Hair products

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Thanks Dillo. Im still out of action, but making slow progress. To be honest, dont know is it worth me risking an early return over the action-packed festive season. I dont want to end up out of action again. I do expect to be back by mid-January at the latest. Was just thinking the other night, it will probably take me a little time to rediscover the form I was in earlier in the season, culminating in one of my best ever performances in Paris.
I quite like the Mattie Holland comparison but I would like to think that I have more of an influence on proceedings. I think the New Year could bring good things for us as a team. I am a little concerned about JoeSemi. His recent form has been akin to what Clinton Morrison was going through. If he scores once, then maybe he will hit a good vein of form. The lad has unbelievable ability but has rarely been consistent.
As for you, I think you are being a bit modest when you say that Anabels has been a tough away venue in recent years. Your form in the Dublin 4 venue has been similar to Robbie Keane's form in the Amsterdam ArenA.
So with Mattie Holland, Robbie Keane and Clinton Morrison all available, all we will need is a tough player at the back with good leadership qualities. Someone like Jorge Costa or Fernando Couto.

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

I was just thinking, Don Vito can be compared to Roy Keane. He's still playing, but just not for us. He's been in exile for quite some time now. Rumour has it that our manager is trying to broker a deal with him to get him to return to play for us. He's one of the few genuine world-class players we have and still has a lot to offer the younger players like $Leon$.

[Dillo]

Worry not lads, if you've got the looks it don't make a difference.


Should be ok so! :p

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

All I know is that there is a lot of work required this Christmas. Im hoping to be back in late January to partner Dillo in attack. Dillo is in a rich vein of form at the moment. However, I need to put the work in to reach full match fitness. Some people say I dont do meaningless friendly games and therefore people shouldnt expect too much from me in Blue and Blazers over the Christmas. Longford is too rough and ready for my liking. It never suited my style. On the other hand, if that place in Carrick on Shannon was still open I would be encouraged to make a trip there. Hear it takes in a great crowd from Boyle and the surrounding areas.
Perhaps my greatest worry for the festive season is whether Dillo has enough of a supply of putty to get him through.
Finally, happy Christmas and a merry New Year to all of you who subscribed to this fantastic thread.

[Dillo]

That place in Carrick is still open PM. It just relocated from the Landmark Hotel to Cartown House a few miles further. Jenny Fee and another few Fermanagh wans made their way there on New Years Eve and by all accounts had a great night according to Don Vito. Kevin Egan was also there. :D
While Dillo didn't achieve maximum points during the festive season, he felt he put in some solid performances and judging by the number of wans both he and the PM turned down it's clear that substantial progress is being made. However one swallow never made a Summer and Dillo still has much to do on the training ground before he's ready to tackle the big guns in the Big Smoke.

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Dillo is being very modest. Dillo's performances over the Xmas season were akin to that of Tottenham Hotspur, in more ways than one. He did particularly well in his home tie with an emerging Killoe. Since his return to the capital, Dillo has notched up maximum points away to Eniscorthy and a household name from Katmandu. Over the past few months, Dillo has grown into his role of leading from the front. Much will be expected of him in 2005.
As for myself, the PM, I added two mediocre goals to my tally over the festive period. I was struck down with a recurring injury this week but should be back for the January 28th round of fixtures. 2005 is certainly my year. I have to make up for my long exile from the game. The early part of the season has shown that I'm capable of striking up a good partnership with Dillo. I've recently been using a lighter pair of footwear which may be more suited to the more subtle Dublin scene.
Don Vito continues to lead our team with distinction. However, one fears that arguments over his contract extension could limit his first team appearances for the first half of the year.
The Green Hen has once again proved his worth over the Christmas. He's a natural talent with the sort of ability that just cannot be taught. Speaking of players with natural ability, this must certainly be the year that JoeSemi lives up to his huge potential. The crowd have recently been on his back and talk of a summer move has not been helping his performances. JoeSemi is like the Nicholas Anelka of our league. Last Friday night also saw the return to action of our prodigal son, $Leon$. He put in a solid display and still made work the next morning. $Leon$ deserves a lot of respect for his commitment to the cause. He's the only semi-professional player in our ranks and successfully balances work and play. Like JoeSemi, many felt that the sale of the Beaver from the club might have left $Leon$ unhappy with the way the club was being run. However, this has not been the case and credit must go to Don Vito for the way he marshalled the troops in the aftermath of Beaver's axe from the club.
On another note, it was great to be involved on the same scene as the likes of Martinho and Pauro 7 over the Xmas. Martinho put in solid performances on St. Stephen's night and on New Years eve and was unlucky not to get his name on the scoresheet. New Year's eve proved fruitful for Pauro however. He scored a tap-in in Blazers. They all count and it could be argued that Pauro's spell in London has helped him become a real poacher in front of goal.

