Story time

[OwlsFan]

a cucumber and you should see that he gets up to with that! His recent weight loss is due to....

[biscuit]

his dope smoking exploits while on his gangsta rap 2007 tour which took him to..

[lim abroad]

a little town east of talinn where he was caught banging a goat and.......

[OwlsFan]

asked was it as good for her as it was for him. He then signed the goat as a centre forward for Pat's which

[chuckie]

led to pats fans singing feed the goat and he will score, until...

[SligoBrewer]

led to pats fans singing feed the goat and he will score, until...

he exploded on the pitch. guts everywhere in the stands. mothers rang joe duffy complaining about..

[chuckie]

Sligo Brewers horrible continuation of the story, which led to...

[Paddyfield]

...riots on the streets of Sligo which were intensified when Sean Connor arrived in Sligo with....

[OwlsFan]

all the other Connors in eight caravans and a herd of goats which headed off towards Strandhill, well known for its

[Paddyfield]

...zero tolerance which is why Sean Connor loged onto foot.ie where he uses the username...

[chuckie]

Rocketfingers, where he talks crap and...

[Paddyfield]

...secretly supports Sligo Rovers despite having a big....

[biscuit]

ego, because hes mates with steve bruce, who

[OwlsFan]

believes his son is Irish but I haven't worked that one out. Meanwhile, Bruce has gone for a nose operation because his current nose

[biscuit]

resembles this http://exploration.vanderbilt.edu/images/news/article_main/news_mammals_main.jpg, and has been said to scare small children who...

[CollegeTillIDie]

should be in bed by now but were let stay up to watch Sports Tonight on TV 3 which is presented by Trevor Welch who....

[OwlsFan]

fancies Rhyle Nugent because

[CollegeTillIDie]

his ex-girl friend was blonde and ...

[Paddyfield]

...hated trips to Belfield because it reminded her of......

[Pauro 76]

... large crowds. She was extremely claustrophobic and sometimes struggles to ...

[Paddy Garcia]

.. perform in a public place, but that never stopped her at the ....

[Paddyfield]

...centre circle at Richmond Park because she had a serious fetish for...

[OwlsFan]

sad supporters of even sadder teams. Bernard O'Beirne, former President of the FAI, was such a person and it all went off when he.....

[Paddyfield]

...spotted two Shamrock Rovers fans outside Dalymount Park so he jumped out of his car shouting.....

[centre mid]

.."where the devil did i put those credit card receipts? i hope i didnt leave them with"...

[OwlsFan]

...Nick the Greek because if I did, people might think the FAI is a shambles. Lucky for him, they were found by.....

[strangeirish]

...Nick the Greek because if I did, people might think the FAI is a shambles. Lucky for him, they were found by........Chief Superintendent 'Spud' Murphy, who happens to be still on the trail of Shergar, alas...

[Paddyfield]

...the Shergar Burger never caught on despite...

[strangeirish]

...McDonalds claim 'It's not just for Horsey people'. But...

[OwlsFan]

..when Shergar turned up jumping for Cian O'Connor at the Olympics, that ended the McDonald's promotion. Instead, sponsored by the FAI, they called their new burger the.....

[Paddyfield]

..."Small Mac" because...

[OwlsFan]

because they had seen Mick Mc's todger. However, they were very popular in Barnsley and Roy Keane's dog was quite partial to them and to....

[Paddyfield]

...Viera's cat. Meanwhile, Roddy Colling got a new job in football management after being appointed boss at....

[OwlsFan]

Ireland with Sir Stanley Matthews as his assistant. "It's a world class team" declared Delaney until someone pointed out that Matthews was actually dead for 7 years. "Hmmmm", said Delaney, "we'll have to.....

[CollegeTillIDie]

......call Ghostbusters which was good because Bill Murray happened to be in Dublin that day because......

[OwlsFan]

he was offered a part by the FAI on their headhunting team. "But I know nothing about soccer" Murray declared but that didn't stop the FAI from....

[Paddyfield]

...taking the pi$$ out of the Irish public when the announced that the FAI have teamed up with...

[Tir Oilean]

Fianna Fail to organise a pi$$ up in St. James Gate.....

[CollegeTillIDie]

..... which had to be moved to the Guinness Storehouse at the last minute because.....

[OwlsFan]

no one in the FAI knew where St James' Gate was. Fianna Fail paid for the pi$$ up with money in brown envelopes recently received from....

[Paddyfield]

...the postman who turned out to be none other than Rody Collins who was on his mobile phone talking to....

[OwlsFan]

himself because he loves the sound of his own voice. Meanwhile, the IRFU/FAI and Seamus Brennan announce that Lansdowne will be rebuilt by 2023 but in the meantime international games can be played at

[Paddyfield]

... Flancare Park to accomodate the smaller crowds following the demise of international rugby and football; meanwhile Longford Town will play their home games at....

[OwlsFan]

...Tallaght because they're friends with the GAA unlike Shamrock Rovers who

[Paddyfield]

...moved to Parnell Park but Thomas Davies Club entered the League of Ireland because Roddy Collins...

[gustavo]

.......said he'd plaster their clubhouse for them if they formed a soccer team too and let him manage it , the crazy thing about that was ....

[OwlsFan]

they had already hired a plasterer called Stan who told his workmen that he was the Gaffer but they paid no heed to him until the foreman called Delaney came along who said

[Paddyfield]

..."I didn't hire him in the first place but I did....

[Tir Oilean]

......Ask him to apply for the job because.....

[OwlsFan]

with an old and sick man they'd make a world class team. Unfortunately, that wasn't to happen so the gaffer got the sack and