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sligoman
07/08/2006, 10:29 PM
As I said before, twas only the mickey mouse cup anyway. Don't know why I bothered creating it really:p.
Yea...but you were supposed to win...;) :p
sligoman
07/08/2006, 10:44 PM
Yea...but you were supposed to win...;) :pPsssh, I've more important things to be focussing on. Like the league title;).
Have you not given up on that yet? :p :D
You must be at least 12 points behind....another year of no silverware in Sligeach so...;)
sligoman
07/08/2006, 11:10 PM
Have you not given up on that yet? :p :D
Well ya see, unlike you, I don't give up until it's mathmatically impossible for me not to win the league. I have faith in my team, something you can only dream of having!:p.
I have every faith in my team to chase lofty, but we realise that considering our form and age of our squad, we still know it'll be probably unachievable. We deal with realistic hopes afterall and try to achieve them...;)
No use in false hopes going nowhere....;) :p
sligoman
07/08/2006, 11:19 PM
No use in false hopes:pNo use in you so?:p.
That nice new big shiny cup of ours will keep our supporters and board happy for at least this season.....what will keep yours happy?;) :p
sligoman
07/08/2006, 11:25 PM
That nice new big shiny cup of ours will keep our supporters and board happy for at least this season.....what will keep yours happy?:pI can pleasure them all with my big...........:eek:........wallet!:p.
:D
You should rename yourself $ligo Rov€rs then...:p
P.S. How many times have you been beaten at home this season...?;)
sligoman
07/08/2006, 11:31 PM
You should rename yourself $ligo Rov€rs then...:p
P.S. How many times have you been beaten at home this season...?;)Ssshhhhhh. I think it's past yer bed time dfx;).
It is, but I'm wide awake and preparing for any challenges ahead:cool:
Shouldn't you be busy in Lovely Leitrim?;)
sligoman
07/08/2006, 11:40 PM
It is, but I'm wide awake and preparing for any challenges aheadWell feck you. I've been working all day so I'm ****ed now and off to bed:o:D
Shouldn't you be busy in Lovely Leitrim?No, see new location;).
Lightweight..:p
In another private league I've just got this:
Eoin Dalkey has written a book about his life and career. The book is a success with the fans but many of the players are not so keen on it. In many matters Eoin Dalkey has perhaps been a bit too outspoken. He has talked about Tuathal Bonner's earlier problems with alcohol, Freddie Gandon's active sex life and also his own personal relationship with Naoise Bulben's wife. Tuathal Bonner, Freddie Gandon and Naoise Bulben are very upset they lose a lot of form.
:eek:
dancinpants
09/08/2006, 10:33 PM
Ah balls...got LoftyLazy's in the cup!!! :mad:
Red&White Rover
09/08/2006, 10:38 PM
Naomhán Sandycove has been caught inhaling a very strong white powder of Colombian origin. The player says he only did it to get rid of a nasty cold and swears he had no idea it was anything illegal. Because of this incident the player is suspended for 2 matches
:eek:
They *are* beatable though..and you are at home..and anything can happen in the cup....
Well well well, UCD...:ball:
sligoman
09/08/2006, 10:50 PM
Lightweight..:pI'm still working there, just not living there:p
Well well well, UCD...Hey, that could have been us:mad:.
Yeah, it could've been...but you went out again to lower opposition:p
....and surely knowing the head-to-head record, we're the last team you want to play....:) :p
It's away though...hmmm tricky tie
sligoman
09/08/2006, 11:28 PM
It's away though...hmmm tricky tieActually no, all games are been played at a neutral venue as theirs only one leg. I made sure of that;).
That's yer first excuse refused, which one's next?:p.
Nah, that's much handier now, no home advantage factor...:cool: :p
Dman looks like he's out for another scalp, so I'm sure he'll know everything about us fairly quickly..:ball:
DmanDmythDledge
09/08/2006, 11:32 PM
Well well well, UCD...:ball::D
Yeah, it could've been...but you went out again to lower opposition That will be changed soon enough;)
Might even be swapping places with Sligo;)
I wanted Longford
*throws a strop and stamps his feet*
sligoman
09/08/2006, 11:48 PM
Might even be swapping places with SligoNot a chance. Whatever about the cups, the league is where I'm flying. I'm only 3 points behind you remember;).
btw, who you playing next?:confused: cos I'm expecting no less than 3 points in my next game:cool:.
Longford......at home:cool:
3 points with a game in hand on all below..;)
sligoman
10/08/2006, 12:05 AM
Longford......at home
3 points with a game in hand on all belowWell yer playing a team with no manager so if you don't win I'm sacking you for been a disgrace:p :D
I'm off, some of us have work in the morning;).
I've just looked at the UCD - Sligo cup game......................:eek:
No surprise there was 5 minutes of injury time..:eek:
DmanDmythDledge
10/08/2006, 12:32 AM
I've just looked at the UCD - Sligo cup game......................:eek:
No surprise there was 5 minutes of injury time
Cheating b*stards Sligo:D Should have had more sent off.:mad:
DmanDmythDledge
11/08/2006, 8:13 PM
Lost 4-0. Can't believe it. Expected to lose but I expected a fight from my players. Was always going to be difficult without my best player(captain) and with my top midfielder getting injured in the first half.
Bye-bye league.:(
And we're going into the cup tie on the back of four wins in a row 10 wins out of 12, a compulsory 5-0 win and players back from suspension and new guys settling in..
This would be the very time I'd lose...:rolleyes: :D
DmanDmythDledge
11/08/2006, 10:46 PM
And we're going into the cup tie on the back of four wins in a row 10 wins out of 12, a compulsory 5-0 win and players back from suspension and new guys settling in..
This would be the very time I'd lose...:rolleyes: :D
Well I hope to fcuk it is.:D
Hopefully my keeper deal went through...
For all the wins that we've notched up in the 3 seasons so far and the second places and cup wins and individual player awards, we have never won 5 competitive games in a row..
*worried*:o
sligoman
11/08/2006, 11:09 PM
Had a rightful goal disallowed tonight, would have won otherwise:mad:. ****ing "Xpert" referees:rolleyes:.
dancinpants
11/08/2006, 11:09 PM
I CANNOT win away FFS!! Jesus, what do I have to do...Pats are managerless too aren't they?
In serious danger of blowing it, considering 3 of my last 5 games are.....AWAY :eek:
Two home games are against UCD, and DBBT...they're gonny get the kitchen sink treatment :mad:
No you won't. Best away record in the league and best manager.
Oh deary me...
....just went and poxed yerself!!! The SuperGretna of Xperteleven :D
DmanDmythDledge
11/08/2006, 11:14 PM
Oh deary me...
....just went and poxed yerself!!! The SuperGretna of Xperteleven :D
I think I was drunk when I said that?....
Well done on winning the league anyway:D :D
dancinpants
11/08/2006, 11:18 PM
I think I was drunk when I said that?....
Well done on winning the league anyway:D :D
Don't forget I still need 2 points to gaurantee it so its not over yet boss!!!, My last two games are away, and we're sh!te away from home!!. :o
DmanDmythDledge
11/08/2006, 11:24 PM
Don't forget I still need 2 points to gaurantee it so its not over yet boss!!!, My last two games are away, and we're sh!te away from home!!. :o
Won your last 2 away if I'm correct? Games coming up are against the 2 worst teams in the league. You have to have it won.
cos I'm expecting no less than 3 points in my next game:cool:.
Ahem.....;) :p
sligoman
11/08/2006, 11:55 PM
Ahem.....:p
Had a rightful goal disallowed tonight, would have won otherwise:mad:. ****ing "Xpert" referees:rolleyes:.Ahem...
Well then you should've went and scored another rightful one then shouldn't you?:p
...youz didn't, youz failed..:p 5 points with a game in hand now..;)
De Town
12/08/2006, 12:19 AM
How are Longford Town getting on these days?? :D
sligoman
12/08/2006, 12:25 AM
How are Longford Town getting on these days?? :DGet away you, yer sacked!:p.
De Town
12/08/2006, 12:27 AM
Get away you, yer sacked!:p.
Unfairly sacked...
sligoman
12/08/2006, 12:31 AM
Unfairly sacked...Now come on, you were warned several times and you said you weren't interested in xpert eleven anymore. If yer willing to come back, I can re-activate you as manager as nobody has shown interest in taking over yer team yet(unsurprisingly:p)
De Town
12/08/2006, 12:33 AM
Now come on, you were warned several times and you said you weren't interested in xpert eleven anymore. If yer willing to come back, I can re-activate you as manager as nobody has shown interest in taking over yer team yet(unsurprisingly:p)
I might actually rejoin...:D What division are WE in??
sligoman
12/08/2006, 12:35 AM
I might actually rejoin...:D What division are WE in??Still Primera Liga. Yer in relegation zone now though after tonight's 5-0 defeat to Shams;).
De Town
12/08/2006, 12:37 AM
Still Primera Liga. Yer in relegation zone now though after tonight's 5-0 defeat to Shams;).
And do we have a chance of survival?? Many games left etc.?
sligoman
12/08/2006, 12:40 AM
And do we have a chance of survival?? Many games left etc.?Worried that if you come back you mightn't be able to say "I've never been relegated as a manager" like a certain Mr. Collins?:D.
Yer 6 points behind safety with 5 games left, could make an interesting finish if you come back?
EDIT, also forgot, yer still in the league cup. Up against Pat's in next round on Monday
De Town
12/08/2006, 10:59 AM
Worried that if you come back you mightn't be able to say "I've never been relegated as a manager" like a certain Mr. Collins?:D.
Yer 6 points behind safety with 5 games left, could make an interesting finish if you come back?
EDIT, also forgot, yer still in the league cup. Up against Pat's in next round on Monday
Right go on so!
Red&White Rover
12/08/2006, 11:57 AM
lost 1-0 at home to pats:mad:
3 points behind them know with 2 games left.
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