Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[SkStu]

really? what does the letter "a" mean?

[Fizzer]

Those new ads for McDonalds where it's supposed to be 2044 or something. One fella asks why don't they bring the food back to the flat and the other one says something like it messes up the cheese. what does that mean? In the future cheese is excessively perishable?

[sligoman]

Those new ads for McDonalds where it's supposed to be 2044 or something. One fella asks why don't they bring the food back to the flat and the other one says something like it messes up the cheese. what does that mean? In the future cheese is excessively perishable?Because they just 'beam' up and down to the flat. So I assume the heat would melt the cheese?

[Fizzer]

Because they just 'beam' up and down to the flat. So I assume the heat would melt the cheese?

Yeah that must be it. You'd think the lads would just keep a few easi singles in the fridge an get the food beamed up to them

[pineapple stu]

You'd hope by 2044, the human race would have had the sense to ban easi singles. Horrible, horrible stuff.

[Onefootednopace]

You'd hope by 2044, the human race would have had the sense to ban easi singles. Horrible, horrible stuff.

Never mind banning Easi Singles, make it an offence to serve melted cheese on any foodstuff.

[passinginterest]

Never mind banning Easi Singles make them mandatory, make it an offence not to serve melted cheese on any foodstuff.

I've had to edit some of that for you as you left out some key words.

[horton]

Agreed, nothing beats a McD's sausage and egg McMuffin after a night on the sauce, the melted cheese tops it off nicely.

[SkStu]

Never mind banning Easi Singles, make it an offence to serve melted cheese on any foodstuff.

can someboady ban this WUM please?! ;)

[Onefootednopace]

can someboady ban this WUM please?! ;)

Just a personal hate of mine folks, the appearance and smell of melted cheese makes my stomach turn. I'm probably one of the few people who eats Pizza without any cheese whatsoever.

[Poor Student]

Just a personal hate of mine folks, the appearance and smell of melted cheese makes my stomach turn. I'm probably one of the few people who eats Pizza without any cheese whatsoever.

Aberdonian Stu also indulges in this bizarre culinary aberration.

[pineapple stu]

He claims allergy in fairness. But it is convenient for making sure he doesn't rob our food.

[John83]

And makes it incredibly tempting to sneak cheese into his Guinness to see what would happen.

[Onefootednopace]

It's not an allergy with me, just hate the appearance and smell of melted cheese.
I was on holidays in Rome a few years ago, having booked in to our accomodation we decided to venture out for a bite to eat. We found a nice little restaurant and secured a table. After looking at a fairly extensive menu, I decided I might as well discover what pizza tastes like in the country that made the dish popular. The waitress arrived and I ordered my usual preference consisting of, Ham, Onion, Mushroom, Peppers and Sweetcorn. I then mentioned that there was to be no cheese whatsoever on the pizza. Visibly startled, she stared at me and said..no cheese? are you sure?. Positive I replied, as she scurried back towards the kitchen with our order. Moments later I noticed the door to the kitchen ajar and the waitress, now accompanied by a chef, pointing over towards our table. The chef was scratching his head with disbelief as he retreated back to his kitchen. A "cheeseless pizza" arrived in front of me shortly after and I made short work of it
There's a saying .." When in Rome, do as the Romans do"...but when it comes to melted cheese I have to make a stand.

[dahamsta]

I don't think you can call it a pizza if it doesn't have cheese on it!

The wifelet hates melted cheese too. It's just so wrong. Tuna melt!

[poster]

The wifelet hates melted cheese too. It's just so wrong. Tuna melt!

Now that is wrong!

[passinginterest]

Tuna melt inspired me to have a tuna melt style panini(sp?) for lunch. Yum yum.

Now where's the "what was the last thing you had to eat" thread gone...

[MMVIII]

Yessss. So I'm not the only one :D

Four Star pizza, no sauce, with heaps of their sauce. Portion of wedges and a can of coke. Heaven.

[osarusan]

Four Star pizza, no sauce, with heaps of their sauce.
Pretty confusing order.

[John83]

Pretty confusing order.
He gets the heaps of sauce in a separate box.

[dahamsta]

Oh god, I'd love a Fionn Barras tuna melt panini now!

[SwanVsDalton]

Cheese > people who don't like cheese.

[Onefootednopace]

[QUOTE=dahamsta;1445276]I don't think you can call it a pizza if it doesn't have cheese on it!
QUOTE]

And what would be the alternative title? :confused:

[horton]

A pasty that hasn't been closed over and sealed?

[Eminence Grise]

[QUOTE=dahamsta;1445276]I don't think you can call it a pizza if it doesn't have cheese on it!
QUOTE]

And what would be the alternative title? :confused:

A waste of time and energy?

Couldn't live in a world without cheese - melted or otherwise, cow, sheep or goatsmilk. With honey and nut bread. A good stinking Brie cru. The salt tang of Blue Stilton. Homemade cottage cheese with herbs from your own garden... Damn: going to have to raid the fridge now.

I'll wager Easi Singles and the muck you get on burgers never saw a cow's udder in its miserable existence...

[Magicme]

[QUOTE=Onefootednopace;1445441]

A waste of time and energy?

Couldn't live in a world without cheese - melted or otherwise, cow, sheep or goatsmilk. With honey and nut bread. A good stinking Brie cru. The salt tang of Blue Stilton. Homemade cottage cheese with herbs from your own garden... Damn: going to have to raid the fridge now.

I'll wager Easi Singles and the muck you get on burgers never saw a cow's udder in its miserable existence...

Only you mentioned honey and blue cheese, I almost thought you had logged in as me. I think I could forgo all other foodstuffs bar curry, as long as I have cheese.

