This is from my other team but christ where do they come up with these things???
At a party Américo Pirralha hears about the Guinness record for sitting the longest time up in a tree. The person who holds the current record climbed up a tree back in 1968 and is still up there. Despite this the player gets it into his head that he can beat the record and climbs up the nearest apple tree. However after just a few hours he has sobered up and climbs down again.


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... stuffed good and proper. Off to the fortress next week.

), three players injured, ended up playing with a striker in defence - and to still managed to pull off possibly the best result in my time in charge. Hopefully there will be a huge backlash at the Empress next week...

don't know whether to be too happy though they've been taking hidings all season

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