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John83
28/07/2010, 3:38 PM
...which reminds me of a similar song (about texts) by Bill Bailey:
"You texted me on a Monday,
To tell me it was over,
But I did not understand-
Because you used Predictive Text
And it was-
Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo..."
I remember that one - it's from Part Troll, about the pathetic, whinging nature of a lot of modern American rock.
"How can I feel pain,
How can I feel pain,
When you're being so supportive."
osarusan
28/07/2010, 3:47 PM
Designing websites (mainly sport-related) so that when you first go there, it's all advertising with a tiny 'enter site here' in a corner.
Going through wikipedia and adding [citation needed] or [by who?] or [weasel words] to articles. It's wikipeda ffs, leave it alone. Nobody should be relying on it for anything anyway.
thischarmingman
29/07/2010, 10:01 AM
Hmmm...
Designing websites (mainly sport-related) so that when you first go there, it's all advertising with a tiny 'enter site here' in a corner. [example needed]
Going through wikipedia and adding [citation needed] or or [weasel words] to articles. It's wikipeda ffs [B][abbreviation], leave it alone. Nobody should be relying on it for anything anyway. [opinion]
Acornvilla
31/07/2010, 11:03 AM
deleting your posts before i get to read them!
Farting in elevators, especially when other people are going up a few floors. It was torture!
Dunny
02/08/2010, 10:34 PM
The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.
osarusan
02/08/2010, 10:48 PM
The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.
He'll surely fall down the stairs one of these days.
Wolfie
03/08/2010, 12:29 PM
People who say "No pressure then!!!" in commenting to a situation that tends to have a high level of pressure involved - like bomb disposal.
These people will also think this reference is both hilarious and archly insightful.
Wolfie: "I have to diffuse this bomb or loads of people will die".
Idiot: "No pressure then"
Wolfie: "You've pushed me over the edge. Everyone must die. Cutting red wire"
KABOOOOOOOOM!
A N Mouse
03/08/2010, 12:52 PM
Farting in elevators, especially when other people are going up a few floors. It was torture!
That's wrong...
...on so many levels
He'll surely fall down the stairs one of these days.
If he was mine I swear Id go Homer Simpson on him...
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d170/MylioHighlio22/HomerChokingBart.jpg
The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.
I actually listened to it there.
At the end he goes "when you get that start of season feeling" or something along those lines.
You or any other barstoolers will never experience a REAL start of season feeling.
calling football players or sports-people by their first name. Really bugs me. It takes a certain type of **** to do it too.
"I see Fahey did really well there at the weekend"
"ah yeah, Keith has always been a decent player"
:knife:
danthesaint
11/08/2010, 9:10 AM
calling football players or sports-people by their first name. Really bugs me. It takes a certain type of **** to do it too.
"I see Fahey did really well there at the weekend"
"ah yeah, Keith has always been a decent player"
:knife:
i only do that down at richer, "well done ryan" or "**** sake gary" etc....
joey barton's 'tache
http://www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/matt-dillon-something-about-mary-horse-teeth.jpg
Ciaran W
18/08/2010, 5:18 PM
Robbing stuff from vending machines. . Its fair enough chancing your arm now and again but one fat fella in my job has a routine that he does everyday to get free food its desperate.
thischarmingman
18/08/2010, 7:39 PM
Putting ketchup in the fridge- what the hell is with that???
danthesaint
19/08/2010, 9:24 AM
Putting ketchup in the fridge- what the hell is with that???
putting brown sauce on mashed potatoes
sligoman
19/08/2010, 6:06 PM
Putting ketchup in the fridge- what the hell is with that???Probably cos it says to do so on the bottle once it has been opened.
thischarmingman
19/08/2010, 6:29 PM
Probably cos it says to do so on the bottle once it has been opened.
...and if the bottle told you to put your hand in the fire, would you do it?
John83
19/08/2010, 7:18 PM
I've never refrigerated ketchup, but went looking for some expert opinions. The third post here is interesting:
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=108;t=000396;p=1
To summarise, Heinz say you don't need to but refrigeration keeps the flavour better, while some Food Safety Specialist bint reckons that everyone's wrong and it can spoil if you don't. I reckon her kids play in a sterile bubble with glass-coated toys.
thischarmingman
19/08/2010, 7:57 PM
I've never refrigerated ketchup, but went looking for some expert opinions. The third post here is interesting:
http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=108;t=000396;p=1
I read that entire thread and at the end had a moment of insight and realised I was hunched over a computer on a Thursday night reading about ketchup storage.
I'm off to read a book. Or talk to someone.
sligoman
19/08/2010, 8:33 PM
...and if the bottle told you to put your hand in the fire, would you do it?Well if you want to be stupid about it.
Heinz say you don't need toMy ketchup is Heinz and it says on the bottle to refrigerate.
Anyway, I'm finished talking about ketchup because really, I don't care :).
John83
19/08/2010, 8:49 PM
I read that entire thread and at the end had a moment of insight and realised I was hunched over a computer on a Thursday night reading about ketchup storage.
I'm off to read a book. Or talk to someone.
I have an excuse. It's Thursday after noon, and I'm 'working'.
My ketchup is Heinz and it says on the bottle to refrigerate.
Did you even read what I wrote, or the link I posted? Heinz, when contacted, said it wasn't necessary, but preserves the flavour better.
sligoman
19/08/2010, 9:00 PM
Did you even read what I wrote, or the link I posted? Heinz, when contacted, said it wasn't necessary, but preserves the flavour better.No, surprisingly I didn't care enough to click the link. Apologies.
pineapple stu
02/09/2010, 12:28 PM
Bands in pubs. I came in here for a chat, not to have a rock concert drown out everything around. Shut the f*** up.
