The Betting Man
09/12/2009, 10:19 AM
NORTH SIDE DUBLIN LEAVING CERT *(includes vast areas of South Dublin not on the Dort Line)
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
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1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for EUR300 and 90 grams to Tomo for EUR90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 Euro a royid, how many royids per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno's 500 Euro a day crack habit?
3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for EUR7,000 to make a 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got EUR350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends EUR33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of the 'Joy?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the slapper that spent his money?
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22m2 and the average letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with an eight fluid ounce can of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his brother's Armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun,
how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?
SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT* (includes Clontorf, Malahoid and Hewth)
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
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1. Julian smashes up the old man's cor, causing x amount of damage and killing, loike, three people? The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the court system,
then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people. What kind of cor is Julian driving now?
2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own‐.brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to
Fiji and Chloe doesn't even notice the difference. Is she, like, thick or what?
3. Roly fancies the orse off a certain number of torts, but he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious.
If he has 14 Rohypnol, how is he ever, like, going to shag the other two‐.thirds and s**?
4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbana..
How much does liposuction cost?
5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners, however he only has access to the Hoover every third week.
When does his Sunday Independent column start?
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
NAME
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NICK.NAME
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GANG NAME
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1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno for EUR300 and 90 grams to Tomo for EUR90 a gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 Euro a royid, how many royids per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno's 500 Euro a day crack habit?
3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for EUR7,000 to make a 20% profit. How many grams of strychnine will he need?
4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got EUR350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends EUR33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of the 'Joy?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing the slapper that spent his money?
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22m2 and the average letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with an eight fluid ounce can of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his brother's Armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun,
how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets whacked?
SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT* (includes Clontorf, Malahoid and Hewth)
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
NAME
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__________ (if longer, please continue on a separate sheet)
SCHOOL :
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DADDY'S COMPANY :
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1. Julian smashes up the old man's cor, causing x amount of damage and killing, loike, three people? The old man asks his local TD to intervene in the court system,
then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people. What kind of cor is Julian driving now?
2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own‐.brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to
Fiji and Chloe doesn't even notice the difference. Is she, like, thick or what?
3. Roly fancies the orse off a certain number of torts, but he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious.
If he has 14 Rohypnol, how is he ever, like, going to shag the other two‐.thirds and s**?
4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbana..
How much does liposuction cost?
5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners, however he only has access to the Hoover every third week.
When does his Sunday Independent column start?