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[steno]

T'was close all the same away goal did the job for us.

[dfx-]

It means only one defeat in 6 matches, so we've to be happy with that

[sligoman]

GavinZac, in regards yer recent press release, are you implying that cos I'm league admin I cheated to win my game with you?:eek: :confused:

[GavinZac]

GavinZac, in regards yer recent press release, are you implying that cos I'm league admin I cheated to win my game with you?:eek:

yes :D but not seriously ;) actually i blamed not logging in to select my team for it more

[sligoman]

yes :D but not seriously ;) actually i blamed not logging in to select my team for it moreThat's alright then. Thought you were thinking I had some special admin powers or something:D.

[steno]

Shenanigans!


Everybody grab a broom.

[Reggie]

Where's the shenanigans (stands broom in hand)

[dfx-]

Broom? Sod that

*stands with baseball bat at the ready*;)

[sligoman]

*stands with baseball bat at the ready*;)There's the sham coming out in you already;) :D.

[dfx-]

:D

Trust the Slig to take the bait:p

[sligoman]

squashed between is a handy trip to Sligland:cool:


An off-form, new formation Provisional SRFC hammer Sligo Rovers FC with a goal head start.

Even amongst a tumultuous season, it's great how some things never change eh?Handy in what way Mr. dfx?:confused:. You lost 3-2 tonight, hahaha:p

[dfx-]

We were done!:p

Despite it being your first team and far from our full-strength side, we still hammered the Sligs:p , had double the chances, more possession, lead twice, not resorting to cheating or bruising our already injured players and we fall to a late late goal. Even comparing the last line ups, we outplayed and outperformed all of your lot. How we were not more than 1-2 up at half time is beyond me.:mad:

[SligoBrewer]

omg!

will it blend Fc are on a roll!!!!!!!!!!

Come on you Blenders!!!
Magic Manager!!

[sligoman]

Despite it being your first team and far from our full-strength side, we still hammered the Sligs:p , had double the chances, more possession, lead twice, not resorting to cheating or bruising our already injured players and we fall to a late late goal. Even comparing the last line ups, we outplayed and outperformed all of your lot. How we were not more than 1-2 up at half time is beyond me.:mad:The sign of a good team is that even when you play bad, you get the three points. That's what we did:p.

[dfx-]

We still hammered you though...:p :cool:

Once every 15-16 occasions, we'll lose after playing like that..:p

[sligoman]

We still hammered you though... :cool:and what was the final score?:p I'd rather play crap and get 3 points then play well and lose every game, wouldn't you?:D

[dfx-]

No, it's not just about the points at the Provos, we have a style to keep up:p

I'd rather lose playing like that than play poorly and lie to ourselves that we're a good side;)

Of course if we play that well against your lot all the time (as we do ;) ), we'll lose once every 15-16 attempts

[sligoman]

Of course if we play that well against your lot all the time (as we do ;) ), we'll lose once every 15-16 attemptsCorrect me if I'm wrong here[I'm not:p] but haven't you lost the last two competitive games against my super side?;)

[dfx-]

My VIP statistics say we've played 12 competitive games. We've won 8 and drawn two by all manner of comprehensive margins. Add to our friendlies wins and draws and there's very few wins to be found for our western counterparts, eh?;) :p

[sligoman]

My VIP statistics say we've played 12 competitive games. We've won 8 and drawn two by all manner of comprehensive margins. Add to our friendlies wins and draws and there's very few wins to be found for our western counterparts, eh?:pYer living in the past, get over it:p. Provisional S.R.F.C. are no longer a big club, much like their real partner team, Shamrock Rovers;).

Besides, who counts friendlies? Only if yer desperate...

[dfx-]

Of all the times we've played, this was the Sligs' chance to show what they were capable of against our weakest side missing our top scorer replaced by a novice and a still injured most influential midfielder, but they were outplayed on their own patch by us.

Even Longford managed to thump us 5-1...Pants walked over us, the new teams have got draws away to us, but the Sligs still get outplayed by us. HOw bad must your supporters be feeling?;) :D

[sligoman]

Of all the times we've played, this was the Sligs' chance to show what they were capable of against our weakest side missing our top scorer replaced by a novice and a still injured most influential midfielder, but they were outplayed on their own patch by us.It's picking up the points that wins you the league, not playing well;). Remember that and try and force it into the heads of yer crap team:p.

[dfx-]

The undoubtedly inexperienced team.......that you couldn't handle;)

Youz didn't even play averagely, never mind well:p

We played worse against the Fags and got a point - even now you're not fit to lace Blasi's boots. :D

[sligoman]

The undoubtedly inexperienced team.......that you couldn't handle;)

Youz didn't even play averagely, never mind well:p

We played worse against the Fags and got a point - even now you're not fit to lace Blasi's boots.Sligo Rovers 3-2 Provisional SRFC. End of discussion really:p.

