Behaviour which needs to be banned... [Archive] - Page 3

Magicme

08/09/2009, 9:03 PM

I learned to eat eggs in Canada and there was no brown sauce so it was ketchup or maple syrup. Love the syrup on pancakes but not so fond on eggs. Then when I was 6 and travelling down then east coast of the USA we used to get breakfast in McDonald's (at the insistance of my brother and I who had only been to the one in Dublin once at that stage and were obsessed) and their eggs were so rubberlike that I had to mask them with loads of ketchup. Now cant stand fried or scrammbled without loads of ketchup (at least 4 sachets if in a hotel/Restaurant and all egg must be covered)

atfconline

08/09/2009, 9:23 PM

Just burn it a little, lovely!

Battery Rover

08/09/2009, 9:29 PM

People in my house who complain when we go out to dinner because I like my steak rare, lamb pink and eggs runny

Magicme

08/09/2009, 9:30 PM

Agree with fried, but not with scrambled. Eggs should not be runny, its just wrong.

passinginterest

08/09/2009, 9:31 PM

Eating eggs should be banned you sick, sick, individuals.

DeLorean

09/09/2009, 5:15 PM

Agree with fried, but not with scrambled. Eggs should not be runny, its just wrong.

Runny as can be- then dip the bread into it with a rasher in between and savour the flavour of the ketchup mixin with the yellow sh!t, nice.

Magicme

10/09/2009, 10:07 AM

*boke*

Feel really ill now. You, Delorean, disgust me.

OwlsFan

25/09/2009, 9:46 AM

Putting your bag on a seat beside you on public transport and sighing when someone asks to sit down on that seat.

thischarmingman

25/09/2009, 10:02 AM

Putting your bag on a seat beside you on public transport and sighing when someone asks to sit down on that seat.

I do this. I don't people invading my personal space. :p

Doesn't everyone do this to some degree? When I get the bus to Derry and a load get on at Monaghan/Busasas.the airport you can see everyone on the bus with a free seat beside them thinking, "Please not beside me, please not beside me..."

pineapple stu

25/09/2009, 10:30 AM

Remember reading in the UL paper years ago about little tricks like that. Keep the seat beside you free by looking up and smiling at everyone as they walk by.

John83

25/09/2009, 10:48 AM

Remember reading in the UL paper years ago about little tricks like that. Keep the seat beside you free by looking up and smiling at everyone as they walk by.
That'll work okay with most people, but you'll get some real weirdos to sit beside you.

Bluebeard

25/09/2009, 11:10 AM

That'll work okay with most people, but you'll get some real weirdos to sit beside you.

Hey! I normally like to sit beside people who look up at me smiling!

passinginterest

25/09/2009, 11:15 AM

Remember reading in the UL paper years ago about little tricks like that. Keep the seat beside you free by looking up and smiling at everyone as they walk by.

Jesus no that's the worst possible thing to do, that's how you end up with the nutcase beside you who sees a friendly face and proceeds to spend the journey telling you their tragic life story (see Bluebeard above).

Bag on the seat is just about OK if the bus is not too full, if the bus is packed and people are abviously looking for seats just stop being rude and move the bloody thing.

Pauro 76

25/09/2009, 11:42 AM

Jesus no that's the worst possible thing to do, that's how you end up with the nutcase beside you who sees a friendly face and proceeds to spend the journey telling you their tragic life story (see Bluebeard above).

Bag on the seat is just about OK if the bus is not too full, if the bus is packed and people are abviously looking for seats just stop being rude and move the bloody thing.

I remember getting on a bus to Longford once and this nun sits beside me. I was listening to Metallica and she said I should stop listening to the devil's music, gave me some rosary beads and a load of other stuff and bored the @rse off me for the next hour.

strangeirish

25/09/2009, 12:29 PM

Remember reading in the UL paper years ago about little tricks like that. Keep the seat beside you free by looking up and smiling at everyone as they walk by.
I use this (http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf) technique. Just flip open the laptop and smile.:D

bennocelt

25/09/2009, 2:30 PM

I remember getting on a bus to Longford once and this nun sits beside me. I was listening to Metallica and she said I should stop listening to the devil's music, gave me some rosary beads and a load of other stuff and bored the @rse off me for the next hour.

