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    "put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone".
    dana duly obliged. and in her squeky donegal patter proclaimed "....
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    Quote Originally Posted by placid casual View Post
    "put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone".
    dana duly obliged. and in her squeky donegal patter proclaimed "....
    "Placid, I wish you would use the odd capital letter". "I am not placid", replied Johnny Logan, "but I can be submissive if you like" and burst in to singing "Reach for Me" which Dana duly did. It was all getting very heated when....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    johnny logan whipped out his big mac and..........................
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    ...stained his trousers with the sauce but just then.....
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    dana bent down and gobbled on his meat leaving a sticky residue on the floor of the Big Tree.
    come mid-sommer time some hang-sadwitch-ating, rope-headbanded muck savage slipped in said pool of residue and ended up on his arS€ with his pint of smithwicks all over him.
    everyone laughed ,including.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by placid casual View Post
    dana bent down and gobbled on his meat leaving a sticky residue on the floor of the Big Tree.
    come mid-sommer time some hang-sadwitch-ating, rope-headbanded muck savage slipped in said pool of residue and ended up on his arS€ with his pint of smithwicks all over him.
    everyone laughed ,including.....
    Trappatoni who had arrived to sample Irish culture. He eyed up Dana and said "Mama mia, you have a de face like a million dollars - all a green and a de wrinkled". Turning to the incumbent Manager, Phfat Dolan, he said "....
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    is thata where Stepehen Irelanda iz a hiding??? is his a hair....
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    a exact copy of Sligomans..........
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    a exact copy of Sligoman's..........
    pet hamster called Fluffy. "Now Phfat", Trappatoni continued, "the FAI have made me an offer I can't a refuse". "What do you think I should a do?". Dolan replied.....
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    ...you cant play Gerrard & Lampard in the same team, when I was at St Pats I made Eddie Gormley & Paul Osam.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by centre mid View Post
    ...you cant play Gerrard & Lampard in the same team, when I was at St Pats I made Eddie Gormley & Paul Osam.............
    Suck each other off after they had a bad game one time, didn't work they just got worse every time i gave them this punishment until ..........

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    Suck each other off after they had a bad game one time, didn't work they just got worse every time i gave them this punishment until ..........
    "I just left and joined Setanta to commentate on Falkirk vs Queen of the South". "Who are da South Queens?" said a bemused Trappatoni. "Are they....
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    the george pub team" ?
    -"no your thinking of wexford youths"
    -"just coz they are playing in pink this year there's no need for the homophbia"-
    -"but i like the illiad",says pat and with that he was off on his merry way down dorset st heading towards....
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    Quote Originally Posted by placid casual View Post
    the george pub team" ?
    -"no your thinking of wexford youths"
    -"just coz they are playing in pink this year there's no need for the homophbia"-
    -"but i like the illiad",says pat and with that he was off on his merry way down dorset st heading towards....
    wherever Dorset Street leads to - Busarus perhaps (a suitable name in the context). "What's a da matter with him? Why he looka so sad?" asked a puzzled Trappatoni to which Dana replied...
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    .."all kinds of everything" Do you think I look like a man? I only ask becasue when I was running for Presidnet I had occasion to met John Delaney and he commented how much he enjoyed..
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    my singing in the eurovision and did i speak italian and seen as i had won a major european trophy would i give trappatoni a.....
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    ..good seeing too as this was a significant factor in him agreeing to judge the ploughing competition next year as the farmers................
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    were sick of using bertie as a sexual device. anyway, at this stage bertie had a hole like a clowns pocket so it just wasnt tha same as it used to be.
    tapper said" que mierda" and off he went to manage sierra leone instead.
    dana,look for a shift,cast her eyes across the bridge towards mulligans booozer and who should be walking out,half cut only........
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    ... Steve Staunton and his new lover.....
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    Gary mccallister saying he's de gaffer,he's de main man and de buck stops with him.I'm just a glorified waterboy with no clue about.........
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