I thought it was Leeds who started that, along with ;Originally Posted by Macy
"Always look on the runway for ice".
Also the Ingerland favorite when playing Germany ;
"Two World Wars and one World Cup".
West Ham fans when playing Liverpool in the 70s and 80s ;
"You're forever blowing Doubles"
don't they whistle the great escape as well and do the spitfire mime
ah well
best one i remember was at a norwich game a few years ago
Delia Smith's a brilliant cook
She feeds our whole team porridge
She makes a cracking steak au poivre
But that don't rhyme with Norwich!
Bring back the plank
Chelsea fans to Norwich fans following Delia's "Lets be avin you!!!!!!" half time antics a few years ago: (to the air of the tune they usually reserved for Jose Mourinho)
"We've got Abramovich
You've got a drunken bi tch"
Quoting years at random since 1975
I quite liked West Ham's song for Christian Dailly;
(To the tune of "I love you baby") "Oh Christian Dailly, you are the love of my life, oh Christian Dailly, I'd let you shag my wife, oh Christian Dailly I want curly hair too".
A few favs of mine -
"A w*nker and his brother
Made love to one another
Suck c*ck just like the mother
The Neville family"
"Stephen Ireland Wears A Wig,
Wears A Wig,
Wears A Wig,
Stephen Ireland Wears A Wig,
He Loves City"
City fans to United fans at Old Trafford -
"We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you sneaking out!"
Arsenal fans at Old Trafford - "We'll race you back to London!"
Millwall fans to their Huddersfield counterparts at a fog-bound McAlpine Stadium - "Where are ya?"
England fans to German fans - "5-1 even Heskey scored"
Gold. Gold ineed.
Wolves fans to Sunderland:
"We'd rather have McCarthy than Roy Keane,
O we'd rather have McCarthy than Roy Keane,
He didn't cripple Haaland,
Or walk out on Ireland,
We'd rather have McCarthy than Roy Keane".
The ball is round and has many surprises.
i posted this here before.
derry fans to pats fans last season.through gritted teeth,it was funny
1nil and you fcuked it up
2-1 and you fcuked it up
3-2 and you fcuked it up
4-3 and we won the cup.
Saint Patricks Athletic Fans Team. Eircom League Supporters Cup Champions 2006. P3 W2 D1 L0 F3 A0. Thats why we're champions, Thats why we're champions, Thats why.............
Villa fans yesterday against Arsenal were slagging Eduardo ;
"He used to have silky skills
but now he walks like Heather Mills".
Wenger was not impressed.
I know it's not your song stojkovic, but that's a bad one
I agree.
I believe Arsenal have made an official complaint.
Really have Arsenal made a complaint over that, for **** sake. What is the world coming to. Its ok to slag someone over mental health but not over a footballing injury.
I think the chant is grand to be honest, quite witty also.
Last edited by NeilMcD; 02/03/2008 at 9:02 PM.
In Trap we trust
was in the villa end yesterday for match. another chant a minority of villa fans were singing was to the tune of 'whats that coming over the hill is it a monster , is it a monster' villa fans were singing ' whats that coming out of his sock is it his ankle , is it his ankle. some ugly scenes at the final whistle too bit of scuffling between rival fans and outside the ground agood few villa fans arrested
if it wasnt for birds and booze id have played for ireland juniors!!!!!
I was standing in the North Bank when Arsenal played Leeds circa 95 when Graham and Merson both were in the papers for the wrong reasons.
Leeds fans sung at the gunners
"Good old Arsenal, they're proud to say that name.
While they take a bung,they snort cocaine"
When George Graham brought his awful brand of football to Leeds they went
a lotta matches where they either drew 0-0 or lost 1-0.
There was a comical sight on the Kop at Leeds where the lads were all linking arms and swaying side to side whilst solemnly singing to the tune of Vera Lynn(we'll meet again)......"We'll score again,dont know where,dont know when.."
When Jason Lee was getting the p!ss taken out of him repeatedly on Fantasy Football, he used to get
"He's got a pineapple
On his head"
When Cantona was at Leeds, there was a rumour going around he was having an affair with Lee Chapman's wife, Leslie Ash
so the crowd chanted
"He's French, he's flash,
he's fcuking Leslie Ash,
Cantona, Cantona!"
Ipswich fans to the tune of the Adams family,
Your boyfriend is your brother
Your sister is your mother
They all f... one another
The Norwich family
Boh's have nicked that one for Drogg's games
some good ones here
http://www.laughfc.co.uk/stories/story.php?id=3
"We hate Tuesday"
Millwall fans after Sheff Utd fans chant "We hate Wednesday", at Bramall Lane.
I thought you were off the drink Ronnie?
"No, I drink to help me mind my own business....can I get you one? (c) Ronnie Drew
Man Citys 'Always look on the runway for ice' after Utd's 'Always look on the brightside of life' always cracks me up.
I think I should the parachute, because I'm great.
In fact, I think I should get both parachutes, in case one doesn't work.
The "always look on the runway for ice" chant sparked the 1986 Beatrix ferry incident when west ham and man u fans caught the same ferry for pre season fixtures. at old trafford that august west ham's fans sang to the popeye tune WE'RE WEST HAM THE SAILOR MEN WE FIGHT TO THE FINISH COS WE EAT OUR SPINACH WE'RE WEST HAM THE SAILOR MEN WHOOP WHOOP at the whoop whoop everyone stuck one arm up and pretended to pull the string
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