Heh dont see anything wrong with that, apart from the bus to longford:cool:

PartySaint

25/09/2009, 2:57 PM

Putting your bag on a seat beside you on public transport and sighing when someone asks to sit down on that seat.

If your ever on the 16 on a wednesday at 5o'clock, thats me, i hate people sitting beside me on the bus

EDIT: I really hate when someone does sit beside me and a seat becomes available and they stay sitting next to me, its even worse when the bus is half empty

Mr A

25/09/2009, 2:57 PM

bennocelt

25/09/2009, 3:23 PM

If your ever on the 16 on a wednesday at 5o'clock, thats me, i hate people sitting beside me on the bus

EDIT: I really hate when someone does sit beside me and a seat becomes available and they stay sitting next to me, its even worse when the bus is half empty

I hate people who when go to the jacks and there are a few fellas they never pee in the cubicle but rather go into the sitdown toilet to do their business......what ur afraid little boy to stand with the big boys!!!!!!!!:p

PartySaint

25/09/2009, 3:51 PM

SkStu

25/09/2009, 3:53 PM

I hate people who when go to the jacks and there are a few fellas they never pee in the cubicle but rather go into the sitdown toilet to do their business......what ur afraid little boy to stand with the big boys!!!!!!!!:p

dude.... what youre saying here is that you want guys to stand beside you and get their lad out???

and theres also toilet etiquette to consider - see under "Using Urinals"

http://childoftheeighties.blogspot.com/2007/06/mens-toilet-rules.html

i live by this guide.

DeLorean

25/09/2009, 5:08 PM

I'm with SkStu. Stage fright is a disease Bennocelt, you should be more sensitive!!:o

brianw82

25/09/2009, 5:13 PM

dude.... what youre saying here is that you want guys to stand beside you and get their lad out???

and theres also toilet etiquette to consider - see under "Using Urinals"

http://childoftheeighties.blogspot.com/2007/06/mens-toilet-rules.html

i live by this guide.

Aye, jaysus, there's a helluva lot of guys who can't/won't pee next to some other guy. Only time I'd do it is if I was absolutely bursting or if I'm drunk.

On the Facebook/Twitter thing, to hell with people putting up pictures of "loved ones" - your sister's new baby, etc. Yeah, he's cute. I'll look at your photo gallery if I want to see him. Now put that hot picture of yourself back up, thanks very much.

DeLorean

25/09/2009, 5:18 PM

On the Facebook/Twitter thing, to hell with people putting up pictures of "loved ones" - your sister's new baby, etc. Yeah, he's cute. I'll look at your photo gallery if I want to see him. Now put that hot picture of yourself back up, thanks very much.

Yes, and people shouldn't be able to block their page from strangers. Tis a stalkers nightmare. You're either in our you're out I say.

bennocelt

27/09/2009, 10:14 AM

John83

27/09/2009, 11:41 AM

Hey! I normally like to sit beside people who look up at me smiling!
Exactly.

Magicme

27/09/2009, 6:30 PM

Was on the bus to dublin and had my bag on the seat beside me. When we got to Castleblayney I started smiling like a loon coz was thinking of this thread and yup, a nutter sat beside me. Good job it was my mate and I had been keeping the seat for her anyways!

De Town

28/09/2009, 11:54 AM

When people get on the Luas at Harcourt to go to Stephen's Green. Lazy fvckers.

DeLorean

29/09/2009, 2:22 PM

Retarded texts that go around every year after a team loses the All Ireland. Basically they're the same as the year before with a different county name ie. Mayo/Waterford/Cork. They weren't even funny in the first place.

superfrank

29/09/2009, 3:23 PM

Reminds of me that joke...

