Behaviour which needs to be banned... [Archive] - Page 16

the 12 th man

29/01/2011, 3:06 PM

You're a poet, don't you know it!

Let's go on the road together: we can offer da ham and eminence grise sandwich. Anyone from Mayo willing to spread (!) the news and make a three-way partnership? (Enda, are you out there...?)

You could also offer a sambo/roll containing the world famous "Cheeses of Nazareth"..

Lev Yashin

29/01/2011, 5:43 PM

Back on topic

Men, normally overweight men who wear rugby jerseys with under armour underneath when out and about or in the pub... that Canterbury or whatever make stuff that "athletes" wear, I mean what do they think they look like?

juan

31/01/2011, 4:24 PM

http://www.lazygamer.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/4435a4e63f8b_C243/wallace_gromit_cheese.jpg

Wensleydale is where it's at.

The Fly

31/01/2011, 5:00 PM

Let's go on the road together: we can offer da ham and eminence grise sandwich. Anyone from Mayo willing to spread (!) the news and make a three-way partnership? (Enda, are you out there...?)

That's clearly some kind of sexual innuendo.

Eminence Grise

01/02/2011, 12:31 PM

...says he with a username often used in polite company to refer to male wotsits...

I'm tempted to tell you to zip it, but that would be labouring the point, and anyway your post gave me a laugh when I needed one!!

SkStu

01/02/2011, 5:18 PM

You could also offer a sambo/roll containing the world famous "Cheeses of Nazareth"..

those who watch Modern Family might be aware that Sofia Vergara likes to think about the baby cheeses at christmas time. I can only presume she means these

http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/babybel-canada.jpg

shantykelly

09/02/2011, 12:13 AM

emotions, particularly those that aren't returned.

A N Mouse

09/02/2011, 7:46 PM

emotions, particularly those that aren't returned.

It could be worse, you could be a harps fans.

Though actually, that might save you some hassle with the whole human emotions thing :D

osarusan

09/02/2011, 9:26 PM

Using the football expressions 'he's not an international standard player', and 'the sign of a great team is winning when not playing well'. They're both bull****.

DeLorean

10/02/2011, 9:16 AM

Using the football expressions 'he's not an international standard player', and 'the sign of a great team is winning when not playing well'. They're both bull****.

I'd had "he should have hit the target" to that. Also, people thinking that hitting the post is a shot on target.

Angus

11/02/2011, 7:45 AM

back from heathrow the other day and we had a seat recliner.

Guy beside me is on his laptop when the seat gets rolled back

Instant extermination

shantykelly

12/02/2011, 8:55 AM

the northern ireland section on p.ie. had a quick look around after a many month hiatus, that place is bad.

Lev Yashin

12/02/2011, 11:12 AM

I'd had "he should have hit the target" to that. Also, people thinking that hitting the post is a shot on target.

Can i add, people who say "he missed a penalty" when in fact the keeper saved it.

It wasn't missed it was saved...

Hit it wide or over and its a miss.

Magicme

13/02/2011, 1:28 AM

going to bed naked. Wearing Footsie pjs should be the law.

SkStu

14/02/2011, 2:35 AM

people trying to ban stuff.

John83

14/02/2011, 8:03 AM

people trying to ban stuff.
*Thread explodes*

tetsujin1979

14/02/2011, 8:53 AM

banning trying to ban things

SkStu

14/02/2011, 3:41 PM

*thread saved*

DeLorean

25/02/2011, 12:25 PM

People saying "me thinks".

Magicme

25/02/2011, 12:39 PM

Sinn Fein members sitting in jeeps with "vote sinn fein" on them sitting outside polling booth staring at people coming in and out from voting. Intimidating.

Eminence Grise

25/02/2011, 1:01 PM

Sinn Fein members sitting in jeeps with "vote sinn fein" on them sitting outside polling booth staring at people coming in and out from voting. Intimidating.

Notify the attending Guard. It's illegal to have election promotional material within 50 yards of a polling station.

Then run like f---- before the Shinners see you!

horton

25/02/2011, 1:09 PM

At least you don't vote in the North. My local polling station is a primary school, and every election day I have to run the gauntlet of around 6-7 people at the gate shoving an election flyer in my face. Another Sinn Fein tactic is sending people around the doors to check you have voted, if not you get a speech about why you should vote for them(I know for a fact some of the people that came to my door are former provo's!), not THAT is intimidating.

Magicme

25/02/2011, 1:22 PM

Doing a quick calculation there and they seem to be within the law, just about. Horton, scary stuff alright!

Magicme

25/02/2011, 1:23 PM

Seems they are probably just within the law.

