View Full Version : Story time
Pages :
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
[
13]
14
15
OwlsFan
10/06/2009, 4:49 PM
... a large slice of green humble pie that had been baked by....
Setanta who no longer could afford...
rambler14
10/06/2009, 4:53 PM
pat dolans food bill which was.............
directly in proportion to the size of...
gaiscíoch
10/06/2009, 9:19 PM
directly in proportion to the size of...
Tony Adams imagination, so Tony Adams was locked up in....
centre mid
10/06/2009, 10:26 PM
Tony Adams imagination, so Tony Adams was locked up in....
time for him to apply for the vacant Celtic job, even though he had no saliet experience he thought he was the man for the job on the basis.......
Mayo Red
11/06/2009, 8:42 AM
time for him to apply for the vacant Celtic job, even though he had no saliet experience he thought he was the man for the job on the basis.......
.....of his fondness for cheap scotch whiskey and the fact that...........
OwlsFan
11/06/2009, 10:48 AM
.....of his fondness for cheap scotch whiskey and the fact that...........
no one else would give him a job. He arrived at Celtic wearing his blue Portsmouth jersey and
hunt4the
11/06/2009, 11:40 AM
no one else would give him a job. He arrived at Celtic wearing his blue Portsmouth jersey and
and green and white nipple tassles, which he had won in a bet with.....
Weatherman
11/06/2009, 12:59 PM
wim jansen who actually said tony should go for mangers job in celtic megastore not the football club because . . . .
the football club had already experimented with donkeys managing them and it hadnt worked out at all because...
gustavo
11/06/2009, 4:17 PM
John Hartson kept getting into fights with the donkey managers cos he felt there was only room for 1 donkey at the club , obviously Hartson won out due to his superior donkey kick , which Eyal Berkovic can vouch for when John tried to help Eyal become the first Israeli in space. Although John can't claim to be the most successful donkey in football because....
OwlsFan
12/06/2009, 4:34 PM
Warnock used to be called "Donkey" by the gate attendant at Bramall Lane. When asked by a Blunt fan why he was called that, Warnock spluttered "He ahhh, he ahhh, he always calls me that!" Passing by at the time was Brian Kerr wearing a....
Weatherman
12/06/2009, 4:57 PM
Warnock used to be called "Donkey" by the gate attendant at Bramall Lane. When asked by a Blunt fan why he was called that, Warnock spluttered "He ahhh, he ahhh, he always calls me that!" Passing by at the time was Brian Kerr wearing a....
mankini which he borrowed from borat, the two are long time friends and meet at.....
SligoBrewer
12/06/2009, 10:46 PM
Alice Kerr's gaff. She had prepared a slice of herself for..
Paddyfield
14/06/2009, 10:04 PM
...everyone but just then Pat Scully arrived wearing a big....
Mayo Red
15/06/2009, 8:03 AM
...everyone but just then Pat Scully arrived wearing a big....
smile and nothing else. He went on to explain that he had just been mugged while passing through Moyross, but that the teenage girls didn't get his wallet because he had cleverly hidden it in........
gaiscíoch
15/06/2009, 11:38 AM
smile and nothing else. He went on to explain that he had just been mugged while passing through Moyross, but that the teenage girls didn't get his wallet because he had cleverly hidden it in........
In his bum... going on to explain,"Well I was on the look out for new players and ended up in Newcastle, While there I had a few too many and got freaky with a Geordie bird, turned out she was a he needless to say I wasn't impressed and I told him/her what I tought. He/she rang the police and I ended up locked up in the slammer with....."
Mayo Red
16/06/2009, 7:48 AM
In his bum... going on to explain,"Well I was on the look out for new players and ended up in Newcastle, While there I had a few too many and got freaky with a Geordie bird, turned out she was a he needless to say I wasn't impressed and I told him/her what I tought. He/she rang the police and I ended up locked up in the slammer with....."
....Joey Barton who said not to worry because this was one of the finest jails he'd ever been in, and he wished he could stay longer but..........
Weatherman
16/06/2009, 3:55 PM
....Joey Barton who said not to worry because this was one of the finest jails he'd ever been in, and he wished he could stay longer but..........
the authorities realised that playing for newcastle united was punishment enough for his crimes so relased him back into the wild, only a few days being a free man he.......
OwlsFan
17/06/2009, 9:25 AM
the authorities realised that playing for newcastle united was punishment enough for his crimes so relased him back into the wild, only a few days being a free man he.......
signed for Sunderland after an interview by Mother Teresa whom he headbutted. Roy Keane was present because he was collecting the money owed to him and also because he...
Paddyfield
17/06/2009, 10:49 PM
....really pi$$ed off with.....
OwlsFan
18/06/2009, 3:24 PM
....really pi$$ed off with.....
..the owner of the club who wanted him to let him know what was happening. Mother Teresa tried to intervene only to be told by Keane to......
Weatherman
19/06/2009, 6:59 AM
..the owner of the club who wanted him to let him know what was happening. Mother Teresa tried to intervene only to be told by Keane to......
go home because she didnt understand the conditions of the training field, travel arrangements (which made the players sit in second class seats on flights, while FAI officials sat in first class), strategy, expectations, diet and McCarthy's competence. she then replied . . . . .
OwlsFan
19/06/2009, 4:21 PM
go home because she didnt understand the conditions of the training field, travel arrangements (which made the players sit in second class seats on flights, while FAI officials sat in first class), strategy, expectations, diet and McCarthy's competence. She then replied . . . . .