What do you say to a Dub in Croke Park in September?

Bag of chips, please.

DeLorean

29/09/2009, 3:45 PM

Reminds of me that joke...

What do you say to a Dub in Croke Park in September?

Bag of chips, please.

Damn you Frank, you've reeled me in, time to act the hypocrite....

What do you call a Corkman with an All Ireland medal?

....A transvestite!!!

Dunny

30/09/2009, 12:45 PM

Txting/going on MSN while drunk..

Mr A

30/09/2009, 12:56 PM

That's so true. The internet should detect intoxication and go into read-only mode.

It'd save considerable embarrassment when you read back over drunken ramblings.

Magicme

30/09/2009, 1:18 PM

Txting/going on MSN while drunk..

Yeah totally agree, have one male friend not talking to me and another pitying me after some message I sent Saturday night and I havent a clue what I said!

strangeirish

30/09/2009, 3:13 PM

Yeah totally agree, have one male friend not talking to me and another pitying me after some message I sent Saturday night and I havent a clue what I said!
Sry lads but, no more rm on mattress in boot.

Magicme

01/10/2009, 9:20 AM

Ha ha. Very good.

First

01/10/2009, 9:31 AM

Slapping children , there is no situation in life that an adult has to resort to inflicting pain on a child.

They are children , your an adult , you should be more intelligent than them , deal with it.

* Some foot.ie posters take note:p

Mr A

01/10/2009, 10:06 AM

Smartass 'editor comments' inserted into the text in newspaper or magazine pieces. At worst they make you want to vomit, and I've never seen one that is actually funny (maybe you should see a professional about this- ed.).

Poor Student

03/10/2009, 12:12 PM

Putting your bag on a seat beside you on public transport and sighing when someone asks to sit down on that seat.

Does anyone actually enjoy plonking yourself down where someone has a bag and seeing their obvious disgruntlement at having to move it?:)

John83

03/10/2009, 6:19 PM

Shelbourne's style of play.

MysticMon

03/10/2009, 6:40 PM

Yeah totally agree, have one male friend not talking to me and another pitying me after some message I sent Saturday night and I havent a clue what I said!

oh dear think your in the same boat as me magic only mine was a drunken verbal speech :eek:

Magicme

03/10/2009, 8:52 PM

Oh dear Mystic.

KevB76

06/10/2009, 12:37 PM

hanging up without saying anything when they've dialled a wrong number :mad:

Hitman

07/10/2009, 2:59 PM

Reporting every training ground injury as a freak one (http://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2009/1007/brushr.html). Why are there never any routine training ground injuries?

Mr A

12/10/2009, 9:32 AM

Use of the word 'Deffo'/'Defo'.

YNWA

12/10/2009, 11:01 AM

kevin kilbane trying to impersonate a full back.

PartySaint

12/10/2009, 12:23 PM

Use of the word 'Deffo'/'Defo'.

Yeah with the fog and my **** poor eyesight i didnt see the big penalty claim, was it a defo penalty yeah?

:eek: Sorry:D

osarusan

12/10/2009, 5:12 PM

Parents smoking in a car in which their kids are also sitting.

centre mid

12/10/2009, 5:23 PM

Giving up a 2-1 lead with 2 mins to go.

Magicme

12/10/2009, 11:09 PM

Parents smoking in a car in which their kids are also sitting.

That makes my blood boil. How dare they! My ex smokes with my sons in the car and when they come home from being with their dad they smell of smoke. Its so disgusting and shows a total lack of regard for the kids. Really really hate it.

Also hate how some parents let kids travel in car without a seat belt. Feck sake, do you not love your child?? Total insanity. When my kids were small and would try to take off their belts in the car or would refuse to put their belt on, I used to tell them the car wouldnt work and would slow down and pull in to side of the road momentarily to make them think the car was breaking down. The belts went on fast and now neither could think of even just sitting in the car without their belts on.