Here's wishing all players all of the best in 2005.

[$Leon$]

havin fierce trouble gettin me hands on putty.
have they stopped makin it?
is it banned?
where can it be got?

[Dillo]

That's what we don't know $Leon$. JoeSemi tried three different Boots outlets in Liverpool but failed to get his hands on it (probably seen him coming :p ). Don Vito searched Bath high up and low down but his attempts were also to no avail.
The Jamaican PM is your best bet if you ask me. Just as Columbus discovered America in 1492 the PM discovered putty in 2004. If it becomes extinct which is looking increasingly likely he's sure to find an adequate replacement.

[green goblin]

While putting the christmas decorations backin the loft, I managed to nearly brain myself sensesless on the loft hatch, gashing my head open. I've not dared use anything on my hair for days, as it stings.
I look dreadful. :( Happy New Year, coiffure fans.

[$Leon$]

thinkin of headin into town later to try and find some.
anyone willin to come in and help in the search?

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

thinkin of headin into town later to try and find some.
anyone willin to come in and help in the search?

You will be doing very well to get of hold of putty as things stand. Unbelievable that FHM's hair product of the year award for 2004 is so difficult to get hold of. Here's hoping...

[$Leon$]

You will be doing very well to get of hold of putty as things stand. Unbelievable that FHM's hair product of the year award for 2004 is so difficult to get hold of. Here's hoping...


managed to get my hands on sum putty last night.
found it in a small chemist in west dublin
well worth the ddanger of travelin out there
very proud of my self
bought the place out of it sellin da stuff at €39.99 a tub
get it quick before i sell out

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

I heard youself and Dillo bought the place out of putty the other night. It was a great relief to us all and bodes well for 2005. :)

[The Green Hen]

My friens have stopped talking to me cos i use bed head....Id put bed head before my friends any night of the week... in tramco!! I hear Robbie Doyle is now copying me.. :mad:

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Fair play to ya Green Hen! You're really pushing the boat out for 2005. A man with your ability who is still willing to put in the effort, sets high standards for us all. You must be the first Green Hen ever to buy Bed Head. :D Im not surprised Robbi Doyle is copying you. He is a bit of a Chicken. :p

[$Leon$]

i would just like to announce that the deal between myself and v05 has come to an end.

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

i would just like to announce that the deal between myself and v05 has come to an end.

Is it true that both yourself and V05 mutually agreed to go your seperate ways. The deal lasted almost as long as Robert Jarni did at Coventry.

[M@ttitude]

Maybe you could strike up a new deal with Fructis Surf Hair Texturising Gum , Alot better than VO5, which is too sticky at first and drys up like a muda focka later.. :)

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Maybe you could strike up a new deal with Fructis Surf Hair Texturising Gum , Alot better than VO5, which is too sticky at first and drys up like a muda focka later.. :)

Sounds like a bit of a mouthful Matt. Thanks for the advice. Im too happy with putty to consider changing though. A bit like Roy Keane and Diadora, I wont change to another brand.