"Any chance of a blow j*b?" to which Keane replied "All credit to bjs but at the end of the day like I don't have time because....
Paddyfield
28/06/2009, 7:13 PM
...I heard about Shamrock Rovers' refusal to......
OwlsFan
03/08/2009, 10:10 AM
...I heard about Shamrock Rovers' refusal to......
bail out Cork City because....
Mayo Red
05/08/2009, 7:58 AM
bail out Cork City because....
....they lost all of the money they had stolen from Ronaldos wallet down the back of the couch which left them.........
OwlsFan
05/08/2009, 10:53 AM
....they lost all of the money they had stolen from Ronaldos wallet down the back of the couch which left them.........
..up more money than they normally get at the gate but still...
don ramo
05/08/2009, 10:57 PM
..up more money than they normally get at the gate but still...
they knew pat dolan was on his way back, so they were saving for...
brianw82
05/08/2009, 11:32 PM
they knew pat dolan was on his way back, so they were saving for...
the big pizza and ice cream party that they'd have to celebrate Pat's return, but the shops were all closed....
Rovers1
06/08/2009, 12:30 AM
...coz one man owned all the shops, and Glen Crowe was found in that mans bed eating his favourite biscuits, and Pat Fenlon was throwing cabbages from his roof...
brianw82
06/08/2009, 4:31 AM
and when he ran out of cabbages, he started throwing Crowe's arthritis medication pills, one by one. Crower didn't take this lying down, so he got out his stepladder.....
OwlsFan
06/08/2009, 8:57 AM
and when he ran out of cabbages, he started throwing Crowe's arthritis medication pills, one by one. Crower didn't take this lying down, so he got out his stepladder.....
but missed a step and fell on top of...
Mayo Red
06/08/2009, 11:27 AM
but missed a step and fell on top of...
Jordan, who luckily enough broke his fall because of........
Sligo Hornet
06/08/2009, 12:43 PM
Jordan, who luckily enough broke his fall because of........
.....the two big water melons she was holding which she insists are not genetically modified but.....
OwlsFan
06/08/2009, 1:10 PM
.....the two big water melons she was holding which she insists are not genetically modified but.....
in fact were Peter Andre's balls which she had cut off because....
Sligo Hornet
06/08/2009, 1:15 PM
in fact were Peter Andre's balls which she had cut off because....
...he needed to hit a very high note on his new single " I love my Slapper" which was due to be released.....
Paddyfield
06/08/2009, 10:26 PM
...he needed to hit a very high note on his new single " I love my Slapper" which was due to be released.....
...by the two biggest tits in Ireland, Pat Doan and......
brianw82
06/08/2009, 11:35 PM
Katherine Lynch, whose court case for being the most unfunny gee-bag on television was postponed due to....
osarusan
06/08/2009, 11:42 PM
her becoming infected with swine flu, as a result of.....
brianw82
06/08/2009, 11:44 PM
her actually being a sow. Meanwhile, Roddy had managed to land his UFO in Malta...
Sligo Hornet
07/08/2009, 6:24 AM
her actually being a sow. Meanwhile, Roddy had managed to land his UFO in Malta...
....and was lucky to find "Valleta Parking" but did not give the guy a tip making the "Maltese Cross" and it was no surprise when he.....
Mayo Red
07/08/2009, 8:37 AM
....and was lucky to find "Valleta Parking" but did not give the guy a tip making the "Maltese Cross" and it was no surprise when he.....
instructed his brother Steve to beat up the poor parking attendant for calling him a cheap baastard and saying he looked fat in those pink shirts on MMNS (Maltese Monday Night Soccer), which led to.......
OwlsFan
07/08/2009, 9:59 AM
instructed his brother Steve to beat up the poor parking attendant for calling him a cheap baastard and saying he looked fat in those pink shirts on MMNS (Maltese Monday Night Soccer), which led to.......
a month long exile in the wilds of Mayo where he found Sligo Hornet making love to....
Sligo Hornet
07/08/2009, 11:44 AM
a month long exile in the wilds of Mayo where he found Sligo Hornet making love to....
...a Steel City Beauty.....but it was just a nightmare for the Hornet (being in Mayo or riding anything in Sheffield) and he logged on as usual to see what those saddos were up to in Story time only to find....
Mayo Red
07/08/2009, 5:58 PM
...a Steel City Beauty.....but it was just a nightmare for the Hornet (being in Mayo or riding anything in Sheffield) and he logged on as usual to see what those saddos were up to in Story time only to find....
that The Championship had kicked off and that Sheffield Wednesday and Watford were as useless as ever with both clubs being linked to a hostile takeover by a consortium led by Roddy Collins, Sean Connor and Pat Dolan. The takeover would involve the clubs being merged, with the new entity being relocated to Mayo and playing out of the newly revamped McHale Park (because the Gaah soon won't have much use for it for another year!). Roddy Collins was quoted as saying that Roy Keane would be his assistant manager because he met him once and that the new club would be known as........
OwlsFan
10/08/2009, 7:14 AM
Saipan United. However, a fund raiser in Westport got out of hand when...
Pope Gregory the Ninth launched an attack on...
Paddyfield
10/08/2009, 9:50 PM
....Con Murphy because he.....
don ramo
10/08/2009, 10:30 PM
....Con Murphy because he.....
he said roddy collins was sent by god to teach the world about football, but then out of nowhere...
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.2 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.