Story time

[Paddyfield]

... he took a 50 Euro note out of his pocket and said: "I bet 50 quid that Pat Dolan will....

[biscuit]

eat more burgers than that guy from the movie "super size me" who....

[Paddyfield]

...actually turned out to be Damian Richardson who recently declared his interest in becoming.....

[Block G Raptor]

a Woman but the Dr said......

[OwlsFan]

he's the kind of man who has climbed the ladder of success, wrong by wrong. Damo reminded the Doctor he was a star at Gillingham where

[Block G Raptor]

"I come from" said Kevin Hunt as he approached out of nowhere to.........................

[KR's Post]

"I come from" said Kevin Hunt as he approached out of nowhere to.........................

tell us that Bohs and Rovers are merging, and the chairmen want to call them tallaboro united! Richardson declares his interest in the job but....

[Block G Raptor]

refuses to be interviewed because..................

[placid casual]

they've dubbed his voice to the sound of a helium-induced gerry adams voice and damo prefers to talk like......

[Block G Raptor]

Ian Paisley after swallowing a dictionary. which coincidently is exactly what ..............

[placid casual]

martin mcguinnes got big ian to do as they continue their trysts in the european parliment under the watchfull gaze of......

[Block G Raptor]

Bertie Ahern who is in Brussels for the .....................

[KR's Post]

Bertie Ahern who is in Brussels for the .....................

Sprouts festival! He contacts...

[Block G Raptor]

Mary harney and tell's her "Mary get yer Fat Ar$e over here, they say these sprouts are great for weight loss but they can give you...........................

[OwlsFan]

..the kind of heart that's best kept in cold storage. Bertie meanwhile had booked his tickets to go and see his beloved Man U but in facta....

[KR's Post]

..the kind of heart that's best kept in cold storage. Bertie meanwhile had booked his tickets to go and see his beloved Man U but in facta....

Fc united of manchester invited him to open their new stadium, anti glazer park, he gladly said...

[Block G Raptor]

..the kind of heart that's best kept in cold storage. Bertie meanwhile had booked his tickets to go and see his beloved Man U but in facta....
Tropical storm wiped out old trafford so bertie had to make do with Tolka, to which he commented If I'd have known shels were here all the these years I'd have been down here every week in stead of going over to watch man u. Every member of this forum then woke up and wondered how it was possible that several hundred people could have the same dream at the same time......until

[OwlsFan]

his other hero, Roy arrived riding a giraffe called Niall. "All credit to Tolka", "Roy said as Bertie fell on his knees, "but at the end of the day like.....

[Paddyfield]

...it gets dark"; meanwhile Pat Fenlon went to Dublin Zoo in an attempt to buy a ....

[outside in]

...it gets dark"; meanwhile Pat Fenlon went to Dublin Zoo in an attempt to buy a ....
defender but in the end had to settle for.......

[OwlsFan]

defender but in the end had to settle for.......


Ian Harte and John O'Shea. Keane also tried to sign them because....

[Paddyfield]

...they have Irish accents unlike....

[KR's Post]

...they have Irish accents unlike....

David Conolly who can't kick.....

[Block G Raptor]

David Conolly who can't kick.....

Won't kick and has the worse haircut since......

[placid casual]

derk o'riordan,who once played for hibs but now plays for the the kings of the sweaty sock........

[Block G Raptor]

derk o'riordan,who once played for hibs but now plays for the the kings of the sweaty sock Monsters who play there home game's at ....................

[placid casual]

disneyland dubrovnik which funnily enough is also the resting place of.......

[Block G Raptor]

Mickey Mouses' Great Great Great Great..............

[placid casual]

grandmothers housekeepers next door neighbours lover. who happened to be a good mate of .....

[Block G Raptor]

Daffy Duck but's that's a whole other pile of ......................

[placid casual]

irrelevant nonsense. anyway on with the story about the man they couldnt hang because......

[Block G Raptor]

....He had no neck so they decided to execute him by stringing together a load of..................

[placid casual]

rosary beads which were hand made by mother theresa's slave children,some of whom lived past the age of 8 and went on to foister a career for themselves in .......

[deecay]

The eircom league as referees,but unfortunately they met Ski Mc Gee on the ferry over and......

[Block G Raptor]

he ate them all between Beers, until...............

[placid casual]

his body failed on him as it tried to garner enough ammino acids to break down such a large amount of human flesh.his savious was the man standing on the bridge of the ferry with the unfeasibly large......

[Block G Raptor]

Chip on his shoulder, due to the fact that he was ...................

[OwlsFan]

Chip on his shoulder, due to the fact that he was ...................

a carpenter on his way to rebuild the stadium in Tallaght until he was

[deecay]

Mugged by 2 UCD fans bearing......

[Paddyfield]

...and licking each other so that they could show the world that....

[Block G Raptor]

Students know so much more about everything than the rest of us minions. of course their belief in this was fundamentally changed by the arrival of...............

[OwlsFan]

a GAA fan with a placard reading "Ireland for the Irish. No to foreign games in Tallaght". The UCD fans couldn't read and thought it said...

[Block G Raptor]

No foreigners in Tallaght, they promptly contacted Ruth Coppinger of the socialist party who immediately set up a Picket line demanding the end to this racism NOW!! until it was pointed out by.................

[placid casual]

kevin myers,of all people, that the real racists are irish people themselves since they insist on their zenophbic zeal towards GREAT britain who is after all their lord and master and kevin should know cos he's from that part of the world and anyway i heard from trish at the swings that you went down on trevor for a koolpop and a packet of monster munch and SHUT UP you anyways....which was fine untill along came pierreluigi collina and in his hand was a shiny ........

[Block G Raptor]

Rampant Rabbit that his fella got him for christmas because he had been a good boy all year
. he brandished the rabbit towards tish saying..........

[placid casual]

Luke,i am your father.....
to which tish replied if your my da then my da must be ........

[Block G Raptor]

a pedophile coz me ma's only 15 and she had me when she was ..............

[placid casual]

in the ilac centre library looking for one of dem black fellas with the big mickies but to be honest any fellah would do.
little did she know that at the foot of the stairs of the library,sitting around that rancid little pond thing was none other than............

[Block G Raptor]

Joe Duffy who was broadcasting live to the nation from the Ilac cause it was the anniversary of...................

[placid casual]

the day that bearded woman, who used always be hanging around moore st got an lemon-coloured leather jacket from the sheepskin shop across the mall and ended up with a god awful allergy as the coat was straight from the plastic cow.
joe said go on,go on a fair number of times until fed-up,this woman emerged from the crowd and gave joe a belt around the head with a .........