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dfx-

07/10/2006, 3:31 AM

Provisional SRFC's impending opening league match with Landenstown Forest has nothing to do with the current problems with dirty tricks....*

*Just thought I should mention that...:D

steno

08/10/2006, 3:33 PM

Provisional SRFC's impending opening league match with Landenstown Forest has nothing to do with the current problems with dirty tricks....*

*Just thought I should mention that...:D

We've hired a private eye to find out the perpetrators will be found out and shamed ruthlessly:D

dfx-

10/10/2006, 12:16 AM

Can any Randy Leprechauns or local Tree Huggers recommend decent hotels or B&Bs to stay after the game for the travelling Provos contingent?;)

sligoman

10/10/2006, 1:51 PM

Can any Randy Leprechauns or local Tree Huggers recommend decent hotels or B&Bs to stay after the game for the travelling Provos contingent?;)I believe theirs a couple of homeless shelters been opened specially for the visit of Shams. Failing that, they have a good prison;).

dfx-

10/10/2006, 4:50 PM

Our fans and players have expensive and demanding tastes - those are the cheaper alternatives, we don't do that...;)

sligoman

10/10/2006, 4:56 PM

Our fans and players have expensive and demanding tastes - those are the cheaper alternatives, we don't do that...;)I believe yer fans often stay in such places when on away trips don't they?:confused: :p

dfx-

10/10/2006, 5:07 PM

Nope, you believe wrong - often, we just head back and celebrate the victory in Dublin. There's not many places around the league so far are worth staying in either, Landenstown Forest looks nice enough though...:cool: :p

sligoman

10/10/2006, 7:34 PM

Pants AFC 0-0 Sligo Allstars FC

UCD AFC 2-1 St.Patricks Athletic

Longford Town 2-3 Flynnys knees

Fanging Hoons 0-2 Phibsboro Raptors

Landenstown Forest 2-1 Provisional SRFC

Patsys Fags 3-0 Dynamo BBT

Sligo Rovers F.C. 4-0 Burton Albion FC

Loftys lazy 11 3-0 Realaletalk

celebrate the victory in DublinWon't be celebrating anything tonight ha?:p.

We are top of the league, say we are top of the league. We intend staying there too:cool:.

steno

10/10/2006, 8:04 PM

Can any Randy Leprechauns or local Tree Huggers recommend decent hotels or B&Bs to stay after the game for the travelling Provos contingent?

Would recommend a nice beech tree, plenty of room for all you Provisional supporters up in the branches, won't go near the Ash trees shaft you every time, plus they are not very sturdy on a stormy night.
Normally most trees have compliamentary chains to tie yourself to the trunk if you so choose. :D

Landenstown Forest looks nice enough though...

Too damn right:cool:

Landenstown Forest 2-1 Provisional SRFC

The Randy Lepreauchans will be celebrating tonight.

Won a bit of money on the xpert pools as well, will give you a chance next week to win it back sligoman;)

sligoman

10/10/2006, 8:08 PM

Anyone having trouble getting onto Xpert Eleven at the mo? I was in the middle of creating a cup and now I can't get on,:confused:.

steno

10/10/2006, 8:14 PM

Was on 10 min ago and it was fine, hang on will try again. Was one time when the homepage said the server was too busy.

No problem getting in. Have Provisional SRFC in the cup.

sligoman

10/10/2006, 8:19 PM

No problem getting in. Have Provisional SRFC in the cup.It's more than I can do. Who'd I get?:). EDIT: got in now...

Cup Draw: (Ties played over two legs)

Home(1st leg) - Home(2nd leg)
Realaletalk - Loftys lazy 11
Fanging Hoons - Sligo Rovers F.C.
Landenstown Forest - Provisional SRFC
Burton Albion FC - Pants AFC
Longford Town - UCD AFC
Sligo Allstars FC - Patsys Fags
Flynnys knees - St.Patricks Athletic
Dynamo BBT - Phibsboro Raptors

steno

10/10/2006, 8:21 PM

Realaletalk - Loftys lazy 11
Loftys lazy 11 - Realaletalk
Fanging Hoons - Sligo Rovers F.C.
Sligo Rovers F.C. - Fanging Hoons
Landenstown Forest - Provisional SRFC
Provisional SRFC - Landenstown Forest
Burton Albion FC - Pants AFC
Pants AFC - Burton Albion FC
Longford Town - UCD AFC
UCD AFC - Longford Town
Sligo Allstars FC - Patsys Fags
Patsys Fags - Sligo Allstars FC
Flynnys knees - St.Patricks Athletic
St.Patricks Athletic - Flynnys knees
Phibsboro Raptors - Dynamo BBT
Dynamo BBT - Phibsboro Raptors

