Story time

[Block G Raptor]

Full Salmon from the fish mongers stall outside the moore st exit. take that Gerry Adams she said whilst whacking Mr Duffy repeatedly around the.....................

[placid casual]

ample midriff, leading joe to scuttle off down the street towards parnell st shouting "your not from clontarf or ballyer are you, all the aul wans go wet in the knicker area for me there i'll have you know ".
by this time a large crowd at gathered and they willing on the woman to give joe a right good beating as they hadnt seen a no-mark celebrity like joe duffy embarrased like this since.....

[Block G Raptor]

Gay Byrne turned on the Moore st Christmas lights in 1972 and caused a black out from henry st to....................

[ramsfan]

clontarf. joe start running away from gerry down moore st when all of a sudden brush shiels popped out of an alleyway turned to joe and said.........

[Block G Raptor]

Howya Joe. I used to go out with block g raptors ma did you know that did ye. to which joe said

[deecay]

I hear her son started supporting Bohs when they sold Dayler.Sure hes not a .............

[Block G Raptor]

I hear her son started supporting Bohs when they sold Dayler.Sure hes not a .............
Muppett replied Brush , He's being going to Dalier since 1991, Seen him there loads a times I did.Joe Back tracked saying.............

[ramsfan]

sure, sure, sure and then turned to block g raptor and said......

[Block G Raptor]

So Raptor you're the one who follows bohs home and abroad, what's oyur best memory from Tolka Park, at which point BGR walked of in disgust, followed quickly by Brush who was eager to...................

[ramsfan]

go home and polish his head, block g raptor then realised he had been attending tolka believing it to be dalymount, and realised now why people were always staring, so he went to the shelbourne club shop and.......

[Block G Raptor]

Then Home to bed..........meanwhile back at the ranch Roddy collins was having a meeting with .....................

[KR's Post]

Then Home to bed..........meanwhile back at the ranch Roddy collins was having a meeting with .....................

Mike Ashley about becoming Kevin Keegans no2,

[ramsfan]

and he was filling him on all the players he has managed, when alan shearer came knocking at the door demanding a fight with roddy over the vacant position, when a phone call was received by ashley from the fai asking.......

[Paddyfield]

...if Shearer has an Irish granny but Shay Given issued a statement which outlined his love for....

[ramsfan]

finishing mid table every season and feels that if he stays with newcastle for ever he will eventually get to see the inside of the new wembley as the chairman is organising a tour of wembley for them soon so they can see where good teams play. and eventually he will get rid of his donegal accent and will greet everyone with y i man and will become a ................

[OwlsFan]

Derby fan so in his own words "I can watch a team finishing with even less points than Mick and managed by someone who Dunphy said should be the next Irish manager. Alternatively I might support....

[ramsfan]

sunderland because me and keano are buds, this was heard by shearer who.....

[deecay]

Decided he would take the Limrick 37 job because......

[ramsfan]

he really had no ambitions left in football, he tried to catch a flight to shannon from heathrow but there was none , this was only yhe start of his woes as when he got to limerick and say the home ground he.............

[OwlsFan]

asked Dunphy whether his friends, the Kilcoynes, could buy it and turn it in to a halting site for travellers. The Limerick people were a bit upset by this and decided to

[KR's Post]

asked Dunphy whether his friends, the Kilcoynes, could buy it and turn it in to a halting site for travellers. The Limerick people were a bit upset by this and decided to

burn shearers rented Fiat Punto, before this they stole his allooys, shearer was stranded so he phoned pat devlin, his friend and.....

[ramsfan]

asked would he have talk to john delaney about giving him the ireland job, pat rang john delaney and said........

[outside in]

asked would he have talk to john delaney about giving him the ireland job, pat rang john delaney and said........
i have a bigger dope dan stan willing to take the job ,to witch he replied...

[ramsfan]

the job is his and you can promise him i will give him three years and will back him 100%, delaney happy with his choice sat back to have a cuppa and listen to the radio when the charts came on and at number 1 was "i am the boss, i am the gaffer" by stan and his backing band the........

[placid casual]

paul ince self-obsessed underachievers whose biggest hit was getting that clout off trator keane for siding with ian wright against schmeichel in the highbury tunnel.:eek:
which brings us only nicely to the incident where arsene wenger was caught playing with the little...

[Block G Raptor]

paul ince self-obsessed underachievers whose biggest hit was getting that clout off trator keane for siding with ian wright against schmeichel in the highbury tunnel.:eek:
which brings us only nicely to the incident where arsene wenger was caught playing with the little...

Christmas Tree air-freshener in Alex Fergusson's car,only for him to be discovered by....

[placid casual]

slap head bobby charlton who regaled wenger with tales of how matt busby was a great mamager and that manchester united was more than just a fat corporate slag desperatley seeking the metaphoric semen of finacial equity.
weneger said he hadnt seen the incident and couldnt possibly comment on the christmas tree or even the christmas tree formation.
out of the corner of his eye he spotted a large hulk of a man approaching and in his hand was .......

[Block G Raptor]

Roy Keane's Dis-membered head, which it was plain to see had been haphazardly hacked off his shoulders. the large hulk of a man pulled down the hood which had been obscuring his features to reveal that he was in fact Alfe-Inge Haaland who grinning madly said "......

