've a poor record at the Canalside and there's a sniff of revenge I guess from the Tree Huggers - not looking forawrd to that...Best of course is a draw at the Pantywell, a first away win in Kildare and Blasi and Miller to recover and demolish the Sligs like the good ol' days. ;)

I'll settle for just a draw in Kildare though :D


Up and rearing for this game. That demoltion last time still hurts.

[dancinpants]

The unbeaten record is no more. Loftys finally got one over on me, beating us 2-0. Luckily Forest beat the Provos so they're atill at arms length for now.

My players form has absolutely collapsed in the last week or two, and even training is having little affect. :confused:

Away to Galway next :o

2007-07-24 Landenstown Forest - Provisional SRFC 1 - 0 (1 - 0)
2007-07-24 UCD AFC - Lee FC 3 - 0 (0 - 0)
2007-07-24 Flynnys knees - Cobh Ramblers F.C 3 - 0 (2 - 0)
2007-07-24 Galway United - Ballymote Celtic XI 1 - 3 (1 - 1)
2007-07-24 Pants AFC - Loftys lazy 11 0 - 2 (0 - 0)
2007-07-24 Patsys Fags - Sligo Rovers F.C. 2 - 2 (2 - 1)
2007-07-24 Franchise City FC - Burton Albion FC 3 - 4 (1 - 1)

[dfx-]

1-0 dagnamit

Free scoring Hoops stopped in the game they needed just two :mad:

[sligoman]

Should have won but I'll take the draw. Getting a point away to Fags is not bad at all;).

[dfx-]

Pah, two midtable, middle-of-the-road, a-ok, petering along at a safe speed, Bohemians of teams..:p

[steno]

1-0 YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

3rd place up for grabs now. Have the Sligs next though.....

[lofty9]

I sent my team out to cheat for the first time ever and we finally get a win against the Pants. A lesson for the kids - Cheating pays off!! Also offered them the biggest bonus ever.

[Bluebeard]

:mad:
Damn your lack of ambition, Sligoman - if you'd to win last night, I'd be level with the Fags and with a good chance of topping them next week and going towards getting above them on goal difference too. It is now my mission to finish above you, as rightful punishment for your lack of purpose.
:mad:

[sligoman]

It is now my mission to finish above you, as rightful punishment for your lack of purpose.
:mad:Bring it on bitch:p

[ollie]

I sent my team out to cheat for the first time ever and we finally get a win against the Pants. A lesson for the kids - Cheating pays off!! Also offered them the biggest bonus ever.

I think i better go with that option so because i cant buy a win at the moment

[Bluebeard]

Bring it on bitch:p

Ohhhhhhh, it's ooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[dfx-]

1-0 YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

3rd place up for grabs now. Have the Sligs next though.....

I'm away to lofty though..still have won there more times than at the Canalside though:o

[DmanDmythDledge]

Perfect timing for Cobh to sign an 11 skilled midfielder.:rolleyes: Same thing happened to me in my xpert league this week, playing my promotion rivals with the season nearly over and they sign 4 8 skilled players in 2 days.:eek: