Quote....and was lucky to find "Valleta Parking" but did not give the guy a tip making the "Maltese Cross" and it was no surprise when he.....Originally Posted by brianw82
her actually being a sow. Meanwhile, Roddy had managed to land his UFO in Malta...
....and was lucky to find "Valleta Parking" but did not give the guy a tip making the "Maltese Cross" and it was no surprise when he.....
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instructed his brother Steve to beat up the poor parking attendant for calling him a cheap baastard and saying he looked fat in those pink shirts on MMNS (Maltese Monday Night Soccer), which led to.......
The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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Roy Keane is still a pri*k!
a month long exile in the wilds of Mayo where he found Sligo Hornet making love to....
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...a Steel City Beauty.....but it was just a nightmare for the Hornet (being in Mayo or riding anything in Sheffield) and he logged on as usual to see what those saddos were up to in Story time only to find....
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that The Championship had kicked off and that Sheffield Wednesday and Watford were as useless as ever with both clubs being linked to a hostile takeover by a consortium led by Roddy Collins, Sean Connor and Pat Dolan. The takeover would involve the clubs being merged, with the new entity being relocated to Mayo and playing out of the newly revamped McHale Park (because the Gaah soon won't have much use for it for another year!). Roddy Collins was quoted as saying that Roy Keane would be his assistant manager because he met him once and that the new club would be known as........
The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
Muhammad Ali
Roy Keane is still a pri*k!
Saipan United. However, a fund raiser in Westport got out of hand when...
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Pope Gregory the Ninth launched an attack on...
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....Con Murphy because he.....
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he said roddy collins was sent by god to teach the world about football, but then out of nowhere...
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..a group of Bohs fans arrived in Tallaght intending to...
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..hatch a plot with Thomas Davis GAA club to kill off Shamrock Rovers once and for all. The plot was foiled when...
.....Roddy Collins and Marty Morrisey were discovered by Dessie Baker under Tallaght Stadium with 10 kegs of gunpowder and a box of matches. In the ensuing scuffle, Morriseys curly wig caught fire and his perma-tan melted, all that remained of him were his bleached white teeth. The GAA denied any knowledge of the plot but.....
The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
Muhammad Ali
Roy Keane is still a pri*k!
...Roddy said it was his idea. He then looked at Dessie and said, "I signed you." Dessie then said...
"...bend over Roddy, I want to shove...."
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..shovel some coal in to the fire and you're in the way". They sat down to watch Ireland play Australia and...
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after 20 minutes, a chunk of the ceiling came down on Dessie's head, messing up his hair. "I'll fix tha'!" said Roddy, and up he got, legged it out to the hi-ace, and was down like a shot to the local Woodie's to get a new trowel and platering supplies. While at Woodie's, he happened upon a sale of galvanised coil nails, which led him to remark....
"they're a great bargain. I wouldn't mind hammering a few of them through the head of..."
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....Robin Van Persie because he missed...
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...MNS on Monday night because he was watching a porn movie starring.....
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