Wolfie
02/09/2010, 12:38 PM
Not receiving medals for POTM's pre 2010.
Its trivial, of course, I'm not bothered. Really.
thischarmingman
02/09/2010, 12:39 PM
Bands in pubs. I came in here for a chat, not to have a rock concert drown out everything around. Shut the f*** up.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-kPaoyXh_Pc/SshAgSJm_HI/AAAAAAAAAtQ/sgngCmMoj9s/s320/Victor+Meldrew.jpg
Not receiving medals for POTM's pre 2010.
Its trivial, of course, I'm not bothered. Really.
Ahem. (http://foot.ie/threads/140156-Medals-for-Previous-POTMS!?p=1395537&viewfull=1#post1395537)
Wolfie
02/09/2010, 12:42 PM
I would like to officially state that thischarmingman is a gentleman and a legendary legend.
pineapple stu
02/09/2010, 12:55 PM
Don't hate me because I'm right, tcm. :)
the 12 th man
02/09/2010, 4:43 PM
When someone is out jogging and they get stopped at traffic lights and they're waiting to cross the road and they jog on the spot waiting for the lights to change-take a break for the love of god.
osarusan
02/09/2010, 7:55 PM
Standing in the aisle near the front of a bus, blocking people from getting past to the free seats at the back, because you're getting off in a stop or two.
Bands in pubs. I came in here for a chat, not to have a rock concert drown out everything around. Shut the f*** up.
So thats why GnR were late :bigsmile:
OwlsFan
16/09/2010, 9:37 AM
A Supporter leading the chanting with a megaphone. Really annoying at the Real Madrid game last night especially since the crowd seldom joined in with him.
osarusan
16/09/2010, 1:15 PM
That used to drive me crazy in Japan. At football games and baseball games, there were 'chant coordinators' stationed around the ground, and they either gestures to each other or were in radio contact to ensure that they got their section to chant at just the right moment. They didn't even watch the game, just faced the crowd the whole time.
osarusan
19/09/2010, 7:48 AM
Parking across two parking spaces to make it easier to get in and out.
gustavo
20/09/2010, 9:38 AM
When queueing in line at a petrol station the person behind you think it's perfectly acceptable to butt in front of you to pay the assistant just because they are paying for petrol only
Wolfie
20/09/2010, 12:57 PM
People who utter the most hurtful and rude comments and absolve these comments as "just being honest" and being a "straight talker" who "calls it as I see it".
This loose definition of "being honest" is usually a mode of bullying, rudeness or just plain idiocy.
Whatever happened to minding your own f*cking business???????
I've found that these very people are the ones who usually can't take what they dish out - as I tend to retaliate with my own brand of honesty to these people. It saves time.
thischarmingman
20/09/2010, 2:22 PM
"No offence but...."
tetsujin1979
20/09/2010, 2:33 PM
People who utter the most hurtful and rude comments and absolve these comments as "just being honest" and being a "straight talker" who "calls it as I see it".
This loose definition of "being honest" is usually a mode of bullying, rudeness or just plain idiocy.
Whatever happened to minding your own f*cking business???????
I've found that these very people are the ones who usually can't take what they dish out - as I tend to retaliate with my own brand of honesty to these people. It saves time.
what if they're asked their opinion, and just giving it?
danthesaint
20/09/2010, 3:55 PM
people who pay for a drink in a pub with a credit card.
Wolfie
20/09/2010, 4:03 PM
what if they're asked their opinion, and just giving it?
They can go and f*ck off as well!!!!!!
No, - obviously if its a conversation where an opinion is asked for, its a different set of circumstances.
I'm more talking about a situation where someone just belts out an unsolicited opinion whether you asked for it or not and then justify the tirade as "being honest".
People who utter the most hurtful and rude comments and absolve these comments as "just being honest" and being a "straight talker" who "calls it as I see it".
This loose definition of "being honest" is usually a mode of bullying, rudeness or just plain idiocy.
Whatever happened to minding your own f*cking business???????
I've found that these very people are the ones who usually can't take what they dish out - as I tend to retaliate with my own brand of honesty to these people. It saves time.
I know it could render the situation somewhat socially awkward, but would you not be tempted to rip out their throat with a single snap of your powerful jaws?
I'm more talking about a situation where someone just belts out an unsolicited opinion whether you asked for it or not and then justify the tirade as "being honest".
the brother-in-law i mentioned in an earlier post in this thread which i believe was deleted and i know i was infracted for is one of these people. Likes to give advice on parenting even though him and his wife (my fiances sister) have no kids. Thats just an example. He gives unsolicited opinions on everything. He was obviously ignored by his parents as a child and was bullied in school.
I know it could render the situation somewhat socially awkward, but would you not be tempted to rip out their throat with a single snap of your powerful jaws?
i would like to volunteer my brother in law for any necessary practice.
atfconline
20/09/2010, 6:02 PM
Pronouncing Galway as Golway.
Send him to Dalymount for a few games..it'll either cure him into shutting up or send him mad :)
holidaysong
20/09/2010, 9:23 PM
I just witnessed a wee knacker urinating on the DART. Disgusting.
thischarmingman
20/09/2010, 10:22 PM
I just witnessed a wee knacker urinating on the DART. Disgusting.
Now now let's hear Adam's side before jumping to conclusions.
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