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    This is from my other team but christ where do they come up with these things???

    At a party Américo Pirralha hears about the Guinness record for sitting the longest time up in a tree. The person who holds the current record climbed up a tree back in 1968 and is still up there. Despite this the player gets it into his head that he can beat the record and climbs up the nearest apple tree. However after just a few hours he has sobered up and climbs down again.
    Life isn't all beer and football...some of us haven't touched a football in months

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    There's only one Alfonso Di Napoli...

    The Model Club

    Tell all the Bohs you know
    that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
    and it's not gonna be three
    and it's not gonna be four
    it's more likely to be 5-1.

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    Sligo Starlets 3-1 Cobh Ramblers F.C
    Looprevil FC 2-0 Landenstown Forest
    Pants AFC 2-1 UCD AFC
    Burton Albion FC 0-3 Provisional SRFC
    Loftys Lazy 11 0-4 Flynny Alberts

    The Winning Team 1-5 Lost in Portugal
    Lee FC 0-1 Patsys Fags
    Wexford Youths FC 0-6 Badger Gravy
    Workington AFC 0-2 Wexford Boys
    Medium to Large Club 3-4 Sligo Rovers F.C.

    Happy with my result, just need to start finding a bit of consistency now.
    Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.


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    4-0. *shudders*

    Quote Originally Posted by dfx- View Post
    There's only one Alfonso Di Napoli...


    Great result and great performance
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    The Model Club

    Tell all the Bohs you know
    that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
    and it's not gonna be three
    and it's not gonna be four
    it's more likely to be 5-1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dfx- View Post
    4-0. *shudders*

    Got tactics completely wrong and had an 18 year old as captain ... stuffed good and proper. Off to the fortress next week.
    As Irishmen we dilute our sense of nation by depending on the English to bring us our balls

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    100% home record maintained. Lucky mind you 88th minute winner from McKenzie - to make it more sickening for Dman - thats McKenzies first ever competitive goal

    If I lose away to Ramblers next week, I'm going to start playing the kids for the rest of the season....and hope for a good update.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lofty9 View Post
    Off to the fortress next week.
    We did the treble on youz last year, decent form this season, yet still never ever confident ahead of your lot visiting - you won on your first ever league visit and were the only side to get a point at The Empress two seasons ago. It was the only goal Laban Bork got that season too

    Looprevil look more and more like causing serious trouble for one of the established sides at the bottom
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    The Model Club

    Tell all the Bohs you know
    that we've gone and won two-in-a-row
    and it's not gonna be three
    and it's not gonna be four
    it's more likely to be 5-1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lofty9 View Post
    Got tactics completely wrong and had an 18 year old as captain ... stuffed good and proper. Off to the fortress next week.
    19 year olds make better captains

    Man sent off (Shannon AGAIN - twice already this season), three players injured, ended up playing with a striker in defence - and to still managed to pull off possibly the best result in my time in charge. Hopefully there will be a huge backlash at the Empress next week...
    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

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    Can't believe that, beaten 4-3. I'm beginning to regret going to the Kevin Keegan school of management now

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    First victory of the season,happy days!!
    jus found talent in my youth team today too, a 5 rated 17 yr old..

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    Quote Originally Posted by biscuit View Post
    jus found talent in my youth team today too, a 5 rated 17 yr old..
    Am I the only one who only gets 3/4 skilled youth players?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DmanDmythDledge View Post
    Am I the only one who only gets 3/4 skilled youth players?

    Nope, yer not the only one.

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    Flynny Alberts 1-0 UCD AFC
    Looprevil FC 2-2 Burton Albion FC
    Provisional SRFC 4-1 Loftys Lazy 11
    Cobh Ramblers F.C 1-2 Pants AFC
    Landenstown Forest 2-2 Sligo Starlets

    Lofty any chance you could maintain that form for the return match at our place?

    Good to pick up our first away win. Next up Alberts at the Pantywell.

    The top 4 in the 1st Div all won, Badger Gravy put 8 past Winning Team !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinpants View Post
    Provisional SRFC 4-1 Loftys Lazy 11
    Lofty any chance you could maintain that form for the return match at our place? .
    Hope not... rested most of my midfield for the last two games and messed about with tactics. No point in taking an away game to DFX seriously or any match against the Alberts. My top goalscorer (defender) average form is 6. Can't get the form up overall at all this season.

    As I said at the start of the season its rebuilding time. Also time to get shot of that effing 10 rated keeper of mine, everythings gone downhill since I signed him.
    As Irishmen we dilute our sense of nation by depending on the English to bring us our balls

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    Losing captain Stanislawski early, an unusual formation and any side would miss Milbourne on his own nevermind Palinha and Goldsmith too, but any win against lofty's 11 is very welcome.

    Really pleased with the ratings we've been getting all over the pitch and even Davidsson seems to be getting his form up with everyone else. Even bigger late win in Sligo now considering that we seem to be getting into gear and away from a stuttering start. Maynooth seems to be standing up to be counted and steering our season upfront.

    If we are to represent as serious challengers to Alberts, we need* to win the next two games in preparation for the round robin against them.


    * Need, but very unlikely to
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    im predicting a long hard season for ourselves,undefeated in last 2, a draw v landenstown away and beat cobh 3-1, but they are all teams in and around us,seem to be taking spankings from teams higher up the league!!
    only thing saving me is that Borje Hard is playing out of his skin in the middle of the park!

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    4-2 win against Wexford youths last night don't know whether to be too happy though they've been taking hidings all season

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    Still overlooking Pants AFC boys? Playing midfielder Roy Conlon upfront proved to be a master stroke.

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    A vital win for me tonight. It's going to be a dogfight for the last promotion spot.
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    0-0 with burton albion in a thoroughly dull affair...did nothing for either of us really!

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