[placid casual]

Now who's the C You Next Tuesday !!
from the dismembered head was the familiar cork squeal of keane and he says" does anyone know if george o'callaghan is for sale,like, as I'm steadily building a noahs ark of 2nd grade irish footballers,like"
wenger had enough iof this tomfoolery and off he skittled off down trafford centre when who does he bump into only stephen ireland and he pushing 3 prams and wearing a noel mooney icon around his neck for male patttern baldness relief. "ello monsiuer irlande" says arsene and to this stephen replies ...

[ramsfan]

what you talking about fool dont go dissing my barnet, it is real you know.
meanwhile in sunderland stephen hunt was discussing his transfer the most important thing being the availability of blahs, quinn says to him that there is no blahs in sunderland, hunt replies " doya want yer go bouy" quinn replies.....

[Paddyfield]

"Do you like chicken nuggets?"; meanwhile a bunch of Sligo Rovers' fans started....

[BohsPartisan]

"Do you like chicken nuggets?"; meanwhile a bunch of Sligo Rovers' fans started....

blaming Bohs for the war on terror. Bohs claimed it wasn't their fault. It was really...

[Paddyfield]

...Sean Connor because he left Sligo with a big......

[Block G Raptor]

inflatable Horse that used to belong to Lord Lucan who gave it to...........

[placid casual]

lord mountbatton who stored it on his boat. one day while out cruising the irish waterways didnt the inflatable horse catch the breeze and off it flew into the garden of none other than ......

[Block G Raptor]

The Vilage Idiot who sold it in the local bar for 6 and tuppence to sean connor who used said horse to engage in various nefarious pastimes resulting in ......................

[placid casual]

jason mcguinness plying his trade for the bohs under sean connors carefull tutelage until one day sean worked out the subtle difference between horse and donkey and my how everyone laughed at his equestrian mix up. the laughter subsided when all of a sudden....

[Block G Raptor]

A Horde over rovers "Fans" laid waste to the Long Bar in Dalymount earning themselves the Moniker ".......

[placid casual]

"the waste disposal experts",a name which was shared by the those guys with all those keys over the road in mountjoy...there was another name for the mountjoy blokes and that was.....

[Paddyfield]

... nothing compared to what Bohs' fans called Roddy when he left Dalymount but in the true spirit of Irish football, Pat Dolan got the Rep of Ireland job because....

[OwlsFan]

... nothing compared to what Bohs' fans called Roddy when he left Dalymount but in the true spirit of Irish football, Pat Dolan got the Rep of Ireland job because....

...he was the fattest candidate for the job and also had the worst hairstyle. In his first day in the job Pat decided to...

[placid casual]

bring in mick wallace as hair consultant,sean connor as tracksuit sylist and give each squad member a copy of "the little prince" in honour of the FAI supremo Mr Delaney. all went well until.....

[OwlsFan]

bring in mick wallace as hair consultant,sean connor as tracksuit sylist and give each squad member a copy of "the little prince" in honour of the FAI supremo Mr Delaney. all went well until.....


Stephen Ireland phoned to say his pet hamster had an umset tummy and that he couldn't join the squad as he had to look after Hammy the Hamster. Dolan passed the matter over to Givens who....

[placid casual]

said in his time "the squad used have to eat hamster cos thats all there was to eat and that they young these days they dont know their born,and anyways I should be the manager not that fat git".
givens was given the sack quite soon after and in his place was appointed.....

[OwlsFan]

said in his time "the squad used have to eat hamster cos thats all there was to eat and that they young these days they dont know their born,and anyways I should be the manager not that fat git".
givens was given the sack quite soon after and in his place was appointed.....

Don Givens junior who said in his dad's time "the squad used have to eat hamster cos thats all there was to eat and that the young these days dont know they're born,and anyways my dad should be the manager not that fat git". Pat Dolan was unimpressed by this diatribe and went on Setanta where he announced that...

[placid casual]

the eircom league is a fabalis league and should be marketed more by the FAI.
this comment went down badly,like gillian taylforth on the m25.
delaney gave fatso the sack and replaced him with liam brady who had to be dragged outta an all nighter with dunphy in the horseshoe bar. "i love you liam brady" dunphy shouted before finding Katies Koke on the ground and dissapeared into the bar toliets shouting after him".....

[Paddyfield]

..."Give Roddy Collins the Ireland job" and so the FAI appointed Roddy who went searching to see which players in England have Irish grannies; his first task was to announce the new Irish captain who is....

[deecay]

Jay Tabb,the young Coventry lad has a dislike for Roddy though because.......

[placid casual]

roddy stole his pocket money to pay for his expensive taste in dunnes stores briefs and pennys aromatic candles. roddy promised him the sun,the moon and the stars,just as soon as the plastering nixer he was promised come's through. tabb attacked the northside clown with a ........

[OwlsFan]

roddy stole his pocket money to pay for his expensive taste in dunnes stores briefs and pennys aromatic candles. roddy promised him the sun,the moon and the stars,just as soon as the plastering nixer he was promised come's through. tabb attacked the northside clown with a ........

designer handbag and got very upset when the Guicci strap broke. Roddy beat a hasty retreat to his favourite pub which was called...