[$Leon$]

Is it true that both yourself and V05 mutually agreed to go your seperate ways. The deal lasted almost as long as Robert Jarni did at Coventry.

i wasn't happy with the product and i wasn't much good advertisin a product i didn't like so we called it a day

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

i wasn't happy with the product and i wasn't much good advertisin a product i didn't like so we called it a day

There was a time when David Beckham had a shaven head but still promoted Brylcrem. I admire your honesty.

[$Leon$]

There was a time when David Beckham had a shaven head but still promoted Brylcrem. I admire your honesty.


couldn't possibly use him as a role model
look at his wan

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

$Leon$, have you considered a replacement styling product for your hair? Is it true that you're in negotiations with Trevor Sorby to finalise the production of a suitable hair product range? Anyhow, make sure you get it sorted before next Thursday night.

[$Leon$]

$Leon$, have you considered a replacement styling product for your hair? Is it true that you're in negotiations with Trevor Sorby to finalise the production of a suitable hair product range? Anyhow, make sure you get it sorted before next Thursday night.

all out of fishfingers so usin putty till i get sorted out.
thinkin of headin out to my barber to get hair done and stock up on FF

[Peadar]

I think the North Korean wouldn't approve of this thread.


North Korea’s communist government is waging war against men with long hair, calling them unhygienic anti-socialist fools, and even leader Kim Jong Il has trimmed his famous bouffant locks.

Full story here (http://breakingnews.ie/2005/02/01/story187289.html).

[jofyisgod]

In London, smallish cheap shop, WILKINSONS, selling putty for £2.74(i think) a tub. Get it if you can!

[$Leon$]

stocked up on FF last night lads so i'm almost back to my best. just need a trim now and i'm sorted. plannin on gettin that done tomorrow

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

stocked up on FF last night lads so i'm almost back to my best. just need a trim now and i'm sorted. plannin on gettin that done tomorrow

Good luck with your Trim Celtic in Blanchardstown tomorrow. :D

[Dillo]

$Leon$ yesterday decided to abandon his ever faithful Rosso's of the Blanch and instead ventured out to the Rock to get his hair done ahead of friday's testimonial. This was a major gamble on $Leon$'s part but fortunately for him things worked out for the better. The question is; Where will he go next?? :confused:

What do others think??

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

I was very impressed with $Leon$'s latest hair-do. After taking some advice from me, he paid a visit to my own hair-stylist in Blackrock. I'm sure $Leon$ was sufficiently satisfied to make a return visit. It suits him as its not too far from his house in Kilmacud.

[$Leon$]

has any one out der any idea what Gavin Hensen uses?
seems to be good to last under tough conditions.

Gavin (http://www.sixnations.com/image_arc_detail_32.htm?1)
Hensen (http://www.sixnations.com/image_arc_detail_32.htm?9)
Hair Products (http://www.sixnations.com/images/wallpaper/2_italyvswales.jpg)

[Green Tribe]

has any one out der any idea what Gavin Hensen uses?
seems to be good to last under tough conditions.

Gavin (http://www.sixnations.com/image_arc_detail_32.htm?1)
]

hmm...nice legs in this first pic :D ;)

[Peadar]

hmm...nice legs in this first pic :D ;)


This is the "Hair Products" thread, not the "Totty Watch" thread. ;)

[Green Tribe]

This is the "Hair Products" thread, not the "Totty Watch" thread. ;)

i knew i wouldn't get away with that ;) couldn't help myself! :D but his hair is nice too.........there is my contribution

[$Leon$]

still doesn't answer the question what product does he use?

[Green Tribe]

how would i know, i am not a guy! :D ;)

[Peadar]

how would i know, i am not a guy! :D ;)

And you fancy Mick McCarthy so you clearly know nothing about style! :eek: :D

[Green Tribe]

And you fancy Mick McCarthy so you clearly know nothing about style! :eek: :D

:D :D i am just too honest! :o

[Dillo]

Anybody out there try Matt Clay??