[dfx-]

Nah, just another episode in a long running saga:D

[dancinpants]

Absolutely hammered by Sligo Rovers today in the cup. Got the tactics completely wrong :o

[sligoman]

Absolutely hammered by Sligo Rovers today in the cup. Got the tactics completely wrongIndeed you did:p.

FAI Elite League Cup-Quarter Final, First Leg

St.Patricks Athletic 1-2 Burton Albion FC
Flynnys knees 1-1 Patsys Fags
Sligo Rovers F.C. 4-1 Pants AFC:)
Loftys lazy 11 3-1 Landenstown Forest

One annoying thing though...my star goalkeeper is now injured and will miss my games against Lofty and 2nd leg of cup...thanks a lot dancinpants:mad:

[dfx-]

Press statement:

Provisional SRFC will be sending supporters buses all expenses paid to the Pantywell to cheer on the home side to victory ;)

[sligoman]

Provisional SRFC will be sending supporters buses all expenses paid to the Pantywell to cheer on the home side to victory ;)Might benefit you more if you paid yer fans to make noise at yer own games cos at the moment, they've no idea how to cheer anyone on to victory:p.

[dancinpants]

Lads I'm getting offers for one of my players but for some reason its not letting me accept the offers. They're not going to my mailbox - ye know where ye click on accept. Anyone have any ideas whats wrong? :confused:

[SligoBrewer]

dfx.. is it worth €22 for the VIP Membership?

[dfx-]

Yeah I think it is, you might think differently. To keep it fair, there's no real advantage to be had - gives you your own choice of kit, badge and last lineup of every side to see who's on form and plenty more statistics and bid for my players if you've enough. :D

Unless you're looking for the secret formula to winning all the time, I think it's worth it. You can try the €7, three months stint to see if you think it's worth it?

[dancinpants]

Once Were Wanderers - Pants AFC 1 - 4 (1 - 3)
Provisional SRFC - Loftys lazy 11 2 - 2 (0 - 1)
St.Patricks Athletic - Will it Blend FC 1 - 1 (1 - 1)
Landenstown Forest - Sligo Rovers F.C. 0 - 1 (0 - 0)
FC Sligo - UCD AFC 1 - 1 (0 - 1)
Burton Albion FC - Patsys Fags 1 - 0 (0 - 0)
Flynnys knees - Dundalk FC 3 - 1 (2 - 0)
Phibsboro Raptors - Dynamo BBT 2 - 0 (2 - 0)

1 Patsys Fags 15 11 1 3 35 - 9 26 34
2 Loftys lazy 11 15 10 1 4 30 - 16 14 31
3 Landenstown Forest 15 10 1 4 25 - 20 5 31
4 Sligo Rovers F.C. 15 8 4 3 25 - 13 12 28
5 Pants AFC 15 8 3 4 29 - 13 16 27
6 Flynnys knees 15 8 2 5 29 - 19 10 26
7 UCD AFC 15 8 2 5 30 - 24 6 26
8 Burton Albion FC 15 6 5 4 16 - 14 2 23
9 Phibsboro Raptors 15 5 5 5 17 - 17 0 20
10 Provisional SRFC 15 4 6 5 27 - 28 -1 18
11 St.Patricks Athletic 15 5 3 7 20 - 23 -3 18
12 FC Sligo 15 3 5 7 11 - 19 -8 14
13 Once Were Wanderers 15 4 2 9 22 - 31 -9 14
14 Will it Blend FC 15 3 2 10 11 - 34 -23 11
15 Dynamo BBT 15 2 2 11 9 - 28 -19 8
16 Dundalk FC 15 2 2 11 17 - 45 -28 8


At the half way point now lads. Only 5 points between 7th and 2nd :eek:

[sligoman]

Landenstown Forest - Sligo Rovers F.C. 0 - 1 (0 - 0)Hey Steno:p.

[dfx-]

We've already outdone last season's tally against lofty

But then we have them again.:rolleyes:

[DmanDmythDledge]

4-2-fúcking 4 and a missed peno.:mad:

[lofty9]

We've already outdone last season's tally against lofty

But then we have them again.:rolleyes:

We were 2-0 up. :mad: Good comeback.

Since you took that VIP membership your team has fallen from grace though! You should be looking for a refund:D

[dfx-]

We've been coming back a lot lately. Drawn after being behind 0-1 against the Fags, Raptors, Will It Blend, last night and came from behind to beat the Tree Huggers 2-1. Then there was the Sligo incident where in the lead twice.:rolleyes:

We're playing well with a ravaged side, but the signs were on the wall from early on in the season:o :D

[steno]

Hey Steno:p.

