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Paddyfield
18/10/2007, 6:50 PM
... four Sligo Rovers ran in with a flag which read....

OwlsFan
18/10/2007, 6:51 PM
"both his grannies have died". The Sligo fans asked the FAI could they....

Paddyfield
18/10/2007, 6:59 PM
...transform The Showgrounds into a....

lim abroad
18/10/2007, 7:49 PM
las vegas style casino but......

strangeirish
18/10/2007, 8:23 PM
las vegas style casino but.........turned it into the best little whorehouse in the west, until...

eamo1
18/10/2007, 11:43 PM
all the whores moved to Croke Park to show Robbie Keane how to score in a whore house by.........

Patrick Dunne
19/10/2007, 12:32 AM
pretending to be Pat Morley, who once ...

Angus
19/10/2007, 6:56 AM
...worked in a toll booth on the East Link but was fired when....

gustavo
19/10/2007, 9:11 AM
... they realised the quota of whiny pitched bald Corkonians employed by the company was full due to them also employing....

Paddyfield
19/10/2007, 11:15 AM
...Dermot Keely who was sued by...

Angus
19/10/2007, 12:03 PM
....the former Shah of Iran for....

OwlsFan
20/10/2007, 9:25 AM
impersonating a manager when

CollegeTillIDie
20/10/2007, 10:17 AM
he didn't have the necessary qualifications to do the job, but they let him stay in the post anyways until he had screwed the thing up beyond redemption and they were forced to....

Paddyfield
20/10/2007, 9:57 PM
....read The Sun headline that says....

Block G Raptor
21/10/2007, 10:04 AM
Fai To Hold Emergency Meeting To Decide...............................

OwlsFan
21/10/2007, 11:13 AM
whether John Delaney is Dunphy's love child and if so....

CollegeTillIDie
21/10/2007, 12:27 PM
.... who gets to go with him on the junket to the WC Draw in South Africa because....

Paddyfield
21/10/2007, 6:41 PM
...of the dirty smell coming from....

Angus
22/10/2007, 8:19 AM
....the cockpit when the pilot spilled...

OwlsFan
22/10/2007, 9:34 AM
....the cockpit when the pilot spilled...

Roy Keane's prawn sandwich on the lap of Mick McCarthy who immediately...

biscuit
22/10/2007, 9:46 AM
roared, "blimey roy, your a right ......

Paddyfield
22/10/2007, 7:03 PM
roared, "blimey roy, you're a right ......

....back, I always thought you were a midfielder" to which Roy replied: "Mick, I love the way you.....

OwlsFan
23/10/2007, 6:13 AM
play Ian Harte at left full when it is obvious to everyone that he

CollegeTillIDie
23/10/2007, 7:24 PM
can't defend for toffee.... that may be true said Mick but have you seen what he can do with his left foot?.......

Paddyfield
23/10/2007, 7:36 PM
can't defend for toffee.... that may be true said Mick but have you seen what he can do with his left foot?.......

...but Roy just shoved his right foot up Mick's.....

sligoman
23/10/2007, 7:42 PM
...but Roy just shoved his right foot up Mick's.....Arsenal manager just walked in interrupting...

CollegeTillIDie
24/10/2007, 9:16 AM
.. the proceedings and Mick interjected,'' open a can of beans.........

Green Tribe
24/10/2007, 10:05 AM
.. the proceedings and Mick interjected,'' open a can of beans.........

gobbling them all up, wiping his mouth and proclaiming...."by 'eck that weren't half...."

biscuit
24/10/2007, 11:49 AM
...enough, im off down to the caf, i have a lunch date with....

OwlsFan
24/10/2007, 12:57 PM
Britney Spears who was having trouble finding her...

Paddyfield
24/10/2007, 1:32 PM
Britney Spears who was having trouble finding her...

...Athlone Town season ticket which she bought from....

gustavo
24/10/2007, 2:01 PM
.........Justin Timberlake , who said that he was disappointed with Athlones showing this season , given their financial investment at the start of the season , he added that he felt their new stadium would have given the whole club a lift but this wasnt the case which left him raging , in fact he said he was now going to switch alliegiences to....

strangeirish
24/10/2007, 2:09 PM
.........Justin Timberlake , who said that he was disappointed with Athlones showing this season , given their financial investment at the start of the season , he added that he felt their new stadium would have given the whole club a lift but this wasnt the case which left him raging , in fact he said he was now going to switch alliegiences to.......Jennifer Lopez, who is the daughter of...

Angus
24/10/2007, 4:44 PM
....John Delaney's football expert consultants....

Paddyfield
25/10/2007, 6:57 PM
....John Delaney's football expert consultants....

....but Delaney refuted media claims that he is Muppet by stating: "I am the biggest.....

OwlsFan
26/10/2007, 6:38 AM
fan of funny hairstyles, a bit like

biscuit
26/10/2007, 9:48 AM
stephen ireland, they say his new hair cam from his....

lim abroad
26/10/2007, 11:19 AM
dead grandmother but wait...

OwlsFan
26/10/2007, 12:23 PM
it was made from the public hairs of

SligoBrewer
26/10/2007, 12:34 PM
barney the dinosaur, who donated them because of his love for

strangeirish
26/10/2007, 2:21 PM
barney the dinosaur, who donated them because of his love for
...Bosco, who also likes a little bit of...

OwlsFan
26/10/2007, 2:43 PM
...Bosco, who also likes a little bit of...

sadness in his life because he follows Sheffield Wednesday, which is a bit strange having regard to the fact that

lim abroad
26/10/2007, 3:42 PM
he can take 5 fingers in his arse ..........

OwlsFan
26/10/2007, 4:16 PM
something Sheffield United fans enjoy but that's another story unlike the breaking news that

Paddyfield
26/10/2007, 10:32 PM
something Sheffield United fans enjoy but that's another story unlike the breaking news that

...Pat Dolan has quit Setanta to take up....

strangeirish
26/10/2007, 11:56 PM
...Pat Dolan has quit Setanta to take up....
...a job as Santa along with...

OwlsFan
28/10/2007, 7:11 AM
Rudolf the red nose reindeer who has just quit the Irish job by mutual consent with Santa. Likely candidates for the job are.....

Paddyfield
28/10/2007, 6:47 PM
...Roddy Collins and Pat Dolan because they are Ireland's best....

CollegeTillIDie
29/10/2007, 11:02 AM
comment makers from the sidelines as the best hurlers are always on the ditch which is yet another example of...

SligoBrewer
30/10/2007, 12:15 PM
comment makers from the sidelines as the best hurlers are always on the ditch which is yet another example of...

pats proper banging image. he's almost as cool as..