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    Would you like one of these - The Perfect Woman?

    Canadian scientist builds himself the perfect woman

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2023392.ece

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    I already have the Perfect Woman..............and an reminded of this fact constantly
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic

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    One thing that worries me in that article is that he seems to push the fact that his android is still a virgin

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    the japs are something else, aren't they?!

    Aiko looks like she has a swallowed a load when she talks, the horney inventor. Made how it can read and process exact liquids?!
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    the japs are something else, aren't they?!
    The inventor isn't actuallly Japanese though, although the name of the doll is.
    Aiko = lovechild

    There are actually places in Tokyo where guys can rent dolls like this (not anywhere like as technological, just rubber / silicone dolls) by the hour, and take them off to a private room.

    One time in the school where I worked, we were discussing what the worst job in the world would be, and one guy said that it must be whoever has the job of cleaning the dolls after they have been 'used' for an hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osarusan View Post
    There are actually places in Tokyo where guys can rent dolls like this (not anywhere like as technological, just rubber / silicone dolls) by the hour, and take them off to a private room.

    One time in the school where I worked, we were discussing what the worst job in the world would be, and one guy said that it must be whoever has the job of cleaning the dolls after they have been 'used' for an hour.
    Maybe they ship them off to Tallaght on a Friday or Saturday night....ewwww
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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    Couldn't they just come up with a machine that gives a person Jedi mind trick like abilities, and then send me on my way to find Monica Bellucci?

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    Quote Originally Posted by strangeirish View Post
    Maybe they ship them off to Tallaght on a Friday or Saturday night....ewwww

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    I dont need one. i have the perfect woman
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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