Speaking of which, if you are looking for a smooth and not overly strong goats cheese, fivemiletown creamery do the finest I have ever eaten, their brie ain't bad either.

[tetsujin1979]

I think I could forgo all other foodstuffs bar curry, as long as I have cheese.
I could live quite happily in a world without curry, the smell alone makes me nauseous.

[theworm2345]

...turning the "behaviour that needs to be banned...." thread into the cheese thread (even though I love the stuff).

People who drive at 5 miles an hour in the snow even though the roads are clear of snow (usually women it has to be said - sorry).
...women driving.

[SkStu]

tuna melt. Heaven.

[Eminence Grise]

[QUOTE=Eminence Grise;1445555]

Only you mentioned honey and blue cheese, I almost thought you had logged in as me.

Trust me: honey and cheese is the business. Baked chèvre, walnuts and honey...mmm-hmm. And Ossau-Iraty is just made for cherry jam...

I'll keep an eye out for the Fivemiletown creamery goats cheese - thanks.

[passinginterest]

Can't beat a Calvita Cheese single. The cheese of Gods. That or a Wexford Creamery mature cheddar.

I also admit to loving McDonald's cheese, I've been know to spend quite some time making sure I eat all the little bits of cheese that get stuck to the burger wrapper, they're like tastly little presents.

I believe a pizza with no cheese would be just a flat bread?

Oh and if you've never had cheese and marmite on toast then you've never lived. I'd recommed the Calvita singles mentioned above. Marmite also works well as a pasta sauce when added to some melted butter (Nigella approves so it must be good).

I've been trying to think of something to ban to bring the thread back on topic but I'm not having any luck so screw it.

[John83]

I believe a pizza with no cheese would be just a flat bread?
An oversized bruschetta, perhaps.

[Bray-Z]

This thread is now officially cheesier than the 'Jokes' thread.

[dahamsta]

Dubliner Mature Cheddar. End of story, someone close the thread.

[Eminence Grise]

Can't beat a Calvita Cheese single. The cheese of Gods.

...

I've been trying to think of something to ban to bring the thread back on topic but I'm not having any luck so screw it.

How about banning calling Calvita "cheese"? No wonder the rest of the EU looks on us with disdain: they gave us Reblochon, feta, Danish blue, Manchego, Cambozolo, Stinking Bishop, and until recently all we gave 'em in return was Calvita and Easi Singles...

I'll grant you, and Dahamsta, that mature cheddars are good (just had a toastie with 5 year aged cheddar) but Irish tastes seem to prefer bland cheeses, and most cheddars cater for this.

[Mr A]

F*** cheese and the horse it rode in on.

Toast is where it's at.

[John83]

F*** cheese and the horse it rode in on.

Toast is where it's at.
Cheese on toast.

[horton]

The bitchiness of the scouse rat at some random debt collection agency that rang me earlier. Apparently the last bill on a house I lived in a while back wasn't paid, which is bull as I had to show the landlord final bills to get my deposit back. Landlord denies having a copy, and as its been a few years I obviously wouldnt still have it so they're claiming I still owe it. They can take a run and jump for all I care:mad:

[John83]

What does this have to do with cheese?

[the 12 th man]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iFIDdxibrTg/S3FiV8Zt6eI/AAAAAAAAD04/Tmrw3lEf_3c/s200/wallace_gromit_cheese.jpg

[thischarmingman]

The bitchiness of the scouse rat at some random debt collection agency that rang me earlier. Apparently the last bill on a house I lived in a while back wasn't paid, which is bull as I had to show the landlord final bills to get my deposit back. Landlord denies having a copy, and as its been a few years I obviously wouldnt still have it so they're claiming I still owe it. They can take a run and jump for all I care:mad:

Edam them all to hell! Brie strong and stand up to them.

Cheddar safe than sorry, after all.

[SkStu]

F*** cheese and the horse it rode in on.

Toast is where it's at.

i could quite happily live on toast and butter for the rest of my life. And wouldnt complain if every couple of years some kind soul donated a pot of little chip for the toast (for desert).

[dahamsta]

Of course melted cheese on toast comes very close to tuna melt in the yumminess league. Doesn't even need butter. Which is usually Just Wrong, of course.

Hot Chicken Baguette for treaty Friday lunch today. Lovely melted cheese. Nyom.

[Eminence Grise]

Edam them all to hell! Brie strong and stand up to them.

Cheddar safe than sorry, after all.

Cheesy puns. That's exactly the sort of behaviour that should be banned. They're so bad I wish I'd thought of them!

[dahamsta]

You know your username sounds like a type of cheese, right?

[Eminence Grise]

My username? Racking my brains here, but I don't know which cheese you mean. Or does it just sound like it should be a cheese? (Might be tempting fate, but what kind of cheese would it be in that case?)

[Lev Yashin]

My username? Racking my brains here, but I don't know which cheese you mean. Or does it just sound like it should be a cheese? (Might be tempting fate, but what kind of cheese would it be in that case?)

think he means Emmental cheese...

[Fizzer]

The woman absolutley loves cheese. Most fellas bring home chocolates or flowers when they've fckd up in some way. I land home with a triangle of Brie and all is forgiven.

[dahamsta]

Or does it just sound like it should be a cheese?

Yup. Half a pound of Eminence Grise my good man.

[Eminence Grise]

You're a poet, don't you know it!

Let's go on the road together: we can offer da ham and eminence grise sandwich. Anyone from Mayo willing to spread (!) the news and make a three-way partnership? (Enda, are you out there...?)