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Paddyfield
13/10/2007, 10:35 PM
Okay. I saw something similar on another site.

Let's start a story.
Keep it slightly relevant to Ireland.
No bad language
No 'below the belt' swipes at other Clubs or individuals.
You can't refer to the Club that you support.

Just continue the sentence and start the next sentence.
--------------------NO FULL STOPS--------------------------------

Two Shamrock Rovers fans were walking past Dalymount Park when all of a sudden a bus full of....
Torn-Ado
14/10/2007, 12:05 AM
Orangemen, down for the Love Ulster parade pulled up....
inexile
14/10/2007, 1:21 AM
Charlie Bird runs to save himself and his favourite jacket...
Anto McC
14/10/2007, 8:14 AM
but only runs as far as the 2 Rovers supporters who then.......
Paddyfield
14/10/2007, 8:42 AM
...pulled off their Rovers jersies to reveal...
jebus
14/10/2007, 9:46 AM
....UCD jerseys, odd thought Charlie, I never knew.....
Anto McC
14/10/2007, 10:21 AM
....UCD jerseys, odd thought Charlie, I never knew.....

....UCD fans were as audacious as that, the last time UCD fans done anything daring was......
jebus
14/10/2007, 10:34 AM
....when they dressed as Supergrass and crashed the Trinity ball so as to.....
cheifo
14/10/2007, 11:07 AM
get a platform where they could reveal to the world their evil plan which was to...
Only1Rovers
14/10/2007, 1:39 PM
begin breeding chickens with....
centre mid
14/10/2007, 2:34 PM
...several breasts, which look a bit like Pat Scullys...
Paddyfield
14/10/2007, 7:04 PM
...massive ears but then Pat Dolan arrived on his skateboard and said....
jebus
14/10/2007, 7:23 PM
...i hear Roddy is working in McDonalds now, wanna go down and....
Tir Oilean
14/10/2007, 9:01 PM
....have six cheese burgers 3 Happy Meals 3 large chips and a litre of coke....
Paddyfield
14/10/2007, 9:57 PM
...sorry make that Diet Coke", but Roddy replied: "Pat, will you....
cheifo
14/10/2007, 10:19 PM
relax and just be yourself, heres the number of someone who can help
Paddyfield
14/10/2007, 10:25 PM
relax and just be yourself, heres the number of someone who can help

...."How dare you", Pat shouted, "but I have Felix Healy's number already"; just then Damian Richardson walked in, carrying....
jebus
14/10/2007, 10:26 PM
...a goat, "here Roddy I know you've always wanted one so you can.....
First
15/10/2007, 6:55 AM
make a coat and tell everyone it is made from camel hair, you always were prone to exaggeration........................
cheifo
15/10/2007, 10:50 AM
Just then Eddie Hobbs arrived..
paul_oshea
15/10/2007, 10:54 AM
...dodge asks him to lob ( double entendre ) it in there boss...
Angus
15/10/2007, 11:51 AM
....but it was deflected by........
centre mid
15/10/2007, 12:21 PM
.. the end of Pat Dolans waist coat, which incidently...
the 12 th man
15/10/2007, 12:46 PM
.. the end of Pat Dolans waist coat, which incidently...


is one of 100 exact replicas he had made by...
WoodquayBoy
15/10/2007, 12:49 PM
using the skins from the fried chicken bucket passed around in the Setanta studio during games, a studio which also . . .
eamo1
15/10/2007, 12:57 PM
has an extra large fitting room for especially for Pat to try on his waist coats,where he once......
Angus
15/10/2007, 1:02 PM
....swallowed an entire....
Torn-Ado
15/10/2007, 1:02 PM
He pulled out an M16 machine gun and gunned down everyone in McDonalds.....
eamo1
15/10/2007, 1:16 PM
On hearing this news John Delaney sprang into action by..........
cheifo
15/10/2007, 1:36 PM
issuing him with a 5000 fine which Eddie Hobbs said was
WoodquayBoy
15/10/2007, 1:52 PM
a good idea but what would that annoying Cork twit know about
Torn-Ado
15/10/2007, 2:02 PM
Money. He got straight on the phone to his fellow Cork man....
gustavo
15/10/2007, 2:15 PM
... Danny LaRue who said that the whole affair was frightfully.....
centre mid
15/10/2007, 2:28 PM
... Danny LaRue who said that the whole affair was frightfully.....
..old fashioned for a girl from glanmire, who prefers to be ridden.....
sligoman
15/10/2007, 4:15 PM
..old fashioned for a girl from glanmire, who prefers to be ridden.....rock solid by Damien Richardson and also...
Paddyfield
15/10/2007, 4:33 PM
rock solid by Damien Richardson and also...

...Paul Doolin, whom he met in the barbers, where they discusssed why they both hate....
Tir Oilean
15/10/2007, 6:33 PM
.....having hairy backs which brought them onto the subject of......
Paddyfield
15/10/2007, 7:08 PM
...Limerick 37's proposed new 40,000 all seater stadium which will be the first football stadium in the world to have...
jebus
15/10/2007, 7:13 PM
...an all-night strip bar, run by.....
Paddyfield
15/10/2007, 7:19 PM
...Roddy Collins who also announced that he will....
Tir Oilean
15/10/2007, 7:48 PM
.....replace Bobby Robson at the end of the Euro Campaign at which point Roddy's mobile rang, it was......
Paddyfield
15/10/2007, 7:53 PM
...Dermot Keely, who told Roddy to go buy a new....
jebus
15/10/2007, 8:31 PM
...car as Carlton Palmer had just.....
Tir Oilean
15/10/2007, 8:37 PM
......stolen his Smart car from....
Pauro 76
15/10/2007, 9:49 PM
......the local Nissan garage. He abandoned it and traded in for a Lamborghini. But even poor auld Carlton couldnt look sexy in it. Until he saw ....
Paddyfield
15/10/2007, 10:28 PM
....Maxi from Dundalk walking out of a petrol station singing....
strangeirish
15/10/2007, 10:41 PM
...'I didn't start the fire', unfortunately...
Tir Oilean
15/10/2007, 10:47 PM
.....my matches were all soggy, what a b*tch!......
Paddyfield
15/10/2007, 10:55 PM
.......meanwhile, Paul Doolin and Damian Richardson left the barber shop were they were confronted by........
Tir Oilean
15/10/2007, 11:01 PM
.....Carlton Palmer losing control of his Lambourghini, he was heading head on into......