Horton, scary stuff.

shantykelly

26/02/2011, 10:54 PM

have seen the sdlp do the same, both with waving flyers and calling at doors. not as aggressive though. northern nationalist politics are very tribal and cut throat, and boring as sin.

pauliek

27/02/2011, 12:16 AM

People who dont vote ULA or Socialist

sligoman

27/02/2011, 11:33 AM

People who say 'this is true' when they agree with you.

Also 'Funtimes'

Magicme

27/02/2011, 12:00 PM

Sligoman being a Funtimes.

the 12 th man

27/02/2011, 12:02 PM

People cycling two a breast on winding country roads,actually people cycling on public roads should be banned :cool:.

old git

27/02/2011, 7:25 PM

People cycling two a breast on winding country roads,actually people cycling on public roads should be banned :cool:.

may i add people jogging two a breast with backs to oncoming traffic :mad:

John83

27/02/2011, 7:30 PM

People cycling two a breast on winding country roads,actually people cycling on public roads should be banned :cool:.
I've long thought the solution to that is to remove any legal consequences of running over such people. And allowing one to sue the estate of the deceased for the cost of the panel-beating and respray. And I am (or at least was) a cyclist.

may i add people jogging two a breast with backs to oncoming traffic :mad:
Someone once wrote that when he was a driver, he hated pedestrians, and vice versa, but he always hated cyclists. I just find people contemptable.

theworm2345

28/02/2011, 3:14 AM

Someone once wrote that when he was a driver, he hated pedestrians, and vice versa, but he always hated cyclists. I just find people contemptable.
As someone who does both, I can say that when you're a biker, you hate drivers and when you're a driver, you hate bikers.

horton

28/02/2011, 5:47 AM

It's been a while since I read the Highway code. I know when there is no footpaths, pedestrians are meant to walk on the oncoming traffics side of the road, is there any such rule for cyclists?
Plus, If cyclists ever give off about you trying to kill them, remind them you pay for the privilege to be on the road, they don't so it's their own fault if they get hit:D

John83

28/02/2011, 8:33 AM

It's been a while since I read the Highway code. I know when there is no footpaths, pedestrians are meant to walk on the oncoming traffics side of the road, is there any such rule for cyclists?
Cyclists don't use the footpath. You're supposed to treat them like a tiny, crushable vehicle, possibly in the control of an idiot. Just like a car, but smaller and crushable.

Plus, If cyclists ever give off about you trying to kill them, remind them you pay for the privilege to be on the road, they don't so it's their own fault if they get hit:D
And when he kicks off your wing mirror and disappears up an alley (which I once witnessed - the driver definitely earned it), remember that paying tax doesn't entitle you to be an *******.

Schumi

28/02/2011, 9:57 AM

Cyclists don't use the footpath.

I think you mean "cyclists shouldn't use the footpath.", subtle difference.

shantykelly

28/02/2011, 1:01 PM

think in the niorth they're supposed to stay something like 300mm/1 foot away from the kerb/road edge, and cycle single file. hate these mass swarms of road cyclists that i've encountered recentlyin tyrone, eejits have turned a 50min drive into an hour and half.

theworm2345

28/02/2011, 2:12 PM

This banner
http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/926/11342744.png

Magicme

05/03/2011, 2:20 AM

My mother sending home caffiene free root beer from Florida with my dad. Like wtf mum! I just had 3 glasses trying to keep me awake to go collect Jake and then realise I may as well have been drinking water. Was yummy though, especially teamed with a bowl of lucky charms (minus the non-veggie marshmallows). Almost convinced myself am in USA. Sure am still on Ann Arbor time anyhow.

shantykelly

05/03/2011, 3:08 PM

people at funerals pushing relatives of the deceased out of the way in an effort to follow the coffin. saw a couple of my (very distraught) aunts getting pushed aside recently at my granda's funeral, really really really wanted to punch someone in the face.

Dunny

05/03/2011, 3:33 PM

theworm2345

05/03/2011, 4:53 PM

Havent had those in years! Best cereal ever.
I told a group of Irish guys about Lucky Charms and they had never heard of it. Needless to say they cringed when I showed them the commercials. On a similar note, the Shamrock Shake has returned to McDonalds.

Magicme

05/03/2011, 5:31 PM

Shamrock or indeed any milkshakes should be banned. Disgusting things. Yuck.

SkStu

05/03/2011, 5:34 PM

I could easily kill for an Eddie Rockets vanilla milkshake/malt.

Actually throw in the Atomic Burger and Chili "fries" from Eddies too.

Magicme

05/03/2011, 5:58 PM

You disgust me. I only go to Eddie Rockets for the nachos and root beer.

sligoman

05/03/2011, 7:39 PM

Havent had those in years! Best cereal ever.I've never seen them on sale over here? Only ever heard of them through being mentioned on American TV shows.

Dunny

05/03/2011, 8:50 PM

I've never seen them on sale over here? Only ever heard of them through being mentioned on American TV shows.

This would have been mid to late 90's. Cant remember who made them though