[Eire06]

anyone out there ( you included dilldo), tell me does regaine really work?? and if so and my *ahem* mate stops using it will his hair fall out quicker??

Heard it does work but don't be expecting miracles, if you 'Mate' is completely bald prob not worth it but if just thinning then its ment to be good.. :rolleyes:

Whatever happened to growing old gracefully

[Dillo]

anyone out there ( you included dilldo), tell me does regaine really work?? and if so and my *ahem* mate stops using it will his hair fall out quicker??


Haven't a clue about that stuff pronane. Maybe The Jamaican PM could tell you. He's the grooming specialist. Anybody know what's best to combat grey hairs?? Just for men is the only option I suppose... :o

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Haven't a clue about that stuff pronane. Maybe The Jamaican PM could tell you. He's the grooming specialist. Anybody know what's best to combat grey hairs?? Just for men is the only option I suppose... :o

I'm afraid I don't know much about Regaine. I doubt its a miracle worker, or else everyone would be using it. Dillo, grey hairs are a minor problem. If they are causing you concern, Im sure Just For Men is the way to go.
As for Matt Clay, I've heard great things about it. Is it available in Ireland? It would want to be pretty special to replace VO5 putty in our toiletry cabinet.

[Eire06]

Dillo a few Grey hairs can be very sexy on a man esp if your hair is dark.. leave it as it is ;) :p

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Dillo a few Grey hairs can be very sexy on a man esp if your hair is dark.. leave it as it is ;) :p

I know Dillo likes Jose Mourinho but he's a perfectionist like myself. If he wants to get rid of them, then fair dues to him. It's up to us to provide him with the advice and support to make the right decision.

[Dillo]

I know Dillo likes Jose Mourinho but he's a perfectionist like myself. If he wants to get rid of them, then fair dues to him. It's up to us to provide him with the advice and support to make the right decision.

Unlike you PM, I'm no perfectionist. I have the time on my hands but don't have the will power or resources. Having said that however, I do like to make an effort before big games.
True enough Eire06, a few grey hairs can look sexy on a man- a man like Jose Mourinho maybe! :confused:

[Peadar]

Dillo a few Grey hairs can be very sexy on a man esp if your hair is dark.. leave it as it is ;) :p

That's good to hear.
At least I know I'd be welcome in Galway. ;)

[TheJamaicanP.M.]

Unlike you PM, I'm no perfectionist. I have the time on my hands but don't have the will power or resources. Having said that however, I do like to make an effort before big games.
True enough Eire06, a few grey hairs can look sexy on a man- a man like Jose Mourinho maybe! :confused:

It's a big game for you tonight Dillo. You're heading for the home venue of the team that Jack built. I hear you've been selected as part of a two-man strikeforce with JoeSemi. Will you be turning on the style for tonight's game?

[Eire06]

That's good to hear.
At least I know I'd be welcome in Galway. ;)

Oh any time :p .. I'll get the company to ship you over DHL ;)


Is this just for hair products for boys????
Cause I've a girlie question

Have any of you used the new L'Oreal Hot Straight stuff advertised by Beyonce.. :confused:
Its ment to be really good and not leave you hair all sticky or fuzzy..
As I have cury hair I need all the help I can get straightioning it

[Peadar]

Oh any time :p .. I'll get the company to ship you over DHL ;)

I just asked and they wouldn't take me.
I couldn't fit in the mail cart. ;)


As I have cury hair I need all the help I can get straightioning it

There's something a few posts back about the GHD.
I'm sure GHD have hair products as well as straighteners.

*Edit*
Here's the link to the website... (http://www.ghd.uk.com/)

[Eire06]

that mightnt be the shampoo or conditioner you are using ;)

No I'm not on about a shampoo or Conditionar just the hair product that helps keep your hair straight I used Serum most of the time and that can be sticky