Story time

[gustavo]

a Cockney wide boy called Tel was hired able assisted by his brother Andy , they didnt last long because they..

[OwlsFan]

lost the first 6 games and the gate receipts from those games went missing. They were eventually found in..

[Paddyfield]

...Pat Dolan's waistcoat pocket along with....

[OwlsFan]

6 bottles of hair dye and a wig which he uses whenever he has to

[Paddyfield]

...disguise himself when he walks through Inchicore because he loves....

[OwlsFan]

himself and the sound of his own voice like another pundit called....

[Paddyfield]

...Ray D'arcy who likes to take it up the......

[OwlsFan]

Dundrum bypass on the way to work on his bicycle. D'Arcy has also been asked to join the team of FAI headhunters along with

[gustavo]

Niall Quinn who also has a great knowledge of bikes due to his close relationship with ....

[Paddyfield]

...Dunphy who cycles everywhere because he lost his licence after a night on the beer with....

[chuckie]

...himself, he has no friends because he is such a...

[Paddyfield]

...big hit with the ladies from...

[OwlsFan]

the rough end of town because they look exactly like him: a wh*re with a face like a slapped ars*. That said, he did manage to get off with....

[pineapple stu]

...a severe warning as to his future conduct, and he wondered what the difference was between that and...

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Bill O'Herliheys stupid Grin........

[Paddyfield]

...a bucket of sh!t, but Roddy Collins interupted, shouting "I love....

[OwlsFan]

myself so much I think I'll be the next Irish manager with Neil Mc as my assistant because.....

[Paddyfield]

... I have a hatred for....

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Morals

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at which point bill o herlihy replied....

[OwlsFan]

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at which point bill o herlihy replied......"okey dokey" and laughed hysterically at one of Dunphy's rants (the man who loves Irish football). Meanwhile, Dunphy himself (the man who loves Irish football) was planting a wreath at....

[AidoM]

..."okey dokey" and laughed hysterically at one of Dunphy's rants (the man who loves Irish football). Meanwhile, Dunphy himself (the man who loves Irish football) was planting a wreath at....

Joe Dolan's grave .............

[OwlsFan]

..when me o my, this good looking woman appeared and said to Dunphy: "You are the ugliest man on tv but have made a great living slagging off successful footballers and.....

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I'd really like you to.....

[OwlsFan]

I'd really like you to.....

..have a nice day, preferably somewhere else. I bet you were such an ugly kid, your mum had to tie a steak round your neck to get the puppy to play with you". Dunphy was shocked to hear such personal remarks and...

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Promptly Headbutted Her and...............

[OwlsFan]

Promptly Headbutted Her and...............

..an ceannaire thought this was highly amusing. "Good old Eamo (hic). I like you. People say I have no taste but I like you (hic)" he said. Dunphy looked at the prostrate woman and...

[biscuit]

laughed while remarking to himself "it wasn't a good headbutt, it was a great head butt", which.....

[OwlsFan]

..really annoyed the woman. "You have a face only a mother could love...and even she hates it" she cried. Dunphy wasn't put off though. "Your place or mine?" he smirked. She replied "you go to your place and I'll go to mine". John Giles arrived at the scene and

[Paddyfield]

...nobody saw him because he is such a shortarse so he climbed up on the shoulders of....

[Block G Raptor]

lester piggot who had just arrived from

[OwlsFan]

prison. "Is that your face or did you neck throw up?" Piggot asked Dunphy. "I know I am repeating myself" Giles said, "but....."

[Paddyfield]

prison. "Is that your face or did you neck throw up?" Piggot asked Dunphy. "I know I am repeating myself" Giles said, "but....."


"...I know I am repeating myself" but they were interupted by Mick McCarthy riding on the back of Jack Charlton roaring "......

[KR's Post]

saipan was a conspiracy theory, just like our former bosess, the fai.....

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to send that Cork fella over there to assassinate me

[OwlsFan]

"Have some respect when you mention HIS name" Dunphy interjected. McCarthy turned on Dunphy and said in a Barnsley/Tallow accent "You're so ugly that when you joined an ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals'. Giles had climbed off Piggott's back and said..

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They told me that too! just before that unfortunate business with the ....

[OwlsFan]

..I am sorry Mick, I have lost my train of thought and I can't remember what I was going to say and I don't like to repeat myself but

[KR's Post]

..I am sorry Mick, I have lost my train of thought and I can't remember what I was going to say and I don't like to repeat myself but

i am sorry mick

[Paddyfield]

Funnily enough, both Mick and Roy got sacked from their clubs and ended up applying for the same job as manager of....

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Celtic and rangers respectively, to which the media said "........

[OwlsFan]

Celtic and rangers respectively, to which the media said "........

Roy of the Rangers against....

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Roy of the Rangers against....

Celtic of the micks!

[OwlsFan]

"Don't mention Mick" said Roy or else I'll break your leg. "I know I am repeating myself" said Giles "but I fancy the manager's job and I.....

[gustavo]

"dont like repeating myself but I fancy the manager's job and I "

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"dont like repeating myself but I fancy the manager's job and I "

will guarantee results, i'll even give the public what they want, Keane as Captain, but i'm not to keen on that....

[OwlsFan]

'as I'd like the centre-half to pass the ball to the full back who then passes back to the centre-half who loses possession and then the opposition score. That's the right way to play the game isn't it Eamon?..Eamon? I know I am repeating myself, Eamon are you... ?"

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'as I'd like the centre-half to pass the ball to the full back who then passes back to the centre-half who loses possession and then the opposition score. That's the right way to play the game isn't it Eamon?..Eamon? I know I am repeating myself, Eamon are you... ?"

defending Keane again, come on, the man can play but he's no manager! I'm the man for the job not....

[placid casual]

....that holy guy or whatever you call him.cant say i know much about him bill as i havent seen the lad manage......

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Any decent team, I mean he was at that mickey mouse team from merseyside but we all know there sub standard so.....................