Its an interesting draw

steno

10/10/2006, 8:22 PM

You beat me to it:o :D

dfx-

10/10/2006, 8:38 PM

No problem getting in. Have Provisional SRFC in the cup.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jaysis. :(

Turning into a right little bogey team:D

Of the 'big three' though, we're the ones away and probably had the hardest game... :cool:

sligoman

10/10/2006, 8:45 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jaysis.

Turning into a right little bogey team

Of the 'big three' though, we're the ones away and probably had the hardest game... :cool:Define "big tree";)

*waits to see if the sham includes us in his top three*:D

dfx-

10/10/2006, 8:48 PM

The big three are the three who have either won something in three seasons or always been competing.....

so that rules out Sligo, I suppose;)

:p

steno

10/10/2006, 8:51 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jaysis. :(

Turning into a right little bogey team

Of the 'big three' though, we're the ones away and probably had the hardest game... :cool:

Have started to look forward to this fixture in recent times:D

sligoman

10/10/2006, 8:52 PM

so that rules out Sligo, I supposeBut yet...

Primera Liga all time standings:

1 Patsys Fags 53 33 15 5 141 - 67 74 114
2 Provisional SRFC 53 35 7 11 158 - 67 91 112
3 Sligo Rovers F.C. 53 23 15 15 85 - 71 14 84
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
4 Longford Town 53 25 7 21 113 - 105 8 82
5 Flynnys knees 53 19 14 20 88 - 84 4 71
6 Phibsboro Raptors 53 16 17 20 91 - 89 2 65
7 Pants AFC 37 15 9 13 60 - 58 2 54
8 Loftys lazy 11 17 12 3 2 44 - 20 24 39
9 Sligo Allstars FC 39 7 10 22 43 - 88 -45 31
10 Fanging Hoons 39 7 4 28 47 - 109 -62 25
11 UCD AFC 23 5 1 17 17 - 55 -38 16
12 Landenstown Forest 1 1 0 0 2 - 1 1 3
13 St.Patricks Athletic 1 0 0 1 1 - 2 -1 0
14 Dynamo BBT 1 0 0 1 0 - 3 -3 0
15 Realaletalk 1 0 0 1 0 - 3 -3 0
16 Burton Albion FC 1 0 0 1 0 - 4 -4 0

:p.

dfx-

10/10/2006, 8:56 PM

steno

10/10/2006, 9:02 PM

*stares into Sligo's trophy cabinet......sees space*:p

The gap between 1, 2 and 3 is bigger than I thought though :eek:

Perhaps we'll have to develop a hostile reputation at Forest...it works well for us at Sligo and in Caark;)

Hostile! you injured my midfield captain and one of my defenders, serious doubts for the cup they are.

As long as we don't go like Ireland at the moment, injury wise.

sligoman

10/10/2006, 9:04 PM

*stares into Sligo's trophy cabinet......sees space*:pI'm still in the top 3 though:p
As long as we don't go like Ireland at the moment, injury wise.Or results wise surely?:p.

dfx-

10/10/2006, 9:09 PM

Never touched them steno...they probably got injured from their twentieth dive on that bog of a pitch...;)

Or results wise surely?:p.

Or manager wise either....:D

sligoman

10/10/2006, 9:11 PM

Or manager wise either....:DSteno the new Staunton?:eek: The gaffor ha?:p

steno

10/10/2006, 9:16 PM

Steno the new Staunton?:eek: The gaffor ha?:p

Don't flater the man he's not a tap on me:D

dfx-

12/10/2006, 10:21 PM

Borko Gabrilovic was in town shopping yesterday evening an saw a pair of trousers which he just had to have. Unfortunately he had no money on him and he had also left his card at home. Borko Gabrilovic then chose to walk into a fitting room, put the trousers on and then just walk out of the shop. Naturally the alarm went off and the police arrived and took him into custody. The player now has to spend some time behind bars.

