Songs that you sing

[Schumi]

"Did you get your Junior Cert?" (tune of 'Bread of Heaven')

[Troy.McClure]

Keep those inter-dublin big school rivalries away from foot.ie. Just cos you defected to Trinity...

:rolleyes: UCC bigwig thinks he's great :D all coz he's not in our club :p

Back on topic for a sec

"Are you small or far away" to Digger and small people in general :D

[pineapple stu]

"Old bald man he ain't what he used to be..."

To Fran Carter initially whenever he got the ball (until he got sent off :p )...then Doolin (Old bald manager) then anyone bald really. Petty but a good Simpsons tune!

In Tolka in the first game - Paul Doolin sneaks by and to the back of the stand to scout...we go 1-0 up..."Are you watching Paul Doolin?!" :p Even he had to laugh at our twisted bitterness! :)

[Anto McC]

Probably the best response ever to a chant in the League of Ireland was when Cork City sang to Kilkenny City:

'Going down, Going down, Going down'

Kilkenny Fans responded with:

'So Are We, So Are We, So Are We !!!'

:D :D Classic.

Dosen't matter who sang it,it's an absolute cracker. :D

[Éanna]

Probably the best response ever to a chant in the League of Ireland was when Cork City sang to Kilkenny City:

'Going down, Going down, Going down'

Kilkenny Fans responded with:

'So Are We, So Are We, So Are We !!!'

:D :D Classic.
maybe kilkenny did as well, but I definitely remember galway united fans singing that at the cross

[bluemovie]

Last year to Paul Osam (but can be used for any old codgers)

Paul Osam is nearly forty
I think his hair is going grey
He'll be on the pension shortly
Oh how he longs for yesterday

I remember one to Cobh a few years back

There's only one Donal Golden
He was **** so we sold him
He gets the ball
He does **** all, etc

[robbieos88]

To the tune of Country Roads:

**** off Home Ollie Byrne ,
To the place you belong,
Mountjoy Prison,
Aisle 7
**** off home Ollie Byrne,

[robbieos88]

Bohs were playin Shels the same night we were playin at home (forget who it was against) but we needed Bohs to win for us to qualify for europe i think and we were all singin " Bohs till half nine, i'm bohs till half nine"

[Green Tribe]

I've enjoyed reading this thread, some people come up with some wisecracks- deadly! :D keep it going!

[A face]

Metha … Metha
Metha, Metha, Metha,

Metha … Metha
Metha, Metha, Metha,

Give ‘em an M
Give ‘em an E
Give ‘em a T
Give ‘em a H
Give ‘em a A
Give ‘em a D
Give ‘em a O
Give ‘em a N
Give ‘em a E

Give 'em M E T H A D O N E !!

Dont bother about the clean needles either

:p

[robbieos88]

A song we had last season:

Tell all the Bohs you know,
Robbie Doyle is better than Crowe,
Simon Webb is a c**t,
Ozo's better than Hunt,
And you'll never win 2 in a row,

Another song:

Brian Kerr's a hero,
He wears a Patrick's cap,
When Jayo went to Poland Brian Kerr said he was crap
He started off with Morrison who's scored more than Jayo
Go back to $helbourne F.C., **** off Pinnochio,

Song to rovers

[Éanna]

Here's one for Shels:

CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT

or

SCUM SCUM SCUM

[Anto McC]

I've enjoyed reading this thread, some people come up with some wisecracks- deadly! :D keep it going!

Yeah,completely agree i delighted i started this thread now and nobody taking any offense(so far),keep it going lads.Another one Shels sing to Bohs,Modified for the new season

Tell all the Bohs you know
That now we have Jayo and Crowe
Weso's better than Hunt
Gareth Farrelly's a ****
And they'll never win two in a row

There was also one like the "Homeless hoops" one that they sang to Bohs
"Bohs brought 13 fans to Belarus" was the first line and then something about a minibus i think maybe we can get another fan to complete the verse

[Troy.McClure]

I was at a Bohs and Rovers game once and the Bohs fans sang something like

1 na na na na na
2 na na na na
3 na na na na na
4 na na na na
5 na na na na na
6 na na na na
7 na na na na na
8 na na na na
9 na na na na na
10 na na na na
11 na na na na na
12 na na na na
13 na na na na na
14 na na na na
15 na na na na na
16 long years since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,

16 long years since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,
since Rovers won fcuk all,

Classic :D


Bohs were playin Shels the same night we were playin at home (forget who it was against) but we needed Bohs to win for us to qualify for europe i think and we were all singin " Bohs till half nine, i'm bohs till half nine"

City played Shels on the last day of the season about 5 years ago. Shels needed a point to win the league and Bohz needed to beat Kilkenny and hope we beat Shels, so we sang a similar "Bo-az 'til full time, we'reBo-az 'til full time". It was a sweet sweet moment when we won :)

[Bosco]

maybe kilkenny did as well, but I definitely remember galway united fans singing that at the cross

Might aswell add our names to that list,sang it against pats a few years ago.
In the same game,it was at the same time that the farmers were protesting up in dublin in their tractors.Pats sang "You can stick your fcuking tractors up your arse" to which we replied;
"You can stick your fcuking needles up your arms"
"Did you ever meet your daddy in a pub"
"Atleast we own our tractors"
"2-0 to the tractor boys"

Think we are pretty original in that we are the only club to have a chant praising sponge-bob square pants.
"Theres only one sponge bob square pants,
only one sponge bob square pants,
he scores with ease,he does a trapez,
walking in a pair of square pants"

Think derry's "Randy Brandywell" is the best do

[pete]

Song for City Chairman Briab Lennox: (to tune of Chelseas Abra-mo-vich"
"Who needs Abramovich, Brian sells lots of chips..."
"Who needs Abramovich, Brian sells lots of chips..."

