QuoteOuch...
On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.
OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me.
Let the puns commence.
Ouch...
On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.
Can't believe I'm going to make it to the 'Pulled Off' pun first ...ah crap I've ruined it.Originally Posted by osarusan
She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!
" I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"
I've heard of women being ballbreakers before...
Any other breaking news?Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February, 2005, 15:13 GMT
Seems to me this was definitely an act of violence. If she'd genuinely not intended to rip his nad off, her reaction would not have been to stick it in her gob, that's for sure.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this, at least this fella still has one left though.......
"Life is like a hair on a toilet seat. Sooner or later you are bound to get pi$$ed off."
"In this league, a draw is sometimes as good as a win" - Steve Morison
Maybe the poor girl just wanted her tonsils back.
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Thats a spicy meatball!
Also, I saw a case in the US where a guy is trying to sue a dry cleaners. They had a sign saying "Same Day Service" "Cstomer Satisfaction Guaranteed", but due to some screw-up, they were not able to clean the guy's pants on the same day, thus causing him "mental anguish" to the tune of $65,000,000. Just hope it gets thrown out.
I'd be more bothered by her interpretation that she "never meant to harm him"She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!
The Model Club
Tell all the Bohs you know
that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
and it's not gonna be three
and it's not gonna be four
it's more likely to be 5-1.
I love the bit about the friend handing it back saying: "That's yours". A whole lotta good it'll do now.
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Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.
Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.
Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.
You go girl!
Now lads flirt with me if u dare!
Dry cleaning guy loses his case. Good news.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld dry cleaning shrunk shirt episode.
Talk about caught by the Bo!!ix
"I am in no way a violent person."
Ha!
Hi Magic , how are you today.
I am forever more wearing a protective cup
Was he a right bo***x
AidoM
Starting on the long pilgrimage to South Africa
That's bo**ox!!Was he a right bo***x
2 and a half years for that? If a man did something similarly violent he'd be looking at 10 years at least.
It's those double standards again.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
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