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OwlsFan
11/08/2009, 7:16 AM
he said roddy collins was sent by god to teach the world about football, but then out of nowhere...
..a group of Bohs fans arrived in Tallaght intending to...
brianw82
11/08/2009, 7:40 AM
..a group of Bohs fans arrived in Tallaght intending to...
..hatch a plot with Thomas Davis GAA club to kill off Shamrock Rovers once and for all. The plot was foiled when...
Mayo Red
11/08/2009, 9:21 AM
..hatch a plot with Thomas Davis GAA club to kill off Shamrock Rovers once and for all. The plot was foiled when...
.....Roddy Collins and Marty Morrisey were discovered by Dessie Baker under Tallaght Stadium with 10 kegs of gunpowder and a box of matches. In the ensuing scuffle, Morriseys curly wig caught fire and his perma-tan melted, all that remained of him were his bleached white teeth. The GAA denied any knowledge of the plot but.....
brianw82
11/08/2009, 2:34 PM
...Roddy said it was his idea. He then looked at Dessie and said, "I signed you." Dessie then said...
Paddyfield
12/08/2009, 9:50 PM
...Roddy said it was his idea. He then looked at Dessie and said, "I signed you." Dessie then said...
"...bend over Roddy, I want to shove...."
OwlsFan
13/08/2009, 4:37 PM
..shovel some coal in to the fire and you're in the way". They sat down to watch Ireland play Australia and...
brianw82
16/08/2009, 12:14 AM
..shovel some coal in to the fire and you're in the way". They sat down to watch Ireland play Australia and...
after 20 minutes, a chunk of the ceiling came down on Dessie's head, messing up his hair. "I'll fix tha'!" said Roddy, and up he got, legged it out to the hi-ace, and was down like a shot to the local Woodie's to get a new trowel and platering supplies. While at Woodie's, he happened upon a sale of galvanised coil nails, which led him to remark....
OwlsFan
16/08/2009, 9:35 AM
after 20 minutes, a chunk of the ceiling came down on Dessie's head, messing up his hair. "I'll fix tha'!" said Roddy, and up he got, legged it out to the hi-ace, and was down like a shot to the local Woodie's to get a new trowel and platering supplies. While at Woodie's, he happened upon a sale of galvanised coil nails, which led him to remark....
"they're a great bargain. I wouldn't mind hammering a few of them through the head of..."
....Robin Van Persie because he missed...
Paddyfield
18/08/2009, 10:38 PM
...MNS on Monday night because he was watching a porn movie starring.....
Mayo Red
19/08/2009, 7:58 AM
...MNS on Monday night because he was watching a porn movie starring.....
......Mary Harney and a hairy moustached man with a long..........
Mr Maroon
19/08/2009, 2:15 PM
....nose and very hairy....
brianw82
22/08/2009, 10:46 AM
...chest. Robin thought to himself, "Jaysus, I've a girl's name. Also, that bloke on the telly there looks a bit like Ryan Giggs with his hairy aul chest. Alternatively, it could be Pete Sampras. I'd better be sure."
He whipped out his phone and dialled Cesc Fabregas's number. Cesc was quite peeved that his loan move to Kildare County had fallen through, and had consigned himself to another season in the Big Money Hype League. When the phone rang, he put down his paella, answered it, and said to RVP, ".....
OwlsFan
25/09/2009, 9:51 AM
"Bohs are in for you Robin and offering €50 a week plus tips, but I'd recommend a move to Shamrock Rovers because..."
Paddyfield
05/09/2010, 9:36 PM
....Shamrock Rovers actually love to......
OwlsFan
06/09/2010, 10:48 AM
win games. Van Persie, tired now of Arsene Wenger soaping him down in the shower, decided to..
Paddyfield
07/09/2010, 8:58 PM
....phone his old buddy Roddy Collins for advice on ......
....which suit to get in Louis Copelands...
OwlsFan
08/09/2010, 9:23 AM
but Louis wasn't at home, instead he was out with Wayne Rooney at...
...a sex addicts anonymous clinic...
...then cool dog arrived and gave them all cpr which saved their lives...
Wolfie
09/09/2010, 12:29 PM
...........as he'd worked as a consultant in the local hospital for a while, which also employed................
Paddyfield
09/09/2010, 9:36 PM
...Pat Dolan whose job it is to.......
OwlsFan
14/09/2010, 11:56 AM
give the Rovers defence advice on how to stifle the Dundalk attack but
the 12 th man
14/09/2010, 12:36 PM
he was missing that night as he was at an "eat all you can barbecue" with
OwlsFan
15/09/2010, 11:36 AM
he was missing that night as he was at an "eat all you can barbecue" with
....Stephen Ireland who was about to attend his granny's funeral when..
Ozymandias
16/09/2010, 2:38 PM
pat dolan ate him and
the 12 th man
16/09/2010, 4:26 PM
the granny for desert,that was strange because he was supposed to be
OwlsFan
22/09/2010, 8:53 AM
at the Aviva Stadium playing for an Aston Villa XI against
Paddyfield
22/09/2010, 9:01 PM
...a Pat Dolan Select XI which consisted of.....
Various staff of his favourite fast food outlets...
OwlsFan
20/03/2015, 3:09 PM
, in other words the Bohs First team who are also looking to sign..
passinginterest
20/03/2015, 3:30 PM
Hooperman, in a move that could shake the League of Ireland to it's core...
OwlsFan
20/03/2015, 5:02 PM
...except he said he'd like to stay with Rovers because
nigel-harps1954
20/03/2015, 5:45 PM
..the cheap cans of beer in Lidl across the road are exactly what he needs before a game..
OwlsFan
21/03/2015, 11:13 PM
to give to the visiting Harps fans because they
Paddyfield
28/03/2015, 10:57 AM
to give to the visiting Harps fans because they
... had never ever seen a.....
OwlsFan
28/03/2015, 11:06 AM
..big city before and they were really impressed by....
Eminence Grise
28/03/2015, 11:10 AM
...the absence of horse-drawn vehicles...
OwlsFan
31/03/2015, 4:05 PM
...and men approaching sheep with a glint in their eyes. Ollie Horgan looked round him and said....
Spudulika
01/04/2015, 4:42 AM
"It's your field boys, now grab that sexy sheep."
OwlsFan
01/04/2015, 9:20 AM
Unfortunately, the sheep turned out to be Pat Dolan who
Eminence Grise
01/04/2015, 12:50 PM
took to his heels like a hyped-up schooligan who's just spotted a TV3 camera crew and wants
nigel-harps1954
01/04/2015, 1:13 PM
to deflect the attention away from the poor Harps fans who can't seem to get a break in this story
OwlsFan
02/04/2015, 10:16 AM
until the news broke that Bray Wanderers had...
Spudulika
02/04/2015, 7:47 PM
Appointed a dream team of Roddy Collins and Sean Connor
Eminence Grise
02/04/2015, 9:20 PM
on condition that they each dressed in drag on alternating weeks, which...
Paddyfield
02/04/2015, 10:18 PM
... was upsetting for every single person from....
Spudulika
05/04/2015, 5:34 AM
the deepest depths of each and every soul.
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