[sligoman]

Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
:D :D
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Rangers in disguise, your Rangers in disguise,
We know you are we're sure you are, you're Rangers in disguise
:p :D :D

[De Town]

Think we are pretty original in that we are the only club to have a chant praising sponge-bob square pants.
"Theres only one sponge bob square pants,
only one sponge bob square pants,
he scores with ease,he does a trapez,
walking in a pair of square pants"

I fcuking wish :mad:

[Da Real Rover]

Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
Same old blueshirts, cheating *******s.
:D :D
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Rangers in disguise, your Rangers in disguise,
We know you are we're sure you are, you're Rangers in disguise
:p :D :D
They were singing them at the mons fans the last game.And
'You only sing when your wining'
'You only sing when your wining'
which was true for the mons fans.

[Éanna]

"sing when you're cheating" is a regular against shels

[Anto McC]

"sing when you're cheating" is a regular against shels

What did you think of our almost rapid response after the goal Eanna
"City,it wasn't over the line"

That's what i mean when i say we are ahead of premiersh*t fans.

[Speranza]

To $hels

School in the morning
you've got school in the morning......

To Harps

You are a culchie, a smelly culchie
you're only happy on market day
you're grounds a cowshed, you're fans are inbreds
you're only sheepshaggers from Ballybofey

You only sing when your farming

General

When Gareth goes marching down the wing the wing the wing,
when Gareth goes marching down the wing the wing the wing,
when Gareth goes marching down the wing the Brandywell Pride will begin to sing,
we all know that Gareths gonny score

[hamish]

You only sing when you're farming :D :D Priceless!! :D

[Macy]

Most of the songs on this thread are changes of English club songs, so not sure it proves that we're way ahead of them.

[blutil]

Most of the songs on this thread are changes of English club songs, so not sure it proves that we're way ahead of them.

i could ave sworn i've heard supporters over here copying that song liverpool were singing last night, the fields of anfield road ! :D

[cheech]

To Derry

You'll never beat the Irish
You'll never beat the Irish!

You are a mucker ,a Derry mucker
Your only happy on Giro day
Your ma's out stealing
Your da's drug dealing
So please dont take my hubcaps away.

There's only one L in Derry, one L in Derrrrry.....

and London(derry) brigde is falling down, falling down

How does it feel to have a Queen......of course! Who do you think made it up!!

and back in the days of the awl Poll Tax
We don't pay no Poll Tax
We don't pay no Poll Tax
na na na na
na na na na

To Sligo

Where's Your Caravan..............WHERE'S YOUR CARAVAN!

3 nil to the sheepshaggers

Go home.....................to your caravan, go home..............to your caravan

Can we play you every week :D

[Iorfa]

Thought Bohs fans singing 'There's only one Johnny Logan', then launching into a chorus of 'What's another year' in the RSC after Chris Doran had won You're a Star was brilliant :D

[blutil]

Thought Bohs fans singing 'There's only one Johnny Logan', then launching into a chorus of 'What's another year' in the RSC after Chris Doran had won You're a Star was brilliant :D

yeah that was class, i waas right opposite them all arms up in the air swaying side to side, it was almost hypnotising. The blues comeback would have been good if anyone knew the words to chris dorans song :eek:

[Troy.McClure]

To Derry

You'll never beat the Irish
You'll never beat the Irish!


Damn, how didnt we think of that one! Thats great :D (Sorry Derry guys :o )

[robbieos88]

When we're at home in the red we always score in the shed, were just too good to be true we'll kick the **** out of you!

When we're away in the blue we'll kick the **** out of you we've got the class and the skill it's just like watchin Brazil.

I cant read and I cant write it doesn't really matter coz I follow Cork City and I can drive a tractor.

I don't know but I've been told,
Rovers had a ground it was sold,
How many years they been wanderin' 'round
18 years without a ground
They thaught they were movin to D24
They got kicked out of Inchicore
Havin no ground is such a bitch
Tallaghts gonna be a bogball pitch

[Da Real Rover]

Sing this to the tune of my bonny lies over the ocean.

If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Dublin tomorrow,
And ****e on those *******s below,

[Speranza]

I love the banter between supporters but songs like those posted above by the Harps fans (re:Brit ones) are a disgrace, you should be ashamed of yourself. What is it now anyways 1 cup in 30 years? - forever inferior!

[shantykelly]

chill out, its only a thread asking what songs are sung. sure we give as good as we get. :D

[shantykelly]

Sing this to the tune of my bonny lies over the ocean.