*awaits the smart comments*:rolleyes: :D

sligoman

12/10/2006, 10:33 PM

I believe yer fans often stay in such places when on away trips don't they?:confused:
*awaits the smart comments*I didn't realise yer players actually enjoyed spending time behind bars...thought it was just the fans;)

dfx-

12/10/2006, 10:44 PM

He was stitched up (pardon the pun:D ) - must've been a slig judge - Provisional SRFC fully back Borko and will pay for his appeal.:cool: :p

Block G Raptor

13/10/2006, 12:14 PM

Typical Rovers SC**M. Just kidding DFX your the only non-Scummy rovers fan I know

steno

13/10/2006, 1:10 PM

He was stitched up (pardon the pun:D ) - must've been a slig judge - Provisional SRFC fully back Borko and will pay for his appeal.

I demand that he is punished to the full extent of the law and kept in jail until at least next week or after saturdays game!:p :D

dfx-

13/10/2006, 2:50 PM

Typical Rovers SC**M. Just kidding DFX your the only non-Scummy rovers fan I know

Do you know many of us?:D

At this moment Borko, our free kick specialist will only be out for the first leg...

Block G Raptor

13/10/2006, 3:02 PM

Do you know many of us?:D

A few My Auld Lad for starters (I stand over what I said above)

steno

13/10/2006, 10:20 PM

Do you know many of us?:D

At this moment Borko, our free kick specialist will only be out for the first leg...

Thank God!. Might spare one or two of my players from a further chopping after the last game:p

dfx-

14/10/2006, 1:07 AM

And Gabrilovic is good at that....he's only played nine games for us, managed five bookings, one red card and six goals for good measure...

So he's made an impact very quickly then...:D

steno

14/10/2006, 7:24 PM

And Gabrilovic is good at that....he's only played nine games for us, managed five bookings, one red card and six goals for good measure...

So he's made an impact very quickly then...:D

:eek: BUTCHER!

dfx-

14/10/2006, 7:29 PM

You should see the 'special' qualities he has - that *might* explain it :D :D

He'll be back tomorrow as well ready for the next side - best signing I've made:p

sligoman

15/10/2006, 8:12 PM

Great comeback for me in the cup, 2-0 down and won 3-2. That's what quality players do for you Dfx:p

steno

19/10/2006, 9:41 PM

Press release from Fanging Hoons

Fanging Hoons now use 11 players
in a major **** up fanging hoons will now be playing 11 players in the game, not just the six who had been playing before. it looks like the coach has no idea whats going on. i hope this is enough for the 250 words of a press release to get the cash. Well with these extra fifty words now that should get there so all I will say is cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash cash

What was that about quality players:D :p

sligoman

21/10/2006, 6:40 PM

I'm through to the next round of the cup!:) Provos are too:mad:

dfx-

21/10/2006, 6:42 PM

The Butcher strikes again ;)

Provos are too:mad:

:p

dancinpants

21/10/2006, 8:58 PM

Do away goals count? :o If so I'm through :D

steno

21/10/2006, 9:13 PM

Oh man what a bad week. We had our ass handed to us in our league game against Loftys Lazy 11 and now I've lost to the provos:(

dfx-

22/10/2006, 3:34 PM

Oh man what a bad week. We had our ass handed to us in our league game against Loftys Lazy 11 and now I've lost to the provos:(

Just about lost to the Provos....:eek: :mad:

steno

22/10/2006, 3:57 PM

Losing is still losing!.:( :mad: :p

dfx-

22/10/2006, 4:07 PM

Winning 1-0 doesn't bode well for the future though - I'll just have to resume kicking them around the training pitch at 0500 tomorrow morning...:ball:

Even played a badly injured Valentia to eke out a result...:mad:

steno

22/10/2006, 8:14 PM

Blow was softened today though when my team in the Dream League who Landenstown Forest ground share with picked up a valuable three points against the team in second place in their division.:eek:

Still doesn't change matters, plenty of defensive drills in training next week.:mad: