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sligoman
05/12/2006, 8:08 PM
Pants AFC 2-0 Provisional SRFC:D
Patsys Fags 2-0 Phibsboro Raptors
St.Patricks Athletic 2-2 Landenstown Forest
UCD AFC 3-2 Loftys lazy 11:eek:
Sligo Rovers F.C. 2-1 Flynnys knees:cool:
Dynamo BBT 4-0 Longford Town
Realaletalk 1-3 Fanging Hoons
FC Sligo 0-0 Burton Albion FC
My defence...deary deary me...done fine for 45 minutes then must have got lost trying to get back out of the tunnel after half time and ten minutes later, the game is over..:rolleyes: :D
DmanDmythDledge
05/12/2006, 10:35 PM
UCD AFC 3-2 Loftys lazy 11:eek:
After losing 5-1 to the Shams I forgot to change my suicide tactics.:eek: Just as well I didn't now.;)
Having a really busy week in work. I log into Xpert11 and the Sligs have overtaken me in the league table.
It just doesn't get any easier!.
sligoman
08/12/2006, 7:50 PM
I log into Xpert11 and the Sligs have overtaken me in the league table.You can expect to be looking up at us for most of the season from here on in too:p.
The honeymoon period is over for you now;).
DmanDmythDledge
08/12/2006, 11:23 PM
The honeymoon period is over for you now;).
Exactly. UCD AFC are up next!;)
Not since youz lost 5-1 to out of form legends...:p
DmanDmythDledge
08/12/2006, 11:34 PM
Not since youz lost 5-1 to out of form legends...:p
League table?
Record against the top 3?
steno
09/12/2006, 11:44 AM
Honeymoon peroid arsebiscuits!
We're in 4th cos we are just that good!:p
sligoman
09/12/2006, 3:42 PM
Sligo Rovers F.C. are pleased to announce the signing of 23 year old midfielder, Patrick Colbourne for a fee of 5,991,100 Econ. Colbourne was been chased by a lot of clubs lately but he's obviously an intelligent man to have made the choice to sign for Rovers.
:cool:
A further press release is expected in the coming days.
GavinZac
09/12/2006, 4:48 PM
Sligo Rovers F.C. are pleased to announce the signing of 23 year old midfielder, Patrick Colbourne for a fee of 5,991,100 Econ. Colbourne was been chased by a lot of clubs lately but he's obviously an intelligent man to have made the choice to sign for Rovers.
:cool:
A further press release is expected in the coming days.
just signed up, any chance of getting a team? :)
sligoman
09/12/2006, 6:54 PM
just signed up, any chance of getting a team? :)No problem but I see you've already applied for a new team. Now because we're in the middle of a season, you can't actually take over a new team til that ends and that's not til May(I think). What you need to do is re-apply for an existing team and I'll sack an inactive manager in the the mean time.
GavinZac
09/12/2006, 8:40 PM
No problem but I see you've already applied for a new team. Now because we're in the middle of a season, you can't actually take over a new team til that ends and that's not til May(I think). What you need to do is re-apply for an existing team and I'll sack an inactive manager in the the mean time.
ok! :)
sligoman
09/12/2006, 9:04 PM
ok! :)All done. Your team has been approved along with Red&White(Derry fan). You've taken over Longford Town and R&W has taken over Realaletalk. Welcome aboard!
GavinZac
09/12/2006, 11:27 PM
All done. Your team has been approved along with Red&White(Derry fan). You've taken over Longford Town and R&W has taken over Realaletalk. Welcome aboard!
:D Im proud to be at the helm of such a huge club
Barndywell FC - Patsys Fags 0 - 5 (0 - 2)
Provisional SRFC - Flynnys knees 1 - 0 (0 - 0)
Burton Albion FC - St.Patricks Athletic 2 - 0 (2 - 0)
Loftys lazy 11 - Pants AFC 1 - 2 (0 - 2) :eek:
Phibsboro Raptors - Sligo Rovers F.C. 2 - 1 (2 - 1) :cool:
Once Were Wanderers - Fanging Hoons 3 - 0 (2 - 0)
Dynamo BBT - FC Sligo 0 - 1 (0 - 0)
UCD AFC - Landenstown Forest 1 - 0 (0 - 0)
Borko pops up with another deciding goal - in the last minute this time and on our anniversary as well...:cool:
sligoman
12/12/2006, 9:44 PM
A few surprise results tonight alright-me and Lofty losing but even more surprisingly, the shams actually winning:eek: :D
Surprised us as much..particularly as I had nothing set up for this game:D
Last four games = LWLW
Difficult couple of games coming up against the Raptors and ollie and lofty...but squashed between is a handy trip to Sligland:cool:
GavinZac
12/12/2006, 10:12 PM
Once Were Wanderers - Fanging Hoons
3 (2 - 0) 0
Tomas Davis Park Tallaght
2006-12-12 20:30
Referee: Ann Onym (S6, H4)
17 1 - 0 Header from a cross: Goal scorer was Nioclás Walsh assisted by Guillem Urbano
19 2 - 0 Shot in the penalty area: Goal scorer was Gaspar Atalaia assisted by Ruarc O´Riley
28 Ruarí Lynch in Fanging Hoons was injured and was substituted by Kevan Walsh
90 3 - 0 Header from a cross: Goal scorer was Dusko Balaban assisted by Gaspar Atalaia
Possession: 51 - 49 (61-39)
Chances: 8 - 2 (6-1)
:) what a start! OWW are coming for the top spot lads :D
dancinpants
12/12/2006, 11:12 PM
Loftys lazy 11 - Pants AFC 1 - 2 (0 - 2) :eek:
I swear we must be the most Jeykell Hyde team in that league.
lofty9
13/12/2006, 10:42 AM
:mad: "Memo to self.... play your best feckin team and stop messing around"
Congrats, DP on your derby win.............
(choke)
cuising along in 1st place!
lofty9
13/12/2006, 3:30 PM
cuising along in 1st place!
Well done, but it's having an adverse effect on your spelling though!
I think fumbling about in 2nd/3rd, even last place is better if it means having my brain in order. You should really think about this, I reckon it would be better for you to drop a few points therefore you can focus your energies on learning to spell again.
You will be a winner no matter, we will still admire patsy's fogs or is it figs?:p
There are worries within the Provisional SRFC camp ahead of their trip to Phibsboro at the weekend..
Given that an anniversary party was held after the victory over Flynny's Knees to celebrate one year in charge, the Christmas party was held on Wednesday night. A long night of celebration was had by all on a themed night where Dougal Maynooth turned up as a marksman, Barra Valentia turned up as an anti-Santa inspired by Fr. Dougal, Nolan Breen dressed up as old sage and Borko Gabrilovic hit back at his critics by dressing as a butcher with a Santa hat. It is believed that much 'enjoyment' was had, but players left through the back door because of the state they were in.
This morning at training, club officials denied that the reason players didn't want to speak to the media was because they were still hungover and reeked of alcohol....
It could be a long 90 minutes on Saturday..:ball:
sligoman
16/12/2006, 6:41 PM
Provisional SRFC 3-1 Sligo Rovers F.C. Reserves.
Unconvincing performance from the Provo's to say the least, especially against a junior side:p.
An off-form, new formation Provisional SRFC hammer Sligo Rovers FC with a goal head start.
Even amongst a tumultuous season, it's great how some things never change eh? ;)
sligoman
17/12/2006, 1:10 PM
An off-form, new formation Provisional SRFC hammer Sligo Rovers FC RESERVE SIDE;) :p
Reserves representing Sligo Rovers FC who got hammered away in Dublin again;)
RoversInn
17/12/2006, 8:42 PM
I joined :)
sligoman
17/12/2006, 9:29 PM
I joined :)You've been approved. Taken over FC Sligo as their manager hadn't logged on in over 4 weeks.
RoversInn
18/12/2006, 7:52 PM
when is the cup starting?
Our referee tonight should be hung drawn and quartered and sent in the post to the head of refereeing...:mad:
sligoman
19/12/2006, 11:41 PM
I was robbed tonight too...and now the fags have opened up a 6 point gap at the top now:mad:.
steno
20/12/2006, 11:23 AM
Well back to winning ways for my team 2-1 victory overs Pants. An injury time winner but Pants did have two goals dissallowed for offside.
Ted Segerstedt is my reserve keeper at Lazy Dentist:
Late last night Ted Segerstedt gave the wrong answer to the question, do i look better in the blue or the red one. The black eye will probably be there a week but it will not affect the player's form or status.
:D
dancinpants
22/12/2006, 5:34 PM
Well back to winning ways for my team 2-1 victory overs Pants. An injury time winner but Pants did have two goals dissallowed for offside.
And hit the woodwork :mad:
My Xpert rating has soared from 74 to a whopping 75 :rolleyes:
Ted Segerstedt is my reserve keeper at Lazy Dentist:
Quote:
Late last night Ted Segerstedt gave the wrong answer to the question, do i look better in the blue or the red one. The black eye will probably be there a week but it will not affect the player's form or status.
:D :D
And hit the woodwork
And they say the honeymoon period is over!:rolleyes:
sligoman
23/12/2006, 9:33 PM
****ing lost in the cup tonight:mad:. My form lately is ****:(
3 defeats in a row for the Sligs....:cool:
Provisional SRFC would hereby like to announce that on account of severe limitations brought upon them by outside influences, they shall be rolling over for Patsy's Fags next Tuesday. Valentia is out, Sandstrom is out, Breen and Hickey are effectively out and Gallagher is out.
Pants AFC - Burton Albion FC 0 - 0 (0 - 0)
UCD AFC - Dynamo BBT 3 - 0 (2 - 0)
Once Were Wanderers - FC Sligo 2 - 0 (0 - 0)
Fanging Hoons - St.Patricks Athletic 0 - 3 (0 - 1)
Landenstown Forest - Flynnys knees 2 - 1 (1 - 1)
Sligo Rovers F.C. - Barndywell FC 4 - 0 (2 - 0)
Provisional SRFC - Patsys Fags 1 - 1 (1 - 1):cool:
Loftys lazy 11 - Phibsboro Raptors 2 - 1 (2 - 1)
Delighted with that result all things considered and only the second side to take points off the Fags. Our highest scorer is now out for two weeks and our most influential midfielder is still out..:mad:
steno
27/12/2006, 11:59 AM
During the last match the team's fans caused a riot. They clashed with the police and vandalized parts of the stadium. The fans' behaviour was shameful and the team is fined 298 500 econ.:mad:
I blame the Provos, playing them 6 times a season is having a bad example on our Lepreachauns:p :D
Reggie
27/12/2006, 3:50 PM
Fanging Hoons - St.Patricks Athletic 0 - 3 (0 - 1)
Cool, not bad considering the team was bottom when I took over and are now pushing for the title or 13th as its more commenly known.
SligoBrewer
27/12/2006, 4:32 PM
sligoman, i have appied for a tean so, if youd most graciously oblige ;)
sligoman
28/12/2006, 12:23 AM
sligoman, i have appied for a tean so, if youd most graciously oblige ;)You were sacked last time due to inactivity. I'll give you one more shot;). Yer taking over Barndywell FC as their manager has never logged in.
SligoBrewer
28/12/2006, 11:49 AM
You were sacked last time due to inactivity. I'll give you one more shot;). Yer taking over Barndywell FC as their manager has never logged in.
i was in the gaeltacht... bit harsh that was..
sligoman
28/12/2006, 6:15 PM
i was in the gaeltachtYa should have told me then!
I blame the Provos, playing them 6 times a season is having a bad example on our Lepreachauns
Far from innocent Leprachauns:p
It was probably because you weren't playing us that they behaved badly...;)
sligoman
30/12/2006, 6:51 PM
Teams in bold progress to quarter finals:
Loftys lazy 11 0-1 Will it Blend FC
Patsys Fags 2-0 Fanging Hoons
Sligo Rovers F.C. 4-0 Once Were Wanderers-What a whooping:D
Pants AFC 2-0 FC Sligo
Provisional SRFC 2-1 Landenstown Forest
UCD AFC 2-1 St.Patricks Athletic
Flynnys knees 2-0 Dynamo BBT
Phibsboro Raptors 2-2 Burton Albion FC
Sorry dfx, no place for you in the last 8:p.
I'm surprised my patched up side managed to get through the game unscathed, never mind win..:eek:
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