:D

1 Patsys Fags 15 11 1 3 35 - 9 26 34
2 Loftys lazy 11 15 10 1 4 30 - 16 14 31
3 Landenstown Forest 15 10 1 4 25 - 20 5 31
4 Sligo Rovers F.C. 15 8 4 3 25 - 13 12 28
5 Pants AFC 15 8 3 4 29 - 13 16 27
6 Flynnys knees 15 8 2 5 29 - 19 10 26
7 UCD AFC 15 8 2 5 30 - 24 6 26
8 Burton Albion FC 15 6 5 4 16 - 14 2 23
9 Phibsboro Raptors 15 5 5 5 17 - 17 0 20
10 Provisional SRFC 15 4 6 5 27 - 28 -1 18
11 St.Patricks Athletic 15 5 3 7 20 - 23 -3 18
12 FC Sligo 15 3 5 7 11 - 19 -8 14
13 Once Were Wanderers 15 4 2 9 22 - 31 -9 14
14 Will it Blend FC 15 3 2 10 11 - 34 -23 11
15 Dynamo BBT 15 2 2 11 9 - 28 -19 8
16 Dundalk FC 15 2 2 11 17 - 45 -28 8

Sligoman;)

Been hit with suspensions and injuries the last three games but not going to use that as an excuse.

[sligoman]

Unless you're looking for the secret formula to winning all the time, I think it's worth it.Well judging by your own teams performances, I think we all know that been a VIP doesn't improve yer chances of "winning all the time":p.

[dancinpants]

2007-01-23 UCD AFC - FC Sligo 3 - 0 (0 - 0)
2007-01-23 Sligo Rovers F.C. - Landenstown Forest 1 - 0 (1 - 0)
2007-01-23 Loftys lazy 11 - Provisional SRFC 2 - 0 (0 - 0)
2007-01-23 Will it Blend FC - St.Patricks Athletic 0 - 2 (0 - 1)
2007-01-23 Dynamo BBT - Phibsboro Raptors 1 - 2 (1 - 1)
2007-01-23 Dundalk FC - Flynnys knees 1 - 4 (0 - 2)
2007-01-23 Patsys Fags - Burton Albion FC 0 - 0 (0 - 0)
2007-01-23 Pants AFC - Once Were Wanderers 4 - 1 (3 - 0)


Place Team GP W D L GF-GA Diff P
1 Patsys Fags 16 11 2 3 35 - 9 26 35
2 Loftys lazy 11 16 11 1 4 32 - 16 16 34
3 Sligo Rovers F.C. 16 9 4 3 26 - 13 13 31
4 Landenstown Forest 16 10 1 5 25 - 21 4 31
5 Pants AFC 16 9 3 4 33 - 14 19 30
6 Flynnys knees 16 9 2 5 33 - 20 13 29
7 UCD AFC 16 9 2 5 33 - 24 9 29
8 Burton Albion FC 16 6 6 4 16 - 14 2 24
9 Phibsboro Raptors 16 6 5 5 19 - 18 1 23
10 St.Patricks Athletic 16 6 3 7 22 - 23 -1 21
11 Provisional SRFC 16 4 6 6 27 - 30 -3 18
12 FC Sligo 16 3 5 8 11 - 22 -11 14
13 Once Were Wanderers 16 4 2 10 23 - 35 -12 14
14 Will it Blend FC 16 3 2 11 11 - 36 -25 11
15 Dynamo BBT 16 2 2 12 10 - 30 -20 8
16 Dundalk FC 16 2 2 12 18 - 49 -31 8

Even tighter after this week :eek:

[sligoman]

3 Sligo Rovers F.C. 16 9 4 3 26 - 13 13 31
4 Landenstown Forest 16 10 1 5 25 - 21 4 31Hey Steno, look at the table now:p :D.

[steno]

:D :D

I've no come back for that. Down to 4 fit midfielders now though:( .

I'm still confident I can still finish ahead of the sligs though.......

[dfx-]

I'm still confident I can still finish ahead of the sligs though.......

You better:mad: :D

[dancinpants]

Jesus the auld transfer fees are getting out of hand. Done a search on midfielders. 53.5 million for a skill level 8 :eek:

Don't feel so bad for splashin' 15.5 mill for an 11 :o

[dancinpants]

Only Forest (against Fags) and Knees made inroads today, everyone else in the top six or seven drew.

[steno]

Yes back to our rightful position.......ahead of the Sligs:p

[dfx-]

Finally got a goalkeeper and therefore keep a clean sheet with Davidsson and Valentia firing at the other end. Biggest win of the week too:cool:

[sligoman]

Biggest win of the week too:cool:Playing a crap team doesn't count:p

[dancinpants]

Playing a crap team doesn't count:p

I was gonna say the same thing...then I remembered I couldn't even beat Dundalk today :o