About as witty as herpes to be honestOriginally Posted by stojkovic
Liverpool fans when Dudek was in goals:
We've got a big pole in our goal.
We've got a great big pole in our goal.
We've got a big pole in our goal.
We've got a big pole in our goal.
(you had to be there)
Code:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES5EWE_CLVk
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West Ham fans surrendering to relegation v Southampton 1989 with "que sera sera whatever will be will be we're going to Shrewsbury que sera sera
Some of my favourites
Team at the bottom playing lower mid table team - "going down going down going down" - "So are we so are we so are we"
Palace fans to Brighton fans "Does your boyfriend know you're here?" retort "You're too ugly to be gay".
Man Utd came to Chelsea 3 years ago for a midweek carling cup tie. Utd were going through a bad patch but their notorious quiet fans totally outsang the home support for 90 minutes - with a few minutes to go the home support came back with "Where were you when you were good?"
Scottish fans in Paris last year - "It's just a tall f%^king pylon" also "we're going to deep fry your croissants"
During the Loyalist feud a few years back the Rangers support started the usual "u u UVF" instead of the usual "I I ira" the Celtic fans came back with "U u UDA".
When our female fans got into the game in Tehran "Get your face out for the lads"
May need a bit of explaining but Irishman Michael Fagan was found in the queen's bedroom in the mid 1980's - at euro88 "Michael Fagan Mi chael Faa gan Michael Fagan f^&ked the queen"
My own personal favourite sung at fans without any obvious rivals "no one hates you no one hates you no one hates you no one cares"
Class. The scottish really put thought into their insults.
LESS OF THE BULL NOW!
In Belamadena on our way to Seville 2003. Missing our friends in Glasgow
" Tell all the Huns that you know,
we're sorry you're feeling so low,
we don'e mean to tease but it's 90 degrees,
and the San Miguel is satrting to flow"
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy which sustained him through temporary periods of joy."
Shels fans to Barry Ryan last night: Whatcha do to Katy French*
*To the tune of What the ****ing hell was
He was none too pleased.
Who Cares?!
thank you. i can only imagine Johnny McDonnell's face.
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Keano, Keano,
Keano went mad,
Not Quinn, Not Stan, Not Mick Mccarthy,
Keano went mad and had to go home.
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'The wheels on your house go round and round' at Freddie Eastwood, Spurs v Southend in the FA cup last season.
2 proper LFC songs, cant decide which I prefer. The Shipman songs are nothing to be proud of and only sung by a minority and are actually booed by the majority of LFC fans at games :
Here's a song about a football team
The greatest team you've ever seen
A team that play total Football
They've won the league, Europe and all.
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
With Kenny Dalglish on the ball
He was the greatest of them all
And Ian Rush, four goals or two
Left Evertonians feeling blue
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Now if you go down Goodison Way
Hard luck stories you hear each day
There's not a trophy to be seen
'Cos Liverpool have swept them clean
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Now on the glorious 10th of May
There's laughing reds on Wembley Way
We're full of smiles and joy and glee
It's Everton 1 and Liverpool 3
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Now on the 20th of May
We're laughing still on Wembley Way
Those Evertonians are feeling blue
It's Liverpool 3 and Everton 2
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
And as we sang round Goodison Park
With crying blues all in a nark
They're probably crying still
at Liverpool 5 and Everton nil.
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
We Remember them with pride
Those mighty reds of Shankly's side
And Kenny's boys of '88
There's never been a side so great
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
Now back in 1965
When great Bill Shankly was alive
We're playing Leeds, the score's 1-1
When it fell to the head of Ian St John
A Liverbird upon my chest
We are the men, of Shankly's best
A team that plays the Liverpool way
And wins the championship in May
On April 15th '89
What should have been a joyous time
Ninety six Friends, we all shall miss
And all the Kopites want justice (JUSTICE)
########################################
Every other Saturday's me half day off
And it's off to the match I go
You’ll see me walking down the Anfield Road
Me and me old pal Joe
We love to see the lasses with their red scarves on
We love to hear the Kopites roar
But I don't have to tell you that best of all
We love to see the Liverpool scooooore (scooore)
We've won the English League about a thousand times
UEFA was a simple do
We gave some exhibitions in the FA Cup
We are the Wembley Wizards too
But when we won the European Cup in Rome
Like we should have done years before
We gathered down at Anfield
Boys a hundred thousand strong
To give the boys a welcome hoooome
Kenny ohhh Kenny
I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals oh Kenny
ohhh Kenny…
My favorite was we all dream of a team of gary breen's in the yellow submarine tune
Chelsea fans often sing
He's Here He's there
He's every f£$kin where
Joey Cole Joey Cole
Now
He's here He's there
He's f$%king everyhwere
Ashley Cole Ashley Cole
He's fat, he's Scouse
He's gonna rob your house
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney!!!!!!!
To David Beckham while Victoria was in the stand watching him play
Do you take her
Do you take her
Do you take her up the Arsenal?
Spurs fans to Becks when he was at United
"Posh spice is a slapper, she wears a wonder bra
and when she's shaggin Beckham, she thinks of Ginola"
I was at Old Trafford a year or two back to watch Spurs play United when the home fans started to show there affection for Park Ji Sung. 'Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house'
I think they had another song for him which went; 'He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador, Park Ji Sung, Park Ji Sung'
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Heard a Man Utd one on Yoitube about City
'' We paid for your home,We paid for your home...What a waste of council tax.... We paid for your home''
(Tune: Don't wana go home)
There's the right way, the wrong way.... and the Max Power way!! :-D
I remember reading somewhere that the Chelsea fans had the top chant there as well for Frank Lebouf when he played for Chelsea and he complained in a radio interview about having a swear word in his chant, so the next home match the Chelsea fans starting singing
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Lebouf, Frank Lebouf
Right up there with that other scouse favourite "Who's that lying on the runway".
An old one, definitely not a Chelsea invention. Used to be Brian McClairs at United from the late 80's!
Another reworking of an 80's song...
He's bald, he's scouse,
He'll rob your f**kin house,
Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon
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