Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[thischarmingman]

I do have to admit to multiple quoting of Reeves and Mortimer and "11 O'Clock Show" era Ali G in the local boozer many years ago.


You were one of those people who did Ali G all the time?! So annoying at the time in that accent!

In fairness, I regularly quote from shows like Blackadder, Monty Python, NTNOCN and the Office. Particularly overused are "Suits me Duggie," and "This is an old trick I picked up in the Sudan/"

[gustavo]

I tend to overuse Simpsons and Alan Partridge quotes :(

[pineapple stu]

Posts in match preview threads which consist solely of a match prediction (always a win) and the scorers.


UCD v Barca tonight. I reckon 4-1 UCD; Killer with 2, Billy with a peno and Puyol with an own goal. Can't see us losing to this lot.

You know who you are.

[Wolfie]

Posts in match preview threads which consist solely of a match prediction (always a win) and the scorers.



You know who you are.

On a related theme, peoples match predictions based solely upon a computer game they played on FIFA Manager (sic) between the two teams. I'm just waiting for someones prediction to spill over into a non footballing game scenario.

"We're nailed on to beat Spain 7-5 as thats what the score was in a game of FIFA Manager I played between the two teams last night!!! - Given to score a hat-trick and Keane to be sent off for two yellows which culminates in a manic killing spree!! 4 dead!!! Mark my words!!!!

[Magicme]

I tend to overuse Simpsons and Alan Partridge quotes :(

I find myself saying "what you talkin' bout Willis" all the time now since poor Gary's demise. Its even beggining to annoy me.

[thischarmingman]

"We're nailed on to beat Spain 7-5 as thats what the score was in a game of FIFA Manager I played between the two teams last night!!! - Given to score a hat-trick and Keane to be sent off for two yellows which culminates in a manic killing spree!! 4 dead!!! Mark my words!!!!

I would love to see that displayed on the 3D match simulator. With blood.

[osarusan]

At dinner, continuing to eat while talking, telling stories or giving opinions, with each sentence of the utterance broken up by a mouthful of food being chewed and swallowed.

Either stop eating and say what you have to say, or shut up and eat.

[dahamsta]

Just plain old eating with the mouth open drives me demented. If I wanted those sound effects, I'd go to the zoo.

[Ciaran W]

People who put on a song for 30 seconds and then change to a different song just to turn that song off 30 seconds later >:(

[old git]

People who put on a song for 30 seconds and then change to a different song just to turn that song off 30 seconds later >:(

thats called a sh**e D.J.

[juan]

I tend to overuse Simpsons and Alan Partridge quotes :(
Jack a nack a nory.... D'oh!

[Ciaran W]

Also, People who play the same song 5 or 6 times a day just because its good and in the charts, really annoying it is :o

[Dunny]

Get an ipod, stick it up full whack with a bit of Pantera or something, problem solved.

[SkStu]

Get an ipod, stick it up full whack with a bit of Pantera or something, problem solved.

Pantera? He watches Desperate Housewives FFS... ;)

[Dunny]

Pantera? He watches Desperate Housewives FFS... ;)

:D

Good point Stu!

[Ciaran W]

Ah no westlife or boyzone would be my kind of music ;) Haha now that is a joke Hairy Bowsie, dont worry.

[pineapple stu]

Charges to go to the jacks, particularly in train stations.

[bennocelt]

Charges to go to the jacks, particularly in train stations.


I always jump the one in the bus station, as it never seems to work anyway

[tetsujin1979]

Charges to go to the jacks, particularly in train stations.
if you're in Heuston station, just go into the Galway Hooker bar, and use the toilets in there for free.
Never understood why more people don't do that

[danthesaint]

if you're in Heuston station, just go into the Galyway Hooker bar, and use the toilets in there for free.
Never understood why more people don't do that

same with connolly, just go into the connolly bar

[Wolfie]

Ireland not going to World Cups needs to be banned. A nightmare.

[thischarmingman]

I always jump the one in the bus station, as it never seems to work anyway

I hate that station and those toilets so much (presuming you're talking about Busaras). The number of times I've been to that station over the last 5 years and no matter how much work is going on upstairs it always looks like an absolute hole. One of the most depressing places in Dublin city centre (and I've been to Dalymount!). The toilets sometimes charge and mostly don't so I just leap the barrier every time, making sure not to land on any of the number of comotise drunks on the floor or propping up the urinals. God forbid you have to use the stalls because none of the doors close, while most have holes in them where the locks used to be anyway. Thank God the machines going in don't work because if someone had the temerity to ask me for money to enter that dump I'd tell them where to get off, so to speak.

[Dunny]

Mentioned already but...
http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/103/135103_081211224356_Soccer_Horn.jpg


And of course...

http://www.nouse.co.uk/wp-content/article_images/body/2009/11/Thierry-Henry-handball2.png

[pineapple stu]

if you're in Heuston station, just go into the Galway Hooker bar, and use the toilets in there for free.
Never understood why more people don't do that
I do. It's just annoying to go to the jacks, find there's a charge and then have to go find somewhere else. If Ryanair did it, there'd be uproar. If it costs that much to clean the jacks, up my ticket price by a quid, clean them out of that and stop annoying me.

