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The Daily Mail using their movie reviews to get across their right wing views!
DeLorean
14/04/2010, 3:58 PM
Private and public sector workers arguing with each other as if they are enemies all of a sudden.
Closed Account 2
17/04/2010, 12:46 AM
Iceland's geological flatulence...
Pauro 76
18/04/2010, 9:38 AM
People saying 'it's so much more peaceful without all the planes'. Feck off, you won't be saying that when you next need a flight.
Women should be banned from using ATM's. How hard can it be to put your card in, enter your pin and get some money. Why does it take them on average 3 times longer than it takes a man?
Battery Rover
19/04/2010, 6:43 PM
People saying 'it's so much more peaceful without all the planes'. Feck off, you won't be saying that when you next need a flight.
It is much more peaceful without them. I live in line with one of the take off / landing routes of Shannon Airport.
Magicme
19/04/2010, 7:24 PM
Women should be banned from using ATM's. How hard can it be to put your card in, enter your pin and get some money. Why does it take them on average 3 times longer than it takes a man?
Oi stop generalising! I always have the card out in my hand and am like speedy gonzales.
Oi stop generalising! I always have the card out in my hand and am like speedy gonzales.
You're a woman?!!!?!?
Well then you're against the norm! :D
danthesaint
19/04/2010, 10:26 PM
Women should be banned from using ATM's. How hard can it be to put your card in, enter your pin and get some money. Why does it take them on average 3 times longer than it takes a man?
oh i bleedin hate them at it, and women who take out 2 or 3 different bank cards arrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh pain in the hole
or should i say pain in the hole in the wall
oh i bleedin hate them at it, and women who take out 2 or 3 different bank cards arrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh pain in the hole
Oh yes, that's a pet hate. "I'll check this card, then this card, then go back to the first one."
Card in, enter pin, select amount and get the feck out of the way.
Magicme
19/04/2010, 10:43 PM
Aw but sometimes you need to get money out of 2 accounts! Thats allowed!
Aw but sometimes you need to get money out of 2 accounts! Thats allowed!
Why? Why!?!!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! :(
Magicme
19/04/2010, 11:11 PM
coz sometimes there isnt enough to buy pretty shoes in one of my accounts of course!!
coz sometimes there isnt enough to buy pretty shoes in one of my accounts of course!!
You mean your husband doesn't give you his credit card?!
Magicme
19/04/2010, 11:42 PM
You mean your husband doesn't give you his credit card?!
If I had a husband I would still insist on buying my own shoes!
If I had a husband I would still insist on buying my own shoes!
Boyfriend?
What age are you, if you don't mind me so rude. :D
thischarmingman
20/04/2010, 8:17 AM
Boyfriend?
What age are you, if you don't mind me so rude. :D
http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/python_run_away.jpg
The worse thing is when ya know that there's fek all money in ur account, like 19.89 of some bloody amount that you can't get out...but there's no-one at the machine, and let's face it..you've no money...so there's nothin else to do...so ya have a look and ...yeh, no-one's at the ATM...hmm, I'll saunter over and check incase my measly amount has increased miracleously...so ...look around...no prying eyes...o.k...balance on screen, ****...here comes people...oh no...a bloody queue behind me...balance 19.89...so ya take the card...no cash...ahhhh dats embarrasing...I hate money !!! Well, I hate having no money!!!
danthesaint
20/04/2010, 9:07 AM
Oh yes, that's a pet hate. "I'll check this card, then this card, then go back to the first one."
Card in, enter pin, select amount and get the feck out of the way.
ya got me thinking, another thing that is annoying, ****s in a busy pub (or just in a pub) and pay for one drink with a credit card.
ok if you are going to do it, at least get cash back
http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/python_run_away.jpg
:D
If only you had warned me before hand! :(
Angus
20/04/2010, 12:15 PM
Given the recent chaos, a new travel related one ! 2 things but the same symptom.
The behavious is witnessed in 2 locations recently - airport terminals (pre volcano) and last week on a ferry. The behaviour is that of stretching out unnecessary on a set of seats to "fall asleep" thereby forcing the next bloke to endure your smelly breath or your smelly feet.
Thanks - you complete *******
Given the recent chaos, a new travel related one ! 2 things but the same symptom.
The behavious is witnessed in 2 locations recently - airport terminals (pre volcano) and last week on a ferry. The behaviour is that of stretching out unnecessary on a set of seats to "fall asleep" thereby forcing the next bloke to endure your smelly breath or your smelly feet.
Thanks - you complete *******
You won't smell their breath if you don't stick your face in their face!
Magicme
20/04/2010, 1:04 PM
Stupid Olympia Theatre cancelling shows when you just booked your hotel room and were really looking forward to a nite of cultured entertainment. :-(
Schumi
20/04/2010, 1:30 PM
Aw but sometimes you need to get money out of 2 accounts! Thats allowed!
You should go back to the end of the queue after the first one.
Magicme
20/04/2010, 1:38 PM
You should go back to the end of the queue after the first one.
Or stay at the machine to wind up men longer.....ummmm think I have a plan for the future.
Or stay at the machine to wind up men longer.....ummmm think I have a plan for the future.
Such a typical woman! :D
thischarmingman
21/04/2010, 2:50 PM
Threads like this one (http://foot.ie/threads/134254-What-did-you-last-eat-thread.).
Threads like this one (http://foot.ie/threads/134254-What-did-you-last-eat-thread.).
What's wrong with it? You on a diet?
thischarmingman
21/04/2010, 5:30 PM
Nothing personal, I just fınd them really boring.
Acornvilla
21/04/2010, 5:33 PM
tomfoolery
thischarmingman
21/04/2010, 5:33 PM
tomfoolery
...and shenanigans? What about larks?
Acornvilla
21/04/2010, 5:36 PM
...and shenanigans? What about larks?
knew someone would mention shenanigans! i made you do that with my super awesome mind control powers
osarusan
21/04/2010, 11:18 PM
...and shenanigans? What about larks?
you can't mention either of those without mentioning jiggerypokery.
Or japes.
Or buffoonery.
Or fluffy flummery!
Acornvilla
22/04/2010, 10:38 PM
emm.. fluff bummery? :)
Wolfie
23/04/2010, 12:44 PM
Enough of the Horse Play and High Jinx now!!!!
Acornvilla
23/04/2010, 12:56 PM
your all just acting the maggot now!
stann
23/04/2010, 11:33 PM
Acting the giddy goat more like!
Acting the giddy goat more like!
Ye've all gone mad!
Playing drums till one am should be a shooting offence. Bloody neighbour has been at it all night.
danthesaint
11/05/2010, 6:18 PM
burds who use umbrella's when its raining, they are ****in lethal with them, take the eye out of your head
OwlsFan
13/05/2010, 9:25 AM
Commentators (Steve Coppell please note) saying that promotion to the Premiership is worth 100 million. How come every team that is relegated is almost broke and just about all clubs are badly in debt. Personally, I think it is a poison chalice unless you are like Burnley and don't spend a fortune to try and stay there.
tetsujin1979
13/05/2010, 10:10 AM
but then there's Wolves and Birmingham, neither of whom spent massively, and stayed up quite comfortably in the end.
West Brom are promoted after one season in the Championship, and in good financial health.
pineapple stu
13/05/2010, 10:33 AM
It is worth 100m. You just have to spend 120m.
Wolfie
28/05/2010, 8:11 AM
The overuse of the Dougal Maguire phrase "Ted" after every sentence someone utters, in a mutitude of contexts.
"I'm going to the shop, Ted", "I don't know, Ted", "I'll have a Big Mac Meal and Coke, Ted", "Please don't shoot me, Ted", "I do, Ted",
It was midly amusing for 10 minutes in 1996.
dahamsta
28/05/2010, 10:51 AM
I prefer "I don't think so, Tim."
Wolfie
28/05/2010, 12:01 PM
I prefer "I don't think so, Tim."
Right you are, Ted.
dahamsta
28/05/2010, 12:24 PM
There's a huge risk now of a go on, go on, go on, you will, you will, you will sidebar in this thread...
osarusan
28/05/2010, 12:33 PM
The overuse of the Dougal Maguire phrase "Ted" after every sentence someone utters, in a mutitude of contexts.
"I'm going to the shop, Ted", "I don't know, Ted", "I'll have a Big Mac Meal and Coke, Ted", "Please don't shoot me, Ted", "I do, Ted",
It was midly amusing for 10 minutes in 1996.
Similarly, I have a friend whose speech consisted almost entirely of D'unbelievables quotes. He still says them an awful lot, I think he's actually forgotten their origins and just thinks he's always spoken that way.
Wolfie
28/05/2010, 12:43 PM
Similarly, I have a friend whose speech consisted almost entirely of D'unbelievables quotes. He still says them an awful lot, I think he's actually forgotten their origins and just thinks he's always spoken that way.
I do have to admit to multiple quoting of Reeves and Mortimer and "11 O'Clock Show" era Ali G in the local boozer many years ago.
Ali to former Conservative Minister for Education: "Do you think Children should be caned at school".
Former Minister: Yes I think so. It never did me any harm
Ali: Reeeeeeeee-speck Man!! Reee-speck!!
Magicme
28/05/2010, 2:42 PM
burds who use umbrella's when its raining, they are ****in lethal with them, take the eye out of your head
The ones who use them when its not raiining are the worst though! I used to be scared of them myself, felt claustraphobic under them and scared of hurting people with them too, but then I straightened my hair and am more scared of the rain making it curly so got over my fear.
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