If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Dublin tomorrow,
And ****e on those *******s below,

i sing that about belfast people :D

[Anto McC]

Most of the songs on this thread are changes of English club songs, so not sure it proves that we're way ahead of them.

The tunes are the same but the amount of different variations and the originality are what i'm talking about,i mean there's a new version of the songs for every different significant incident in the league.Take the incident at the Shels vs Cork game,the goal had only been given when the Shels fans were singing "City,it wasn't over the line" and i'm sure the next time Shels play Cork they will have a retort.

[Da Real Rover]

I love the banter between supporters but songs like those posted above by the Harps fans (re:Brit ones) are a disgrace, you should be ashamed of yourself. What is it now anyways 1 cup in 30 years? - forever inferior!
Read what D2Red said at the start of the tread, if you are irritated by the tread look away.

[Troy.McClure]

I cant read and I cant write it doesn't really matter coz I follow Cork City and I can drive a tractor.


Not offended or anything, but thats one of the worst chants Ive heard! Whats the tune? How do you get any of it to rhyme or roll off the tip of your touge? :confused:

[Green Tribe]

Sing this to the tune of my bonny lies over the ocean.

If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Dublin tomorrow,
And ****e on those *******s below,


:D Deadly one! :D

[Éanna]

Not offended or anything, but thats one of the worst chants Ive heard! Whats the tune? How do you get any of it to rhyme or roll off the tip of your touge? :confused:
far from it, it was an absolutely brilliant chant- haven't heard it sung in a good few years though. can't remember the full words, but it was something like:
V1:
I can't read and i can't write, that doesn't really matter, I support Cork City and I can drive a tractor;
V2:
My tractor is big and blue, and it goes beep beep............... go and shag my sheep;
V3:
......strawberry grower

Any pats fan out there who can fill in the missing words. It was a hilarious song.

Another great one pats had was: "He's got bird-shít, on his head" for pat Morley :D

[Anto McC]

Not offended or anything, but thats one of the worst chants Ive heard! Whats the tune? How do you get any of it to rhyme or roll off the tip of your touge? :confused:

Yeah can't get to grips with that one myself.

Any chance of this being made a sticky,seeing as i said before the EL fans are constantly amazing me by coming up with new chants for every significant incident or event that happens,aswell as the fact that half of songs at most clubs haven't even been added to this thread yet.

[Éanna]

stuck

[Éanna]

:D Deadly one! :D
you'll like this one then:

In Dublin's fair City, where the girls are so shítty
I first set my eyes on slut molly malone
as she wheeled her wheelbarrow,
throught streets broad and narrow
crying *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap* CITY

followed by: Molly was a brasser, a brasser, Molly was a brasser, a brasses was she.

[Schumi]

I like that song, implies that Cork fans are sluts!

[Anto McC]

Thank you very much,you are a gentleman of the highest order........even if you are a little crazy :eek: :p

[skitz3]

I like the one we do sing to Drogheda: 'you're just a suburb of dublin'. It won't be too long before we're singing that to Cork. ;)

I remember this one from a few tears back (for a legend):
'Mickey Neville, Mickey Neville
Mickey Mickey Neville
He has no hair but we don't care
Mickey Mickey Neville'.

It's also cool when Cork chant 'Judas' to Ollie C. It really shows how much they were hurt by his ambitious move. :D

[Bad Bob]

Wasnt that UCD and Bray who sang that?


No I think your mistaken. Surely you know that only one Eircom league club can sing each chant.

[hamish]

Sing this to the tune of my bonny lies over the ocean.

If i had the wings of a sparrow,
And the dirty black arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Dublin tomorrow,
And ****e on those *******s below,
Fcuking hilarious, man. Dirty black arse of a crow - sung with good Sligo accent!! :D :D I suppose you replace Dublin with Athlone when you go to Mel's. :eek:

[pete]

My tractor is big and blue, and it goes beep beep............... go and shag my sheep;


Just goes to show does dublin stereotypes are correct - if they'd ever left the pale would know out tractors are green. Its blue ones in Watherfurd.

:rolleyes:

[bluemovie]

If we're doing ones about our own players now, I remember one about the legendary Tony Hall......

There's only one Tony Hall
He's six feet tall
If you mess with him
You'll get your head kicked in
Walking in a Blues wonderland.

And last year......

We've got Jose back again tra la la la la

[Bosco]

The tunes are the same but the amount of different variations and the originality are what i'm talking about,i mean there's a new version of the songs for every different significant incident in the league.Take the incident at the Shels vs Cork game,the goal had only been given when the Shels fans were singing "City,it wasn't over the line" and i'm sure the next time Shels play Cork they will have a retort.

And how do you know that this isnt the same over in england?


"5 foot 8,overweight
digger o'brien is fcuking great
with a knick knack paddy whack etc"

"Diggers a brazilian,he's worth atleast a million
la la la la,lala la la
his name is stephen o'brien,hes a longford lion
la la la la"

"Drink drink wherever you may be,
we are the drunk and disordely
and we dont give a **** no we dont give a fcuk,
we'll be running round lansdowne,
with Bucky in the cup ;) "

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