[Pauro 76]

James Corden needs to be banned. That fat gimp is everywhere you look in British media at the moment.

[tetsujin1979]

James Corden needs to be banned. That fat gimp is everywhere you look in British media at the moment.
if this does come to pass and the beached whale is banned from society, I call dibs on his missus

[awec]

James Corden is an unfunny fat *****.

[Dunny]

James Corden is an unfunny fat *****.

WTF was this all about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyNvyn0mBXY&feature=player_embedded

[Pauro 76]

Really rather strange. Very very awkward, Corden's aggression was uncalled for. Sir Patrick Stewart didnt come out of it well though, I really long for a proper comedian to put that unfunny tw@t in his place.

[Dunny]

People who say "George Hook it" when they mean "Sky+ it"

[Ciaran W]

Players diving. . The most annoying thing ever is watching some monster like drogba flinging himself around the place as if he were shot

[Dunny]

Adrian Chiles presenting football.

[old git]

Adrian Chiles presenting football.

utv paying a fortune to him to present it .. :D

[tetsujin1979]

Adrian Chiles presenting football.
I quite like Chiles actually, but he was far better on Match Of The Day 2 than on ITV

[thischarmingman]

It takes around half a second to click the 'Become a Fan' button on a Facebook group. It requires no further action, there are no consequences and the action can be forgotten about almost immediately. Some people even join groups ironically. Therefore, why do journalists insist on quoting numbers of people who've joined specific groups as as though they are hard facts of a core or passionate, active supporters? It's gotten to the stage where I read this at least once a day now and it;s driving me mad!

Take this example (http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/jul/17/women-and-the-internet)from today's Guardian for instance:


check out the Facebook groups for a flavour of how unpleasant some of the supposedly mumsy stuff is. There's a proliferation of vigilante rage directed at child abusers: "jamie bulger's killers should never have been released!"; "i bet i can find a billion people who are against jon venables and r thompson!!!!"; "Don't forget about Maddie"; "Justice for Baby P". The numbers of signatories are enormous – sure, at over 37,000 names, the Venables/Thompson page loses a bet with itself about finding a billion. But 37,000…

Absolutely the laziest research possible.

[Riddickcule]

Stubborn people.

[KevB76]

One thing that really annoys me is, if I happen to dial the wrong number and the person on the end of the line puts down the phone without saying anything.
The only thing that annoys me more is when somebody calls me by mistake and puts down the phone without saying anything.

[osarusan]

What annoys me most is when people don't reply to text messages which I send them with information I thought they might find useful. I'm sure it annoys KevB76 too, given his tidy phone etiquette.

[KevB76]

What annoys me most is when people don't reply to text messages which I send them with information I thought they might find useful. I'm sure it annoys KevB76 too, given his tidy phone etiquette.

Just checking back through my inbox now!!! ... I must admit if I dont to reply to a text on the spot I often forget to as I have a shockingly bad short term memory. I can think of 3 people I didnt reply to in the last fortninght - thanks for the reminder :o

[stann]

Oh Christ!
Thanks for the reminder indeed!
Gonna take a fair bit of spoofin' to get out of this one...

[thischarmingman]

Slagging someone off in a text and then sending it to them. The moment you realise, when the damn thing is 'Sending' is one of those stomach churning moments.

[John83]

Slagging someone off in a text and then sending it to them. The moment you realise, when the damn thing is 'Sending' is one of those stomach churning moments.
mAG18UUDPPI

[Acornvilla]

Slagging someone off in a text and then sending it to them. The moment you realise, when the damn thing is 'Sending' is one of those stomach churning moments.

pull the damn battery out and pray :)

i sent a ahem,.. 'sexy' text to my gaa manager before by accident...

[Mr A]

Stubborn people.

Even if you banned them nothing would change.

[juan]

pull the damn battery out and pray :)

i sent a ahem,.. 'sexy' text to my gaa manager before by accident...
And I bet you've started every game since :p

[pineapple stu]

Digital information displays at airports and train stations. Bring back the clicky clacky ones. Far more fun.

Also, those cases with wheels and the extending handle. People hold the handle and let the case trail out behind them, but because they have the handle in their hand, they assume it isn't in anyone's way behind them. Then they have to stop at stairs, put the handle down, lift it down the steps, stop at the bottom, extend the handle and go off again, probably killing people as they go. Idiots.

[thischarmingman]

mAG18UUDPPI

Sorry, won't be able to access that for another fortnight. What is it (if explaining it doesn't ruin it!)?

[stann]

People who walk far too close behind me when I'm lugging a case around the airport, particularly when getting on and off the escalators. Blind gob****es!

[John83]

Sorry, won't be able to access that for another fortnight. What is it (if explaining it doesn't ruin it!)?
It's a David O'Doherty comedy song about accidentally sending text messages to the people the text is about.

[thischarmingman]

...which reminds me of a similar song (about texts) by Bill Bailey:
"You texted me on a Monday,
To tell me it was over,
But I did not understand-
Because you used Predictive Text

And it was-
Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo..."